Pointless Questionments
Who has the highest post count these days?
Who has been around the longest?
Do any of you remember your first avatar?
How did Damien Mayfair come up with his porn name?
Will Fano figure out the meaning of life this weekend?
What is fsdghcamel's default hair color?
Is Tuffy an ex-ballerina?
Is Noah a sex alien sent from planet Hipsterurn?
Is Jessica really 19? REALLY?
Is the world safe from cuteness if Sarah reproduces as scheduled?
Is Derek's love for Lindsey Lohan an elaborate Andy Kaufman style rouse?
When will Matty come back to explain his Aussie adventures?
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
This, I believe, was my first avatar here.
Fractal Broccoli.
My first avatar was this:
It's Alias the Jester. From a british cartoon. I think it won a Bafta.
will the doctor ever love me?
why don't I have super powers?
will I get into grad school?
WHAT'S THE EAST COAST LIKE?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Will the Pointless Announcements thread ever break from such a high post count?
Why does Irina's post office keep eating all the mail?!
When will Jessica buy that pool table so we can move in together already?
What is everyone going to do to celebrate Friday the 13th?
I am so dedicated to this thread.
Do it.
i got my porn name because i liked the kid in the omen and damien sounds like a bad man's name because i'm edgy.
my last name is because i enjoyed reading about the lives of the mayfair witches when i was younger. they was an uncle julien in the story. if i wanted to be anyone in that universe, i'd be a mayfair because i'm edgy.
I want to read something by Anne Rice. Is her witch stuff better than her vampire and Jesus stuff?
Mayfair, Mayfair, Mayfair... you can do no wrong by me.
Me gusta lots.
Impromptu math/nature/doodle subthread?
Kids these days.
Is the world safe from cuteness if Sarah reproduces as scheduled?
Not a chance.
I cannot speak for Derek but I will anyway. She was quite amazing in The Parent Trap and Mean Girls. And if it's a rouse it's a very dedicated rouse. Like that whole moon landing rouse.
It's Alias the Jester. From a british cartoon. I think it won a Bafta.
I'd give it Bafta.
why don't I have super powers?
will I get into grad school?
WHAT'S THE EAST COAST LIKE?
I don't know!
Now answer my question, damn it.
Yes.
Jealousy and hunger.
I'm saving up! Since it will be our only piece of furnature, I feel like we should splurge and not get the herpes infected ones off craigs list.
FYI, I got my dorm chair of craigs list and it was niiiice. But yes, I assume herpes infected.
With laser tag. Like the pilgrims did.
Come, and bring your laser machete.
Did you bring the plastic men?
It's almost our birthday. Que vamos to do?
I might celebrate early. Maybe take a trip. Wanna go?
Probably. Disneyland?
Happiest place on Earth, indeed.
It goes back a few hundred posts every once in a while. I don't know what happens to those, though.
ze olde avatar:
I want to read something by Anne Rice. Is her witch stuff better than her vampire and Jesus stuff?
the first witch stuff book thing is better but it's over 1000 pages long. there are a bunch of sections where she rambles on about who had sex with whom and how one person is related to everyone but her storytelling for the most part is solid. she has a great way of describing things.
the rest of the books in the witch stuff book thing you can probably pass on, except Blackwood Farm, which is kinda like a reboot / hybrid of the witch vampire thing.
as for the vampire books, the first one (interview) is probably the better one compared to the others. the last one (memnoch) is a mix of jesus / vampire things and interesting in the sense that she made the devil endearing and just misunderstood.
i skipped the rest of the jesus books.
is chuck gay?
the rest of the books in the witch stuff book thing you can probably pass on, except Blackwood Farm, which is kinda like a reboot / hybrid of the witch vampire thing.
as for the vampire books, the first one (interview) is probably the better one compared to the others. the last one (memnoch) is a mix of jesus / vampire things and interesting in the sense that she made the devil endearing and just misunderstood.
i skipped the rest of the jesus books.
That's pretty much how I picture you.
I'll probably read Interview first. Then perhaps attempt the 1,000 page precursor to the book that would let me know what kind of characters you enjoy fantasizing about being.
Fact or fiction: I feel like I read here on the cult about Rice going on forums and arguing on threads about her books with people who believed she sucked. Is that true? I've always sort of gone around with the idea that this happened here.
With laser tag. Like the pilgrims did.
Come, and bring your laser machete.
Never mind, that was a bad idea. I lost twice and then felt sick and almost threw up and now I'm home at 12. Black Friday bestest me.
Fact or fiction: I feel like I read here on the cult about Rice going on forums and arguing on threads about her books with people who believed she sucked. Is that true? I've always sort of gone around with the idea that this happened here.
It happened here, however, it was a bogus profile created by an existing cultie.
Which one? It's okay, I won't tell the others.
Fact or fiction: I feel like I read here on the cult about Rice going on forums and arguing on threads about her books with people who believed she sucked. Is that true? I've always sort of gone around with the idea that this happened here.
It happened here, however, it was a bogus profile created by an existing cultie.
JohnnyBananas
I never liked him.
That's because he knew/knows everything about you.
No, I was newish and he didn't know anything about me. That's why I don't like him. Stalked everyone but me. Jerk.
Who shoots fish and why are they in a barrel?
Can we have that vBulletin thing where before going into a thread, you could see a list of all the people who'd posted and the number of posts they made? In a lot of thread it would be...
Everyone: 6 postss
labelladkdsa: 2,931
Why are you posting so much in this thread?
Where are my salt and pepper shakers?
Why do I love Ian Van Dahl's I Can't Let You Go so much?
why?
Why not?
I want to read something by Anne Rice. Is her witch stuff better than her vampire and Jesus stuff?
the first witch stuff book thing is better but it's over 1000 pages long. there are a bunch of sections where she rambles on about who had sex with whom and how one person is related to everyone but her storytelling for the most part is solid. she has a great way of describing things.
the rest of the books in the witch stuff book thing you can probably pass on, except Blackwood Farm, which is kinda like a reboot / hybrid of the witch vampire thing.
as for the vampire books, the first one (interview) is probably the better one compared to the others. the last one (memnoch) is a mix of jesus / vampire things and interesting in the sense that she made the devil endearing and just misunderstood.
i skipped the rest of the jesus books.
I loved her vampire books and I'm not ashamed. I didn't read any Jesus-y stuff, but I did read Blood Canticle (which I believe is part of the witch series). Start with whatever you want, of course, Interview is the first, then get ready for hot gay sex in Armand, in particular.
I forgot which one had the story about The Veil of Veronica, but that was a good one.
oh what a question.
and is it better to live quietly the turmoils of lifes disparities or to outright rage against these questionings and by inqurining end them?
!
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
When will Matty come back to explain his Aussie adventures?
Pretty soon, apparently. Lots has happened. Perhaps I'll start a thread where you all can ask me questions and I'll answer them with the unflinching honesty you've all come to know and love from me.
Where are my salt and pepper shakers?
Why do I love Ian Van Dahl's I Can't Let You Go so much?
How long have we known each other? I mean, even factoring in our occasional cult breaks... two weeks or so? Yes. You should know by now that I talk a lot. Possibly because I deal with threads the way I would a real conversation and to ignore someone's comment seems mildly rude. And if I'm here, I've nothing better to do.
Why don't you post more in general? You scared?
Your shakers are with their mother--the original PA.
Because you're you and that song is fabulous.
I forgot which one had the story about The Veil of Veronica, but that was a good one.
I'm fairly ready for hot gay sex, I think.
!
Oh, I like that.
When will Matty come back to explain his Aussie adventures?
Pretty soon, apparently. Lots has happened. Perhaps I'll start a thread where you all can ask me questions and I'll answer them with the unflinching honesty you've all come to know and love from me.
What is up? I didn't know you well enough to miss you when you disappeared but I'm glad you're back (or briefly stopped by, whatever) because now everyone can stop crying.
Stumped.
Is this thing on?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I forgot which one had the story about The Veil of Veronica, but that was a good one.
i think that's memnoch, the fifth vampire book.
Why am I always thinking about food and sex?
(Mostly food these days though)
(Mostly sex these days)
When will Matty come back to explain his Aussie adventures?
Pretty soon, apparently. Lots has happened. Perhaps I'll start a thread where you all can ask me questions and I'll answer them with the unflinching honesty you've all come to know and love from me.
What is up? I didn't know you well enough to miss you when you disappeared but I'm glad you're back (or briefly stopped by, whatever) because now everyone can stop crying.
Of course. I'm good, mostly. Perhaps you'll get to know me a little better over the next however long.
Why does The Cult get overtly sexual whenever I'm around?
How would you know, you haven't been around. We've been having quite the humpfest for awhile now. We only needed you because we are insecure and were seeking approval of it all.
Alos; asks the man with that avatar and sig.
But I think I was the organiser of the original humpfest that, coincidentally, of course, was started shortly after I became single. I have stocks in Cult Humpfest. But, don't worry, Matty's back now--I'll make you all feel glorious about your sexuality.
We've been crying a lot, while we humpfest. Thank God you are back.
Good. Because crying-sex is always awkward.
Is this thing on?
you really are confused
Why do university loans have to be such a bummer?
Why can't we just barter instead of using money?
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Why are Imke and Sarah so adorable?
Will the world implode from cuteness overload if Sarah, Baby, and Imke are ever in a room together doing cute things?
What would happen if Jes and Lib were in a room while drunk? Would Lib argue his off the wall point to the very end while Jes dances and flounces her hair?
Are Matty and Tuffy still married?
If Cammie and Irina produce offspring what will their names be?
Can someone please bring me a deep fried seven layer chocolate cake please!?!!!
Camina & Irmie.
I know that this is not a place for answers, but I needed to see what those looked like onscreen.
This is why we can't have nice things.
How is anyone's momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store overnight and starved to death? It takes weeks to starve to death and there is a night cleaning crew! And why is a woman that stupid shopping alone?!
Why do people insist on stealing photographs/work that is not theirs and removing my credit, then bitching at me and telling me I'm being ridiculous when I ask them [respectfully] to please take their credit off of my photo/art work?
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
i remember my first avatar. i'll see if i can find it in the vaults.
i got my porn name because i liked the kid in the omen and damien sounds like a bad man's name because i'm edgy.
my last name is because i enjoyed reading about the lives of the mayfair witches when i was younger. they was an uncle julien in the story. if i wanted to be anyone in that universe, i'd be a mayfair because i'm edgy.
edit: oh, was i not supposed to answer questions. hah.
i'll come back when i have pointless questions.