Stolen identity. One reason I don't trust him. The other? Hair gel.

Hair gel?

I had to think of something. And I wasn't gonna say cats, coz I like cats.

My cat just jumped up on the cabinet that the printer is set on, delicately walked across it turning the machine on as she went. It starts to make noises and do stuff and she is looking down like she is trying to gingerly stand there on it without touching it at all and going WTF? She jumps down just as the paper try pops open and knocks a catalog that was sitting there to the floor right next to her and then she hisses at it (the catalog) all fierce, turns her nose up with a snub and aloofly walks away.

I think DMX already did that.

No he didn't. He just does two minutes of really intense prayers on each album.

Went out for drinks tonight and I only had mulled wine and a Cuba libre. Damn it feels good to drink and be sober.

In other news, since I only met the girls in our little group at college, I came up with a clever explanation (I hope) for why my classmate reacted the way he did to what he read here. They seemed to have bought it.

I don't get it.

But I am missing a chunk of the story, so... details?

You didn't get the drama with Mr Irina's classmate whom she likes lurking around with Irina by his side?

Didn't miss much.

I should be doing laundry and cleaning... but I'm not.

I've been cleaning the bathrooms hardcore like and now all I can smell is harsh chemical cleaner smell. I think I burnt the inside of my nose.

Monday. I'm tired.

Major windstorm tonight, supposed to start within a couple hours and last until the early morning, with gusts up to 65 mph.

Misfits tonight! Shitty weather though, I don't really feel like going out.

I Love that show. So smart. So funny. So many different genres. Honestly the only weak episode is the pilot.

Hates you.

yeah I don't even... there's a show called Misfits? and its on Sundays?
COINKIDINK

Danzig hates everyone though, I think

You know what? A whole lot of the people I'm acquainted with on Facebook don't know shit about Asperger's. Fucking idiots.

And on a similarly related note, how stupid do you really have to be to think that pictures you see that claim to show last minute notes written by child victims in Connecticut are authentic? I mean, really.

Tumblr and twitter are so goddamn stupid. There's a whole generation of fucking morons out there who will believe everything they see if it's on the internet and has a goddamn # sign in front of it.

island of misfit toys

1. The new Season of Misfits kind of killed it for me. Its just not funny anymore since they pretty much replaced the whole cast. Its just not the same.

Also I've had an affinity for whiskey and coke lately. I was drinking JB Black (delicious) but wanted something...cheaper. I found this Tom Sims 6year aged Kentucky Bourbon that is great and its only $10 a liter. And today is my Friday so I'll be on the PS3 drinking whiskey and coke.

guys, what am I going to take to this damn work potluck thingy. Problem is, we don't even have an oven at work to reheat things, only a microwave? I was going to make sausage rolls but pastry and microwaves do not mix well. Perhaps I'll bake little spiral pesto bread rolls or something, is that lame?

Someone brought bacon wrapped dates to James work party and they were excellent even cooled down.

Guy's... the wind is starting to blow. There is a blizzard warning too.

If you don't hear from me for a few days it is because a house came out of nowhere and landed on top of me, please make sure my sister gets her slippers back.

(there is a good chance the power could go out)

Do the little spiral pesto bread rolls.

Bacon wrapped dates sound delicious. I've never had anything like that.

Pepper, stay safe (and warm).

that sounds scary, Amber. I hope you and your family stay safe and unscathed.

I also kinda want to make these, they sound really good:
http://www.howsweeteats.com/2012/12/roasted-red-pepper-bacon-goat-cheese...

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*toes the ground*

oops

Take care, Amber.

I love summer fruits. I'm on a nectarine binge again.

IMO the show has such strong writing, that they could replace every character every episode and it'd still be damn good. Rudy may not be the same as Nathan. Nor Jess the same as Kelly, but look forward every week to learning more about them. The newest member Abby is pretty interesting too. It's so easy to write characters with amnesia, because they can do nothing and still be mysterious, but the way she wanted to keep the pregnancy after the mother passes the fetus to her really shows the seeds of a cool character.

I saw your FB post Chris and I didn't say anything because I didn't want to make you feel bad. Everyone feels bad enough already about it all, so don't be too upset that you posted that, it is understandable that out pulled on your heart. If it were true, I am sure the parents would cherish that forever, I just don't think they would have put it on the internet, at least not so soon.

Kit, those look delicious!

We have enough wood for the stove and lot's of candles. So we will be warm, at least, if we lose power. Hopefully the worst that happens is we have to endure each others company instead of being amused by electronics. It shouldn't be too bad. I always worry about the trees in windstorms though. There are a few hundred all around us and they sway scary bad, even in moderate winds. The last big storm several years ago a huge branch knocked the power line going to our house down, tore it off the side of the house. It didn't break the line though so we still had power, and when someone from PGE came out they said it was our responsibility because it tore from the house not the pole, he tied it up off of our car and left us to its mercy until we could get and electrician out here.

I didn't see that you were one of the people who posted that, Chris. I'm sorry if I made you feel bad, so I hope you don't take what I said personally, because I don't think you're stupid.

My problem is with the spread of misinformation. Blindly following internet rumors for the purpose of making yourself feel better for the moment takes away from the real issues. Who does that drawing really belong to? What about that child's situation, which was clearly some sort of tragedy? What about his/her parents? Isn't it taking away from what their experience might have been? And the memory of their child?

It's bad to believe everything you read and see based on the emotions it brings out of you. It's wrong. People are now saying that the guy who shot those kids had been diagnosed with Asperger's, and so people are running with it, ready to classify all people with autism as a danger to society, as people who have some natural propensity towards violence, and that's just not true at all. I have a very real, very personal problem with that kind of false information because it has the potential to have a very real impact on certain members of my family.

I know some of you think I'm a total mean ass. That's okay.

LOL no. People on Twitter were just bitching because their football game got interrupted for Obama's Newtown speech.

AMURRRRICAAAA!

You aren't a mean ass at all, being tough cookies and speaking up whether it makes you popular or not does not a mean ass make. A brave and thoughtful person is what it makes.

Tomorrow is Trevor's 13th birthday. I hope my stove works to make him his special breakfast in the morning!!!

I'll have two teenagers after tonight. When did this happen????????

Time. You sneaky lady.

I don't want to count my chickens or anything, but this storm is a bit of a let down.

As of yet at least.

It is sort of sprinkling slightly harder than usual and the wind is somewhat blustery, nothing to stop one from heading out in the yard for no reason however.

Thanks for the supportive words, Amber.

Happy almost birthday, Trevor. Glad y'all aren't going to have a big ass blizzard after all (maybe?).

PA: My throat and nose are killing me. I seriously think I hurt myself with those fumes when I was cleaning today.

Stay safe, Amber.

No, I know you don't. I don't feel bad, just a bit silly haha.

Aaaand the last Christmas cards are on their way, this time for the European Culties.

Tomorrow I'm going to the release party of the fastest novel in the world, written by 53 Romanian writers last Saturday. I hope I can get one of the 500 copies and an autograph from my favourite writer.

That's a cool concept, Irina.

The answer from the Guinness Book should come in 2-3 weeks.

Good luck Pep! Stay safe.

I got Imke's lovely lovely Christmas card today! Had such a sweet message! Thank you Imke!

Anyone heard from Justin lately?

I need to hear that he's having a Beary Christmas.

He is being young and useless (I told him so) confusing Puddle of Mudd with Nirvana over on facebook. That is all I know of his whereabouts or condition.

Morning came and the house is still standing! there is one medium branch in the yard and some of the lights i the dogwood are dangling down, that seems to be the worst of it, but we are still under blizzard warning? Even though it is like 45 out? weathermen are crazy liars.

Trevor was all smiles all this morning and ate lots of bacon and croissantes and orange juice and that was all awesome, because he is my little emo drama queen most days.

Happy birthday to Trevor. Yay for still having a house and being safe.

He asked me to bake him a chocolate pineapple upside down cake.

This is going to be interesting.

And he wants a Tbone for dinner.

The rest of us will be having last nights leftovers, lol.

THAT'S THE BEST CAKE!

Remember in the 70s, when weather men were a complete joke?

I specifically remember one day, when the weather man was saying what a great sunny day it would be, and it was pouring rain outside. And in the middle of his broadcast, you could tell someone off screen was telling him that it was raining, and he looked embarrassed and mumbled with his head down through the rest of the show.
Even as a kid, I felt sorry for him.
Now they have a 15 day forecast. They've come a long way.

Why?

I am tired, my stomach hurt. I am going to go home, take a nap and try to avoid evrything else.
My glorious friend is in town but she is super high energy. And I am not.

I was not alive in the seventies. But that is a terribly funny story.