Pointless Questionments
Why is it that why must be followed by something in order to be pointless, but if I asked simply "Why?" it might be considered too big of a question to answer?
I already asked that in this thread.
Will the world implode from cuteness overload if Sarah, Baby, and Imke are ever in a room together doing cute things?
Yes.
Fano is far too busy figuring out his life's purpose to read threads.
What would happen if Jes and Lib were in a room while drunk? Would Lib argue his off the wall point to the very end while Jes dances and flounces her hair?
I'm slightly drunk down. Lib is going through my phone and I'm certainly not flouncing about it.
I can't, I'd eat it on the way. Just another reason you should quit living 83 hours away.
One of the universe's greatest mysteries.
How does one go about actually asking out a famous person that they've never met?
Is it completely ridiculous to have a legitimate crush on someone you've never met or had communications with?
Have I lost my entire mind?
oh maaaan. And here I thought I was being original. Oh well.
Is it completely ridiculous to have a legitimate crush on someone you've never met or had communications with?
Have I lost my entire mind?
Not at all sane, Matty. Not at all.
This is why we can't have nice things.
In Algebra, X = Why?
And, Why do you eat Apple Jacks if they don't taste like apples?
If a chicken had lips, could it whistle?
Why do you park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway?
I loled at this.
^like
I clicked on this and expected...
I feel like this mistake elegantly highlights every difference between me and Mike.
These mainly amount to me being blacker.
I can't stop watching it.
Hey Car, why won't you let me turn you on? Don't you like me anymore?
brb, changing my name to car
Think of allll the pick up lines you could come up but not really say to any girls. Ohhh the possibilities...
Yeah, I could come up with a lot. So many.
True story: My main pick up line is "hi" or "hello" or "how's it going?"
Why did this happen to me today too?
Why did this happen to me today too?
I don't know but get that shit fixed. Today I drove a borrowed minivan and every time I turned a corner, I thought I was going to do a barrel roll.
Why did this happen to me today too?
I don't know but get that shit fixed. Today I drove a borrowed minivan and every time I turned a corner, I thought I was going to do a barrel roll.
Hahaha cuz you gotta slow the fuck down. I just need a jump really so I can sell it and get some cash.
Why is it below 60F in California?
Why can't I draw simple tattoo drawings?
You slow the fuck down.
And maybe you shouldn't start so simple with the tattoos. Just go ahead and put this on someone's body.
Jazzy, because it's a whole different side of art. Same reason why I can write a half-decent dirty realism or crime story but probably couldn't write fantasy to save myself or how I can play folk/country/blues all day long but can't play metal at all. Just different styles within the same art.
Funnily enough, I'm pretty shit at painting and drawing but I can draw half-good tattoo flash.
I think I get overwhelmed with the idea that it's going on someone's body. Also there are so many different tattoo styles and when someone already has a certain style i feel like my style will clash. I don't think my friends realize I'm not a tattoo artist and that what I draw for them won't end up being a good tattoo piece.
Can I post pictures using my ipad?
No..
YouTube videos either. 
FYI: this is why my cast the cult is taking so dang long.
can I go to sleep now?
do I have to go grocery shopping? :c
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
why is it that my mom always decided to call me literally the second after I...well, you know?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
fanny-foldy?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
What ever did fsdghcamel's mom want at such an inconvenient time?
What does Irina Marina think of gypsies?
How did I blow four fuses in my car?
How are all these spiders getting inside my room?
When you take a fanny (the image this sets off in your head will vary depending on where in the world you're from and whether the word "fanny" relates to butt of vagina) and fold it in half and then nom nom nom it.
she wanted to talk about bills, of all goddamned things
MOM, I'M TOO TIRED RIGHT NOW I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW
oh god
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
When you take a fanny (the image this sets off in your head will vary depending on where in the world you're from and whether the word "fanny" relates to butt of vagina) and fold it in half and then nom nom nom it.
Why has it taken this long for me to learn something in this thread?
will matty, steve, and cammie ever skype together again?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Why is Matt trying to take credit for a term I invented?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
do you guys even remember the context of when that word came to be?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Yes.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
...I don't.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Why did I barely get 20 dollars worth of junk food today?
We were already talking about the difference between the American fanny and the Australian fanny when Matt made himself half of a peanut butter sandwich. I asked what he had there and he said it was a foldy. We laughed at his crazy words and I said a fanny-foldy? Then we all laughed together and became best friends. Then he fell of the face of the Earth.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
And now I'm back and we should definitely Skype again soon. Those Skype gangbangs were the best fun. Mostly because I was nearly always naked. It was especially good when we swindled the system and had the capability to see all three people for, what, like, a week maybe. Still, amazing times.
I suppose we could do the G+ thing and get a whole mess of Culties up in the naked Matt action.
matty you were always naked during skype, I think
I recall one time for some goddamned reason I wasn't wearing clothes and then my friends walked into the room. wasn't that hilarious?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
That was THE BEST! Ah, dear. That was a good era of teh Cult. One of my favourites. The Naked Skyping Ages.
Pretty sure I was naked when I read you to sleep, too. Does that make it creepy, seeing as though I was reading a children's story?
Yeah. Sure...
Hilarious.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Ask Giggan.
This is why we can't have nice things.