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Irina Marina
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When I fly, I don't float like Superman, I just take very large almost floating steps.

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I wish I was inspired my depression rather than crippled by it.

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I can fly in all sorts of ways. From super man style to being able to walk on the air. Sometimes its just a fancy hover.
I am generalyl in some sort of controll of my dreams. Or I atleast know I am dreaming most of the time. Makes things interesting.

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I had to pick two sick boys up from two different schools.

One called and then just as I was going out the door to get him the other called.

My poor boys.

They are eating soup and laying down now.

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Irina Marina
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I am so exhausted.

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Wow, Imke, The Netherlands is kicking our asses.

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Oh and today I talked to a colleague for the first time. It was even a joke.

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Noahrm23 wrote:
I have been having crazy vivid dreams the past couple nights.
Everything from old family issues to being turned into a fairy. The magic kind.
But 2 nights ago I had a dream that I showed up to my head doctors office and he had to go and reschedual the apointment. Well I showed up today, waited for half an hour, then aclled him. His schedual got messed up and we had to reschedual.
Coincidence. Maybe, but stacked ontop of the odd dreams its still odd.

I can finally start flying in my dreams again too. Which is good becuase i wasnt able to for a couple months. I Lucid dream a lot.

I had a dream two nights ago I got a blowjob from a girl I know. TMI, I know, I masturbated the day before so it wasn't a wet dream. So that was nice.

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Irina Marina wrote:
When I fly, I don't float like Superman, I just take very large almost floating steps.

When I fly, it's like swimming in the air without having to worry about breathing.

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Tuffy wrote:
"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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Irina Marina wrote:
When I fly, I don't float like Superman, I just take very large almost floating steps.

Me too!

The other night I had a dream that I was a vampire that could go in the sun.

Stupid sun allergy!

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Hahaha.
I love my dreams. I always end up in this strange hotel though. And I have dreams that fall apart into other dreams. Its all very odd.
Nap dreams are my favorite.

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
I had a dream two nights ago I got a blowjob from a girl I know. TMI, I know, I masturbated the day before so it wasn't a wet dream. So that was nice.

I have never had a wet dream. Ever. Honestly, I feel kinda cheated.

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I think I now qualify as in the category of dating someone.

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Have a girlfriend dating or seeing each other a bit dating?

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I have had 2 wet dreams in my life. Kind of just odd.

And Fano dating, do tell.

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Well, considering we just figured out how we feel about each other tonight, I'd say seeing each other dating. Though it's headed in girlfriend direction I think. We'll see. But we definitely established how we feel, held hands and hugged and I kissed her on the cheek and forehead a bit (lame I know, but I'm nervous).

Sexy Hungarian girl. Good stuff.

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Well congratulations anyway, even with what I said in the other thread.

And nothing wrong with kissing a girl all over the face. That is sweet. Just don't do it all the time every time you see her.

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Fano, did you get some?

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Fano, did you get some?

almost

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Awwwww, that's so sweet. Go in for the smooch though. There's only so much frustration a girl can take.

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It was the first "date", so I won't make her wait long. I promise. Smile

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FANO AND SEXY HUNGARIAN GIRL SITTIN IN A TREE, K-I-B-A-S-Z-O-T-T

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Tuffy wrote:
_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
I had a dream two nights ago I got a blowjob from a girl I know. TMI, I know, I masturbated the day before so it wasn't a wet dream. So that was nice.

I have never had a wet dream. Ever. Honestly, I feel kinda cheated.

The only time I ever did was when I gave up masturbation for like 3 months.

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Goooooooo Fanoooooo!

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I just made the yummiest meatloaf ever!

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I have a new part time job tutoring over achieving high schoolers who will probably be going to better colleges than me a year from now. Today we did English homework which included making big fat poems out of bland sentences. This was the bland sentence.

I love beautiful trees.

Due to a misunderstanding involving the word knotty, all of my group ended up writing poems about naughty trees.

This teacher is going to have some sexy, sexy PG-13 haikus on his or her hands that will have them feeling very uncomfortable the next time they walk by some woody plants.

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Heh. You said "woody".

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I'm really high sitting here eating chocolate and listening to James Blunt. What have I become!?

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Chris is going European! Good for you. Smile

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You know what they say.

"Once you go European..."

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Chris, I'm happy for you, but she's Hungarian! What if she starts going "Igen! Igen!" when she's in the heat of the passion?

I dreamed I kissed one of the new classmates I have. Because yeah, now we ALSO have guys in the class. What the hell?

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Irina passes within fifty feet of a male and she has sex dreams about him. Me, I can't have a sex dream to save my life. Wotta gyp.

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Yeah, and then the dream turned into me collecting prawn at the seaside with a friend photographer, and wearing super expensive clothes and losing my luggage.

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I'm listening to the second presidential debate while I'm working. Romney confuses me with his sudden concern for the middle class and him wanting women to be equal to men.

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Yaaaaaay! I bought my Frightened Rabbit tickets for next year! Awesome times.

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Saw the xx last night and it reminded me of why I loathe going to concerts for the most part.

The music was fantastic, but I just can't stand the people that have their phones out the entire show taking pics/video of every song. I'm not innocent, I had my iPhone out for a few shots, but I quickly put it away as to not disturb anyone behind me trying to actually enjoy the show in person, not look at it later as a reminder of why your arms hurt the next day...

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Hi! Sup?

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Oh my god my allergies are going crazy today. I've probably sneezed 10 times in the past hour and my eyes are itching like crazy. I never used to get allergies, i don't know what happened to me.

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big S wrote:
I don't know if you remember me talking about this really obese guy at work who was diagnosed with some kind of cancer not too long ago? Some treatment thing didn't work so they have to do surgery but he has to lose weight first because he weighs probably 400 lbs. Someone got him a get well soon card for everyone to sign but they got him one of those giant novelty cards. He can't go to surgery because he's too big so let's get him an oversized get well soon card!

I want to say something but then i'll be the asshole for bringing it up because maybe i'm the only one who thinks it's insensitive to give an oversized card to an obese guy who can't have surgery because he's too fat.

Ha! Suckers. Girlfriend's reaction was to laugh too. She thought it was insensitive. Now i'm not such an asshole am i?

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Yay, Chris!

Enjoy yourself and this new experience Smile

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Alecia wrote:
Yay, Chris!

Enjoy yourself and this new experience :)

I kissed her in the middle of one of the most crowded metro stations.

Then we made out a lot.

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i'm uncomfortable about how much netflix knows regarding my viewing habits.

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As of today I'm working for the publishing house run by my MA programme. I'll be on the team that deals with "The Joyce Lexicography" project, whose aim is to make some sense of the "UnEnglish English" in Finnegans Wake.

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damien_mayfair wrote:
i'm uncomfortable about how much netflix knows regarding my viewing habits.

What are you trying to hide??

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His privates.

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I can't believe I have to go back to the doctor AGAIN! Thank god I got health insurance just before Lucy arrived.

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labelleza wrote:
damien_mayfair wrote:
i'm uncomfortable about how much netflix knows regarding my viewing habits.

What are you trying to hide??

i get sucked into the lives of supernatural teenagers. i tell myself 'this is a silly show' but still watch the first couple of episodes.

after some time, i realize i've watched an entire season, look at the mess around me, and question a lot of my life choices.

netflix then suggests more shows of the same theme. it's judging me.

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rosiemoonjumper wrote:
I can't believe I have to go back to the doctor AGAIN! Thank god I got health insurance just before Lucy arrived.

i'm going to see mine tomorrow for a routine checkup.

finally, someone's going to touch me and this dry spell is gonna end.

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Fano wrote:
Alecia wrote:
Yay, Chris!

Enjoy yourself and this new experience :)

I kissed her in the middle of one of the most crowded metro stations.

Then we made out a lot.

Nothing beats a good public make out.

On another note I am tired.

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I'm eating some seriously spicy salsa and it's really good.

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