Pointless Announcements
He was framed!
It wasn't the real Santa.
Real Santa carries a Glock.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Your questioning the methods of an old man who watches children and breaks into houses?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Hahaa! All very plausible answers.
Didn't watch the rest. We are watching Thomas the Train Engine, then off to bed.
Thomas and his friends always scared the shit out of my kids. They did not like the grumpy frowny faces at all.
I thought she wouldn't like Thomas either, but it's pretty popular with her. So glad she appreciates the PBS kids shows.
My sister told me that sometimes, after she has worked a double shift and it is the middle of graveyard and the restaurant is near empty to make the last wee hours more bearable she will get on the intercom and mess with the jet lagged middle of the night patrons.
"Hello Patrons, welcome to **** your cook this evening is Jesse and you may be interested to know he is wearing pink panties."
Then acts like nothing strange happened.
I like your sister.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I'm off to another party loaded with balleos and ballerinae.
Right.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Try not to get arrested.
That's kind of a daily goal for me.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Have fun Tuffy. Don't get too drunk.
I have a fifth of vodka, a pint of bourbon, and a 20oz bottle of Double Bastard Ale. What could possibly go wrong?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I want to 'like' that^. But, not encourage that.
Eh, we'll go with 'like' tonight, what the hell.
I had half glass wine tonight...it's been months. A liquid diet, right? Hunger dulled. A tiny bit of red wine works wonders.
Gnite folks.
I definitely encourage those things.
Amber, you are El Presidente of the High Five Club. Perhaps even El Supremo.
Rock on \m/
WwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrbllllllllllegaaaAaaaaaarrrrrrrbbbbbbllllllllllllleeeeeeee.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Tuffy drinked all the drinks.
I'm trying to convince mum to make pork roast in pastry for Christmas. I'm sure it'll end up lovely, because I love pastry of any kind.
Didn't watch the rest. We are watching Thomas the Train Engine, then off to bed.
Is it called Thomas the Train Engine in America? It's Thomas the TANK Engine here. Weird!
Weird indeed. Why do Americans always do that with titles? It's like the whole Harry Potter and Phillip Pullman book name changes. Grr.
I was obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine. My Mum made me a 3D cake of him for my 2nd birthday party. Must find the photo of her bringing it to the table, my expression is priceless.
Only two hours to go until the Arsenal match!
I got home at 2:30, so I figured I'd just stay up and power through. Three hours of sleep would've been useless anyway.
Man it sucks being a futbol fan in America sometimes....
None of this was a surprise to me.
You're in luck. I've only played Risk once, when I was 12. So yeah, you might beat me. But you're gonna have to do it with bruised fingers, legs, etc, cuz paintball's another story.
I'm really offended that you would expect such petty bitchiness out of me.
And I suck at paintball anyway so my expectations were about as much. I prefer laser tag because I am a wimp and I enjoy smoke and black light.
Didn't watch the rest. We are watching Thomas the Train Engine, then off to bed.
Is it called Thomas the Train Engine in America? It's Thomas the TANK Engine here. Weird!
I think the official name and merchandising is branded Thomas the Tank Engine (the show was actually Thomas & Friends, if I recall). People in America probably refer to Thomas as a train because that is what we call "trains". I've never heard of a train referred to as a tank here. So I don't think there's a branding difference between what's broadcast or available for purchase in the States and abroad.
Giancarlo was into Teletubbies, Sesame Street, Wishbone and Barney (oh Christ) when he was little. Anthony LOVED the (goddamned) Wiggles and Barney.
Didn't watch the rest. We are watching Thomas the Train Engine, then off to bed.
Is it called Thomas the Train Engine in America? It's Thomas the TANK Engine here. Weird!
No. It's called Tank Engine here too.
Remember when Ringo Starr transformed into Alec Baldwin? It was like a Dr. Who thing.
Also. This woman keeps texting me.
She is apparently on television.
I find her a little scary.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
She is on tv, I've seen her, though I don't remember what or where.
She wants me to start a new dance program for her. Program being a group of classes geared towards a goal rather than program being a tv show. I would have to come up with curricula and hire staff and all that. I haven't the time.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
That's not Rachael Ray is it?
I like the wiggles. I think their songs are ok. Lucy can be a wiggles fan. But I'm not sure what this new bunch will be like.
OH GOD THAT'S THE HORRIBLE WOMAN FROM SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE (Or with the stars, I don't know). She's fucking obnoxious.
Definitely not Rachael Ray.
Tuffy, I've seen her before. Can't remember where.
She's okay, as far as reality stars go. Don't remember anything particularly terrible about her.
Alicia, just saw 'The Wiggles' for the first time today! Actually like it a lot. And I don't know the official name of the Thomas train show. We just watch it.
She's okay, as far as reality stars go. Don't remember anything particularly terrible about her.
Nowadays, that really is the most you can hope for with reality stars.
She's okay, as far as reality stars go. Don't remember anything particularly terrible about her.
Nowadays, that really is the most you can hope for with reality stars.
Yeah, not completely insane. Not like those nutty bishes on housewives shows. I like career oriented reality shows only, anyhow. Those competitions are kinda neat.
You should try it Tuffy. Then you can ship all the Culties in on a show, as part of a 'challange'.
But, really we will have our own reunion party at the hotel, complements of the dance show budget. And if that happens, I'll edit this post out entirely
Oh lord, a cult reality tv show. The drama. The drinking all the drinks. The total TMI...
It's not for a tv show. There is no tv show. I shouldn't have used the word "program" even with the disclaimer. I don't wanna do it. I can't do it. I'm too busy. If elected I will not serve.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
You explained it wasn't a tv show, I think they just were having flights of fantasy about a Cult tv show.
Nah its all open. She hooked up with an old friend/lover a bit back. And She knows I am going out on dates and all that. I am sure if I was fucking everyone it might be an option, but luckily I am not.
luckily?
Yes, luckily.
I got a card from Alecia and family! Also got packages from Sarah and Amber. I feel so loved!
I think my new haircut is making my cuddle-buddy clingy.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I met a couple of my college buddies at a restaurant just down the block. I don't live in an area with nice places to go to (except one mall for the movies and noms), but this was really great. We had mulled wine and it was cool because my friend literally took me out of bed, called to see if I was busy and in 10 minutes I was there. Yes, I am that awesome and it only takes me 7 minutes to get ready.
If I had a nickel...
I'm just saying your taste in men is well established.
get on my level
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I made a couple hundred cookies today.
I am about to start making ginger bread cookies and fudge.
I'm about to go to the supermarket. I'm praying it's not too crazy.
I just got spontaneous hugs and yays and your the best mom evers from lots of children because I told them I was about to make fudge.
HUGYAYYOURTHEBESTMOMEVAR!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Send fudge.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I'm making dark chocolate coffee fudge and white chocolate candy cane fudge. (totally inventing this awesome shis all myself)
And maybe more tomorrow. Because I don't think the kids will like the coffee fudge.
*sending fudge*
Sidenote: I discovered last year how to make bubble gum flavored fudge.
White chocolate raspberry rum fudge tastes like bubble gum.
Something to keep in mind.
Hello Culties.
Been awhile. Just wanted to let y'all know that i still think of you and appreciate you. I'm still close to several people I met here, even tho i don't post anymore, The Cult is a part of me. Helped shape me when I didn't think I needed shaping.
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
Wb, rk daley! I'm new, and this place is an oasis. I know what you mean.
WTF!!
Watching 'Monk' on tv and Santa just beat an old lady down with a lead pipe. Issy was watching it with me. Why the flip would they show that!?