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I'm wearing a new pair of underwear. They're from the Gap.

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Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

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that reminds me. I need to get some new underwear...

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The Gap has quality chones. If not into Gap wear, you can't go wrong with Fruit of the Loom brand underwear.

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Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

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i also need some socks. pants and shirts and whatnot i got plenty of. I'd love to get me a nice suit...for what i have no idea. but i'd still like to get one. I don't really have anything else to fashion parade with.

edit: I'm just curious if editing this will make everyone come to here first when they click this thread...

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Go to the salvation army and try to find a nice, cheap suit. Then come back and fashion parade it.

 

I go on break in 20 minutes.

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Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

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[url=http://www.tellysavalas.com/images/wallpapers/screen4/1024x768.jpg]Greatest desktop wallpaper ever?[/url] You be the judge!!

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Moonie might think so.

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Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

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So this is what its all come down to eh?

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I have to teach my spanish class for 25 minutes in spanish about ordinal numbers. Today.

This is my semester project.

This is my fate.

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Eww, Good luck, dude.

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Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

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I did not go to school yesterday.  My plan was to not go today, either, and perhaps not ever go again if I could help it, but it looks like I'm going to be failing at that.  That is my pointless announcement.

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Pointless Announcements!  I'm so thrilled to have you back.

 

More importantly, I am waiting for Nate to buy a suit and Fashion Parade it.  Or his new socks.  Whatever.

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I think you shouldn't be such a quiter clara. Stick to your goals!

And: I think I'm grounded, but I can't be sure until I try to leave and get yelled at.......

Plan: Don't get catched.

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For Jekala. You're slightly cuter.
 
 

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Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

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I don't know, that's a pretty fucking cute hedgehog.

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I need a hedgehog. 

 

No, I probably need something else.  Something with cuddles included. 

 

I don't know yet.  I haven't had enough coffee.

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 I've been off work all week all poorly sick Sad

 

Well, I went in tuesday which didn't do me any favours. That was before I went to the doctor who said I had gastroenteritis. Yeah I'm just looking for some sympathy. I am feeling a bit better today. But sympathy can still be given. Thanks in advance.

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I'm sorry to hear you're sick, Alex. 

 

I hope you're feeling much better shortly.  Take care and make the most of your time off of work  - if you can.

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Aww.  That definitely doesn't sound like a fun illness... it actually sounds quite messy. Hope you feel better. Wink

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Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

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Alex get better!

And to frank and the glamhoth..... I don't find that at all funny.

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I said you were cuter... slightly.

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Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

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I'm OODALS cuter than any hedgehog!!

Although, when I was really little my hair kinda looked like that. All photos taken of me between the ages of 0-3 look like someone electrocuted me.

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I'm OODALS cuter than any hedgehog!!

Although, when I was really little my hair kinda looked like that. All photos taken of me between the ages of 0-3 look like someone electrocuted me.

 

pix plz!

 

and thanks guys, hopefully I'm on the mend now. ugh I have watched more daytime tv in the last few days than in a lifetime.

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Of course you are Jessica. I was just kidding.

 

When I work midnights, I sometimes stay up until noon or so and get into watch daytime TV. It's bad but I often can't get enough. That being said, I'm going to take a nap. Anyone wanna come cuddle with me?

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Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

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Oh, all right, I'll be there in a minute.

 

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Although, when I was really little my hair kinda looked like that. All photos taken of me between the ages of 0-3 look like someone electrocuted me.

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 I would like nothing more right now than a cuddle

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 oh hey thanks Al! 

you know I am so sad I didn't get to meet you Sad

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I like this thread because I don't have to scroll down and click to a second page. in a little while i will hate this thread...

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I was thinking the other day that as soon as PA is passed the first page, we should make another one, and continue the trend forever.

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My PA is that work sucks, and life generally is comprised mostly of suckage, and this town sucks worse than most towns (ask Adelaide) and that all of this suckage is, or, well, I don't know where I'm going with this. I have 1400 dollars in the bank.

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you should take it all out of the bank in single dollars, lay it on the bed and roll around in it for a while, then take it all back and deposit it again.

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That would be very uncomfortable:

 

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take it all out in american paper dollars then. you'll get even more that way!

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I got my dad all the way to the dialisis center today before I realized we took the wheelchair out of the car yesterday and didnt put it back. So I had to come home, load it up and drive all the way back there to give it to him. the only thing keeping me from getting pissed at this is that it's friday and i don't have to worry about taking him up there again till monday.

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Now those are just precious.  Hopefully not violently evil like hamsters.

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You know who I miss? The chron.

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Did you give up the chron forever or just temporarily?

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I got quite seriously attacked by a hamster in a garden centre once. I was petting them like it told me not to when one bit my finger, its teeth went through my nail and it wouldn't let go, I was shaking my hand violently and slamming it against the side of the cage but it just wouldn't let go! Eventually it let off and there was enough blood to make it look all gory and shocking and some garden centre spaz came up and said, "Oi don't put your hand in there," and reprimanded me while I bled all over my t-shirt!

 

I just didn't know hamsters had it in them but they can be all psychotic, I haven't seen them the same way since...

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Alecia wrote:

Did you give up the chron forever or just temporarily?

 

I gave up the chron for January and only January, but I think it's ridiculous that I got high every day for three years so I think it's best I stay sober for three years, or something. Thing is, the only reason I won't smoke a joint right now (there is ALWAYS weed in the house, and in abundance) is because I haven't smoked weed in almost two months. This means that if I smoke, there will, in the future, be no reason not to smoke, and as life is quite boring and often filled with pain, it seems likely that one joint will lead to a multitude of joints, which I know leads to a mindset which makes me capable of things I'm normally not capable of because of extreme happiness, which floods my mind pon the first puff of chron, but it is a false happiness, a masturbatory happiness, which in turn is just a trap that leaves me lifeless and surrounded by people in a similar state and all conversation turns to awkwardness and then they want to watch a movie, which I can't do because my attention span has dwindled like a--you know, we actually had a problem with having enough papers. They come in packs of a hundred. My brother and cousin would say, "Don't waste them!" when I discarded one for being flawed. Roll with a bent edge, they'd say. Because sooner or later we would be out of papers again and we would have to hit the pipe, which hadn't been cleaned in months, which may have compiled to actually create a year. ..

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Nightrious wrote:
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Did you give up the chron forever or just temporarily?

 

I gave up the chron for January and only January, but I think it's ridiculous that I got high every day for three years so I think it's best I stay sober for three years, or something. Thing is, the only reason I won't smoke a joint right now (there is ALWAYS weed in the house, and in abundance) is because I haven't smoked weed in almost two months. This means that if I smoke, there will, in the future, be no reason not to smoke, and as life is quite boring and often filled with pain, it seems likely that one joint will lead to a multitude of joints, which I know leads to a mindset which makes me capable of things I'm normally not capable of because of extreme happiness, which floods my mind pon the first puff of chron, but it is a false happiness, a masturbatory happiness, which in turn is just a trap that leaves me lifeless and surrounded by people in a similar state and all conversation turns to awkwardness and then they want to watch a movie, which I can't do because my attention span has dwindled like a--you know, we actually had a problem with having enough papers. They come in packs of a hundred. My brother and cousin would say, "Don't waste them!" when I discarded one for being flawed. Roll with a bent edge, they'd say. Because sooner or later we would be out of papers again and we would have to hit the pipe, which hadn't been cleaned in months, which may have compiled to actually create a year. ..

Well, I commend your self control.  That stuff always made (er, makes) me feel very enlightened, but I'm sure it's a false sense of intellectual euphoria. I talk alot anyway, but chron turns me into a soliloquising, Wiki-reading fool. 

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Alecia wrote:
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Alecia wrote:

Did you give up the chron forever or just temporarily?

 

I gave up the chron for January and only January, but I think it's ridiculous that I got high every day for three years so I think it's best I stay sober for three years, or something. Thing is, the only reason I won't smoke a joint right now (there is ALWAYS weed in the house, and in abundance) is because I haven't smoked weed in almost two months. This means that if I smoke, there will, in the future, be no reason not to smoke, and as life is quite boring and often filled with pain, it seems likely that one joint will lead to a multitude of joints, which I know leads to a mindset which makes me capable of things I'm normally not capable of because of extreme happiness, which floods my mind pon the first puff of chron, but it is a false happiness, a masturbatory happiness, which in turn is just a trap that leaves me lifeless and surrounded by people in a similar state and all conversation turns to awkwardness and then they want to watch a movie, which I can't do because my attention span has dwindled like a--you know, we actually had a problem with having enough papers. They come in packs of a hundred. My brother and cousin would say, "Don't waste them!" when I discarded one for being flawed. Roll with a bent edge, they'd say. Because sooner or later we would be out of papers again and we would have to hit the pipe, which hadn't been cleaned in months, which may have compiled to actually create a year. ..

Well, I commend your self control.  That stuff always made (er, makes) me feel very enlightened, but I'm sure it's a false sense of intellectual euphoria. I talk alot anyway, but chron turns me into a soliloquising, Wiki-reading fool. 

Joe Rogan (Ha!) believes that weed has zero negative effect on people other than their unwillingness to do things which are boring. He smokes a joint before his Jiu Jitsu classes. When I smoked weed, I liked to sit there and do nothing. I would listen to Nirvana and smile, that's it. IT. That's what I miss, too. I think the real problem with weed and I, is that together, there was no mental exercise.

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I'm going to a wedding today. Its on the beach and the weather is a bit crappy so I hope it fines up.

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Nightrious wrote:

My PA is that work sucks, and life generally is comprised mostly of suckage, and this town sucks worse than most towns (ask Adelaide) and that all of this suckage is, or, well, I don't know where I'm going with this. I have 1400 dollars in the bank.

 

Truth; it's the suckiest sucktown that ever sucked.

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NICK!!!  It's time for a w00+ off!

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I slept three hours too long.

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Pff...now you regret the rule, don't you!

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Um, no.

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I am super pissed.  I went shopping earlier and got a really cute dress, a pair of butt lifting jeans and a shirt, right?  Well, the stupid hefer at the counter FORGOT TO PUT MY SHIRT IN THE BAG.  It's sure as hell on my receipt, though!!!!!!!!111111111 (<---intentional kthx).  Now Imma have to go back downstairs into the mall (on a day when there's like 12 different kids' groups visiting down there) and convince them they I didn't just hide the shirt somewhere and that I'm not trying to rip them off.  I don't care if they have to shut down the store and take inventory, I'm walking back out of there with either my shirt or my money. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 I feel really bad.  There's a party tonight, and even though I know I'd enjoy myself...I don't really want to go.  I feel like a big failure since not getting into Juilliard.  No one even really knows about it, but I still feel like they do and I still feel like I'm being judged.  And I'm all paranoid and suspicious about all my friends lately.  I avoid them because I feel like I feel like I'd such a, I dunno, burden.  Plus I'm pretty sure I don't have much of a chance of getting in anywhere else I applied, and either way, I wouldn't want to go.  It seems like everyone else just gets into their first choice and that's that.  

 

Plus everything I once liked doing seems kind of silly and pointless now.  Apparently that's a symptom of depression.  And I feel pretty awful and there are tears in situations where there should be none so, who knows.  The embarassing thing is just the fact that it's such a douchey thing to get so upset about and I wish I didn't care so much.

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