Pointless Announcements

I want another tattoo.

We all do.

Thats why its a pointless announcement.

"Ever since tattooing went middle class in the late 90s... the entire world is a big game of dock whores and sailors."

- Mark Vanderpool

If I am able to lose the weight I want I have promised myself I will get a rather large one I want down my side.

I don't want to get it if I am not in shape.

I can translate for notaries (contracts, diplomas, any legal paper) and interpret whatever at the Ministry of Justice, Courts of Law, City Halls, like trials, weddings, divorces etc. Of course I won't be doing that for a while, I don't have the expertise yet, but if they summon you you're pretty much obliged to go. So fingers crossed I don't end up intepreting trials in the near future.

I got a first for my scriptwriting monologue assignment. I'm really surprised! I worked so hard on it and when I first handed it in I thought it was worth a first but since then I'd convinced myself I'd only scrape a 2.2. I'm pleased but really confused! It doesn't seem anywhere near the quality of the story I only got a 2.1 for.

Creative writing degrees: bullshit.

But yay!

Commercial: Sylvester Stallone flexes an arm and points a gun.

Dad: "lookslikeagoodmovie"

That chair is great! Reminds me of a set piece from 'Mad Men'.

Congrats Irina

Well done! You deserve it! This should be a Hooray of the Day!

A first? 'Splain please.

First place. She won!

You guys know it's a book for children. Right?

It's an 'A' in British! haha

Life and love are not children's books. It ain't always easy (or even pretty) creating the perfect ending. It's not just thinking of plot twists and writing shit down. It requires cunning, manipulation, forcing "chance" meetings, spiking drinks with extacy, and perhaps even murder (but jes can handle that part).

Yeah. They clearly gave Malfoy the same brand of pills they fed Malcolm in the Middle.

Oh man... when... when you put it that way... I almost feel like... like this is the wrong thing to do... Lib, I think we shouldn't...

Oh man... when... when you it that way...

They'll probably name their children after us... little Label and little 69.

I've told like fifty people this today but my biology teacher said "ok" 82 times in class today. I made a tally.

Those last 30 or so posts were entertaining.
I'm in Indiana right now with a hot onion in my ear.

Got some chores I have been putting off for a while done today.

Gabriel had a half day due to finals, and got a bug and cleaned the heck out of his room, rearranged it and scrubbed all the walls to prep for painting them. Put then he hung all his posters, even though I said not to so we could paint tomorrow.

Gonna pull the carpet out of his room too. Last room, aside from mine, but mine has concrete floors under, not wood, so the carpet can't come out yet in mine.

I hate whatever this show is, the one with the trashy squids that comes on adult swim really late after robot chicken and whatever that other one after robot chicken is, so stupid. Not even worth remembering the name. Maybe worth finding the remote so I can turn this shit off.

I think Lily might have a tree nut allergy and I am freaked out about it.

several months ago my good friend, with whom she is good friends withs daughter, switched to using coconut oil for all her cooking.

Every time Lily has been over in the past several months, and eaten there, she has tossed and turned all night, threw up in the morning and had a fever and complained of pain all day the next day. But then it goes away and no one else gets sick at all.

After brainstorming with my friend we realised that is the only thing that is different from what she eats at home regularly, the coconut. I looked it up and sleep disturbances, vomiting, fever, all of these are symptoms of a tree nut allergy (which coconut classify's as). Other symptoms are also anaphylactic shock, et cetera. (she hasn't had that symptom) I don't want her to be allergic to something with that bad of a possible symptom.

Making her an appointment.

What does "in quarter time" mean? Like in "She drifted towards me, strips of wet light shining from her skin and I saw her every movement in quarter time."

I'm thinking it means slowed down. Either that, or it's a musical reference, as it he saw her moving with quarter time tempo. Every movement she makes falls on a quarter beat. Does that make sense? That's all I can think of.

Time cut in half and cut in half again. You order a quarter time with cheese in some dimensions.

I used to get bored at work and tally people. Like this one dumb lady who used to work here. I tallied one day how many times she went to the bathroom and it was 21 times. Then i spent the day tallying how many times people said "like" and it was a lot.

I made faces at a baby girl who was making faces at me while at a fast food restaurant today.

I used to tally my old boss's "at any rate"s during meetings.

Ugh, at any rate gets on my nerves.

Also, my friend Marlana's thing is "and all." She says it constantly.

Drew says my thing is "as shit".

The dog is gross as shit.

The cat is cute as shit.

I'm such a lady!

"As shit" is a good one. I may only think that because I say it a lot too.

I want to go to there.

I am eating all the pho. Alllll the motherphocking pho!!!

Okay... I couldn't eat all the pho.

Gave it 110% though.

Gonna pass out now.

Pho sounds like something delicious. I have to find out Vietnamese restaurants, all I know of is a sandwich bar or something which I've never visited.

I know. Right?

I know. Right?

I know. Right?

I hear lot of "Don'tcha know?" and "For sure." from my friend from Minnesota. She doesn't have too much of an accent, but every now and then with sayings like that it comes out really strong and is funny.

Another friend of mine used to severely overuse the word "Frankly". Never once, as "Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn." which is a shame.

I also had a banh mi which a viet sammich. You should go there. They either have pho or know where you can get it.

Pho is the best thing evar.

This book came in the mail today:

:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Controversy_(book)

I had to look it up online to figure out who sent it out. Okay, I spent five minutes flipping through it, but after five minutes it wasn't obvious from what it said on the back, in the copyright, in the first part of the introduction, not even the email adress 'for more information" held a clue in it's name.

These things annoy me so badly. That sort of deception is purposeful (though one of the big themes of the book at first glance seems to be between truth and deception, what the spiritual source of each is) yet after five minutes where and who the book came from was no obvious, as it should have been. There are so many people (I know some of them!) who won't even attempt to think critically at all to question where this sort of thing came from, just delve right in and be awed by things.

Write a book with a theme of truth and deception (claiming to have the answers) and then hide and omit the source and writer as much as possible.

I'm not fixing any of those typos.

Consider them casualties of ranting.

Pretty much how I felt about the movie What the Bleep do we Know?

I haven't seen that, probably send me on a tangent and make my head explode.

I realize now why shitty movies are so popular. After a long day of doing speed-dating-like interviews with 20 different companies, trying to act interested/interesting, selling myself, and generally putting on an act of positivity, all I wanna do is watch a Nicholas Cage flick. Knowing, specifically.

Oh, and don't. I mean, it introduces you to some interesting stuff we've learned, like wave-particle theory, but it usually goes off on these ridiculous, ill-informed blatherings about metaphysics. Then I found out it was made by some spiritualist group.

Yeah, I remember it as being a let-down.

Sounds like something I would have been impressed with when I was sixteen.