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elegantly_bitter
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Those darned scientologists are slowly picking us off one by one, I bet.

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Be careful, Sam, that new beu (sp) of yours might be one and could possibly brainwash you into getting impregnated with one of Xenu's cephalopods.

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Scientology had a church in Ireland but it went bankrupt HA! another reason to move to Ireland.

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How are the divorce and abortion laws in Ireland these days ?

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Sam has boyfriend sam has a boyfriend sam has a boyfriend sam has a boyfriend sam has a boyfriend !

Cooties and stuff.

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franc tireur wrote:

How are the divorce and abortion laws in Ireland these days ?

 

Abortion is 100% illegal. Recently the government refused a young girl a passport because she wanted to go to England fo an abortion after she was raped.

 

Divorce is now legal but it takes 7 years for i to go through and you cant be remairred in a church.

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Riddlegimp wrote:

I wonder when Frank is going to change his damn underwear. Smelly fellow.

Well I am getting alot of use out of them, as they're reversible.

 ick! i get so skeeved when people say it's ok if you can't change your underwear for a bit, bc you can just reverse em'...it's just wrong.

That is pretty skeevy. I said it in jest. In gross, jest. 
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 maso, I demand that you explain that picture!  NOW!

 

I dont know the story behind it.

 

 

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 My hot water tank went out today.

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Ive only got one full day of work and then Im geting ready to go to Barcelona for the day.

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 Good morning.

 

Today's the first song writing session for our musical movie for the school film festival - "Communal Shoe: The Story of the Foley Artists".  It's going to be grand.

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Adelheid wrote:

 Good morning.

 

Today's the first song writing session for our musical movie for the school film festival - "Communal Shoe: The Story of the Foley Artists".  It's going to be grand.

if that's a joke it's pretty funny, if you were serious it's pretty ...sad?
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All three of the neighboring school districts are putting on "once apon a matress" this year.  It's pretty embarassing for them.

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Wednesday it was 66 and sunny and beautiful out, currently we're getting inundated with a snowstorm they're calling "the worst of the season!" We're supposed to get 10-14 inches by tomorrow afternoon. It's supposed to be back up to pushing 60 by midweek.

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nathaniel parker wrote:

 

That face Hillary has at th beginning is really creepy.

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I concur!

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I just watched Anchorman, I kept refering to it as Ironman.

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They're both from San Diego!

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http://hellarity.net/iq/

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"Congratulations, you're IQ is HIGHER than the average person taking this quiz!"

 

I have no life. Sad

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Your number isn't showing up.

I'm surprised I got so many right.

 

 

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I guessed on about half of them. I'm either a very good guesser or I've retained more internet information than I had hoped.

Excuse me while I go shoot myself.

Smartazboy
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Sara Faye was just in chat! And I talked to her!

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I've just been perusing The Velvet. God, I miss vbulletin. I'm thinking about jumping ship.

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I miss it too. I kind of hoped that after two months most of the kinks would have been worked out.

Smartazboy wrote:

Sara Faye was just in chat! And I talked to her!

How is she!

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I only got home like an hour ago and I'm wide awake, but I didn't realize the Cult was this dead at night.  I don't have to be up for shit tomorrow either.  All I'm doing is going to a minor league hockey game at noon

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nathaniel parker wrote:

Your number isn't showing up.

I'm surprised I got so many right.

 

 

 

Its 150, dunno why its not showing.

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A few weeks ago I found out I have Acid Reflux and tonight its really being a bitch, I cant sleep because it makes my stomach hurt, cant stop burping and I have to get up at 5am, plus I have a goddamn headache! Work is going to be shit.

 

I have some generic zyantec 75 stuff to take, but I believe I need to get the stronger 175, since this one dont touch it.

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Damn, I didn't beat glamhoth.

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nathaniel parker wrote:

I've just been perusing The Velvet. God, I miss vbulletin. I'm thinking about jumping ship.

It's not vBulletin, but we could go and take over CP.com. They wouldn't know what hit them!
glamhoth wrote:

I miss it too. I kind of hoped that after two months most of the kinks would have been worked out.

Smartazboy wrote:

Sara Faye was just in chat! And I talked to her!

How is she!

She's busy, but otherwise awesome.
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well, that's awesome, then.

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Its 150, dunno why its not showing.

It's showing, it's just really pale.

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I tied you Glam.

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NEEEERRRRD

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To all Cult`s girls :

Happy International Women`s day!!!

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glamhoth wrote:

NEEEERRRRD

Takes one to know one.
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Well, obviously.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Adelheid wrote:

 Good morning.

 

Today's the first song writing session for our musical movie for the school film festival - "Communal Shoe: The Story of the Foley Artists".  It's going to be grand.

if that's a joke it's pretty funny, if you were serious it's pretty ...sad?

 

A joke, a joke, definitely a joke.  We dress up in neon colours and have nicknames like "Inverary Jane" and "The Blastmaster" and talk behind each other's backs in interviews about whose "glissandoes" are better (there are no glissandoes in any of the songs, or there might be, I'm pretty sure none of us know what those are).  Our "manager" (our friend Luke) tries to save us from our own shittiness by getting us an ad deal with Taco Bell (but we can't figure out how to do it, and end up playing half a song to a Taco Bell employee, assuming he's the CEO of the company, which is what we report back to our manager - "he loved our work!"), and then later, a charitable event at a children's hospital (where we sing a really vulgar song entitled "Strum My Guitar", try to make drug deals with the kids, get pissed off at the kids for not understanding our Art, and finally get ushered out of the building).

 

So, you know, that was fun and all, but something less fun: I broke my friend Ian's video camera.  It was set up on a tripod on a table so that it'd be level with the school auditorium's stage, but the table collapsed, the camera fell, and something ended up jarred inside.  It eats tapes now and the tape-flap thing won't shut properly.  I feel horrible. He got it for his birthday like a month ago, and he needs it to tape his video component for a university application, so naturally, he's super sad about it, and I'm guessing pretty mad at me, too.  The warranty doesn't cover falls so now I've got to pay for either the repair of the camera, or a new camera.  I started looking at jobs right away, because I have a total of thirty dollars right now and obviously I've got to pay the thing back.  i'm doing a round of applications on Monday for anywhere I didn't apply to last week when I also did the resume-handing-out thing.     

 

Then on top of that, I got a rejection letter yesterday from a university here because apparently I did something wrong on the application.  That is not true - I did the application properly, I checked, double checked, et cetera, so I figured I'd call the number the letter listed as the line to call for mistakes and whine at them.  But I called and it said you had to contact them within five days of February 29th.  It's March 7th right now.  Fuckwits.  This is their fault, not mine, so there should be something I can do about it.  But no other phone numbers were listed.  I looked for an email address online and nothing.  This isn't fair.

 

So my family's ticked at me because as far as universities go I'm kind of fucked.  The two other places I've yet to hear from, one decides admission based on audition, the other on portfolio.  The audition has to be a video audition.  I was counting on using Ian's camera.  Again, fucked.  My portfolio... well, I'm not an art kid.  So my art skills aren't something I feel in the least comfortable depending upon.

 

My parents are ticked.  I HAVE to go to university next year... it's the law!  They're just not open to any other options.  So before they come to terms with my not going anywhere, there's going to be a good four months during which they won't help me figure out other options.  I could "figure out options" myself, but for most things you need... money.  And I owe all of mine to Ian.

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Adelheid wrote:
 

 I HAVE to go to university next year... it's the law!  

?What!?

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labelleza wrote:
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 I HAVE to go to university next year... it's the law!  

?What!?

 

It's not REALLY the law.  Just, um, my parents' law.

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I watched 30 Rock for more than 9 hours straight. That show is hilarious.

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I can't feel my cock.

 

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Adelheid wrote:

A joke, a joke, definitely a joke.  We dress up in neon colours and have nicknames like "Inverary Jane" and "The Blastmaster" and talk behind each other's backs in interviews about whose "glissandoes" are better (there are no glissandoes in any of the songs, or there might be, I'm pretty sure none of us know what those are).

This may be a random thing to respond to, but a glissando is just a run of notes that are all next to one another.  I always think of when you just run your hand along the keys on a piano.  Now you can know whether or not there are any in your songs (probably not).

 

The whole thing sound pretty fun and creative, by the way.  So...job well done.

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Thatcher is nearly dead.And i can't FEEL MY cock

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Level 3 snow emergency. cops are giving tickets if they catch anyone on the streets. They just arrested some guy for selling beer and milk out of his trunk at extortionary mark-ups. Winds are gusting up to 40 mph. Blizzard warning in effect for the next 6 hours. Good-bye cruel world!

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Wow, thats sounds crazy. It's snowing here, but nothing crazy like what you got going. Ugh, I'm sick of winter.

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For a minute I though PA had dissappeared again and I would have to post meaningfully in other threads. Phew.

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my mother sent me to the store to get maxipads. I went and bought some plus two boxes of mac & cheese and gatorade to hide the box of maxipads at the checkout. when I got home my mom informed me I got panty liners which are somehow completely different from bleeding-vajajay-pads. this is probrably the closest I'll get to experiencing heterosexual life.

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Smartazboy wrote:

Wow, thats sounds crazy. It's snowing here, but nothing crazy like what you got going. Ugh, I'm sick of winter.

We have an early spring here, so I miss winter!  I was stuck indoors all winter and didn't get to make it out to do any fun, cold weather things.  However, it is pretty awesome that the cherry trees started to bloom this week.  In a month or so the sky will be raining little pink and white petals over everything.

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In less than an hour Im heading off to Barcelona for the day.