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For dinner I'm making (isn't quite ready, as I had to grocery shop) Eggplant parmasagn, linguini with pesto and fresh steamed green beans.
I don't know if I spelled those things correctly and I am not looking it up. I also don't know if pesto and linguni are supposed to go together at all, but it sounded good to me. Wish I had some artichokes, and that fresh tomatoes were back in season already.
There is probably no G in parmasan, paramaesan. Parmasagn.
I don't know how to spell smelly cheese.
(oh hai, i'm a newbie.)
I think you spelled "smelly cheese" correctly. 
I've had pesto with linguini before. yum. I used to put pesto on simple sammiches to give them some kick, like grilled cheese with tomato and pesto.
Is there a haiku smackdown battle thread in this forum? Those are always fun.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Whatever this science program in the background is, they just explained what Ice is...
...asteroids that were carrying ice- frozen water molecules..."
Thanks for the clarification, science program.
Whatever this science program in the background is, they just explained what Ice is...
...asteroids that were carrying ice- frozen water molecules..."
Thanks for the clarification, science program.
even PA is dumbfounded by this new knowledge, it stuttered and posted it twice.
Because it's a glitch in the matrix
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Blueberry Highlife
vodka, blueberry liqueur, lime, canned sugar, cranberry juice
This is what I had last night. It was fabulous. And a variation on a Club Sandwich that also contained bacon.
I was unprepared to be amused and now my contemplation is all messed up.
Seriously just laughed my ass off, and the chair cushion jumped askew.
I'll be ordering tickets to go see And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead in Trondheim in April. I'm actually more into the supporting band, Turbowolf (From the UK), but it'll be fun to see a relatively wellknown band from the US as well.
I think I have found the cutest little boy cat online:
His name is Prince.
I don't know why I torture myself by looking on cat rehoming websites.
ONE DAY SOON!!
AW! He's adorable.
"Awright youse mugs, make wit' da tuna!"
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Definitely a cute cat, Hattie!
I'm so sorry for your loss, Melody.
Pepper, I have that problem too. Just the other night my boyfriend told me he was going to get a pack of cigarettes at the convenience store on the corner and was gone for nearly three hours.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I have just added these things to my arsenal:
I woke up a million times last night from coughing or just how bad my throat hurt. I'm going to the doctor today at 2:00.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
His name is Prince.
I don't know why I torture myself by looking on cat rehoming websites.
ONE DAY SOON!!
If you don't get him I will cut myself.
You really should though, he is beautiful!
Hmm, the advert was posted a long time ago, so he's probably been sold by now... plus he costs a whopping £375! I'll try and find his cheaper lookalike when I'm back from hols and my bank balance has stabilised.
Sorry Prince.
I'm going to kill my fucking cats.
Seriously, useless effing creatures causing me strife.
Winnie and Sampson have chosen to be emotionally incapable of playing with or cuddling or being nice in any way whatsoever with Gizmo, and he has decided he don't effing care- he is bored, he is going to mess with them.
And then I get cranky bitch cat fights in my living room that send full mugs of steaming coffee flying across the room.
Bastards.
They are all outside now. They can grumble and hiss and scratch and fuck with each other out there in the effing cold.
Haha. Sorry, Hattie.
Be warned. Only get one.
Haha, don't worry, I know. Big Boy and Lol fight all the time and it drives my Mum up the wall.
These things I like:
Raw vegetables
Steak
Whiskey
Shrooms
Sex
Sleep
These things I do not:
The way cows stare at me from across the pasture when I pick shrooms
That brown stuff a grasshopper spits on your hands when you're trying to talk to him
When my internet goes out
Wet socks
You are a weird one.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Wet socks really do suck.
Amber, are all of your cats fixed?
I have big eyes from the ophtalmologist's and I have to wear my new glasses all the time when I'm at school. At least I got some nice frames, which I can't show you for the moment because I'll pick them up tomorrow. Also, everything was more expensive than I expected, apparently I have some fancy lenses (without being fancy, like those that change colour in sunlight or some shit). Just because I can wear them all the time. Meh. Perks of still living with my parents.
Winnie and Sampson are, they are also both fat and getting a bit older. Well, Winnie is about eight and Sampson is only fivish but really fat and lazy.
Gizmo isn't a year yet,and not neutered yet. I keep forgetting to call and make his appointment.
Winnie and Sampson are, they are also both fat and getting a bit older. Well, Winnie is about eight and Sampson is only fivish but really fat and lazy.
Gizmo isn't a year yet,and not neutered yet. I keep forgetting to call and make his appointment.
You better get on that before he starts spraying and never stops!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
They're called transition lenses. They are useless because they don't work though the glass of the windshield of a car.
Winnie and Sampson are, they are also both fat and getting a bit older. Well, Winnie is about eight and Sampson is only fivish but really fat and lazy.
Gizmo isn't a year yet,and not neutered yet. I keep forgetting to call and make his appointment.
It might help him chill out a bit (and will keep him from spraying if he hasn't started that yet). The other two can probably smell his teenage boy hormones and think he has cooties. A 1 year old cat is about the same as a 15 year old human.
He has sprayed a couple of times, and I have had to throw some things out. He hasn't done it in weeks which has me forgetting/putting making the appointment further down the list.
My mom gave me a coupon to he vet to have it done for $30, so I should call them tomorrow. I have several other calls to make anyhow, bets to just get that annoyance out of the way all at once (phone stuff, I loath talking to strangers on the phone.
I think the other cats have gotten even lazier and aloof since he showed up, trying to show how dignified they are compared to him.
vodka, blueberry liqueur, lime, canned sugar, cranberry juice
what is canned sugar? do you mean cane sugar?
(this sounds good)
Yeah I think that's what it was - it tasted sort of like brown sugar but better. I just copy-pasted their description.
My darker purple is showing more but I can't take a good picture of that side of my head. Also I have an hour to meet my creative challenge today.
I plan on waking up early tomorrow to go workout. I'm gonna hate life tomorrow morning. I need to do this though.
I was wondering the same thing but I've learned that it's better not to ask.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
My grandma's cancer may be in remission...
I have to call her.
What I read was "some of it went away".
(too late to call right now)
I have a shit ton of errands to run this week and at the beginning of the next. Need to apply for my translator/interpreter licence and have to go to a million places. I'm in a rush because starting February 1st they raise the tax for each language from $6 to $90. Yes, you read that correctly.
I also have to pick up my glasses today but the best part of all is that I'll get to have lunch out today.
Be warned. Only get one.
Actually i think I'll second this. I feel like I am constantly bothered by cats now when I'm home. Litter, more food, fights, food again. It feels like I have way more than two cats, they're nightmares.
Winnie and Sampson are, they are also both fat and getting a bit older. Well, Winnie is about eight and Sampson is only fivish but really fat and lazy.
Gizmo isn't a year yet,and not neutered yet. I keep forgetting to call and make his appointment.
You better get on that before he starts spraying and never stops!
Ooh this too. Sheldon is almost 6 months and I tried to book him for neutering the other day but have to wait a couple of weeks because of his antibiotics. I'm on edge thinking he'll start spraying. Also he's so boisterous, I'm hoping it'll cool him down a bit, stop him harassing Henry so badly.
The shitty day I was supposed to have with a lot of errands turned into a nice spring day, it was very sunny, still chilly, but nice. I even walked more than I was supposed to. And I looove my glasses.
Sometimes i lay my head on Haley's stomach and listen to the baby moving in the fluid and i never want to leave that spot.
BIS S HAS A GIRLFRIEND! BIG S HAS A GIRLFRIEND! HAHAHAHA!
Maybe the baby will get the hiccups or suck her thumb (yes "her"....I want you to have a girl). Wait til you hear that!
The area I live in is called South Highlands. We have a Neighborhood Association page on Facebook, even though we don't have a real association. Some woman just posted that all of their bikes were stolen "AGAIN." I really just want to point out what a moron she is for leaving them where they can be taken. I've lived in this area all of my life and the rule has always been that if you leave a bike out where it can be taken, it WILL be taken. And how dumb do you have to be to not learn your lesson the first time around?
I live in a very nice neighborhood but my city, as are many southern cities, is a patchwork. There are bad areas bordering almost every nice area in the inner part of the city. We used to have to keep porch furniture chained down, it has improved a lot since I was a kid, but you still don't leave a bike outside. You just don't.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Might she have not left them out?
Even petty thieves are often aware of the things in the neighbors the are looking at and will plot for opportunity, locked spaces do not keep out those willing to take.
While I am on the subject, better to take all valuables inside from ones car that rely on locking the doors. locking the doors will only get you a broken window along with your stuff being stolen.
I've never heard of someone breaking in somewhere around here and only taking bicycles. Or taking bicycles in a break in at all.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
It's just a rerelease of Give Up