I forgot to ask smartazboy. Wot do ya do for a livin man, if it invoves tasers, especialy the noisy kind it must be fun.

Where are you from in England, Coyote?

Rotherham, S. Yorkshire.

We've got a Wakefield lad and a Leeds lass around. Quite a few other Brits here and there.

Critter control in your home. "You gaze 'em, we tase 'em."  $30 for squirrels, possum, most stray cats, small raccoon, small snakes. $50 for most raccoon, coyotes, large snakes, chupacabras and succubi. Large families of critters in your home will cost you a minimum of $100. Unruly kids... that's negotiable starting at $300.

Call (800)KLLTASE for a quote or email us at www.donttasemebro.com

Valentino Rossi did NOT win the BMW yesterday in the time trials. Casey Stoner beat him by 1.2 seconds. What a shame, what a shame.

Also, no one knows what im talking about.

Riddlegimp...Its goog to know thats theres still some brits hittin the books, man I am so much a diein breed in my area, sad but true.

Smartazboy.....300 bucks for kids, my sis would pay that and ya airfair. These fuckers are real wild tho man, I'm not so electric shock would bring em down. Were experimenting with several forms of nerve gas at present so but so far they've just laughed n asked for more but hey wot can ya do wiv a 5 a7 n a 10yr old. We've been told nukes are out of the question as we live in a built up area. The local priest tried to help but he's now sat in a corner of his church gibberin "there is no god, there is no god,"

goog, goog, fuckin goog. What a twat.

Those names sound made up. What movie are you watching?

It's moto GP frank. My avatar = Valentino Rossi.

Yeah, I figured as much. Name's still sound made up, though.

Im glad to see that the thread page numbers are near the top now.

Im gonna be buying a hacked cable modem soon, which means I can stop paying for the internet and get insane speeds that you cant buy or if you could would be over $300 a month. Its somewhat hard to get caught and they dont really do much to you if you do, I know they will warn you a few times before hand anyway.

As one guy said "If i am going to use the internet to steal, then i might as well steal the internet..."

i guess people have good days and bad days.  i am not quite in either right now... it is leaning more towards bad i guess, if i HAD to say. idk, i am way off in life right now...and i hate this.

i know i need to end certain things, and i know i need to push other things...and yet, i sit still most of the time.

i love my job, yet want nothing to do with it in the long run, i commute 2 hours there and 2 hours back (at minimum) everyday...

my grammie is very awfully, terribly sick, i miss my brother, and the boy...well that is what i was referring to earlier when i said i knew i needed to end certain things, yet don't want to...bahhh

I  know this pretty much makes no sense...but i had to rant.  and i wasn't sure where to put it on the new site...so i "pointlessly annoucned it all" bc it will hopefully all get pushed back my pages...

fuck.

its just not the same

God.  Macaroni and cheese gets cold very quickly, and then once it does it tastes like hell.

using a fucken rom and just fighting the last boss is not a speed run its from start to end of the game u stupid fuck im goin to eat ur children and ur mom ur sooo fucken stupid i hate u go die in a fire

if I could find the "fine examples of internet eloquence" thread I would have posted that there

I know exactly what you are talking about.

>this was to jjjjime!!

 I get to skip class to... go to the library!  YEEEEAH.  I'm going to straighten my hair though because it's the university one and there are boys there.

I lost $65 at roulette but ended up winning $230 at hold em. Yay. I need to go to sleep. I work today. I already showered so I can stay in bed until the very last minute, then get up quickly brush my teefs, face and comb my hair, then rush out to work with a soup in hand. Maybe I should take a minute or two sometime in there to put clothes on too.

http://www.viruscomix.com/page398.html

lolololol

I just got tickets to David Mamet's play Speed-the-Plow with Kevin Spacey and Jeff Goldblum, yay!

THAT IS AWESOME! I love david mamet, and jess goldblum and esp kevin spacey.

you lucky thing you.

I'll get started on all the stuff that I have to do at 1 o' clock

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sick and had to call into work today.  I have spent most of my time at home sleeping.

Sleepying is always a great way to spend time when you're sick.

Also, it took a good 5 minutes for me to get from page one to page three in this thread.

I now has a sig.

 hope you feel better soon Shana

Hi Cult Crush, you felling better?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scientolulz

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scientolulz

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scientolulz

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scientolulz

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scientolulz

The fact I posted it five times should make you more curious.

Is the video forum ever gonna work? I've been wanting to post things in there for so long now.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vy1ueZf1WMQ

It rained a lot today. This makes me very happy.

I just got back from Borders with Invisible Monsters.

Besides this man who I have quoted, who else can say that they have a high tomorrow of 0 and a wind chill of -9! Man, this weather flippin rocks bro! .......

Valentino Rossi was in his prime with Honda, IMO. Continued GP titles with Yamaha made him laughable to me.

Number 46 was the same number his father used.

Hey Honey, I am felling better thanks. and feeling better too

Bad news this week: my landlord is putting my rent up to some ridiculous amount that I can't afford so I gotta look for a new place. I hate moving house it's always such a nightmare!

Oh, no, Alex!  Moving is such a pain.  I hope you find a new place really quickly and that it is even better than where you are currently.

i too am looking for apartments al, so i feel your pain.  i however, can not WAIT to move...i need to...i need change or i am going to start hurting people.

i have a very important announcement....

I'm eating girl scout cookies.... soooooooooo good....

i believe i have invented a pubic hair removal system via a grill lighter and the shower that works fairly well.

Made him laughable? Uhhh haha alright.

Anyways, rossi won the title 5 years in a row, ALLLLLMOST 6, barely lost 20 Nicky Hayden in 2006.

2007, he had crappy tires and a broken hand, and ended up in 3rd place. It happens

He'll be back this year, I think people are in for a surprise.

I didn't know I could send pics from my cell straight to my photobucket account. That's pretty nifty.  Also, I was looking, and I started my account the day before my birthday. I wonder why that day?

Maybe so you could get a birthday thread

I was supposed to go see Barca play on Sunday but I cant get a flight, me not a happy bunny.

We both know nobody made me a birthday thread. 

Jessica's the only one I could see doing it, and she had only been around for a few days at that point.

yeah, I don't think n00bs are in the practice of making birthday threads for people they didn't know at that point.....

This year! 

For some reason this struck me as especially funny, but in a puppy dog who is too small to jump up to the bed but tries over and over again sort of way.

That's got to be some good conversation.

Today I went to the dentist, best buy, washed the car and my room back together(mostly).

My back hurts, to much lifting of heavy objects.