Pointless Announcements
On a completely unrelated note, today my brother accused me of using profanity to mask my inarticulation. And it's like what the fuck, you know? I mean, shit.
My opinion on the matter is that profanity is cool around friends, but people who don't know you who hear you talk may think you have less education because of the way you talk. I mean, I'm really good friends with my former college professor. And she curses like a sailor, but not in class.
(Btw, you does not refer to Jess specifically, have a nice day)
there is just one big hole where my bathroom used to be.
London have put in some cycle lanes over the last few years but they're still not very good, partly because the asshole bus drivers (and taxis) still drive in them and cut everyone up.
This is true! (It being safe, not that cyclists have more rights than pedestrians)
Haha, I saw Anthony Bourdain's show, The Layover, about London. The traffic looked scary.
You think this is a fucking game?
That probably belongs in the NMI thread.
PA: I have a paper to write by 12pm today or I fail my english course. Here's to my student life *raises glass*
I decided it was pointless enough to go here rather than the picture thread:
I um, haven't slept in a really long time (massive research paper, lots of adderall, etc) and I was taking a break and making breakfast this morning
and
I um
I breaded my cat

“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I'm doing that tonight.
Everyone's taking it easy today and tomorrow because Thanksgiving is this week and half the lab isn't here anyway. It's nice. I might do some Olympics like on The Office. I'll miss The Office...
Thanksgiving, Should I work and be high at work making double time. Or spend the day getting drinks with friends?
And hanging out with a well known psychic who has been trying to meet me for a year or two now?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Drinks always trumps getting high, especially on Thanksgiving. You can drink when you wake up on Thanksgiving, it's not illegal or anything.
If they are psychic ask them, they'll know what you'll end up doing.
When I say high i ment probably drunk or taking a mild muscle relaxer.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Take K, report back.
I have heard not good things about K and trying to function.
Dont mind me My mood has been shit and will continue to be shit unless something comes around.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Okay, don't take K and go to work. Take K and stay the fuck in bed. Enjoy. Don't take too much.
Nah I have a valium I might take and see how that goes.
I know I have a problem with my job when the idea of coming to work makes me sick and the idea of being sober at work just sounds terrible. Luckily I have the self controll not to take drugs on a regular basis.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
That's a very good idea.
This was gold. What's wrong with you guys.
I missed that one. but it was gold.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
No. Platinum.
In NZ it's illegal to not wear a helmet.
Since I've been driving I've become one of those drivers who hates cyclists.
Finally, some appreciation around here.
That was very clever Amii.
Bought a work van, so I am vehicled again during the day as James will stop driving my van for work now.
Decided to cut some losses and scrape the truck and the car. Should get at least $600 out of the two.
Which is a huge loss on the truck, between what was paid for it and the amount of money put into it, a loss of thousands and thousands. But just sick of looking at a smashed dream in the driveway, gonna get rid of that just to get rid of it.
I am supposed to be all the way packed for California and I am not. Because I procrastinate.
HEY! Who's idea was the peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
"Let's take this sticky shit and this sticky shit and stick it together between two slices of bread stuck together and plug up our bodies with it because what's the point of life?!"
"OH! This is GENIUS! Humans are going to LOVE THIS for the rest of their days because they are fucked up!"
Why would you ever talk poorly about such an amazing sandwitch?
I had a grilled cheese with sharp white cheddar mediam cheddar and onions.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Gabriel weighed himself for the first time since the beginning of the summer today. He has lost 40 lbs.
He was at 270 now at 230. It was obvious he was losing weight, boy had a pot belly since he was five (my fault, my cooking he says) but he stayed off a scale and has just worked on being healthy, quit soda and most quit junk food and has stuck with his vegetarian diet ever since he made that choice.
I'm really proud of him.
He says his goal is 200 (he is six foot even) and I think he will be there before the end of the school year.
No soda is the best thing ever. I went to McDonald's after class yesterday and the medium Coke messed with me. It's why I don't drink beer either. I get too burpy and ladies don't do that.
BUT. I will drink all the fizzy Sangria.
I dreamed I was visiting my highschool and as I went up the stairs to the little niche where I used to cut I saw another girl crying, and didn't know if I should ignore her or tell her I've been there, too, then a classroom caught fire and we all had to go outside, at what point the dream turned into my being in Spain and seeing a book by my favourite Romanian author translated in Spanish and getting very excited about it.
I love soda, but I only drink it on Saturdays. Either Coca Cola or 7Up. Yum!
I had to make myself a jumbo salad or I would've fainted. I've been eating little lately, and I could feel my blood sugar going to the floor. I resisted the urge to get something sweet and made a cucumber salad with tomatoes, white and yellow cheese, sesame seeds, croutons, German turnip and olive oil and it was glorious.
Now for an extremely boring school day...
There are exceptions but mainly I only have pop on the weekends.
Man i want a van. I'd be a man with a van.
I called the dentist office to make an appointment. Friday next week already! This will be my first dentist appointment in Trondheim, and I'm happy that I'll soon know if my teeth/gums are still fine, but my last trip to the dentist in Norway was pretty traumatic, so I'm super nervous.
I made sure I'm going to a super deluxe dentist office this time though. No more caveman dentist for me. *Shudder*

Off to the city for the afternoon. The highlight of my week.
Anthony doesn't have the flu, thank goodness. It was bronchitis and he's got new meds and a new inhaler and already the fever's gone from the anti-biotics. Whew! At this point the cough as decreased significantly as well.
The kids are packed for their dad's, I'm almost done getting me and Drew packed for Georgia, and my house is spotless. I can't stand coming home to a dirty house after being out of town.
Drew said the house is always spotless and he couldn't tell a difference when he got home yesterday from work. What? LOL, men.
I'm shopping for a bit with my mother in law on Friday to get a few specific items from Costco. Yay!
Please keep in mind that my birthday is the week after Black Friday. Just remember that while you're out there looking at things. I could use a new dvd player or anything that's just cool for a guy somewhere in his 30s. Just putting that out there...
My birthday's been on Thanksgiving once or twice. It's on the 30th.
I had a dream a good friend of mine's mom died. It was very short and seemed very real.

Stayed up late talking to our dear Irina. Realized that if it gets past 12 at night I need to not try to start late night conversations with people.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
It was like talking to someone very sleepy and in fact I think you dozed off before I had my lunch.
I was asleep most of the time. Tying to type on my phone without my glasses. I would fall sleep for a second and wake up and respond. Then at some point I didnt wake up. It was an odd night. I get very lonely at night.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Twice now I have come to check the cult in the past couple of hours and i was logged on, even though I KNOW I logged out.
And nobody has touched my computer.

Mine's been doing that, too.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I am up. Ugh.
After a super long day, I just sat down at 1 am. Yeah, am not pm. I left at noon today to take Jack to Physical Therapy. It's a 40 minute drive. While he did that, I shopped for all the groceries for tomorrow. I'm hostin here at my house for my Mom and dad at 5 tomorrow evening. We will go to Bobs Moms at noon and be there till about 3. I got home at 4:30 and unpacked the groceries and cleaned out the fridge to make room for all the foods. Then I cleaned house till 7. Took a half hour sit down break. Then I Cooked...... 2 sweet potato casseroles, 2 blue cheese cole slaw, 2 pumpkin pies, Greenbeans, 2 dishes of steamed then broiled Brussel sprouts, 2 peanut utter pies and a dish of stuffing. It's 2 am and the stuffing is coming out of the oven in 20 minutes. Then I go to bed. Even though I'm exhausted, tomorrow will be super relaxed for me. I will put the turkey on right before I go to Bobs Moms. (she lives two house down, so I can come and check on it.) and I will only have to warm everything in oven and make mashed potatoes tomorrow. I always kill myself the day before, but that way I'm able to truly enjoy myself and not have so much to do. I get to visit more that way. I hope all of you have a happy Turkey Day!! I'll be thinking of you! 
Whatever Whore!




That's because cycling in the Netherlands is really safe! Your cyclists seem to have more rights than the pedestrian.
London have put in some cycle lanes over the last few years but they're still not very good, partly because the asshole bus drivers (and taxis) still drive in them and cut everyone up.