Pointless Announcements
Mmm I had some delicious apple with cinnamon baked with rum for breakfast.
I didn't sleep AT ALL because no matter how large the bed, I still can't fall asleep if I'm not alone.
I am told I was blacked out for a couple minutes last night. And holy Christ it was the best sex of my life.
And we watched Through the Wormhole last night.
I cannot find scotch tape anywhere in this house and it is a huge problem because I have all these presents I want wrapped under the tree today.
/firstworldproblem
It is pouring down rain and I am going to have to walk to the store to get scotch tape.
/maybesecondworldproblem
I really don't want to walk to the store in this rain! It is miserable out there.
But if I cannot find the tape that spoils the majority of my plan for the day, which was to lay out all the gifts I have already and make lists of what they are and who they are for so I can see what and who I still need to shop for and then put all the stuff I have already under the tree all pretty.
Why why must the one simple little thing I need disappear right when I need it? I bet the tape is hiding out with all the pens wherever they all took off to.
Okay Everyone is getting late christmas cards. Mostly because my shit has been a mess and I stalled and then more shit came up.
But you will all get something if I have your address.
And once Christmas is over I just have to make it through my birthday and things should even out.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
But it is an announcement that I should've already made. I made it in my head, but I guess I just now realized I hadn't made it here, where it belongs.
AMBER WE GOT YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!!! Thank you :)
haha YAY!!!
I made the annoucments in my head already that I got ALECIA'S AND HATTIE'S cards!! I never announced it here either though.
They made me happy.
I have them setting on the bookshelf with all the other cards.
Oh yeah. I got Hattie's and Imke's cards! Thanks you guys!!!!
Just finished with classes before break. I'm on a quarterly schedule, so it's still the middle of the quarter, but it'll still be a nice break. I had a critique today on my lightweight stools, and mine made it all the way through crit without breaking, which was really nice of it. It broke as soon as I got it back to my room.

Hahahaha! When I saw "stools" I thought of poohs and then reading the rest of that was hilarious.
Oh no! The stubborn little stool that could!
I also just received Irina's card, and I have to say i love that girl more and more everyday.
And Sarah, I think I never sent you one because I never got your address.
So Seasons Greetings an Merry Christmas to you!
Aw me too, Amber. I was really slack at getting everyone's address.
Merry xmas to you, Pepper. Hope you have a happy silly season.
Did you ever find that tape, pepper?
Maybe it's in the cabinet where you found the phone in the vitamin box.
Hahaha! It was!
I hate the Impossible Project.
Maybe it's in the cabinet where you found the phone in the vitamin box.
I did not find the tape. I waited and waited for the weather to clear up and finally I walked six blocks in the blustery wind and rain and bought some and was soaked and shivering when I arrived home and within half an hour tops of getting back the wind and rain ceased and hasn't began again since.
Life.
I have given my number out to a few very cute girls. Lets see what happens.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I had a dream that Michael Jordan wrote me a very long and involved love letter after we met at a Knicks game. What the eff.
Stop leading Michael Jordan on, Kit!
This is why we can't have nice things.
I just said hello to the guy!
Or she had him at hello.
So only 3 cards got there so far - Amber, Pete and Frank. Come on, mail people, hurry up!
I slept 11 hours. Damn my bed rocks.
I can't stop giggling.
23 years ago the Revolution started in Bucharest. The first city was, however, Timisoara (in the West), on the 16th.
I could not convince Lucy to go back to sleep at 6am. We're up and I put on the telly for myself. Lucy doesn't usually take any notice, but she was entranced by Pingu.
Does she like the Teletubbies?
Also, a few days ago I made a wonderful discovery. In Deck the Halls, I finally understood that 'deck' comes from 'decorate'.
She's never seen them. I really do try not to put on telly for her. But I do have it on for myself when she's around.
You're a smart mommy. Keep it that way until she's around 4.
The morning of my 18th birthday I made a big breakfast and watched the Teletubbies on tv. That's when we still had BBC Prime.
Wonderpets. That is all.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Its Friday. My best friends birthday. So that means bar crawling and maybe a cute girl giving me a call. Who knows.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
"Call" being an euphemism.
This is why we can't have nice things.
God damn to anything I post today. I got handed a cookie and the rest of the day has been a little bit stranger.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I hope the one you're shagging doesn't get upset!
Guys, I kinda wanna take over the world.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I think I'll settle for some paintball, followed by playing risk, and then some poker. First comes the uprising from military leadership, then leading a campaign on a global scale, followed by some economic negotiations.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Nah its all open. She hooked up with an old friend/lover a bit back. And She knows I am going out on dates and all that. I am sure if I was fucking everyone it might be an option, but luckily I am not.
luckily?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
followed by...
Apparently, I speak French quite well, according to French people at the party I just got back from. The problem: I speak much more easily when I'm drunk than sober. When sober, I'm quite shy about speaking. So I really need to work on that, because I know now that I have some good skills in French speaking.
Liquid courage.
Even French people speak better French, when they are drunk.
Where's the damn "Like" button?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I used to know a little French but I think I've forgotten it all.
I'll have to try next time I'm drunk, I suppose, to know for sure.
I recently almost broke up with someone I find otherwise perfectly dreamy because they taught me how to play Risk and never let me win. Not that I wanted him to let me win. I just wanted him to do his best and have it turn out to not be good enough to avoid getting crushed. By me.
Anyway, all of that sounds fun and I'm in but we won't be friends at the end of it.
I just remember that, "Je m'appelle Isaac," line. Also, "Je ne parle pas tres bien francais," if that's even correct. But then I got drunk in Boston and ran into this French dude who was traveling alone, and leapin' frogs' legs, Batman! Turns out those two years in high school French didn't exactly go to waste. Now I have a new Facebook friend and place to stay in Toulouse.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
None of this was a surprise to me.
You're in luck. I've only played Risk once, when I was 12. So yeah, you might beat me. But you're gonna have to do it with bruised fingers, legs, etc, cuz paintball's another story.
Si vis pacem, para bellum



We have a TINY league! I mean, it's just one team for now. We're voting for co-captain in two weeks, so I'm sure she'll get that, but she holds grudges forever. And yeah, you hold "office" for a year.
I'm not sure I'll keep president, although I won that one by a landslide. It's a lot of work and I don't know how well it'll sit with people to have the president also be the captain. I mean really, there's not much power to be had, but it seems like there is. I wouldn't have a problem stepping down from president, though.
I talked to Josh tonight (my ex/ our coach) and he said she was pissed off about everything. She said she'd been on the team for a long time, etc, and he was like, "Well she has, too. You've both put a lot into the team and it came down to one vote. Besides, you're taking a leave of absence for work for 3 months. Do you think that'd really be fair to the team to have their captain gone that long?"