Pointless Questionments
Asian girl walks into the eating area with some Hispanic dude. I hear her ask, "Is she asian? Cuz I'll know her if she's asian." I hate people like this.
Why do I hate people like this?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
You're jealous that you don't know every asian ever.
Why do I always become involved with the most sensitive guys in the world? It's great most of the time but then sooooo emotionally draining. I guess the only other option would be assholes who don't give a fuck. I just want them to be exactly what I want them to do be when I want it. Is that too much to ask?
I tried being the perfect boyfriend once. Just as you describe. Talk about draining. You lose identity and will so fucking fast. Is that what you want? A hollow shell?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Is the hollow shell filled with something better than what occupied the space before?
Why do I like pretending to be a bitch here? Why do any of you continue to be my friend?
He's pretty much a blow up doll.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Nutella.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Could it be because it's who you really are inside? Could it be because we're okay with that?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I don't get along with Labellza. I pretty much hate her guts.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Could be, could be.
Nutella.
Yes. I would like that.
Why are my abs so sore?
What have you been doing to them?
Torturing them at the gym. I gave them a break today though.
Why do I insist on not eating as soon as I wake up?
why can't i get just one kiss?
why can't i get just one screw?
WHY. CAN'T. I. BE. YOU?
why'd you come in here looking like that, in your cowboy boots and your painted on jeans?
how the fuck you gonna cross the dog with some bum shit?
How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?
Why do some Culties give newbs a hard time for being a fan of Chuck Palahniuk when this is, in fact, a fan site for Chuck Palahniuk?
QFT
(question for truth)
Most people here are now tired of Chuck and just hang around because of friends.
I had a response to this entirely written in the style of Edwardian Man-About-Town, but cocksucking Drupal ate the fucker.
It contained a reference to being as perky as the Disney Channel on Adderall and the line, "Tut-tut, gentleman, this lithesome naif it not unlike the rest of us. Now, perhaps some kindly fellow as myself might escort her forthwith to Dress Down..."
I craft these words for you people!
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda, Chuck is so 2002, all noobs get the haze but the only time anyone protests is when the noob appears mildly doable, yadda yadda, OMG U Guise Tell All is my Favoritist Book Evar, blah blah blah, it's not like 6 viciously hounding everyone new away the moment they appear, blah, most noobs average out at one post before disappearing forever anyway, yadda, hafta poke them a bit to see if they're worth the trouble of getting to know.
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Who's been giving who a hard time for liking Palahniuk? Isn't it the bumping of ancient threads that merits a sarcastic response? And when was the last time anyone made a new, interesting thread about Survivor? Isn't it also laziness that makes them "hard time" targets?
I like him too and I liked him far more when I first joined... 1) I was Adderall level perky and Disney Channel age... 2) This is really the only forum I've ever joined, even now... 3) I was FULL of questions and ideas. A quick look around showed me that prolific members were over it and the Palahniuk threads were numerous but the good parts of the discussions were old. I read them, got my answers and accepted that I wouldn't have had anything to add about that anyway.
It isn't their fault that they haven't read the books until now. If the enthusiastic new people were more numerous and overlapped more, they could happily have their discussions and THEN perhaps anyone giving them a "hard time" would be a dick. As it is though, the options are to either ignore OR imply (ideally in a way that is also entertaining, if only to yourself) that most people here aren't going to seriously engage in a conversation about something that bored them years ago. I've heard ignoring people is rude.
Also, seriously, who's giving who a hard time? If mild sarcasm is a "hard time", then I guess I should stop giving people like Jaz such a hard time before I make them cry.
How many of you read that?
Better have been all of you. I typed my face off. Where's my face?
I read it. Though, I'll admit I read the second post first.
Jekala, who're you kidding? You're just barely out of Disney age and you're still full of questions and ideas.
And it's bugging the living hell out of me!
See?
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Same.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I read more than half of that first post and moved to the second post, Where's Jes' FACE!?
Uh, this is pointless questionments, guys... As in, there's no need to defend yourself. As in, you're not actually supposed to answer.
We do what we want
Why'd people think I made this thread without the goal of getting answers? Is it the "Pointless" in the title? Did you know the alternative name was "Here are some questions, now I want all you nerds to fucking answer them"?
See?
Which part? The questions? Does it bother you? Does it? Does it?? Does it??
Pfff. Look at this newb. Faces are usually attached to bodies. It's called humor.
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Three years ago. My first thread here. No one had much to say about it.
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/i-am-now-the-proud-owner-of-one-...
And I still haven't paid those damn fees!!!!!
Well, at least we got to find out who's got the guilty consciences. 
I really miss the library. 
Second post of this thread.
edit: oh, was i not supposed to answer questions. hah.
i'll come back when i have pointless questions.
Second post of this thread.
edit: oh, was i not supposed to answer questions. hah.
i'll come back when i have pointless questions.
It's Jes' thread so if she wants to answer the questions she has every right to do so.
Second post of this thread.
edit: oh, was i not supposed to answer questions. hah.
i'll come back when i have pointless questions.
It's Jes' thread so if she wants to answer the questions she has every right to do so.
Oh by all means. I'm just trying to explain why I was surprised that people answered. I didn't mean to offend.
Nah. My bad. I was clearly doing it wrong. Should've realized I wasn't supposed to do that.
Gosh, that reminds me, what ever happened to that thread about unofficial thread making rules. I just remember the rule about the second poster being the one who decides which direction the thread will go.
Mike, sometimes I want to punch you in the face. I need to put that out there before it destroys me from the inside. I mean, I like you alright. You're just... punchable sometimes... Does that make sense? Don't answer that. Just nod. I'll pretend you nodded.
Anyway, that was Nightrious who said that. The direction or it sets the tone of the thread... either way, he's right.
Wrong-o it was Nathaniel Parker.
Goddamn it.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Actually no.
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/rules-successful-thread
I win the internet. Now when I get drunk tonight it will be out of celebration and joy instead of crushing depression.
Goodnight!
Why are you all so passive aggressive today?
Why am I in a musical mood?
It was not Nightrious! Nate said it long before then! Depression it is.
Anyway, that was Nightrious who said that. The direction or it sets the tone of the thread... either way, he's right.
That's ok Jess. We don't really mesh, I guess. Nothing wrong with that.
Why is it weird if you say, "Hey Stranger!" to an actual stranger?
I... You... Uh. It's the... thing.
I am literally loling.
matty, YOU WERE NAKED? OH GOD BUT IT WAS SO CUTE AND INNOCENT!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
