Pointless Announcements

We've been broke as fuck but still managed to tip the pizza guy. There's no excuse for that.

In studying for an Art History exam, the other day I wrote down a bunch of definitions for terms that I have to know. One of the definitions, all I wrote down was "you know what this is". What the fuck, past me, I don't even know that that word means.

That's why I like old Nick better. He knew what things were.

Ha, I know like eight or nine things more than I used to. Old nick can suck it.

Dude, Nightrious, I've been to more ballets than you've had blackouts.

Last year when I was dating this one girl, around christmas she was watching some nutcracker marathon where they showed all the different versions of the nutcracker. She kept getting pissed at me when I would be surprised that I actually knew some of the songs.

I feel like my telling of that story is terrible, but it was fairly humorous when it happened.

I watched all of those.

Of course, I had friends in them, so I had to.

*My Movie Wife was in the Matthew Bourne version:

(second from the left.)

I think I've said it before but I'm under the impression that Tuffy is an ex-ballerina. If that's not correct, I don't ever want to know the truth.

I also wish to pointlessly announce that a hotel I've been staying at on occasion has swans in the lobby. I was too overcome by their peaceful beauty to take a picture. I chose this hotel mostly because of them. A different hotel was cheaper, closer to places I have to be, but it didn't have a goddamn fairytale creature across from the omlette bar.

I'm easily excited, I suppose.

When you next go there, take pictures.

I almost stayed in a hotel last night.

PA: I went to a Halloween party where all the gay and lesbians kept dry fucking me.

In a few days... It's happening.

Dry fucking sounds so much more unpleasant than dry humping.

One is a middle school dance and the other is probably rape.

Eh, close enough.

Exactly what went through my mind. *shudders*

I am new and what is your avatar?

It's a sundae.

A painting of a sundae?

My psychotic next door neighbour decided it would be really fun to have a party at 1am last night and the music didn't stop til about 5.30. So selfish! I reckon it's because she's out of work right now and wants to remind everyone. This woman is about 50 and looks like a demented Annie Lennox. Anyway, when it came to the time to get up I decided to take the day off as my head was killing me. I wish I could complain but she's on the Board and would make our lives hell.

still, at least Monday's over.

It's a cowboy. He sits with his arms crossed and the brim of his hat covering his face.

I actually thought it was a praying mantis wearing a Santa hat.

I stayed in line a million years to get enrolled at uni today and didn't manage to do it before my class started, so I have to go tomorrow and then wait another 3 hours before my class. Today's upside, though, was that I had 4 hours between classes, so I took the trouble to go all the way to Subway (cravings!), then spent 3 hours reading in the park close to my college. And then we found out we're already going to be given homework for the Subtitling course and we'll only work on documentaries. Yay!

I thought it was a cricket in a fedora.

Imke: I saw the shout only now. I know, but I think the tickets are all sold out. I would've gone only to cuss at van Persie, the moron. My favourite player and he goes to the other side (Manchester United).

My friend would take people lawn decor when they did this.

Also I got the remote thing back for my car. I found it in my work pants.
And then I saw March fourth Marching Band last night with one of my best friends in the world.
Her and I were really close, slept in the same bed and that stuff for a while. Had sex once. She travels a lot so when she left I was sad because she realyl is one of my best friends. We had a bit of a falling out but last night was lots of fun.
Xia called her and asked if she would babysit me for the night, after Brooklyn(the friend) had ignored my calls for the week before. She is only in town for a few days.
But Now I am very tired, and making little sense.

I thought it was a dark picture of a corner taken by Mr. Brown.

Hi Jess.

It's actually a cross-bred mantis/cricket wearing a Santa fedora in a dark corner photographed by Mr. Brown.

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

How are you?

I mean, hi.

Hi Tom.

I'm dandy. You really confused me though. I saw Tom9d and thought "Why am I on page 2 of this thread?"

What about you? Were you summoned by the gravitational pull of the nostalgia in that I Miss thread?

I gotta go do some school but I'm pleased by all of this.

Hi Alecia.

...I was trying to refrain from using exclamation points, but now it looks like I'm not happy to see y'all, which I am.

Jess, that's a coincidence. I was on Twitter and it suggested I follow Chuck P., and it said like 17 people I know were already following it, so I went to see who, and it was a bunch of Cult people. And then I became curious and wanted to see what was going on over here and who was around and whatnot.

You have to stick around for a few days, okay? After that, it's whatever. But 5 days, deal? Deal.

I think it should be 9 days. tom9days

Haha. Ok, I'll stick around for a bit.

You should leave again right now on that note lol.

I'm on the tepid food and drink diet. aka: Motherhood.

i think Thomas Paine is a time traveler.

i double posted so here's a random image:

From the Future?

sure.

what is a honey boo boo.

You DO NOT want to know. Seriously.

i've watched a show where a lady snacks on toilet paper and another lady eats powdered detergent like it's powdered sugar.

i'm trained and i think i can handle a honey boo boo.

I am also called Tom, for short though. Also I don't believe in time-travel, it is a ridiculous concept like the Borges thing in which there is a list of animals by an ancient Chinese writer and the list is sort of like: a) Animals with hooves Animals with tails c) Animals that look like flies from far away d) Animals painted with warm paints e) Animals from books, time-travel is a nonsense of the sort that these categories of animals are also nonsensical.