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Yeah, The Guitar ranks above all other things even "The Wife And/Or Girlfriend" and "The Car" on the list of Do Not Touch Without Permission.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
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Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
But If I had a turtle I could plant trees on his back!
Have you played Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask? It's of a much more serious and ominous tone, but more to the point you ride a giant turtle with trees on its shell to the Great Bay Temple.
Forget Avatar and Neverending Story.
Sometimes I feel sorry for the generation before mine (and certain people in my own) who don't know how wonderful a story telling medium video games are.
I can think of 6 games off the top of my head that have emotionally impacted me with its story.
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Hello,
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On an average each fishing magnet costs $7. The site can be used as an e-commerce site to sell them.
Reply back with your price offer, if you are interested. Any reasonable price offer is considered.
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I wore that baby girl out! She slept from 4.40pm to 9.40pm, had a bottle and went back to be until 5.30. She skipped dinner and her bath. Groth spurt time. Thank goodness, I thought one of the other babies was going to eat her she was so tiny next to him.
Lucy is going to be a little Irina!
We discussed my height today. One of my classmates guessed 1.60m and I started laughing like a crazy person.
I just finished making Giancarlo's birthday cake. He asked for a "Better Than Anything Cake", and you just bake a regular chocolate cake, then poke holes in it, pour a can of sweetened consensed milk, a jar of chocolate sauce (I used sea salt chocolate fudge flavor), and then after a few hours in the fridge you top it with whipped cream and chocolate shavings. I need to go pick up his favorite ice cream, which is Homeade Vanilla by Blue Bell. He asked for ziti for dinner so I've got the meat thawing for that. He also got PIG BACON for breakfast instead of the usual turkey bacon.
I can't believe my little boy is a seventeen year old today.
I knew I was a man when I turned 17 because that was the first time I got arrested.
So hardcore.
I moved out about three weeks after turning 17.
Happy Birthday Giancarlo!
Alecia, my kids all get to special order exactly what they want for me to make them for breakfast and dinner on their birthday's too. Last year Trevor order Hamburger Helper. Seriously kid? I'll make you anything in the world you ask for and that is what you request? I never make that though, so it is what he wanted.
I usually ask for pork chops or pork schnitzels with mashed potatoes and wine. Then I have my favourite chocolate cake.
I agree.
I'll smash it over his head and shove the pieces up his ass if he tries to sneak off with my drunk girlfriend again.
My friend called to tell me they are getting married in two weeks at the courthouse.
I'm trying to be happy for her but I really just hope she knows what she is doing. It isn't her first marriage so she knows what she is doing, I mean. But things haven't been going well for them and just a couple weeks ago she was seriously contemplating leaving him... now, marriage? one eighty there. eeek.
I agree.
Hi, Tony!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
try not to cry.
First half of the book was good. Second half made me want to slap that little bitch and tell him to make better wishes.
I just read that book last week.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
...stab him in the eyes.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
You just like the idea of blinding people, don't you Noah? A fate worse than death?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Dead is dead. You blind someone, or atleast take out one eye. Fuck up their knees and smash the hands. There would be in constant pain and life would never be the same. You would always be trying to regain what you used to have but it would never happen. Untill the day you died you would remember the mistake you made that caused your condition.
(I swear I have never actually done this to anyone and I am not as crazy or sick as that makes me seem.)
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
No, I get it. I like it. But you gotta know if this person has any family before doing that. Wife and kids that would have to support themselves and their father, or siblings/cousins that would do the same to you.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
First time?
I love how all of you are scaring the crap out of Alecia with your "When I turned 17 stories" Thank god Alecia raised Giancarlo right though.
When I was 17...I don't even remember what I was doing at seventeen besides school, sports, and sleep, repeat.
I think I had an anxiety attack this morning so I skipped out on class. I was still anxious up until now I'm feeling a bit more calm. I've only felt like this once or twice before and it's an ugly feeling. I'm not used to feeling soo nervous like I was earlier.
I'm trying to figure out how these legs are going to work on this table, but I can't figure out how to do the math to figure out the angles, nor can I remember how to draw on sketch-up. This is going to be a long night.
Good on Giancarlo for demanding real bacon!
When I turned seventeen I went off to a program at SCAD and earned eleven hours of college credit. I'd also quit smoking pot by then.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
thanks.
Hi! Actually you might be able to contribute to my article I'm writing about roller derby, would you answer some questions about athleticism in roller derby? I'll message you on Facebook if yes! I'd love to hear from you cuz you're one of the people who seems very dedicated and I've seen you mention derbalife too 
I hope you're not having a bad day still.
Definitely! I will absolutely talk about derby any day of the week no matter how shitty I'm feeling. It's probably the best thing I ever did just for me.
Don't go away again!
I'll tell you the same thing I told Tuf - I never meant to. I just sort of wander off and then realize I'm lost. 
At least post on my facebook wall every so often lady!
First time?
When was your first time?
Pffft... I never get caught. That's the thing about being a good kid. You get away with so much.
I have never been caught. I have ran, hid, lied, jumped and climbed my way around cops. But never been cuffed.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Throughout my years of doing illegal things, I've never gotten into any real trouble with the law. I've a very trustworthy face.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
My kid is a good kid and doesn't get into any trouble. Hopefully that won't change anytime soon and he'll have a nice, normal next few years, go to college, and have a successful start in the career of his choosing and then I can say WHEW I DIDN'T MESS THAT UP. Really, I just want him to be a good man and have the things he wants out of life.
He liked dinner and the cake and loves his new phone and Halo 4 and the jeans he got. He still had to study as per the usual tonight because that's how it's done around here. He didn't complain about it at all, though. What a great kid...I love him!
I never caused much trouble, more mischief. Sneaking into places I shouldnt. Running around peoples backyards to find pools, usted parties. And to think I am an Eagle Scout and was an honor roll student.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Honestly, I can only see you wearing a scout uniform ironically.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Of all the things I've done for which I could get arrested, disorderly conduct was what finally got me cuffed.
Strange world.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I've never been in trouble with the law, was cuffed once, but not arrested.
I am probably not living yet.
That birthday cake sounds soooooooooooooo good.
I meant to say that earlier and I think I've tried it once before.
Someone bought me a drink today. I was sitting in the food court at my local shopping mall, having an early dinner (because the food we have home is Lent food - vegetarian stuff), and a random guy just came over, put a glass of orange juice on the table, and said "Enjoy!". Then he left.
WTF?
Roofies.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I took it home and drank some of it. It's been one hour and nothing happened, I think I'm safe.
You took a glass home? Thief.
It was from McDonald's.
I'm watching The Faculty while I work becuse it's been a few months and I looooooove this movie.
I have been spending too much time with this girl. But I dont think she wants a relationship and I sure dont. Its strange having a lover. I have had friends who I hooked up with but never something like this. Its enjoyable and casual and stress free. Plus I get to hang out with cool dogs and a three legged cat.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I love this movie too.
PA: I slept all today instead of going to my classes. I was really exhausted, mentally and physically. I have sooo much to get done today too but now it's already half gone
I had a dream that I fought two big, black dogs that looked like rotties with too many teeth, foaming rabies style from the mouth and red eyed. They bit chunks out of me, but I won in indubitably grotesque fashion: my strategy at first was to break all eight of their legs, but eventually one of the dogs fell over onto its back and I managed to pin it with one hand while kicking the other dog away. When it got passed my legs with its mouth open, ready to bite, I grabbed the back of its head and forced it down so that the open mouth bit into the pinned dog's throat. I then held it there until one dog bled to death and the other suffocated on its blood.
Then I was lost; I had no money and no way home and didn't know what kind of place I was in, but there were a number of cathedral like places that people with orange glowing cards were able to enter. I snuck in and saw that there was a gigantic video game competition going on, but I wasn't allowed to compete because I didn't have an orange card, which turned out to be something issued only to the higher classes. Video game consoles were also incredibly expensive, and because I was low class by not having a card, all the video game players laughed at the thought of me being able to compete, thinking that only the cultured and socially sophisticated and wealthy were able to have any skill in video games.
So I had to walk around this enormous arcade, watching people play League of Legends and Mortal Kombat and Black Ops with absolutely no skill, knowing I could beat them and win my way home if only I had a card. Instead I picked up change that people had left on arcade machines.
Then, when I walked out of the building, a guy riding a bicycle hit a curb and fell on his head, which cracked open, and then a big black dog ran up and started eating his face. I got blamed for the murder, and I was sentenced to death, along with a bunch of other people. We were hunted in a trainyard, naked, by a bunch of men, women, and children with rifles. I ran and hid, watching the people with rifles until one of them strayed from the pack--a fat woman! I meant to take her rifle, but when I pounced on her from atop a train and kicked the piss out of her I accidentally broke the rifle in the process. I took it anyway, along with her life and her orange card.
Later I met the town's superhero: a helmeted biker who could morph between man and woman, and who fought with a crowbar. He/she was incredibly evil, but when I tried to expose this I ended up getting sentenced to death again. The biker would do evil as a man and then turn into its feminine form, which was that of a little girl. I knew he/she had anger issues, so when the police showed up and saw only a smiling little girl, I started slapping her in the face, thinking it would arouse her anger and make her switch forms--but instead I just looked like a psychopath slapping a little child.
Okay I am going to come into your dreams and help you out. A place like tha dream world or not sounds like one hell of a place.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Then, when I walked out of the building, a guy riding a bicycle hit a curb and fell on his head
Vrmmmm....Vrmvrmv...
Later I met the town's superhero: a helmeted biker who could morph between man and woman
Vrmmm....VrmmvrrmVRRMM! VRRMMMMMMM!!
Built a stool today that weighs less than 2lbs and can support me(undisclosed lbs) standing on it. Pretty nifty, if I do say so myself.
Dude.
Never never never never never never never never never ever ever touch another man's guitar without explicit permission.
I thought about that afterwards. If i'd asked, i bet he would have let me sing the whole song.