Pointless Announcements
I'm gonna miss you guys! I'm not sure if I'm gonna have any computer time and I don't really care if I do or not because I'd rather be enjoying the beaches. But yeah I'm gonna miss you all. Behave and don't let the spam ruin your holidays!
Safe trip, Jaz, have a blast! And happy holidays!
I need a sauna and a chance to meditate.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I need Saturday to come sooner.
That's Jessica Biel! Ritt is much prettier.

Aw I'd have loved a brother or sister and especially one close to my age. Lucy is lucky! xx
That's my sister's birthday. So too late on the muscling front!
Again.
8 weeks. Due July 25th.
Yayyy!
No waaaaay. Send your sister a high five from me.
Dammit, Amy.
Oops, I quoted your sparkling. Sorry.
I got rid of it even though I think it's totally adorable and makes you seem like a lovely young man!
Dammit. Amy.
Fantastic Sarah !

Have an awesome trip, Jaz!
Bye Jaz!!!
Hope you have the best time on your vacation, Jaz! It is a break well-earned. <3
I spent the afternoon at work tying bows on P.Diddy's holiday cards. I wish I were joking.
Whoooooooooo!!!! Way to go Sarah! Congratulations!
Have fun Jaz.
I want to make this into a sparkly lapel button!

Damn it, Newgirl.

I want this animated, STAT!
This is why we can't have nice things.
It is animated.
Jazz wait. You still need to drive up here to pick me up?!
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
No, it's just blingee.
I want your tongue to snake out and lick your eyeball.
Like a gecko.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Metal! The tongue should snatch a butterfly out of the air too!
Today's lesson: Nappy off time must be supervised or accidents will happen and poo will go everywhere.
Tonight I was voted in as the president and captain of my rollerderby team. My best skater friend ran for the same things. I win captain by one vote. From what I hear, she's mad, and I don't have anyone to celebrate with. Lame. But I AM pretty excited.
O Cap'n, My Cap'n!
Nappies must remain on at all times. Better yet, wear two.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Congrats!
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I'm visiting a friend and his fiancee tonight, they've just moved into a new apartment. What do I bring? Cookies? It's an invitation for tea.
She couldn't be happy for you? Some friend. Congratulations though. If I were there I'd go so far as to throw you a party.
Yeah, how petty! Perhaps she could be Vice President if it means that much to her?
Urgh only got two days to get my boyfriend's Christmas present. He is so difficult to buy for.
Timberly, in our league they alternate captains, for the B-team per game and for the A-team every three months I think. They also have a vice captain. The captains are voted for every time by the respective teams. It seems to work really well, never detect any jealousy issues at all. Do you guys just have one captain for the whole year?? It seems like so much work for a constant commitment. Especially being president too. You're a braver woman than I!
Everyone, is there any standard way that you could say people can attend a concert only if they have an invitation? We have a fixed expression for that, but I can't think of anything in English.
Exclusive? Private concert?
Well, something more detailed. In Romanian it's something like "access to the show with invitation only".
Invitation-only concert?
Yeah, invitation-only, that is said.
Whew, thanks.
hahahahaha
My son now has a stuffed elephant named poo-poo--you can guess why
I finished the first draft of Praise of Motherhood's translation into Romanian.
That's amazing! Well done! I hope I get bloody credited for invitation only!
Hah, the invitation-only was for a text for the radio station website. Part of my internship.
Balls! I was hoping for, "Co-translator Amy Lloyd, without whom this book wouldn't have been possible".
Maybe next time!
I thought we were supposed to haze the new folks?
My mom is sick so I am bringing her homemade turkey soul and hoping I don't get sick too this evening.
Turkey soup. I am leaving the above typo.
Which new folks aren't getting hazed?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I just found the phone hidden in the back of a kitchen cupboard in the box of vitamins and medicine.
WTF?
Which new folks aren't getting hazed?
Gangamstyle?




I skimmed, but yay on having kid. Name it after me and I will train it to be a true hero!?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy