Porn. (NSFW)

The thing about porn though, it is for people who aren't having sex. Or at least I don't know many people who'd pass up a partner in favour of a night with themselves.

I'm with you in finding porn very funnny--though sometimes it's just creepy--but there was one I saw that might have been called Milk Sluts 2 and it was amazing. These girls were roleplaying cats, they were really into it, all they said was 'meow' and purred and they were costumed up in nylon catsuits and little hairband ears. They'd suck up milk with syringes and squirt it into each other, then squirt it back out over each other and into their mouths. It was done very soberly, this was serious business.

Well, there's the fetishists. They can't just go out and find somebody who is into their little secret, and if they could, it wouldn't be as appealing to them.

Then there's the pot smoking, fast food eating, bodily stagnant young men with but a whiff of sexuality that's completely extinguished in less than five minutes and the task isn't worth involving anybody else. They play video games until they're so bored they want to kill themselves and then they see an advertisement and think, oh yeah, sex. I could come right now. And so they download some porn and they're set.

Then there's the people bored of their wives, the truck drivers who just need some stimulation on a lonely road, those lacking imagination, teenagers who think they can learn moves from porn videos. See Porno by Irvine Welsh. Some guys, a girl flirts with them, and rather than getting on with her, instead they go home and find a porno with a girl who looks like her. I don't understand why people watch anything, especially sports and porn.

Aren't you a female? That explains why you don't get it.

That doesn't mean anything. I know a lot of girls with bigger porn collections than guys.

No offense, but I despise your avatar.

Yeah, I have a phobia about things involving the eye, so I literally had to fight the urge to vomit when I saw that avatar. I still feel a little pukey.

ANYWAY. I am really picky about a lot of stuff. I hate straight porn cos it's geared towards guys. Dick sucking, I'm sorry, doesn't turn me on at all. In fact, it works the opposite, so I go for lesbian porn. A friend burned me a DVD of a few lesbian pornos and, frankly, they're pretty stupid! Only one worked for me, and the rest were all women dominating other women (slapping, choking, other gross things), or just wrestling. So, all in all, porn is pointless.

Really? I dig it!

Yeah, cuz the spoon is foreplay and the needle is penetration....

Me and one of my friends didn't know each other back then, but we grew up watching the same porn.

"I remember this one where the girl is an android." "Me too."

Anyway. The best answer is porn is porn. It keeps you from killing your coworkers if you can't get some, at times has great acting (believeable at times, comic others), but also there is the dark side in which it demeans women and poisons the minds of men everywhere. I have to agree with Z on lesbian porn being better. Not from a perv stance but that no one is really demeaned. One girl always seems to receive more attention than the other though.

Porn is porn.

Remember that one time AphonicMessiah got all indignant because a deaf porn actress got abused on film?

That eyeball hurts my heart.

Porn star, Melissa Lauren, for your porn thread. Those eyeballs aren't exactly a tasty image.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/files/u1053276/l_cec8197aa671add018f8e5306232e...

That is an awful looking female.

Pornstars never look classy. That's my gripe with porn. I need class, but all i get are fake titted harlots! Fie!

Yeah...this is why a french movie with a sex scene involving Monica Bellucci or something would do it for me ten thousand times more than some chick getting practically raped by some guy with oompa loompa orange skin and weird balls.

At the risk of sounding creepy, aw fuck it, I found that I enjoy rape porn. Came across some one day, most of them russian and got off to them.

And if you think the women in regular porn aren't attractive, boy these russian rape actresses are real skanky. Phew!

And I find it disturbing knowing that I am secretly disappointed when the actresses "break character" and start to enjoy the fucking.

I must be angry at my mom or something.

Other than that, I don't get much action these days, so I definitely watch a lot of porn. But then again, I masturbate to anything on tv, like exercise informercials, Charmed, spanish soap operas, imagination, etc.

Those American Apparel ads are like a gateway drug to porn.

My girlfriends would not only never admit this to anyone but they'd prolly kill me for telling a guy this, but the whole "pretend rape" thing is a more popular fantasy of theirs than anyone would ever guess. Like, you'd be suprised how many of them have this little scenario on they're sexual "to do" list.

Then I need to meet all of your girfriends. By surprise, of course.

It's not rape if they want it. Rape is not cool. I do enjoy the ones where the women are in charge. Femdom I think it's called.

I didn't say it was your opinion, nor that you must agree with or share it, just that I know people who think this.

I've become more flustered watching movies with heavy petting than I ever have watching porn.

2 on 1. This must be driving you mad!

Throw some heels on the one in the middle and you've really got something!

a fun notice lately. most movies no longer offer the prerequisite fuck/makelove scene. you remember, the one nipple after a sheet slips, the moans, very seldom were the scenes as inventive as fincher did in fight club. those used to annoy the fuck out of me.

That's weird, because I know so many guys with romance novel collections!

I didn't actually read this thread, but this riddle has a pretty easy answer: Most men are more turned on by visual stimuli. Most women are not. There are exceptions to every rule, because there definitely are women who enjoy porn, but they're not the majority. You apparently are not an exception to said rule, either, and nor am I. CASE CLOSED *Dragnet noise*

I love Dragnet.

Dude, me too. Social justice gets me hot.

You tease.

this is sort of porny and funny

Actually, it means quite a lot, just because you know an exception to the rule, doesn't mean my point isn't accurate.

You said you don't get porn. The fact is, psychologically, the visual aspect of sex isn't as important to females as it is to males. That is why the vast majority of porn is consumed by males, not females. That is why the women in them are hyper-sexualized.

There have been studies that show that the ideal waist to hip ratio for a female to have and be most attractive to males is 7:10. The odd part of the study is though, that even as that ratio became more and more unrealistic, it didn't typically become less attractive to men. So a 5:10 hip:waste ratio, though for the most part, unnatural, didn't tend to turn men off. The same goes for breasts; as they keep getting bigger, men don't tend to lose it. These are rudimentary indicators that a female will potentially be a good mother.

Now we can have people post all day long about how "I don't like big tits", and that may be true. But your brain does.

Women on the other hand, are most interested in a successful man. In terms of nature a successful male is one who will be able to provide for offspring. I know you ladies don't like to think of yourself as animals, but ultimately you are. Once that snake-brain kicks in, it doesn't matter what you have convinced yourself you're interested in.

That's an awful lot of stuff just for the argument that guys use porn to get the poison out, but it is what it boils down to. If you don't see the attraction to it, that's fine. It's not made for you.

can i just tell you guys something? I once found Kirk's facebook. I had no idea what I would find there, so I didn't inquire further. But it exists. I like when he comes down to talk with us. That is all.

Obi Wan Kenobi, dude.

It's not particularly hard to find, being that it has my name in it and all.

Especially since they've got adult film starlettes posing in the ads.

yeah, i know. I had just never thought, hmm, I should look at this, or find it. I stumbled upon it, and was like........WHOA

in a good way.

You're not missing too much. It's mostly posts about science.

Curtiss Shmurtiss

-fin-

I loved that so much i could've married it.

A long time ago I saw this porn clip that was about inflated latex suits or something. One chick had inflated latex boobies and another chick was all chained up and licked the air boobies. Then, she crawled to a laptop on a crate and started to use the computer. I thought it was really funny, she looked like Sara Gilbert.

Some of this I agree with and some no. I am very visually stimulated as well, and without getting to graphic here, I guess what I'm trying to say is the sort of porn I've seen is really kinda revolting. Toss Gerard Butler or Karl Urban in a porn and I'd watch it all day long.

But the guys in porn are gross. The women have bad skin and weird, overprocessed hair and badly done fake tits and couldn't fake an orgasm to save their lives. It's not attractive.

It's not attractive to you, definitely. But to others it might be!

From my experience, this is true. A surprising number of girls I've dated have had rape fantasies. With two of them, it was the only way they could get off.

Maybe that says more about me than it does about women in general. But then, my girlfriends tend to be very different from each other. Hmm.

Aren't you married, or something? So when you have sex with your husband, you dont find HIS body attractive, and are therefore stimulated by it? Because you are ATTRACTED TO IT?

You can still be visually stimulated, and be picky. Would you be stimulated by a guy with herpes on his dick? Just cause he's dicking some girl down? By what you just said, I should be.

I'm neither married, nor a woman!

What's wrong with eyes?

Porn is harmless fun in my opinion. And educating. I have a beautiful, sexy girlfriend who stays with me most nights but I still log onto redtube regularly. I guess I'm getting as much as i can in before the Thai government blocks it. For a country with a reputation I don't need to spell out, it phases me that porn is illegal, as is prostitution, battery powered sex toys and chainsaws.

Nothing worse than when you're just about cum and the camera cuts to the dude's ugly vein-popping face. Ripped off.

i hate how porn is bad for you but masturbation isn't.

I meant Six, sorry!

Never said I've only watched one. I dated someone who was pretty into it and we used to watch/copy them. Never once did I see people I found attractive.

And I thought you were married, but I simply said that to say that if it's a guy you find attractive, you will want to see him naked, see him doing naughty things, what have you. Visual stimulation doesn't work with everyone. You want to see Newman's (from Seinfeld) balls smacking a girl's ass? No...

Who said this?