Pointless Announcements
That strip is like the Simpsons for the internet. Whatever you're talking about, he did it.
Another girl! 
YAAAY! Now I can go to bed. She's gonna wear Lucy's strawberry booties, won't she? You'll have two precious little girls, Sarah, you lucky one!
Woohoo! Yay for sisters! 
Yaaaaaay Sarah! I would've loved a sister, they will be very happy 
Yay, Sarah! The small age gap means that Lucy will soon have a little friend! 
Let's not forget that before that, Lucy is 1 at the end of the month.
hooorayyy for more girls 
Let's start suggesting names !

I am writing myself up a new schedule that is intended to be very strict, with specific time allotments for reading, writing, art stuff, cooking stuff, housework stuff, personal maintenance stuff (shower, exercise, makeup et cetera) and get my shit in life together stuff.
Strict as in, at least at first, I am going to make myself do exactly what is in the time slot at the time it is there for the time allotted and that is it.
This is something like, plan X or Y or somewhere near there. All other plans failed.
If I am screwing around on here for extended periods of time before mid afternoon you are all free to yell and me and/or know plan X has failed as well.
I guess only the north american culties will know what time I am of here easily without bothering with a bunch of maths.
PISS OFF PEPPER AND GO DO YOUR EXERCISES!
Perfect!
I do that too, Amber. It has helped me a lot after A moved out of town, and then I became disciplined and now I can't even have empty days anymore - days without a schedule but during which I watch movies or read. It also helps that I'm very organised as it is.
I'm rooting for you.
You're nine hours behind me.
I am not a very outwardly structured person. I have a lot of inner discipline and restraint, and rules for myself, but outwardly I prefer things to be a little more slack and chaos.
But I have slacked too much and the chaos took over like a little devil laughing around my feet tripping me up every time I try to get anywhere anymore. He needs a time out in his corner and no treats for a little while.
Regina Coitatum Totalis Moonjumper!
You heard it here first.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Clever lad.

If only I knew how to conjugate I'd be dangerous.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Tuffy the Conjugator, the most dangerous prey.
OR a beast master of some sort. I can't decide.
and hello, my little water buffaloes.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
You know whats fun?
When someone else puts something in the oven to keep warm and then you find it two days later whilst preheating said oven.
Now I know what happened to that second rack of ribs. Was really surprised my family ate so many. Turns out they didn't.
Also, so much for that butcher knife that was in there with them.
Suicidal Tendencies Institutionalized came on on this CD compilation thing I am listening to and I restarted it and turned it up thinking Trevor would dig it.
After it was over he was all "okay can you turn the music down sheesh."
"I thought you would like that song hon."
"Yeah. It describes me. You guys never listen. I really just wanted a pepsi. That's all I wanted! Just one pepsi! But you never listen to me!"
"lol"
"But seriously. Can I have a pepsi?"
Sometimes it weirds me out how I can pick songs that my kids relate so much to without them realising I am doing it.
Trevor is really angsty and emotional anymore.
Gabriel is walking around the house singing this:
Damn grandparents inserting their ideals into the early childhood psyche of my little ones.
It's been warm and sunny the whole of last week, but now it rained during the night and the air is so fresh and I'm enjoying a cup of tea in front of the open window. Lovely.
Okay Amber, I LOVE both those songs. Institutionalized and The Hairbrush song. I've seriously been known to sing them for days on end.
And just realized that Issy has never seen a whole episode of Veggie Tales. Going to get her caught up tomorrow on that.
I don't want to write this in the buzzkill thread because seriously 61 new posts in there. Anyway I have an appointment on friday to get my DMV stuff straightened out and I just got a notice from my insurance that they might cancel my policy. So I'm not sure what the hell is going on but I feel like I'm jumping through hoops and wasting money up the ass to get my license reinstated. I keep having weird nightmares about school, work, and this car.
Sorry I keep disappearing. Going through some tough shit right now. I can leave photos though. Photos are always nice.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I bought a bag of skittles and a bag of m&ms today and mixed them up. I live on the edge.

You're crazy man. I like you. But, you're crazy.
All I want to do this weekend is sit inside and watch documentaries.
Okay, I might go out for a walk and buy some groceries on the way home, but still.
Had this dream I was in Japan with Ryan Gosling and I kept making him take his shirt off to intimidate other people's boyfriends. It's not even worth being alive today to be honest.
My pee has turned blue from a medicine that contains methylene blue. It's pretty weird.

I've done some much needed soul searching tonight, and it seems that I've rediscovered myself after months of wallowing in overanalyses of social structures and events, and a fear of a reluctance-inspiring future. My "slightly" cocky self is back in full swing. Double entendre? You bet.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Your life seems so damn exhausting.
Haha, that's such an excellent dream, Amy. His beauty is intimidating.
This is so annoying! I hate insurance companies! Hope you sort it out.
This sure beats my awkward dream about a co-worker. Nothing happened, it was just... awkward.
Let's hope that changes soon.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Fingers crossed!
Ha-HA!!
I don't even know what I would do.
Let's hope that changes soon.
I thought that too but really just because the gif you chose to express yourself with is moving very, very rapidly.
But good for you! I enjoy your more dramatic posts but I'm glad if you're heading into a happier era.
So I'm eating this fast food salad that someone bought for me. Salad is half gone when I notice a huge patch of mold on the half of the salad that I've not yet started eating. I threw it in the trash so quickly, I probably got whiplash.
Later, someone explains to me what blue cheese is.
I mean, I knew. But I didn't know.
Was it blue cheese in the salad then? Or are you iffy about blue cheese now too because of the salad mould?
I've done some much needed soul searching tonight, and it seems that I've rediscovered myself after months of wallowing in overanalyses of social structures and events, and a fear of a reluctance-inspiring future. My "slightly" cocky self is back in full swing. Double entendre? You bet.
I went through this too and i'm not sure why. I just became angry with myself and i'm tired of the same old bullshit and i'm just spinning my wheels. All i do is BS people and tell them what they want instead of just being there and being me and it becomes hard to keep up with. It's almost like lying all the time and trying to juggle all of the lies but it's not really lies. Anyway, that's only part of it. Things are better though and i finally got a grip on it.
I want blue pee, too!
It was definitely cheese. Just unexpected cheese.
ahah
And just wait, I'm having beetroot salad tomorrow. I'm hoping it comes out purple!
A pee rainbow.



Si vis pacem, para bellum