Pointless Announcements

They should just lift up Irelamd and put it in Lake Michigan. That way I will be 20 minutes from Frank's house and a few hours from Morey.

Anxiety attacks are sneaking into my joints.

Anxiety attacks are sneaking into my joints.

I would like to announce my candidacy for President of the new nation of Deseret!

Vote Rob!

Cheers!

Feeling sexy after my haircut.

I just saw a shooting star. I hope it burns in hell.

Cheers Jaz! How are you?

How often do you guys cut your hair?

All of you guys. And girls.

Twice a year?

Luscious.

3, 4 times a year.

Around every 6-8 weeks. Gotta keep the ladies on their toes.

Once every 4-5 months? I put it off as I hate having my hair cut...even though my hairdresser is a nice guy and comes to my house to do it.

Twice a year, tops.

Only when in a rage. Or the split ends are looking bad.

I ask because I feel like Isaac talked about a sexy hair cut two weeks ago and I really can't remember when I last did it.

Plus my boyfriend does it like Nick or perhaps more often. If I spent that much time at a salon, I'd have to quit a hobby.

Physical activity, I'm looking at you.

Every three months is my aim right now but I have really short hair now so it needs trimming. I hate going to the hairdressers though, I find it really boring and I don't like being in such close proximity to people I don't know.

Yup. And grants. Grants are better. No one comes around later wanting it back.

Nineteen-ninety...three...ish?

...'92 (LA Riots).

Didn't you get bangs some time last year?

I burned off a couple inches in front last summer trying to light a cigarette. Sort of a hair cut, I guess.

I prefer getting my hair cut in The Netherlands, and I already have an appointment for when I go there again next month.

Snob.

I had my hair cut in September, and before that it was November 2011. And before... autumn of 2010, and so on.

Hah, yes. I got my hair cut in Norway twice, both times I left thinking "eh". There are probably 2 reasons for that, the first being it's hard to explain exactly what you want with your hair in a foreign language, plus that the girls who cut my hair were very timid and almost "scared" to cut my hair too short, when that was what I wanted.

In The Netherlands I have a great hairdresser that wouldn't be afraid to shave my head if I asked her to do that. I like that.

I get mine cut about once a month.

I got a trim this past Saturday and they cut off about an inch. Before that, I'd last got it cut in January. I probably won't do it again for another forever. My mother says eventually I'll get too old to have hair this long but whatever.

I let my hair grow out a little bit so it's been a few months but normally it's every 6 weeks or so. I have a great hairstylist, even though she works at Sport Clips. It's not a bad place but she could do so much better. She's very fast and it's never awkward, we talk and talk. She's really accurate and my hair is perfect every time. I don't normally get the full treatment with the scalp massage and the hot towel but when my stylist did the scalp massage, it made me want to do it more often. Plus i kind of want to bang her but she has a boyfriend and i have a girlfriend who's lovely. And if that happened, it would all go wrong and then i wouldn't have this perfect hairstylist. Or my girlfriend.

I'm doing well. How bout yourself?

In regards to the hair cutting. I rarely cut my hair, it's been about a month and a half since I got my hair trimmed within a week of the first trim because my ends were pretty damaged from the summer. I hadn't trimmed it for several months prior to that. Overall I probably cut or trim my hair about every 4 months, roughly. I'm not sure if I want to get my hair done before my vacation or afterward.

I'll be in Hawaii in a about a month from now! Can't wait.

Nah, I get a cut every 2-4 months. Last time I cut it was the beginning of September.

I just always talk about my hair.

i'm not sure why but this cracked me up.

Because it was hilarious.

are you telling me i have... emotions?!

My thick and luxurious crowning glory is beyond reproach.

PA1:I'm so beat but I really want to go to the gym today after class. The rain isn't helping among other factors.

PA2:Oh and there's this one guy in my fitness class that waits for me once class is done and kind of follows me wherever I go after class. Today I just couldn't take it/wasn't in the mood to be followed and talked to.

PA3:I'm gonna go work on some Christmas Cards/letters for you naughty kids!

Only girls have emotions. You just get irritants in your eyes, muscle spasms, and occasional facial ticks.

Anthony can tell you about this. You better not ever even suggest that he might be crying about anything, ever. HIS EYES ARE JUST ITCHY OKAY.

When he was littler he would say that his eyes were "inchy".

I haven't cried from emotion since I was 14. I was really, really close once, and I thought for sure the tears would start coming, but... nope. Nothing. I couldn't understand why. I was sufficiently upset and all, but... I guess... my body forgot how to express that. Just like how it forgot how to express when I'm nervous. Poker hasn't killed my soul. It's just cast a shadow over it.

Also, giving speeches throughout high school helps. These days, though, after all these years of smoking, my blood pressure's gone up to the point where I can blush again.

Your soul is just wearing sunglasses indoors.

I don't cry for months and then I cry months worth of tears. I have EmotionExplosions (TM).

I didnt cry for almost 2 years. But recently I have had a couple of break downs. A few drunken sobs. And more tears than I can handle.
MEN CRY FUCK YOU...

I've cried a lot more than is my character this past year. It has been weird.

Normally I only cry when angry.

The worst I ever cried was the day my brother passed. After having held it together all day and having made it through telling my friend, then James, then my sister, and then the liquor store clerk, and then his Dad, and then the kids. Then I sobbed uncontrollably, in a way I never knew humanly possible, for probably half an hour straight.

Then I got drunk. And yelled at people at the store.

This

She trademarked that, you are going to have to pay her to have them now.e

For Mike, it's on the house.