Pointless Questionments
I... You... Uh. It's the... thing.
I wasn't sure if I was doing this thread right... But, I couldn't sleep and that thought wouldn't leave me alone, so I had to post it.
But I did the unthinkable! I made Tuffy speechless!
That is a very odd thought to have plague you Pete.
When Nate comes back here, he will confirm that it was I who first said it.
When I'm trying to sleep, the weirdest things bother me. haha
So now that me and Jess are broken up, I'm on the market again!
Dude, we JUST meshed. Like 5 posts ago!
Why are men such dogs?
Is Demi gonna be braindamaged bow?
Will anyone notice?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hi Jess! 
Oh hey, wanna be a rebound? 
Is he wearing a wig?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Why did I have such a shitty geometry teacher?
Why are all the cult blokes stuck on dumb broads?
Why is this summer weather so shit?
Is Demi really that fucked up? I thought she just smoked some bad stuff and had convulsions and shit.
When will my nesting start? This place needs a good clean.
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Why are all the cult ladies hot?
Why is life easier for the dishonest and deceptive? For the phonies and flakes? For the apple-bottomed and alliterative?
What makes a fool successful?
why am I so sleeeeepy
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
What makes a fool successful?
Fearlessness.
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Why are all the cult ladies hot?
Ah thanks. I was being a bit mean.
Why are we so hot?
She's pretty, duh.
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Why are all the cult ladies hot?
Ah thanks. I was being a bit mean.
Why are we so hot?
Why are you so smart? Why are you so far?
She's pretty, duh.
And smells good too, I suppose. 
Why do I have an exam at 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning? Why do I have another one next Saturday, as well?
She went there, didn't she?
Why do I have the bubblyguts?
Why don't I have more beer?
Why is the bloke so lovable and frustrating at the same time?
that is just the way they are
they trick us with hugs and smiles
So true, Amber. So true.
sometimes they even smell goo too, sometimes
Haha. On special occasions!
why did i forget all the good questions i was gonna ask?
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Why are all the cult ladies hot?
Thank you !
Why is everyone so depressed and why does it affect me so much?
How can one say they're sick of what makes them happy?
Why are they making a Ghost Rider sequel?
Why do I get amazing shots when I'm fucking around but shitty shots when I'm getting paid?(photography)
Why did I see Betsey Johnson at Union Station?
Why are old Mexican ladie's so pushy?
Why were there folklorico dancers in the Chinese parade?
Why are tweekers attracted to me?
Why did people dress up like it was Comic Con?
What are tweekers?
People who are addicted to methamphetamine, or similar drugs.
And they suuuuuuuck.
This is why we can't have nice things.
was going to post that too
Because it will answer all the questions we had about Ghost Rider 1.
Oh. You made me laugh Mike.
Why are old Mexican ladie's so pushy?
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Why is Dita von Teese so beautiful?
Why are you awake?
This is why we can't have nice things.
It's morning in Romania.
It's fucking early on a Sunday in Romania.
This is why we can't have nice things.
And did I say, hey Fano, why is Irina awake?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Good point.
That said, it's also fucking early on a Sunday morning where we are, and I'm off to bed.
PQ: Which of you fine womenz would like to spoon with me for the night?
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Fortunately I didn't see this before leaving.
Regardless of who said it first, I'm pretty pleasantly surprised that I remembered a random comment from a couple years ago that seems to have been said at a time when I spent little time in the forum.
Perfect choice of video. I was thinking about and trying very hard to not project it when I wrote it. I now feel some meshing here due to you posting it. A little bit, at least.