Pointless Announcements
Okay... then I was thanking all the cult who doesn't like looking at my bare chest.
the cult was refering to titty in general.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
I don't even know what to say, really, but i think i love you a little bit. I'd probably enjoy just sitting next to you while you talk to other people.
Who knew?
Maybe you just hadn't had enough to drink before.
you do have a very cute, borderline sexy, in a skins kind of way voice. it's pleasent to hear.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
you do have a very cute, borderline sexy, in a skins kind of way voice. it's pleasent to hear.
Hear that Alex! You're borderline sexy!
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So I'm looking at websites of clinics in the US and I come across this image:
He's looking a little too happy.
og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either
the cult was refering to titty in general.
Even man-titties?!
the cult was refering to titty in general.
Even man-titties?!
no. the cult as a whole, hates man-boob. just lovely girl titty. the cult is a man.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
you do have a very cute, borderline sexy, in a skins kind of way voice. it's pleasent to hear.
Hear that Alex! You're borderline sexy!
if you actually read the sentence you would have knowm that i was refering to her VOICE not HER. and besides, i didn't want to directly say it was sexy-sounding because i haven't had an direct converstaion with her and it seemed rude. i was being polite, you dick.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
you do have a very cute, borderline sexy, in a skins kind of way voice. it's pleasent to hear.
Hear that Alex! You're borderline sexy!
Be still my beating heart! Wow this guy is getting some titty PMs from me!
Anyway, Skins? As in the TV show?
yeah, skins the tv show. like effy-sexy. blah, whatever.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
you do have a very cute, borderline sexy, in a skins kind of way voice. it's pleasent to hear.
Hear that Alex! You're borderline sexy!
if you actually read the sentence you would have knowm that i was refering to her VOICE not HER. and besides, i didn't want to directly say it was sexy-sounding because i haven't had an direct converstaion with her and it seemed rude. i was being polite, you dick.
Calm down, I was only teasing.
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yeah, skins the tv show. like effy-sexy. blah, whatever.
Ha I'm probably old enough to be her mother.
i know. and i was just stating my intentions for anyone who thought it may have been weird. god, it's late. sorry. the "you dick" that i ended on seemed hostile. it wasn't. more sarcastic than anything.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
yeah, skins the tv show. like effy-sexy. blah, whatever.
Ha I'm probably old enough to be her mother.
Wow, you must have been a very well-developed ten year old.
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you can't be THAT old. you don't look it anyway. and this isn't a looks thing anyway, it's a voice thing.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
The Cult, as a whole has been very horny, lately. Or is as normal, but I'm just realizing it now?
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious
It is now more likely that not that I have contracted the thing. More news when I start to die.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu............
It is now more likely that not that I have contracted the thing. More news when I start to die.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu............
Eeek, I hope you're alright six!
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or you've some kind of pre-existing medical condition.
You're not fucking funny, you know. I don't know if everyone's told you that- oh, wait. . .
It is now more likely that not that I have contracted the thing. More news when I start to die.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu............
Eeek, I hope you're alright six!
or you've some kind of pre-existing medical condition.
You're not fucking funny, you know. I don't know if everyone's told you that- oh, wait. . .
Nice try, asshole. Quoting for posterity wins the race.
It is now more likely that not that I have contracted the thing. More news when I start to die.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu............
Eeek, I hope you're alright six!
or you've some kind of pre-existing medical condition.
You're not fucking funny, you know. I don't know if everyone's told you that- oh, wait. . .
Nice try, asshole. Quoting for posterity wins the race.
I forgot, you douche! I was trying to be nice.
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I'm sure.
You'd better back the fuck off now before my patience is completely fucking depleted.
H1N1 won't bring the six down.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
serious, it's not that bad.
10 people in the space of a month died in one ward at my work we went in to lock down. and i was there. which meant i had to stay. i'm fine. we're young. healthy. you'll be sweet. H1N1 won't bring the six down.
The thing is, I have a severe respiratory disease that most old folks and Mikasshole are well aware of.
Thank you for being a sweety peety and rooting for me, but this guy is just being a boil.
On other news: random noon craving for chips. I don't even eat chips!
serious, it's not that bad.
10 people in the space of a month died in one ward at my work we went in to lock down. and i was there. which meant i had to stay. i'm fine. we're young. healthy. you'll be sweet. H1N1 won't bring the six down.
The thing is, I have a severe respiratory disease that most old folks and Mikasshole are well aware of. The regular flu is considered a deadly virus in Sixland so I have to quarantine myself for the next week and a half/two weeks until everyone I know is better.
fuck. i'm sorry, Tobii. i didn't mean to put my foot in it.
lay low for a bit. stay well, my thoughts are with you.
fuck H1N1. the cunt.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
The thing is, I have a severe respiratory disease that most old folks and Mikasshole are well aware of.
Thank you for being a sweety peety and rooting for me, but this guy is just being a boil.
I honestly forgot Tobii, it's not like you talk about it a lot and loads of other people get all like 'omg im gonna die!' when they catch flu, especially this one. Sure we've had our differences recently, but I thought that was done now. I wouldn't take the piss out something like that, I genuinely hope you don't get it.
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Why...would that be done now? I really... I mean I dont...
PATIENCE 0%
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I know everybody knows about the Snuggie, but I just saw a commercial that the Snuggie is now available for YOUR DOG!!!!
Also, it showed people out in public wearing Snuggies, with the suggestion "You can go anywhere with these!". WTF?
They were selling Snuggies at the store earlier, I almost bought on just because it had a cute picture on it. I thought it'd be easy to sew into a life sized teddy bear. Then I remembered that life sized teddy bear is a weird and super creepy thing to own.
people are rooted, man. have you not figured that out yet. the first snuggie was proof of that.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
ahhh crap. im sorry tob.
have you been in to a doctor yet?
get relenza. tamiflu doesnt touch h1n1 anymore, it's immune. i demanded the relenza when they told me i had contracted swinething.
ill be prayin for you and check up on you in a bit.
(you and i, we could totally work out our hitlist now if one of us was actually up to driving, go to their houses and cough on them...)
They have Weezer Snuggies now.
But what I do I do because I like to do.
the big box of trash bags i bought from costco is lasting more than any of my relationships.
My roommate and I saw Snuggies at Blockbuster.
Also, I'm definitely sick too, but I just feel really tired and chest-gross. Sorry I made out with you lots, Tobii.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
im sick and i didnt get to make out with anyone 
I had a pleasant morning of adventuring and exploring with a pretty lady.
I was going to buy a turtle, but we couldn't find the pet store that i'm positive existed in a google search yesterday. Today, though, nowhere on google! The internet's playing tricks on me. Anyrate, got some more fingerpaint and a bit of clay. Not realy clay, working my way up with some baby clay. We'll see what i make.
In a good mood and the weather's quite nice. The way fall's meant to be.
I don't think I have anything, yet, but people I hang out with are all contagious so I have to quarantine myself and hope for the best
Well then I'm NOT SORRY!!
My day has been pretty nice too. Just laid on the couch, ate soup, and watched "Mad Men."
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
I'm gonna be up late sewing. I have to go to church tonight to support my momma in the choir. And, I've only had a four hour nap in the past 36 hours. I'm gonna be worthless.
I want to smack the cult with quite a heavy brick today, nothing personal.
I just went to see Paper Heart with a friend (ex from a couple of years ago, still friends) and no matter how much water is under the bridge it was a little weird watching all these cute love stories with an ex. We're good friends now and I doubt that'll change but it's weird to be reminded that he's seen me on the toilet and whatnot. Anyway, we then went to a Korean grill for dinner which was rad. Then more drinking. The usual. And thank fuck I'm not working tomorrow.
i'm cleaning up my online life. it's all over the place. it turns out i have a youtube channel i don't even remember opening. in bed.
fuck.
i'm beginning to think that only works with fortune cookies.
in bed.
ha! i knew it.
I wish I could! I have accounts and pages all over that come up on google that I dont remember the info for
i started with all email addresses i remember and going to sites like youtube, etc. hitting the "Forgot Password" links.
hit or miss and tedious but i feel like i got a grip on all these rogue accounts.
theres a large octopus inside my skull and he wants to get out. there's no room for his big arms, my head might just explode into tentacles.
theres a large octopus inside my skull and he wants to get out. there's no room for his big arms, my head might just explode into tentacles.
SWEET TATTOO IDEA.
feel better tob
the cult needs no thanks for it's gracious deeds. the titties are enough.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot