Pointless Announcements

I love you Sarah.
Was playing kings last night and the kings cup ended up being a mix of pbr and rum and coke. No joke, fucking delicious. I was also hanging out with the hippy girl that doesn't wear shoes anywhere, which I find incredibly gross, but out of nowhere she gets a hula hoop and starts doing this crazy dance routine. There's some stuff on youtube of people doing it at festivals. It was incredibly sexy. Fun night all around.

11:30 and we get the first rain this fall. This is a day to be cosy in bed with a book and tea.
Spring has sprung here and the blossoms are blossoming and the lambs are lambing and I can't wait to eat them up.
i´m scared for the lambs but hooray for spring.
Why did I think it would be a good idea to play basketball after a twelve hour shift? I guess I miss it. I had fun even though I'm going to be hating life when I wake up.
This sounds lovely! 
oh my god I know. I like her blog and I've made her recipes but I watched the show once and I was like wtf is this shit
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
just finished watching a couple of documentaries about north korea. i don't know why i do this to myself on a nice sunday morning.
Just heard from a friend of our that another friend who owns a restaurant nearby might want to offer Gabe a job as a dishwasher, he has an opening starting in a week. That is pretty awesome.
He has been trying to find a real job for about a year now but there isn't much available up on this hill we live on, he has his couple of yard work jobs he has been doing for a while now but I think this is going to be better for him. I told him and he got excited.
On Gabriel excited equals his face perking up and a half smile and thoughtful nod.
Boy is too logical for his own good. He makes me smile so much.
From now on I'm considering anything under $3 a shitty tip.

Lucy had the best night's sleep she's had in months! Only up twice, down at 7.30 and up at 1.30 and 5. Phew. I hope it's the start of a new routine.
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You don't want to know.
Nobody does.
I might be going on a mountain-/cabin trip (first EVER!)this coming weekend, and I'm so nervous! It all depends on the weather, but so far it's looking good. If we get to go, we'll be staying here:
Wow, that cabin looks so lovely! I hope you get to go!
I have a week off the last week of October so we may go to Yorkshire as I haven't seen much of it. Unfortunately it will probably be FREEZING but I'm going to still pretend I'm Cathy on the moors. I wish September would hurry up!
WOW! Enjoy!
Tell him he will indeed thank you one day. I should have got braces when I was 10. I never got them and my lower teeth are all crammed now.
This is the second time he's had them. He had them when he was about 10, but that was to correct an underbite. This time they're on the top and bottom teeth. When it's all said and done, I will have spent about $8K on his mouth. HE BETTER THANK ME ONE DAY. 
Really, though, I'm happy to save him the expense of having to deal with this later, and he won't be self conscious about his teeth when he's older cause we're handling it now.
Same! Mine aren't horrendous, but they're not lovely and straight
You're doing the right thing. Somehow I want to get braces even now, but then I remember my mum's been putting off getting a couple of new teeth because implants would be too expensive, and that I don't smile with an open mouth anyway.
My upper teeth are all straight and nice. That is why my wisdom teeth are killing me right now, because this left one sprouted (?) and it's already pushed one of my two front teeth a bit to the side. I hope it gets fixed by itself once the tooth is no longer there.
Speaking of teeth, Lily and I had this conversation this morning:
Me: Go brush your teeth.
Lily: But I don't want to brush my teeth.
Me: I don't care, you are going to brush them.
Lily: Do I have to brush the ones I don't want to keep?
Hahahahaha...
Need to find another (As in 2nd) job. Just something I do 1 or 2 days of the week to pick up some extra hours. Pizza Hut, while it pays decently, isn't cutting it.
I hate how some of these company sites let you search for open positions an only show less than 10 in the entire country.

So I'm kind of an uncle now.
Olivia Isabella Nigrelli is my neice's name.
Pictures to come.
Congratulations Mike!
Nieces and nephews are great, I have 11 total + 2 step ones, so 13 actually. (but four of them I never see
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I imagine they are almost as good as grandkids.
(I had to edit this because I counted wrong! Bad aunty)
Pictures!
Here she is.

congrats! she looks new.
My but that's a lot of vowels. Whatever will they say at the yacht club?
'Grats, Mike. Enjoy.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Congrads.
PA: Mom is driving me insane. She's doing her "My life sucks and I'm miserable so I'm not going to rest until every one around me as just as miserable and depressed as I am" routine.

I just saw a dad, with his children in tow, whistle at some attractive twenty somethings walking by him.
Not only is he charming(the whistling), but he's clearly virile... What kind of girl wouldn't want that?
I weep with embarrassment for my gender sometimes.
The kids need a new mom.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
My but that's a lot of vowels. Whatever will they say at the yacht club?
'Grats, Mike. Enjoy.
That's what my mom said. I agree to an extent. No one usually sees a middle name.
Thanks everyone. She's just a couple hours old at this point.
Dude, that's a beautiful fucking name. I wonder if she'll go by "Olive", "Ollie", "Izzy", or "Bella" (not gonna touch that last name).
Si vis pacem, para bellum
She is beautiful Mike.
I love the name, too.
Lovely baby and very pretty name. Congrats, Mike.
I wanted to call Lucy Olivia, but the bloke wasn't keen.
Thanks! As I explain in the Buzzkill thread, I didn't get to have my full attention on her when my brother called on my iPad, but from what I did see, the picture does not do her justice. She's so cute and wiggly.
Earlier, my brother said to me on the phone that he thinks she looks a little like me. Huh. Poor kid. 
In my experience, most babies aren't terribly good looking right away.
The baby up there with the long ass name is ridiculously cute.
And I'm 54 pages into printing 79 pages of 10 point font, single spaced (whenever possible) notes.
I'm worried about the rain forests.
Olivia Isabella Nigrelli is my neice's name.
Pictures to come.
Yay, congratulations!
I love being an aunt.
All the family reunion stuff reminded me that I don't have a family. It kind of sucks. It was 254 posts back, though, so I guess I'm a little out of the loop.
Congrats on selling you house, Tuffy. Congrats on the baby, Mike!
Take care, everyone!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Really, though, I'm happy to save him the expense of having to deal with this later, and he won't be self conscious about his teeth when he's older cause we're handling it now.
I realized how important a sexy smile is to me. The other day, this guy smiled, he had perfect teeth, full lips, and dimples. I nearly died when he smiled. I wanted so bad to ask if he had braces and talk about his teeth but I feel like that's kind of strange...to talk about teeth.



So funny that the Dr. Seuss character STILL can't find anything better to do than gossip about me.
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