Pointless Announcements

I just looked at some of the color swatches to possibly dye my hair. I can't wait.

Black and white. DO IT! I cant decide what looks better two tone or all black.

I want to go a quarter white ala Lily Munster so fucking baaad but I'm a pussy and irl it'll just turn yellow anyway

Dudes, I'm totally my natural hair colour for the first time in 10 years. It makes me feel old.

I like changing my hair.

What color is it?

I wanna make my hair santa claus white. That'd be fun.

Dark bloody boring blonde.

I want to get very subtle highlights. But because my skin is so terrible and sensitive at the moment I have to wait.

Okay, everyone...Skydoll...she is a total babe. I mean she is goegous. Unless some other Random girl on tumblr right when she said she was going to.

Noah you're the cutest that ever was but my facemeat is a secret precious thing which I hide away from the general public, also, and I mean this in the nicest most babysitting you sort of way possible, I believe you may have Newly-Single-Guy Goggles on, which you should be weary of in the near future lest you end up all slutty and crazed like a couch humping puppy-man.

Okay then someone really cute added me on tumblr right about the time you asked. actually right after you said you were going to add me.
or I am just confused. As usual

Nah I keep my bits away untill needed. And I dont plan on putting them in that many places for awhile.

That's me and everything, but I'm just saying I am bad at taking compliments and that someone should wrap you in a blanket, feed you ice cream and smack your nose every time you bark at a hipster girl for the next few weeks.

Oh My friends and I staying with and my other 2 friends who are girls all have veto rights over my choice of ladies. I told them they can do anything in there power to keep me in line and not to get back into a mess.

But okay you really are just beyond reason cute. Single guy goggles off you are going to have to deal with the fact that my jaw dropped.
Well done.

well now she's gonna have to let the rest of us see..

I feel privileged.

Oh, y'all.

You can probably guess what I look like.

I've got a good idea.

video link fail?

thebestpageintheuniverse is now updated

The projection is that marijuana is now legal in the state of Washington. The measure is projected to fail in Oregon, but eh. Will likely pass in 2014.

I have said many times I do not use, and that is the truth. And I do not plan to start, either. But hearing this news, makes me almost cry for joy.

If you guys had any idea what I was raised with, the things that were around. The way it was.

It is something I feel so strongly about. These projections better be true.

Looks like it passed in Colorado too.

That is awesome!

Ok, I concede. This is me.

You know, I would like to see some pictures of/meet some transsexuals/transvestites that aren't all gender stereotype.

How about a transwoman that prefers to wear pants and isn't into makeup? Or a transman that enjoys, I don't know, the Martha Stewart Show?

Weird things are in my head at times.

I don't wanna start a fight, but have you noticed how transsexual women are always very heavily made up and wear enormous boobs? Pretty much what the Barbie stereotype for women is?

I have a confession to make. I'm a transvestite. I prefer dressing like a tomboyish lesbian, though. You know, short hair, manly plaid shirts, bootcut jeans, no heels, etc. That's why I decided against any operations or hormones. Also, I like having a beard.

But you had a vasectomy...

Well, I mean, that is just what I said. Basically.

My thoughts on it, off the cuff, would be that these women are under so much pressure and so much suppression and rejection that when they finally let themselves be who they are they go completely overboard.

I mean. I can look in the mirror and see that I am a woman. Just today I got a little surprise kick when I noticed how pleasing my figure is naturally, even being plump as I am, the lovely hourglass shape is there and I can run with it as much as I wish. I can not wear makeup and not do my hair and put on a pair of pants and climb a damn tree and get in a fist fight and drink like a champ and I am still seen as a girl.

Transwomen have to deal with not only coming to terms with who they are, but hoping the world around them accepts it, and then trying to figure out what they are going to do with it without out having the proper anatomy or shape.

The same could be said of transmen. I mean how bad must that be? What is most guys worst personal fear, as far as relating to their own personal self? Being castrated, either physically or metaphorically. A transman on the other hand has to live his life from birth without the basic thing most men fear losing to begin with. And then to be admonished for wanting to go out and spit and play ball or whatever and being expected to adorn themselves like a woman otherwise risk being called lesbian. And then! They grow fucking tits! No wonder they overdue the masculinity when they finally decide to be themselves as much as they can.

I identify with males so much more than females in many regards, as far as cultural attitudes towards personal friendships and all this cute nonsense and relying on my logically mapped thoughts to guide me and my feelings as untrustworthy toughing it out and all, but at the end of the day I can be like that and not question my very gender, or worse have the rest of the world question it. So I must imagine that for those that have come to the conclusion (and science supports a possible precedence for this not only being a psychological thing, incorrect sex assignment can actually be in the very genes) that they are in the wrong body then the path to finding themselves can be very easily riddled with and over emphasis on the stereotype of the gender they with to be acknowledged as.

I like you so much, Amber.

Dude, the guy who writes Obama's speeches is pretty clever.

I like you too. You are seriously adorable. Why do you think I yell at you so much?

Obama's speech is long and I am tired so I turned it off. I feel like the only issue I really care about right now is the eradication of nuclear weapons, including the United States', but nobody seems to care about that, as long as Iran doesn't get any, we're all cool.

about all trannies being heavily made up and breasted, you guys obviously don´t know moonie. i miss her a lot.

What's she up to now, anyway?

she has a boyfriend with whom she lives with but that´s pretty much all i know.

Ha, that's all what I could deduce from her Facebook too. She was such an interesting and cool person, it's a shame she doesn't post anymore, I miss her stories.

we should send Puerto Rico a cake, since they are now part of the union.

that or elect to have florida ousted because 51 states isn't as round a number as 50 states.

Why don't we oust a useless state, like Kentucky or something?

I say we ditch Utah.

They wanted to be their own nation once anyway.

this is a good reality tv premise. like survivor, except it's real life and you lose your status as part of the union.

depending on where you are, explosives might be involved so the state voted out would be physically detached and left floating on the ocean.

I vote for any central state that would be surrounded by the US.

OR... Arizona, so the US can look more like a buffalo.

I looked at a state map but I don't see it. Draw it for me.

Has anyone here ever received/chased a business loan?

I don't know how to draw stuff on a Mac. Is there, like, an MS paint sort of program built into this thing? Cuz if so, I've been missing out for 3 years.

We should just combine North and South Dakota. Why are they even two separate states?