Porn?

um.
i download most of it.
i'm a big fan of heather brooke and jenna jameson.
anymore info would be crossing the lines of "good" taste

I think porn is very healthy and should be watched and enjoyed by all.

I think my title answers that question for you .

I love it..

I only like the lesbian scenes.

Who wants to watch a guy fuckin' a woman?

I have a girl in my school that is a double for Tawny Roberts. I dont like Jenna shes too plastic and fake. Without her makeup and airburshing shes probably a shaved cow with implants.

(raising hand WAY up in the air!)

I've been into porn since age 8. Hehe, once my uncle rented a cartoon movie for me, he had forgotten to take out the porno flick he was watching so, thinking the cartoon tape was already in there, he pressed PLAY and then I saw him race to the VCR as lewd images were being displayed to yours truly. He started laughing his ass off and was really cool about it (afterwards). The rest is history.

i prefer european porno flicks, and therefore I gravitate towards european porno actresses: Tania Russof, Niki Andersson, Sylvia SAint and son on.

Since we are in the porno subject, have you ever been caught watching porn? I once caught my bro watching this low budget film and getting ready to "pay tribute" to the film... he freaked out but I told him it was ok... my uncle's legacy still goes on.

Yeah, Silvia Saint is the shit. And yeah, Jenna Jameson is really ugly without makeup. I don't particularly care for lesbian scenes. All that gentle licking and petting makes me sick.

I like it, but I'm not really one to pay attention to "who's who" or anything like that...

I'll admit I do prefer there to be a story of some sort. Even if it's as utterly stupid as "Pornogothic" was.

Also, i prefer seeing girl - girl action... which is funny, since i'm more involved with men.

I kind of enjoy things like penthouse forum, but i can't stand most "erotica". that flowery bullshit just does nothing for me. bleh.

i dream of one day holding a "porno party" where everyone would watch bad porn, armed with scorecards so that everyone could judge the uh, "climactic" scenes in much the same manner olympic judges handle gymnastics.

it'll happen, someday.

also, i miss my membership to suicide girls. it almost doesn't matter that the pictures almost always left me "wanting more", a lot of the chicks were fucking hot.

oh yeah... porn shops rock. :cool:

Suicide girls?

That climax rating party sounds like a funny idea. Unfortunately, it's hard to find girls into porn. Then it would be a bunch of guys doing it, and that would seem a little strange...

[url]www.suicidegirls.com[/url]

mmmmm... suicide girls.

It's been my experience that most chicks are just as into porn as guys are.. they just don't talk about it as much because they think it's something to be embarrassed about, or it'll make guys think they're slutty or something else along those lines.

Personally, I've been out of the "chicks who dig porn closet" for a few years now, ever since I ended up watching bad early eighties porn (complete with SWEATBANDS!!!) with a mixed group of friends thanks to the host forgetting to take the tape out of the vcr. (The event that gave me the idea for the party...) It's never given me any problem except with occasional chicks who get all weird about it, but then again... I hang out with guys more often anyway so it's not that big a deal.

anyway... it's probably easier to find chicks who are into porn when you happen to be one yourself.

nix.

nix???

like "nix that" "forget what i just said" "i fucking edited my post"

I feel like I'm always defending porn, especially to my family and some more religious friends, not that it really matters what they think one way or another, but it's like there's far more good things than bad in the world of porn. I mean sure, there's some strange shit going on out there, and some pretty demented people, but for the most part, these are consenting adults we are talking about, and fuck it, a basic natural function of the human body. I mean, as explicit as it can get and as exploitive as it can be, that's just part of life. People want to see naked people. people like sex. Put two and two together and the answer is porn... or at least one of the answers. Hell, I dig porn muchly. In particular, I like to see people fucking on film. Just me. Call me crazy. Call me a pervert. Butter in the ass and lollipops in the mouth. Anything that gets the juices flowin' down there in the Mr. Torpedo area, the fun zone, is cool by me...

Sometimes, and I do mean all the time, people get horny. Whatcha' gonna do? Not always someone around. Safe sex and all. And I'd rather flog the dolphin then endorse tuna fisherman to kill the bastards... besides masturbation is sex with someone you love, Annie Hall-style... at least some of the time... sometimes it's less loving and more self-abuse, but the world is full of masochists, so what ya gonna do, especially if you are one yourself. Besides, no one makes you feel as good as you do, at least that's been my experience, and fantasy often beats reality "Choke"-style, and I don't mean autoerotic asphyxiation either, but the world of amoebic asexual behavior is open to anyone and any style, so test out those waters, break out the lotion or those vibrating eggs or those anal beads or the amyll nitrate or the phallic beasts or assorted lubed joy-toys, or fuck it, just go old-fashioned style and stroke one out for some ex-lover's sake or your mom's older friend Mrs. Robinson-style, or maybe for that hot sexy fox who bent over in her lowrider jeans right in front of you at the store, and you were just a fraction of an inch from seeing the promised land, or hell, maybe you dig the smell of cinnamon rolls or stockings or dressing up in sister's clothes in private or pulling a little voyeuristic fantasy... whatever... that's what's so beautiful about this life, we have freedom to be as kinky as we want to, so long as it doesn't hurt anyone else...

Porn just heightens the experience, and hell, if you wanna drop trou' on video yourself, go for it, whatever floats yer yoni. Like, I'm not a judgemental person for the most part, whatever you wanna do is none of my business as long as it don't fuck with my life, and certainly living in a puritanical society such as the good ol' USA you are gonna run across the extremes, from religious fanatics to what-have-you, but if we ever allow one group or person to control what we do with our own bodies and minds, then we are headed for certain doom, because once you lose the ability to make a decision on your own, then you might as well be dead.... so choosing porn in essence equals choosing freedom, choosing life, even self-destruction all depending on you...

Society is ever-changing and we seem to go through changes in morality and what's legal and what's not, and the only way to ever become free is to find your own place in this world, and not allow yourself to become defined by what's accepted and what's not. I leave this gray area for you to fill.

Me, I don't believe in God and I certainly don't believe everything people say, and well, that being the case, complete control is not the key to making things work... never has been. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I'm not anti-any group that wants to dislike porn, but to ignore the fact that porn pertains to us all, religious or not, is insane, unsane, makes no sense, etc... Order amongst chaos never accomplishes anything. Because basically there was this little dot right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish,to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, to mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on equal parts gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate and leave on the grill till doomsday. And really the only rule that matters concerning sex,as far as I'm concerned, is you should never stick something up your puddytat that you can't fit in your mouth. Besides most of what defines us as perverts is the way we were raised. Generalizations aside, often restrictive environments cause us to go to extremes to get the freedom we so often want, and denial of basic human needs means even more extreme behavior in the search for this freedom. So as a child, if you're raised to believe sex is bad, or that masturbation is wrong, or that pornography is a sin, then that inherent feeling of guilt becomes something more powerful, even more of a turn-on, just as a fetishist might have to go further and further to achieve the same feeling the first time they raided the panty drawer or felt up a chick in the backseat of said proverbial car, for example...

By the way, the reason porn is so popular these days is everyone is so bored. We've had nature explained to us and we're bored. The living body has been explained and we're bored. So now we want cheap thrills and plenty of them, and like it doesn't matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new, as long as it flashes and beeps and vibrates and pulses in 31 fuckin' colors, as long as we get off, as long as the little death comes for us, le petit mort, and no matter what you can say about us all, we got a long way down to go, so what's the fuss all about? When we feel like shit, it's because we're just trying to blend in with our surroundings. Like, have you ever thought, but didn't know, but we may have, I may have, already lived the best days of my life, and all there is to look forward to is fuckin' sickness and self-made purgatory. So when someone asks if i've seen a dead body, I say only my own. Damn ... it feels good to be alive and horny and in my twenties... so yeah and stuff... viva la porn!

And you know what? Even when I'm getting regular tail, I'm still droppin' trou and visiting Master Bates, Denny-style whenever the mood should strike, and strike it does. Self-exploration is essential for everyone. Why else did we become equipped with thumbs? I don't see an affinity toward human sexuality as being anything but a personal choice, and hell, even when I'm not thinking about sex it's usually because I'm too busy thinking about sex... so yeah, that is to say... sex, sex, sex aka life is sex... or yeah, and something, I mean, of course there is more to life than just the act of sex, but the defining moments of my waking life usually have something to do with the time spent reaching orgasm and enjoying orgasm, and when I say orgasm, I don't just mean the physical act of ejaculation or whatever tiny mental mental implosion makes us feel divine, when your guttiwuts feel all quoosy, but more as a literal metaphor, an oxymoron without the negative stuff... and without these things, without our sexuality, our dreams, our desires, our fantasies, where would we be and what sort of place would we live in?

I guess sometimes I think of it in terms of how important porn can be as visual stimulation... you know, the whole brain stem thing, and the part of the brain that produces the endorphins and stimulates olfactory and visual response more strongly in men than women, a scientific fact... cerebellum-wise and glandular hormones, neither having to do with anything, just brain freeze-type stuff... and the driving factor in my own life... to succeed, to create, to read and write and gain knowledge, and to accomplish anything in this world is women, and when I say women, I mean all that is woman, and all that is woman does include that special place nestled between her supple thighs, that dewy delta of venus perched willy-nilly amongst that swollen pink mound just waiting to be voraciously devoured until my face feels like a glazed donut, and my swollen plums are as ripe as they will ever be... and for me to say anything but, would just be a downright false statement. As a man, attracted to women, to deny woman's sexual nature and it's importance in my own life would be to deny everything else that women bring to this world. So yeah, sex is sex but woman divine...

And really, it's like this... porn is like positive reinforcement. It's motivation to get up and go and do and get yo bad self some... it makes me wake up and jump outta bed and look at the early morning sun shining through my window and say fuck it, I hate the morning, but there's always porn/sex! Just as Mancini in "Choke" says he shall never see a poem as sweet as well, you know, the whole gushing-buttcramping thing, to me there is nothing better than watching two young fair lasses with long, soft tresses and firm budding breasts, ripe and juicy below, their turgid pink morsels perched on upturned bosom, their rose-blossom lips like blood tangerines in dark hue, pressing together, moist saliva and searching tongues sliding sinewously through uncharted depths, undulating bellies and smoothly slapping-good asses, pink and inviting, muscles straining below the overheated flesh, the curve of the spine stopping right above that puckered exquisitely forbidden flower, the penetrating thrust, the spreading of walls, the throbbing and moaning and groaning and sweating and flushed necks, the veins blood-engorged pumping and sluicing through tender orifices, the palpitating pores being rubbed and caressed and squeezed, pinched aereola, cheeks pressed soldering iron hot against each other as an ancient rhythym plays like fleshy drums pounding and smacking against each other, eyes glazed, foreheads squeezed tightly together in concentration, balls pulled up tight, clasping volcanic insides pulling as if never to let go, glistening split peaches, engorged cantaloupes, juicy mango's, choco-starfish, tenderloins... well, I could go on and on but my point is this... in a world full of oppression and... um... what is my point... god, I'm horny... or maybe just hungry?

Also, I want to be clear about this before I forget... when I say "porn", I'm not talking about that standard homogenized crap on late-night pay-channel television where all the good stuff is edited out or stars the indescribable Shannon Tweed, and Playboy is not porn, at least not to me, and well, all porn is not created equal. That fluffy softcore crap-on-a-stick is no good. Doesn't do a thing for me. Then again, I remember a more innocent time when Kathy Ireland wearing a swimsuit was spankable material. But I digress. It ain't porn unless it's harder and dirtier and you wouldn't want your parents to find it... and it's definitely not porn unless you feel a little guilty watching it... and it's most assuredly not porn if it wouldn't embarass you at least a little if someone walked in on you watching it... at least someone you weren't thinking about on all fours in front of you at the time... it seems like all my friends confuse this point... anyway...

Very well put Brock. I gave you a standing ovation after I read that. However, me being a biology major, I must correct you on one point. Amphibians are more directly descended from fish than birds (aka reptiles). So it would go fish to frog, frog to fowl (reptiles). Sorry about being nitpicky. But there is some biological validity to some of the points you made. According to many biology textbooks, each creature's purpose is to survive long enough so that it may be able to aid in the continuation of the species. Each individual creature believes that its own genetic code is the best suited for survival, so it will try to reproduce as often as it can in order to give its code the best chance.

The porn party idea is an excellent idea.

BTW, I love dildos. I have a dildo collection (not for personal use). I think the dildo is one of the funniest instruments that you can buy at a sex shop.

Godamn Brock! You covered every single possible thing there could be about porn.

But that was a pretty good read.

Geez Brock, did you cut and paste that?

Anyway, my current favorite now is Jenna Haze. Mmmmm....

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mario [/i]
[B]I only like the lesbian scenes.

Who wants to watch a guy fuckin' a woman? [/B][/QUOTE]

heteros?

Just Lesbians.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DoNotTrip [/i]
[B]The porn party idea is an excellent idea.

BTW, I love dildos. I have a dildo collection (not for personal use). I think the dildo is one of the funniest instruments that you can buy at a sex shop. [/B][/QUOTE]

Maybe if enough people hit Portland at the same time once F&R comes out (like I suggested in another thread), some form of the porn party can be arranged? What an ice-breaker!

Also, i collect vibrators. A former roommate got me in the habit of it. Once upon we dreamed of creating a ratings website, but well, we weren't up to all the research

why is it that everytime brock posts he writes a novel? jesus he can never just answer a question...blah!!! its getting annoying

i like to bring my dildos to public places and see the reactions i can get out of people. i also enjoy taking pictures of my dildos in funny situations. its odd to see how offended people get when they see a piece of rubber in the shape of a penis

I think it's good. Far too often, it's the people who have NOTHING to say that ramble on and on. But Brock Landers writes some interesting stuff. I think his real name is Nolan.

speaking of not answering questions, i noticed that you didn't answer the question either, ariel

first of all that wasnt my point, and yes of course i like porn who doesnt?

the catholic church

hahah they like it more than anyone!!

no, they like the real thing, and only if it includes naked little boys

ooo baby

now the real question is, who doesn't love naked little boys

ok now thats where we stop

i guess the line was drawn and i crossed it

yeah but its people like you that make me get up in the morning

why is that?

because you're interesting

well thank you very much for the compliment. i appreciate it.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DoNotTrip [/i]
[B]i like to bring my dildos to public places and see the reactions i can get out of people. i also enjoy taking pictures of my dildos in funny situations. its odd to see how offended people get when they see a piece of rubber in the shape of a penis [/B][/QUOTE]

Same reason why I always put one of my vibrators into my bag if I know I'm going someplace where they x-ray your bags.

i think that may have helped me get out of jury duty, actually.... if not at last it made getting "randomly searched" at the airport last year a little more amusing...

I prefer to refer to vibrators as "lady fingers"

I saw that written on a vibrator box in a porn store and it made me chuckle, so thats how I've been refering to them

I'll tell ya why I can't "just answer a question", Ariel. Basically, if I had said porn is good, or something like that, it would be stating an opinion without backing it up with some sort of reasoning or explanation.

For me personally, I don't see the point of posting something like that as it adds nothing to the conversation... adds no thought, asks no questions, is not even what could be considered a discussion, which is the purpose of most discussion boards.

If this was a poll, on the other hand I would say it was good, not bad, then finish, but as it stands I thought by explaining my view, as I do on many topics that perhaps by my sharing someone might get a different point of view than their own, which is the whole reason I enjoy this board so much... the thoughtful responses that make me question my own beliefs, and even enlighten me in that I may have never thought about a certain subject in that way before.

It's all about sharing, and I know I tend to ramble at times... not cut and paste as I like writing and it's not hard to think, but that's just me, that's how my mind works, once those words start coming it's hard to get them to shut off, also it bears in mind to say I feel very strongly about many issues and enjoy being able to state my beliefs in a manner which leaves no question as to how I feel. So turn that frown upside down...

To say porn is good is one thing, but to explain how it's good is better, which is why I enjoy hearing about dildo's and personal things from others. Saying "porn is good", in the case of this thread, is leaving it open to interpretation.... let's anyone say that you think ALL porn is good, when maybe you don't feel that way. It makes it infinitely more interesting when people take the time to share. Just me. Could be a terrible tragedy, as Tyler likes to say.

What I like to do when I don't particularly like someone's usual responses or writing style or hell, even a certain television show or radio host is very simple. I don't read/watch/listen to it. That's why freedom is so important, and in the case of porn, why censorship is such a Catch-22.

By the way... someone mentioned why would anyone want to watch porn with a guy doing a girl? Are you serious? I mean, lesbians are brilliant, in many cases, but it's much easier to imagine fucking the chick if she's getting a tonsil-ectomy from a giant cock or being dogged-out from behind. You know, all those metaphors that aren't really. In fact, the majority of porn sold in the world today is male/female- compilation cumshot- blowjob- gangbang- what have you... not lesbian sales according to AVN [Adult Video News... the ones who give the awards for best "newcummer", etc..., and the most respected porn retail news magazine]. Also the most downloaded stuff generally is male/female hardcore. Perhaps your personal preferences differ, but I like both chick-on-chick action and chick-getting-banged action... and I would bet a majority of men do as well, in fact forget that, chicks who love porn usually are in it for the big dicks...

I guess I didn't explain myself. My fault.

I don't like watching male on female porn because it's intimidating. It's like he's fucks girls for a living, while i'm a 16 year old loser virgin. For now, I only like the lesbian scenes, well, because it's not intimidating. I will never be doing that.

But when I do finally do that great pleasure of life, I will like watching the male on female porn, and be like "What is he doing that I am not." So the next time I have sex, I will try that "move" that the guy did on the porn flick.

But that's just me.

I used to be into porn for a while, but after a while you just think "wouldn't I prefer to be doing something like this rather than sitting inside watching someone else do it?"

Interesting thoughts, Mario, thanks for explaining.

Just a thought here, but there's a lot to be learned from porn and so-called "porn" aka erotic literature, poetry, Kama Sutra, De Sade, etc... and as much as experience will teach you, it certainly doesn't hurt to do some "research" on your own... besides, you can't beat either type of "homework", or maybe you can "beat" it... whatever... no pun intended...

Point is, just like the public service announcement goes, "The more you know..."

On a side note, chicks ARE easier on the eyes in most cases... think Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy...

So... Joe's a real pussymagnet, eh? The muff-maven of Beaver, Inc.? Pelt-meister supreme? Head cooze-wrangler at the poon-hound corral? Good on ya, bra! I should have known right off the bat after the love issue post...

Write a book, Brock.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Odd-Reigh [/i]
[B]It's been my experience that most chicks are just as into porn as guys are.. they just don't talk about it as much because they think it's something to be embarrassed about, or it'll make guys think they're slutty or something else along those lines.[/B][/QUOTE]

definitely. i don't talk about it a lot because i'm *very* shy (in person). but i'm not going to act like it's a horrible disgusting thing. sometimes i'll watch it, but always prefer the real thing, obviously. sometimes my boyfriend having them gets to me, but it's just because i'm being stupidly insecure. but there's nothing wrong with it at all. especially when i watch one and notice he's learned something from it

Brock should go on tour and preach the Gospel of Porn to enlighten the masses

Pornapalooza... I can dig that... we'd have to get a bunch of spoken word people together... ya know like Henry Rollins, who also talks about "the porn" and masturbation in his act, maybe David Cross, who can talk about porn and masturbation longer than any living human being on the planet, in a wonderful, great, funny way, etc... have some second stage live porn taping for the voyeurs in the bunch, like the Adult conferences in Vegas... ah yeah, suki suki now.. work work...

I like the sound of that. And David Cross would be a good addition. Mr. Show rules.

Speaking of pornography, Mr. Show rocks! If you think about it, the term porn is used so widely in so many loose forms that basically it nowadays means something that perverts or brings about arousal, and Mr. Show does both for me. Not necessarily sexually, but for sure perverts perceptions of the world in a kick-ass way, as well as arousing inside a spirit to get out and fuck with people. And actually they do have a lot of porn stuff on the show, at least the first and second seasons which I was watching last night on the ol' consumeristic DVD player. Oh well... gotta have that, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the phrase... how else you gonna freeze frame on some hot porn slut and zoom in so close you can see whether or not she's had children... so hell yeah... Porn for the people...