Pointless Announcements

I hope that's just the working title... ohhhh it doesn't matter, I'd still buy it.

Ouch, that hurts Jess.

Like 4 inches, but it's cold out, ya know?

Things need to change inside me.

I can appreciate wanting to be better than what you are (believe me, I can), but you must also appreciate all that you have going for you.

Your post was rather vague, but if you feel like you failed in some regard, retool your brain into seeing it as a learning experience.

Thanks, but no. I didn't fail or anything. It's got to do with emotions lately. But I felt like being vague on purpose.

Librium.

Pesky emotions go bye-bye.

Problem solved, problem staying solved.

Yeah, I specialize in alcohol withdrawal.

I just went to dinner and came back and my roommate moved out while I was gone. Didn't tell me he was moving, didn't say anything. Sweet!

It upsets me to see a beautiful, talented young woman posting on facebook about how she feels so alone.

don't lie

also, don't be alarmed but I've been in the hospital for the past 7 hours. I've been sick and feverish and I was feeling dizzy and I fainted in the bathroom and hit my head on the corner of the sink. got a nasty cut on my forehead and a concussion. I'm okay though. lots of pain medicine, roommate is making mac and cheese, and boyfriend is coming as soon as he gets off of work to spend the night.
I am quite fortunate.

It's called fishing. Women who know they are attractive do this so guys will post about how beautiful and wonderful they are. Chat her up, man. Start casual. Build rapport. Invite her for a drink.. Etc..

Oh I asked because if you'd like shaved your head or something... well that would be cheating.

I AM ALARMED ALL THE SAME.

Why'd you faint and what do you have to do to make it stop happening?

it's funny you say that because here is the message I sent to my boyfriend, and that was his EXACT RESPONSE:

hey boyfriend, this happened. *picture of bloody forehead*
therefore, this happened. *picture of my wrist with hospital wristband
but don't be alarmed because madeleine's with me and I am okay *picture of me in a hospital bed giving a thumbs up*

my cute explanation didn't make him feel better.

Are you trying to tell me that I would make an awesome boyfriend?

Well duh.

I've been trying to tell you that for years but you've never asked me out.

I am glad you are okay camille. And that you have a loving boyfriend and others to fret over you.

What ever would she do without me?

Liliauna caught a bug. She has it under a shot glass on my livingroom end table.

She is calling it a Stink Bug.

She made me look up what Stink Bugs eat. I figured there were all manor of insects that would fall under the 'Stink Bug' label but I humored her and googled 'what do stink bugs eat?'

This came up,

http://www.pestworldforkids.org/stinkbugs.html

That is the exact bug she has.

So now the Stink Bug has a leaf under its shot glass prison with it and she wants to know if I think it might like a bit of apple?

I'm trying to talk her into dropping it in the fish tank to see what happens. So far she is not game. Says she likes fish and that would be fun, but she like Stink Bugs too and that wouldn't be nice.

And now I am bugsitting while she searches the yard for a greener leaf.

She decided to feed it to the fish.

"Okay. can I feed it to the fish now?"

The fish are going a little crazy, swimming faster and faster back and forth.

Nobody has gotten it yet, but I think they must be able to smell it.

Isn't there another stink bug around that you could replace that one with. I want you to put it in with the fish Pepper and I want to hear about it. I'm bored and watching Jersey Shore Marathon. I. Need. Real. Entertainment.

Read the post above yours Winnie!

She put it in with the fish.

Fish went a little crazy, have now calmed down.

Nobody has eaten it yet.

Liliauna just informed me, as I was typing this "Mom, mom! The Bug is Dead! It is just floating there. No one has eaten it Yet!"

<3 You're a wonderful mom.

Hahahaha you call those stink bugs! That's such a perfect name, I always hated the way they spoiled the raspberried in my grandparents' yard if they walked over the fruit. They have an ugly name in Romanian, but yours is very..descriptive.

Cammie, be more careful. Smooch.

I was just impressed that she knew the common nickname of the thing. I thought she was just making things up, but then they turned out to be true.

She's a smart girl.

I went to a concert last night and it wasn't very good. It was electronic music, along with visual stuff going on. The music was monotone, and it was just.. not very interesting. Oh well, I'm still glad we went, at least we know what that's like now.

Ladies and gentlemen, I had my first blackout last night. I'm fucking freaking out about it. I don't remember getting home, I don't remember leaving the bar, I don't remember anything... at all. How does one deal with this??? What the hell!!!???

Take it as sing that you need to slow down.

Regret.

Woah, that was a weird night. Fun though. I might take it easy the rest of the weekend though. Maybe go see Looper by myself.

I'm craving a Subway sandwich so much. And muffins and donuts and waffles and nachos and cheese dip and spaghetti. Not eating solids sucks. Next week I'm gonna eat like an elephant.

I was craving a Big Mac meal about an hour ago. On the plus side I noticed Roadhouse was on Tv.

Dude... that's exactly what I was thinking.

No one ever posts anything on the weekends.

Anyway, I was at the gym, and as I'm leaving, this little person stops me, because he notices my left hand. Apparently he got back from competing in the Paralympics in London. He asked me what was my sport and if I was in any training groups. It was an interesting conversation.

What is the condition you have exactly Mike?

I have cerebal palsey. The specific kind I have only affects the left side of my body. In elementary school I had to wear a brace on my leg. I don't have dexterity in my left hand (meaning I can grab things. I just can't give the peace sign or flip someone off, or pick up a penny off a table without sliding it to the edge with that hand). Funny thing, I can't even really wink with my left eye all that well either.

My friend has cerebal palsy affecting his left side too. I think he called it type 'something' I forget exactly what he said.
He tried out for the paralympic football team but didn't make it.
He's still training hard though.

Okay. I have been meaning to ask for a while but I keep forgeting to do so.

I am glad you don't let it interfere with being yourself or pay mind to others who wish to define you by it.

I passed out last night and cut my skull open. It bled all night. I bit my tongue, too. Not sure how it happened, exactly; I was playing Mortal Kombat 9 and then I said, "Man, I don't feel good," and then I fell off of a director's chair and landed on the top of my stupid head.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

ha.

Cheers.

That happened to me in the eighth grade once. I had just gotten home school, sitting on the edge of my bed watching BET, when suddenly I leaned toward the floor and saw black...then I woke up hours later in my bed as if it was only a nap, which it was.

All youse passin out like a motherfuck.

I use ta faint in the morning after drinking. I'd drink my blood pressure dangerously low and then faceplant. Sucked. I learnt ta drink less.

Today I saw a movie and bought shoes and legos and ordered a pizza.

A good day all around.

lawlz

Cheers

yes, I think Cheers is all I have to say about anything anymore

Sick in bed.