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newgirl wrote:

_kit, please get an antibiotic and see a doctor. You know people die if they carry a chest infection. Infections don't just stay in one place. They move around, to the kidneys for example. And once it's there, you may need to start writing your memoirs. That's one of the reasons I stop smoking. Couldn't get rid of a cough/chest congestion, the infection spread to my arm and paralyzed it (had to wear a sling for weeks). Didn't even know that could happen.

holy crap. I think you just turned me into a hyphochondriac

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Yeah, Sema, please don't ever comment on health issues again. Tongue

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Noahrm23 wrote:
I had to throw an old man through a window who was trying to rape a girl but we were all dressed up like dolls (like creepy doll house dolls) and i was getting really pissed off about the dream so I then threw the girl out the window.

Hahahaha!

I dreamt Mike Tyson enslaved my cousin and sent a goon to stare at me in a mall.

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Amber, when you see the doctor just tell them about how you've been. Like feeling anxious about talking with your partner, and not being able to do stuff etc. You're depressed, I'm sure they'll help you out.

I have tomorrow off! Hurrah!

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Hahaha!LOL Imke you crack me up!

pointless comment>Hopelessly addicted to Bat for Lashes.

Okay, here goes.

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Strange dreams. Being stuck in a dream tht you know is a dream but cant change or stop. I was stuck in a small room and had to figure out how to get out. So at one point I grabbed this little girl by the arm (it was more of an old lady dressed as a little girl) and threw her out the window. Thinking this would break the outline of the dream and give me controll. Nope. This just caused the dream to reset. It was a pain in the ass.
Then I had a dream that I though was real for a few munites, untill I realized what was happening wouldnt be that easy (hanging out with my ex whos husband hates me) So I tell her that this is just a dream and she askes how I know and I start pointing out the missteps of the dream.

The little old lady/girl was your deceptive ex-girlfiend(I know what I spelled). Threw her out a window, means you ex-communicated her from your home in real life. The dream keeps resetting because, just like in real life every time you think you've gone on your merry way-she pops back up again. You feel trapped in a Groundhog Day movie scenario.
Next dream, you are aware of your dream because lucid dreamers are problem solvers. You were telling yourself, that you trust yourself to figure things out whether during sleep or awake. Noah you are highly intelligent.
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The Cult is basically the only recreation I have except books. I'm so busy with schoolwork, but most of all with the internships that I barely have time for anything else.
And last night I read half a book before going to bed, I'm counting on the 4-day weekend we get this week to finish my work for the publishing house.

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Aw yay Henry seems better today, he's behaving like a kitten. Must be the built up energy.

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Irina Marina wrote:
The Cult is basically the only recreation I have except books. I'm so busy with schoolwork, but most of all with the internships that I barely have time for anything else.
And last night I read half a book before going to bed, I'm counting on the 4-day weekend we get this week to finish my work for the publishing house.

I want to hang out.

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My classmates are actually the only people I get to hang out with. We celebrated a friend's name's day on Friday though, it was quite nice to go out for a change.

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No matter how hard i try, that stupid girl in Reno will always be the best thing that ever happened to me.

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Try harder. Don't let her have all your superpowers.

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Try harder. Don't let her have all your superpowers.
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Last night, I had a seemingly inescapable nightmare.
Complete with evil bats, a nokia phone and iron gated exits, at a country estate that I was tricked into vacationing at.
First nightmare in a very long time. And sans lucidity.
Thanks to Noah.Shocked

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*now I'm officially a Culty.

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I have to write at least 8 pages in the next hour and a half Shocked I don't know how I'm gonna do it. It's just a draft but I still need to bring something to class. I'm soooo fucking tired of school already!

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newgirl wrote:
*now I'm officially a Culty.

Cultie.

Babymoonjumper woke at 5, (after sleeping through the night - hurrah!) had a bottle, then we both went back to be until 8. It was good. We've just eaten out weetbix together.

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pepper wrote:
I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.
Irina Marina
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I bought three more Christmas cards today. I still need more but by the end of this week I need the addresses for the following:

Pete
Ludwig & Barbara
Amy

Sema, if that's okay with you, I'd like to send you a card too. If you think it's too early, that's fine, but I like you, so you'll be on my Christmas card list.

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Noahrm23
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newgirl wrote:
Last night, I had a seemingly inescapable nightmare.
Complete with evil bats, a nokia phone and iron gated exits, at a country estate that I was tricked into vacationing at.
First nightmare in a very long time. And sans lucidity.
Thanks to Noah.o_O

I can make peoples dreams very odd if need be.

Last night as just strange stuff as usual. Back in school which was church that turned into a mall. There was a cute redhead, then I woke up.

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newgirl wrote:
evil bats, a nokia phone and iron gated exits

All very very scary.

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I couldn't find that "Questions That Have No Answers" Thread so here goes.

My best friend's girlfriend, while intoxicated, said that she, my friend and I should have a threesome. My question: is there any way to get my friend out of the picture as to not betray him.

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
Noahrm23
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Not a chance my good sir. Unless he gets involved himself.

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I didnt feel like eating thismorning. Now I am hungry but my only options are fried potato variations or overpriced bagels.

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As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy

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Mike, that question has an answer and the answer is murder.

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She has a point.

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labelleza wrote:
Mike, that question has an answer and the answer is murder.

The evidence just keeps piling up.

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order him to the head of your army and send him into battle.

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No Pepper that wont work. He would someone come back after being captured by the other army. He would have to fight and claw his way to freedom and travel the badlands facing horrible deamons and beasts to get back to his homeland. And then to find Mike with his women. That could only end in a duel.

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Oh.

I just thought Yahweh would kill Mike and Girlfriends first born to teach them a lesson.

But now that you put it like that it sounds pretty bad, and complicated.

it is too complicated Mike. Don't do it.

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Irina Marina wrote:
I bought three more Christmas cards today. I still need more but by the end of this week I need the addresses for the following:

Pete
Ludwig & Barbara
Amy

Sema, if that's okay with you, I'd like to send you a card too. If you think it's too early, that's fine, but I like you, so you'll be on my Christmas card list.


That's so sweet! Thanks Smile Big
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Hahaha... Pepper...

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labelleza wrote:
Mike, that question has an answer and the answer is murder.

The evidence just keeps piling up.

That I'm an intrepid problem solver?

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That you're totally evil. Plastic evil. For instance, only an evil person would refer to murder as an "intrepid" solution.

Where're the bodies, jes?

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Nice try, cop.

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I swear, this comic...

...it has everything.

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A boy has asked me on a date. I don't really know where Josh and I stand (broke up 7 weeks ago), and while we talked about waiting and seeing what would happen, he doesn't SEEM to want to get back together and I really do. So I don't know what I should do. This is so lame. I'm so bad at this stuff. This new fella, he's not at all my type. But my type doesn't seem to work, so I guess I could try out the 35 year old former frat boy/ restaurant owner. I just don't know if it'd ruin things, or if there's really anything left to ruin. Sad

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I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.
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It's a date. Go, drink coffee, see a movie, talk.

Go for it.

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Liberum69 wrote:
I swear, this comic...

...it has everything.

Haha, awesome.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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Dood. You can't spam Pointless Announcements!

You just... You just can't!

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is this possibly the first time pa gets spammed?

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Uh oh, Dutch link even. I'll personally remove this individual. WEGWEZEN JIJ!

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Dutch Spam.

Canned luncheon meat food product with little wooden shoes.

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I slept 6 hours after getting home from school. I took tomorrow off so I can focus on completing all my finals.

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Aw Irina you are awesome! We will address exchange so I can send you a card too! TO PRIVATE MESSAGING.

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Christmas is coming!!!

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Today I'll go see a Goya exhibition and then buy myself something nice for St. Nicholas, then go to uni.

I've already put in 3 hours today (for my internship), so I can take it easy today and tomorrow, especially with the 4-day weekend coming up (Friday - no classes this semester, Monday - no classes because people can only vote in their hometowns so students wouldn't be able to come to classes the next day or something). I don't mind, Mondays were the most boring days, except for that 4-hour break with my classmates.

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I still have everything I ever got in the mail from Cult exchanges.

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I made a mild fool of myself yesterday in my seminar yesterday because of something I didn't know pertaining to literature. However, I later realized I was not the only one who didn't know it, I was just the one who spoke, haha.

That said, I have decided to compile a list of essential literature that I should know at least, if I can't read it all. I don't have the time to read it all, but I can do some research and read a few essays and stuff.

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I made a fool of myself too. I said 'stammer' instead of 'stagger'.

I still don't know what literature is essential and what isn't.

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Fano wrote:
I made a mild fool of myself yesterday in my seminar yesterday because of something I didn't know pertaining to literature. However, I later realized I was not the only one who didn't know it, I was just the one who spoke, haha.

That said, I have decided to compile a list of essential literature that I should know at least, if I can't read it all. I don't have the time to read it all, but I can do some research and read a few essays and stuff.

I must know what you said.

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The professor said that Virgil's Aeneid was the story that followed the Iliad. I thought he was joking, because I was thinking of The Odyssey, and I actually didn't know the content of the Aeneid, so I was laughing and he asked why, and I said because I thought his joke was funny, but he wasn't joking. THE ONE TIME HE'S NOT JOKING! It was just kind of awkward.

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I sent some Christmas cards in my lunch break today. I forgot how expensive international postage could be! Oh well. On the plus side, there was no queue at the post office.

littlemissmcrapey wrote:
A boy has asked me on a date. I don't really know where Josh and I stand (broke up 7 weeks ago), and while we talked about waiting and seeing what would happen, he doesn't SEEM to want to get back together and I really do. So I don't know what I should do. This is so lame. I'm so bad at this stuff. This new fella, he's not at all my type. But my type doesn't seem to work, so I guess I could try out the 35 year old former frat boy/ restaurant owner. I just don't know if it'd ruin things, or if there's really anything left to ruin. :(

Tuffy wrote:
It's a date. Go, drink coffee, see a movie, talk.
Go for it.

Yes, listen to the wise owl. You might have fun and it's not going to 'ruin things': you're not under lock and key and space can be healthy... and make the heart grow fonder!