Pointless Announcements
You're not supposed to be ready for it. If you're not confused as fuck, it's not a good birthday.
... I don't really believe that but it's what my aunt said when she was half an hour late in picking up my mom from work to take her to her birthday dinner.
Its my best friends birthday a few days before. And another friends the same day. I am turning 26 and realize I have wasted the past 8 years of my life.
Ya I am being a bitch with a skinned knee about it.
I just had a great party the last 2 years but with the course of things I am feeling more let downs in the future. Oh well I will just enjoy throwing Ginny her birthday.
Also I would be interviewed, shit you guys already know me well enough.
I do need to find Tuffy's though.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I was about to bump Tuff's interview for you guys to find easier, but his last comment in it stopped me!! You guy;s are on your own.
haha
Also, I should read it all the way through one day.
Found it, reading it.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
The moment I couldn't control my reaction was when I knew I was fucked. I knew it was love otherwise I wouldn't have given two shits about what was being said.
I want to become a male escort for Women. I feel like this is the wrong town for that though.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I made two bowls out of stoneware tonight. I like how stoneware feels and the glaze is nice.
ok posted twice sorry my internet is being Wonky
God I need a bag of clay.

His hat is open at the top so you can burn incense in him and the smoke drifts out his mouth and eyes.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Have you ever used that clay you can buy at Michael's or some other craft store and you just shove it in the oven when you're done? I liked that stuff when I was younger. I guess it's more for beads and stuff like that though.
Oh my god Noah that is SO COOL
Lets see your bowls? I cant use a whell for the life of me. I always fuck it up so thats great you can use it.
As for the stuff at Michaels I have used it but cant do what I want with it. It doesnt flow right.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
That's fucking awesome.
I mean, the clay thing. Your plan to escort is just fucking.
Noah, pleeeease tell me where to find his interview.
I looked, but can't find it. ack! It's driving me nutz.
As for the stuff at Michaels I have used it but cant do what I want with it. It doesnt flow right.
I'll take pics next time I'm there (the week after next, AP meetings next Wednesday boo wah)
It's really fucking hard man. It takes me a long time. (the wheel)
theres a search feature on the home page...
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Oh! I did make a mug though. This was my first piece. I like how it glazed but that's about it.

I like it!. And I love High fire glaze!
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Thanks! I gave it to my aunt for Christmas.
I looked, but can't find it. ack! It's driving me nutz.
It's like the secret ending in Survivor.
You must get there on your own and then evade all questions of whether you found it or not.
I very well may be loosing my mind right now. I have this feeling in my chest like its being smooshed and I cant say its a bad thing. I am babbling like an asshole and maybe saying to much. But thats fine with me untill I come back down to Earth and delete stuff and feel like an asshole.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I have an abundance of weed but I'm out of cartoons.
Me too. But I think I am going to play video games, Draw and watch bad horror movies when I get home. Yes all at the same time.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Make your own.
I am brushing my teeth and waiting for my friend to send me a paper because he wants me to edit and print it out for him. One more hour. I don't know why I'm doing this.
A paucity of cartoons is why cable television exists.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Got an old school small nightstand alarm clock, at a tag sale the other month.
I thought the ticking would drive me crazy, but it's actually quite comforting.
You just don't hear ticking anywhere anymore.
tick tock, makes me want to curl up in the blanket and sleep some more.
Happy New Year everyone. I went out new years eve with two of my oldest bestest friends. It was more to make sure 2012 was over than to ring in the new year. 2012 sucked for me. My form was horrendous and I ended up back in hospital for what I thought was going to be two weeks and turned out to be 9. I did four weeks there then asked to be let out to visit Frank in Chicago. Those two weeks were the best of the year. I was invited to his cousins wedding and although I insulted the priest I ended up making friends with him. While I was in hospital my best friend Shane got hit with a brick and after 5 months he still isn't responding much.
Other than that I got an email from a former Cultie and I got to hang out with herself and her husband in a small town in Ireland.
Got a few trips to Barcelona as well including seeing them win a trophy in Madrid.
I'm hoping 2013 is better.
Gah The Great Gatsby is postponed again! It opens in May here.
Daisy did it.
Now you don't have to waste two hours and ten bucks watching that horrible dreck based on a horrible book by a horrible writer.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hee hee it's 5 bucks here. And I wanna waste all that because I like Baz Luhrmann.
Uh, The Great Gatsby is great. It can't legally call itself that unless it lives up to certain specifications and requirements.
The Great Gatsby is one of those books I loved just for a few random lines here and there that expressed certain emotions and states so well it made the rest of the nonsense worth it.
My freshman english teacher ruined that book for me.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I read a wonderful essay on metaphoric creation in language - basically how we make up metaphors to describe and even give names to things, like poppies, because people used to make puppets out of them, chauve-souris (French for bat, literally bald mouse) etc - and now I wish I were studying Linguistics instead. Maybe I'll do a second MA and pursue that, because research would be so awesome. Last year when I caught a glimpse into the extraordinary world of language acquisition studies I was fascinated, I think that's gotta be one of the most interesting things to study.
F. Scott ruined it for me.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Abba the puppy like to wake you up by biting your nose!
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I ordered a field jacket that was actually worn/used/however you want to say it in the Vietnam War last week and it just came in. It's stained and has sewn up holes and regular holes and it rules. I love it.
I Want to see. I demand to see.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy

I have absolutely nothing new to report. in case anyone was interested.
I did eat a bowl of lentil soup just now, but that is the pinnacle of the excitement.
I also had some serious difficulty spelling pinnacle properly just now.
I hope you also had trouble spelling "bowl". Otherwise euw.
This is why we can't have nice things.
fuck
It seems I did.
That typo was too terrible for me to leave, even for humor's sake.
I'm thinking of walking to the store and seeing what sort of entertainment I can stir up for myself to bring home there, namely the liquid sort.
I'm so worn out. Quit smoking, it seems to be making me extremely tired.
This boy I have a huge crush on told me he bought me a present and it's chocolate caramel macadamia nut coffee from Hawaii.
How cool is that.
I got a postcard from Jaz! Will post pics tomorrow when I'm not feeling so tired (lazy)
I dreamed I lost my phone and was crying because of that. I woke up pretty distressed, as I've never lost my phone.
Yay! Also did I ever send you that other postcard of that girl you liked? If not I'll send it out to you soon. I couldn't remember for the life of me. All I remember is I couldn't find the right size envelope to send it out. So I couldn't remember if I had sent it out or not.
My new year's resolution is to actually post something when I read on here.
I have high hopes for 2013. It has started off pretty good. 2012 was a year of being busy and otherwise meh, so '13 could go either way. I have definately bitten off more than I can chew and I need to rein that in this year. Or just suck it up.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.



There was a mixed welcome.
Fuck everyone who didnt like you. Or doenst like you. I will wear there bones as armor to slay the next douche who wants to sling insults.
And Tuffy, Interview?
ahahhahahahha
My Hero.
Everyone was nice. No worries. They all asked me to stick around.