Pointless Announcements
i'm looking forward to procuring this later this week:
a co-worker brought my attention to this delicious whiskey and it's the smoothest sipping whiskey i've had in a while.
i think trader joe's sells this for less than $30 a bottle.
Artist's Conception
HOOAH!
I fell in love tonight.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
How does boyfriend feel about that?
This is why we can't have nice things.
How the heel can all you people pinpoint the day, moment you fell in love? I've never been able to do that.
I don't pinpoint the actual day I fall in love, but rather the moment that I know.
I love that Nightrious has two left fists.
I fall in sight with people all the time but in love...not so sure about that. Still trying to figure that one out.
Tomorrow I have to do a self introduction speech for class and I forgot my homework/notebook at work. This week-weekend has been off kilter for me. Overall I had some fun times. Got to talk to a lot of cool customers and their adorable kids, worked in the kitchen which was a change of pace, and went out with my friends/coworkers 'til 4 in the morning in LBC. Good times.
I think love makes me stupid.
Not like... oh, I overlook his obvious faults and buy his bullshit... but like... I can't add anymore... and I like... say like a lot more and forget how to work a sentence.
Welcome to my world.
I hear that it makes me run for the hills. My friends tell me I'm scared of commitment. They're right, but I've yet to internalize that as a problem.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Maybe I'm blaming love for the side effects of taking a cake semester followed immediately by an intensely unindustrious summer vacation.
But it took me 20 minutes (that's a guess, I can't count) this morning to figure out that -8+6 do NOT equal 13. And even now I pulled out a calculator and double checked that shit. There are other forces at work here.
It makes me read a lot of wikipedia pages.
Fucking love. What did it force you to learn about today?
Typically, it would go something like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_map
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_bonding
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin_receptor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G_protein-coupled_receptor
and things just spiral from there...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pair_bonding
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_selection
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird-of-paradise
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_discipline
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knowledge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justified_true_belief
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_bias
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_correlation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_disorder
And so on and so forth...
I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.
It's a trap!
There's a reason my brain doesn't let its guard down until I've only a few weeks before I leave wherever I'm at.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
It makes me play Jenga in the dark while meditating.
I don't even really understand what this means.
But you're welcome.
I don't even really understand what this means.
But you're welcome.
You don't understand what it means because you're in love, obiesly.
It strikes again.
I'll try not to end my sentences with prepositions.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
THe meds I am on makes me not hungry, ever. And makes it so I drink like a 13 year old girl. 2 drinks and I am drunk. I used to drink like a pro. I just thought you all should know incase your looking for a cheap date.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I really want soup. Something simple, and easy on my stomach. Then I want a cat or a smaller sized dog to take a nap with. I would then like a burrito for dinner followed by a sit down and a book.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I made meatball stew for dinner and there's leftovers. It's not simple, but it IS delicious! You could have some if we lived in the same city.
I also am vegatarian...but I do love stew. Mail me some?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I love love but love hates me.
Do you know what I want? I want to watch a movie. I don't care which movie. But I want to watch it with a woman lying with her head on my chest or lap. I want that wonderful feeling of you're here with me. You WANT to be here with me. And there's nothing I'd rather do than have you be comfortable with me around.
Oh yeah, PA:
I had another Cult dream. Last night's guest star: Irina Marina!
I was in a class and had to take a test. It was about the moon or space or something. I'm having trouble on it, and I look over and see Irina breezing right through the test. I think Phil was there too, but he was just in the background, drawing Justin on the board for some reason.
It's sunny and warm right now, but it's supposed to snow soon.
I will be so pissed off if Andy Murray wins this US Open final. Pick up your game, Novak!
I was in a class and had to take a test. It was about the moon or space or something. I'm having trouble on it, and I look over and see Irina breezing right through the test. I think Phil was there too, but he was just in the background, drawing Justin on the board for some reason.
Mine was about a mob of protesters launching golf balls at a crowd. I was in the crowd getting pegged by flying golf balls even though I wasn't part of the thing they were protesting. Eventually I got up close to them (after walking up a steep hill - catching, dodging and deflecting balls the whole way up) and told them to knock it off. Then I went to a classroom to edit someone's video on an old computer that ran like shit. I was supposed to have a partner but she ditched me.
there's a lot of love talk in here. I'm really weird about talking about the details of it but yeah it happened.
I have a dentist appointment tomorrow so I brushed my teeth extra well this evening. thought about flossing but I'm not going to pretend to be someone I'm not.
yolo.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
DAMMIT 
I fergit what "yolo" means.
Nor do I care, I guess.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I don't know either.
I'm exhausted, going to bed, night y'all.
pleasnobaddreamspleasenobaddreamspleasenobaddreams
I made a very awesome beef and barely soup for dinner.
I got the bill from stanford for when I broke my wrist (which still isn't all better yet). The one where they looked at at, said "Eh, maybe it's broken. Hard to tell with these things."
$1498.oo
So, that is $374.oo a pill. As all they did was give me four Vicodin and tell me to get lost.
Oh yeah, PA:
I had another Cult dream. Last night's guest star: Irina Marina!
I was in a class and had to take a test. It was about the moon or space or something. I'm having trouble on it, and I look over and see Irina breezing right through the test. I think Phil was there too, but he was just in the background, drawing Justin on the board for some reason.
Sounds about right. Let this be true on Thursday when I have that super important exam to get into a postgrad programme.
The tights I bought today are too big and make my legs look blotchy. GRRR I hate being a woman sometimes!
you're having real problems with tights lately!
so is the UK press going Andy Murray mad right now? I hate him.
Nor do I care, I guess.
It means you only live once.
It is a stupid stupid phrase that most people who use it, use it to excuse the stupid things they do.
Having unprotected sex, yolo!
so is the UK press going Andy Murray mad right now? I hate him.
I know, it's ridiculous! If only I could wear trousers, hmph!
Britain have always had a love-hate relationship with Andy Murray. The hate isn't always entirely justified, but I agree that he's a bit of a sour puss. I think it's nice for Dunblane (Andy's town, which has a very sad past) that he won and to finally see GB getting some tennis trophies. Anyway, I didn't watch it - was it 5 hours of tension?
Nor do I care, I guess.
It means you only live once.
It is a stupid stupid phrase that most people who use it, use it to excuse the stupid things they do.
Having unprotected sex, yolo!
just to be clear, I was using it highly satirically
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I feel like I am slowly slipping out of the group of people that is up to date about all the newest phrases and hypes online. I've been in that group for quite a while, it's a weird experience.
I just saw Drake on the internet. What is wrong with him? Is he deformed? His brow/hairline/forehead area is all jacked up.
yolo.
You gotta make them work for it. Were I rich enough to hire housekeepers, I'd probably clean up a bit first because my mom taught me shame. But I wouldn't dust.
What I'm trying to say is... you did the right thing.
you are wise beyond your years
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I didn't die today. I washed the windows in my room, and I live on the 6th floor, so whenever I have to wash them on the outside, I have to climb on the windowsill because yes, I am that small and don't reach up to the top. Luckily they open inside the room. Otherwise I'd be doomed.
Mum made lasagna and churros tonight. My stomach is going to explode.
That is the most amazing thing I've seen all day and probably will see all day. And I just woke up! I might as well go back to sleep now.