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r u a wizerd

Can someone please not post a picture of that kid or (especially) her mother? I'm going to bed now and the updates will be the first thing I see tomorrow morning as I have my breakfast. I want to be able to eat something.

Oh man. Damien's star-struck.

Thomas Paine wrote:

I am also called Tom, for short though. Also I don't believe in time-travel, it is a ridiculous concept like the Borges thing in which there is a list of animals by an ancient Chinese writer and the list is sort of like: a) Animals with hooves Animals with tails c) Animals that look like flies from far away d) Animals painted with warm paints e) Animals from books, time-travel is a nonsense of the sort that these categories of animals are also nonsensical.

This is what I edited my reply into, but someone has put a face in there.

i checked out her mother's pictures. i got curious because the internet is saying she is shaped like a thumb.

Thomas Paine wrote:

Thomas Paine wrote:

I am also called Tom, for short though. Also I don't believe in time-travel, it is a ridiculous concept like the Borges thing in which there is a list of animals by an ancient Chinese writer and the list is sort of like: a) Animals with hooves Animals with tails c) Animals that look like flies from far away d) Animals painted with warm paints e) Animals from books, time-travel is a nonsense of the sort that these categories of animals are also nonsensical.

This is what I edited my reply into, but someone has put a face in there.

the face is because it converts the smiley to a picture.

this is new technology that a time traveler would probably not know about. this is proof.

also, the things you said are things only a wizard would say. this is also proof.

i'm watching you, wizard.

damien_mayfair wrote:

Thomas Paine wrote:

Thomas Paine wrote:

I am also called Tom, for short though. Also I don't believe in time-travel, it is a ridiculous concept like the Borges thing in which there is a list of animals by an ancient Chinese writer and the list is sort of like: a) Animals with hooves Animals with tails c) Animals that look like flies from far away d) Animals painted with warm paints e) Animals from books, time-travel is a nonsense of the sort that these categories of animals are also nonsensical.

This is what I edited my reply into, but someone has put a face in there.

the face is because it converts the smiley to a picture.

this is new technology that a time traveler would probably not know about. this is proof.

also, the things you said are things only a wizard would say. this is also proof.

i'm watching you, wizard.

Thank you for your jocular posts, you have made me feel very welcome.

I like the word jocular.

Avuncular is similar but superior word.

I'm making two racks of ribs in the oven. Don't judge me, just wish me luck.

They've been in there on 225 for 3 hours so far and my house smells delicious. I'm going to make some roasted red potatoes and a side salad to go with them.

We'll be having the top section of our wedding cake for dessert tonight. I don't know where the tradition came from, but you're supposed to have that last part of your wedding cake on your one year anniversary. We're gonna have black teeth lol.

I had a rad cake.

And it's not even your birthday.

damien_mayfair wrote:

Thomas Paine wrote:

Thomas Paine wrote:

I am also called Tom, for short though. Also I don't believe in time-travel, it is a ridiculous concept like the Borges thing in which there is a list of animals by an ancient Chinese writer and the list is sort of like: a) Animals with hooves Animals with tails c) Animals that look like flies from far away d) Animals painted with warm paints e) Animals from books, time-travel is a nonsense of the sort that these categories of animals are also nonsensical.

This is what I edited my reply into, but someone has put a face in there.

the face is because it converts the smiley to a picture.

He's lying, he did it, I saw him. What are you going to do about it?

Duel! Duel! Duel! Duel! Duel! Duel!

That would not be funny.

Unlike this. Which is extremely funny.

Now this is even more awkward but hi all the same.

It wouldn't have been that awkward. But hi all the same to you, too

Yeah, it wouldn't have. I'm just weird like that. It's nice to see you around these parts again though.

Congratulations on getting married! The cake looks absolutely fantastic!! (Two exclamation points because it really does look brilliant, I am rubbish with words and am being genuine and I can only hope you believe that. All the best to you, Alecia.)

Car issues. May be something wrong with my ECM or whatever. The cars mainframe thing.

I need a second job. Or just another, better job that will give me more than 20 hours a week.

I actually had almost 25 this week which would have been awesome but my boss cut some of mine to give to this guy who only works one day a week.

Seriously, what the fuck? Why do places keep on people who only work 1-2 days a week?

I'm sorry to hear things are so difficult, where do you work?

Pizza Hut.

Not a bad job really. Potential to make over $10 an hour when it's busy. But its killing my car.

I think - this is very rude of me to say - but you're probably made for better things than workingg for Pizza Hut.

Thank you!!

I think Thomas Paine is the chosen one destined to bring people back to the glory of the chatroom.

I've just been paid some hush money. Am I breaking the rules if I mention the hush money without mentioning what I'm hushing about?

I'll never forgive you if you don't tell me.

I would, but then I'd have to give you the hush money, and then how would I pay for my Zelda concert ticket?

Zelda concert? You and your video games.

And anyway, my hushes are free. I don't think I've told you my last name but you KNOW me. If you can't trust your friends from your online bookclub, who can you trust?

Just saying you've been given hush money is a violation of the hush. Now give it back to me.

Hi Tom!

Pffft, like I play video games. I just casually crash other people's houses to beat them at their own games. I'm just lucky enough to have met a guy that's as ridiculous as I am and willing to pay 60+ bucks to watch Zelda's Symphony of the Goddesses. Just not alone... and no, we won't be dressing up... I might wear a green beanie.

No hush is free. I'll pay with money or general anxiety. And I think you told me your last name once. I can't remember. Did it start with a "C"? Do you know mine? Can I even trust you with that?

Well then I guess I have no reason to not tell everyone you're actually a 13 year old ballerina. I suspect a few people already knew, though.

You just *wish* I was thirteen.

I know all of Jessica's names and none of them starts with a C.

Dan's Avatar = definitely a dude with crossed arms in a hat.

I suppose I have no imagination.

You asked me and I gave you Ritt's last name. Biel. You couldn't even remember THAT. But Irina is correct.

I just assume your last name is 69.

That was a lie. I just noticed that. Is that a sex thing?

Your middle name is pretty awesome, Jess.

Ooooh yeaaaah. That's why I don't remember. Cuz you didn't tell me. Cuz you didn't trust me. So now I really can't trust you.

And it's only half a sex thing. It's also half an astrological thing. I'm a cancer. I'm also a cancer. Plus '69 wasn't a bad year, landing on the moon and all.

Thank you!

Whatever.

I thought it was like two sex things at the same time. But fiiiine, fair enough.

Oh c'mon. At least let me know your supposedly awesome middle name. It must be something like Isabella. Or Danger. Or Gladys.

It sounds Russian. And awesome.

How does this work? Did you freeze it? Is a new cake made? And why will your teeth be black?!

The wonders of wedding cake.

I've never really associated Zelda with good music. I know it's Koji Kondo, but still...

Now Final Fantasy and Nobuo Uematsu...

That's just me.

You freeze it, so it's not very fresh tasting, but it doesn't spoil or anything. Some of the icing on our cake was black, so our teeth were a bit tinged after eating it. We had our slices last night (so did the boys) and just threw out what was left. I need the freezer space and we got our money's worth!

I think my washer may be on the fritz now too.

I don't know if you remember me talking about this really obese guy at work who was diagnosed with some kind of cancer not too long ago? Some treatment thing didn't work so they have to do surgery but he has to lose weight first because he weighs probably 400 lbs. Someone got him a get well soon card for everyone to sign but they got him one of those giant novelty cards. He can't go to surgery because he's too big so let's get him an oversized get well soon card!

I want to say something but then i'll be the asshole for bringing it up because maybe i'm the only one who thinks it's insensitive to give an oversized card to an obese guy who can't have surgery because he's too fat.

There's nothing wrong with an oversized card, unless there's a fat person on it?

Guess i really am the only one who thinks that way.

Nah, I get it. I'd settle for a mid-sized card, though.

You're over thinking the situation, Stephen. As long as it gets filled with messages, it'll be fine. Small greetings cards from work people look lamer.

I totally agree, Hattie. A small card says: "Eh, yeah, good luck with that."

I had the stupid idea to wear heels today to school. Stupid because I spent 2 hours and 10 minutes in line to enrol, and I was standing the whole time.

I have been having crazy vivid dreams the past couple nights.
Everything from old family issues to being turned into a fairy. The magic kind.
But 2 nights ago I had a dream that I showed up to my head doctors office and he had to go and reschedual the apointment. Well I showed up today, waited for half an hour, then aclled him. His schedual got messed up and we had to reschedual.
Coincidence. Maybe, but stacked ontop of the odd dreams its still odd.

I can finally start flying in my dreams again too. Which is good becuase i wasnt able to for a couple months. I Lucid dream a lot.