Porn. (NSFW)

Where have ye gone, Christy Canyon?

You are arguing for no reason. Stop. You said that visual stimulation doesn't matter if you find them attractive as long as a dick and balls are involved. Jesus, woman, read what you're fucking writing and stop turning everything into a goddamn argument!

just me. i think masturbation is a healthy release of energy if done in moderation, especially of you're not getting poon on the reg. but i see porn as an unhealthy indulgence. it's a gross addiction to have, watching people fuck all the time.

Six On The Dot wrote:

I'm... not arguing. I just don't understand the comparisons between:

and

The fat man wouldn't be so happy if he knew what Jurassic Park had in store for him!

http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081116031924AADfKGi

Phew, that first post scared the shit out of me.

My point was that you said it doesn't matter how attractive someone is. So Newman could be in a porno, and according to you, that is visually stimulating.

I think I'd rather watch Newman. At least he has no mustache and would probably make you laugh.

there's a seinfeld porn. we almost watched it at the hotel in austin when the guy who paid for the room went out for food.

These are just the first couple pictures that popped up. None of these dudes are hot.

Porn isn't made for women, typically. Also, i don't see how you don't understand what Kirk said. You can disagree, but it's silly. The reason why guys like porn and most girls don't is BIOLOGICAL. There's a science behind this. You can say you're a very visually stimulated person, and maybe you are, but porn isn't catered to the small percentage of women who're visually stimulated the way men are. The guy in porn, no one gives a shit what he looks like because no one watches the guy.

Porn is made for guys because they want it.

PLEASE don't turn this into another military thing, but think about who I work with. just cause a guy has a built body doesn't make him attractive. Next time we have a beach run or something, I could post pics of the dudes I work with and you'd be like, oh. I get it.

I believe she thinks Eddy is hot.

Eddy post your pics up, stud.

Porn women aren't attractive. It's hard to think well of any woman who's being flirtatious to someone who isn't you.

I'd watch one with Sam Worthington in it.

So unattractive, I tell ya!

I like the one in Heavy Metal's shoes...

Can I fill you in on a secret? You can't just google image search 'male porn star' or whatever, and find guys who you think are hot. The same way I wouldn't search "hot chick" and expect to find a girl who meets what I personally think is hot.

Most guys, who watch porn, tend to find a few girls they like and watch stuff they are in. It's how you can kinda call them a "star". They develop a fanbase and become recognizable. If a guy doesn't have a personal favorite girl, they typically have a type.

I don't know what your type is, but I can assure you, there are male porn stars who meet your specifics.

Additionally, you clearly haven't seen much porn if you really think all the women have overdone hair and makeup and giant fake tits. That is just plain not true. Hell, those aren't the girls I'm interested in either.

Belladonna, one of the biggest porn stars who is currently working also has her own company and shoots movies. Her stuff is very hardcore, but in her movies she doesn't even let the girls wear any real makeup. IIRC, I think her limitation is lipstick and mascara. She's also about as far away as you can get from your image of what a porn star looks like. Hell, it's not uncommon for her to shave her head.

Not to mention that an entire sub-genre of porn has become huge in the last few years. "Alt-porn". Which is basically suicide girls who do hardcore. I hate the label, but girls who work in that stuff are pretty far from the big titted, fake blond you seem to be aware of.

They aren't all Jenna Jameson or Stormy Daniels.

It's like porn meets Dogme 95.

That's right. I went there.

This is the hottest chick I've ever seen!

Porn sucks. Grainy amateur video of real people having sex with each other is ok, though.

I don't know if you're joking but I can kinda get behind that.

Make your own porn. This is the best idea. Obviously you'd like everyone in it that way...

Thank God you spoke, I thought everyone had left me to stew in perceived perversity.

I'm not really into porn, I watched it a bit as a teenager. I don't know why. I just can't get over the fact that it's so fake, and it knows it.

And besides everything else, men never last for more than three minutes! When they can get it up! The guys know what I'm talking about! Am I right? Am I right? Eh? Nudge Nudge? Eh? How about that?

I agree with this too.

At least in your own porn if it lasts an hour, you're like, ah. Yeah. I remember every fucking minute of that sexcapade. Fantastic.

(edit: nope, this was a dumb joke. Can't save it)

The tripod? The webcam? The Table? The Desk? The Chair? The Nightstand?

You've really never made a videotape of yourself?

But who, o who, will zoom in on the money-shot?

My solution: get a parent to do it.

hahahahhahahahah. Who still lives with their parents? EEEk. Even if I did, I wouldn't be making said video while they were home, lol.

Well, I'm sorry but when you share a bed with your mother, it's nothing she hasn't seen before anyway.

Which reminds me of a girl I used to work with at Wal-Mart. Her boyfriend deployed overseas, so one day she was buying lingerie because she wanted to send him "special pictures".

"Oh, really?" I asked.

She replied, "Yeah. My dad's bringing his camera over..."

Some days I don't miss Wyoming too much.

Woah.

POV porn is lame, you can never get a good look. and it's too bouncy.

For the most part, I agree with this. It bothers me, even when I do indulge, but sometimes I do indulge. I don't consider it an addiction, but sometimes I just get bored and feel like looking at beautiful girls.

And for this, I love you!

I made a porno one time with an ex-girlfriend in a hotel room in Amsterdam. It was her biggest concern when we broke up after 2 years.

'I hate you so fucking much I destroyed it!'

'GOOD'

Mug. I'd upload it, but the 38mins it lasted was actually a bit cringeworthy. Leave it to the professionals.

I think in this thread the majority are choosing the 'against porn' simply for debating reasons.

you all watch porn. regularly. we don't mind. we do to.

If porn doesn't turn you on, I got bad news for you, try the gay stuff. Or the animal stuff. Or the cartoon stuff. Your parents are not gonna be proud of you if they walk in and find rubbin one out to gay midget interracial bukkake tho.

You're a bit of a jackass.

A bit.

for honesty?

'If you don't like my principles that's fine, I have many more' ~ Groucho Marx

I suspect there is a lot of projection going on in this thread. Not from everyone of course, but there's some very defensive "I love porn and that's completely normal - NORMAL I TELL YOU!!! - and you love it too but can't admit it to yourself!" going on here.

For "I told my girlfriend I got rid of our sex tape, but I didn't. I'd upload it now, but..."

You're an inconsiderate asshole if you actually keep/show people the tape.

Also, I don't watch porn. Ever. So your theory is moot.

Six, just look for something you like. Surely?

Excuse me if that comes across as stubborn, I'm being serious.

You refuse to accept that some people just aren't interested in pornography?

I'd upload it, if it was worth uploading. What makes you think she hasn't already uploaded sexual material? Circumstances, circumstances. She was an evil bitch.

As I said - leave it to the professionals. Sure, I still have the tape, I've never showed it to anyone but every bloke in this forum would have done what he could to keep it too. We're dick, we're like that. That's why dads are so protective of their daughters, they know what it's like to be a guy, running around with a hard-on.

Lots of projection, actually.

Sure, but sometimes you're not with the people you're in love with.

Porn is just sexual stimulation, it helps.

That may be, but you're still a jackass.

Explain to me, please, why I would keep homemade porn with an ex?

What if it was professionally shot? Would I want that? Does it make a difference if I am in it or not?