Pointless Advice topic

Is this better?

No there wasn't. Channing wasn't wearing boxers in that picture.

LMAO nice!! A Channing fan!

Haha now he's fucking a guitar in his pic.

Noah is prone to displaying his manbits. Caveat emptor.

Hey I have never fucked a guitar.

I love how he has two posts but they only difference in them is that one asks "What is that?" and the other asks "What is this?" I find that highly amusing for a reason I can't even explain.

Floodiebang wrote:

big S wrote:

what is that?!

Hedwig and the Angry Inch is a 2001 American musical comedy-drama film based on the stage musical of the same title about a fictional rock band fronted by an East German transgender singer.

This has turned in the Naked Flood Fucking Instruments and Popping Pills Thread.

Floodiebang wrote:

big S wrote:

What is this??

Hansel Schmidt is a philosophical East German "slip of a girly boy" who loves rock music, and is stuck in East Berlin until he meets Luther Robinson, an American soldier. Luther falls in love with Hansel and the two decide to marry. This plan will allow Hansel to leave communist East Germany for the capitalist West. However, in order to be married, the couple must consist of a man and a woman. Hansel's mother, Hedwig gives her child her name and passport and finds a doctor to perform a sex change. The operation is botched, however, leaving Hansel – now Hedwig – with a dysfunctional one-inch mound of flesh between her legs, the eponymous "Angry Inch".

For some reason, I don't believe Noah when he says he's never fucked a guitar.

Whats there to fuck, I am not about to try to fit into one of the ports.

Ha thanks BigS. Sounds interesting for sure.

Noah, lets see 'em.

Guys? I have to ask.... Where do you see a guitar in the picture??

On your dick.

The first time I ever watched lifetime I was 18 and my sister in law and I got all engrossed in movie after movie and couldn't believe how great this channel was and were raving on and on about it and lost an entire day and then at some point a guy came along and laughed at us and pointed out that it was "Television for Women" and we felt like silly girl idiots after that and couldn't watch it anymore. It was like we found out we were being mind controlled or something. I always chuckle about it to myself if I remember.

I totally posted that in the wrong topic.

I don't care. Not editing.

I saw a video once where a bunch of fat girls were walking up a hill and all of them crying and a really fat one goes, "I'M SO HUNGRY!" That was the first time, I think, that I laughed at cruelty; aware as I went on hysterically with the guffaws to the point of not being able to breathe that as soon as this laugh ended, my soul would be gone forever.

God help you if that girl had gotten drop kicked into a snow banking right after saying that.

Yeah, we're more familiar with Noah's junk than our own.

Lots of scrote in the Dress Down thread. Lots of scrote.

I'll be at the Dress Down Thread!!! Later!

Ha, sorry again guys, just a shit couple of months and I was twatty.

And I laugh at cruelty all the time. Sometimes you just can't help yourself. I find myself losing my shit when I see someone partially slip on ice, spaz out, then try to act like it didn't happen. Or if they fall. As long as theyre not completely hurt, I can't help it. Just happens.

I look away so they don't know I've seen their shame because I don't want anyone to feel embarrassed for being a goober.

My reaction is different depending on the age of the person.

If they are between 12 and about 55 I try to hide the laughter. Over or under that age I rush frantically and try to hug the tears away and find their mommy/significant person with them.

Should I post a pic of my face with now that there's all this talk of scrotes and gay shit? Sure why not.

I don't have a good picture of my hair

My hair is a dark to light brown with some auburn to blondish highlights at the very ends. I was actually thinking of going lighter instead of darker... but I want something different.

It is so pretty just like it is though.

You have no chin in that picture.

I scraped it off on the cement...and thank you. Yeah, I'm debating. I just really want something different. I've been growing my hair out for a while now and it's time for a change and since I'm not cutting it and my friend's salon is having a happy hour special next week i'm tempted to get it dyed.

I still think you should go with red. I was thinking about getting mine dyed too, maybe the dark chocolate I was when I was 18.

Aww, Pepper, that's even cuter.

audreythirteen - wow hi Gorgeous! Great lips! OK so anyway- I don't know like how you dress, your overall style so it may be hard for me to suggest help. Umit kind of sounds like you have the colors you want already when you say "dark to light brown with some auburn to blondish highlights", Do you want to try a BIG change? Try dirty blonde with light blonde, ALMOST to bleach blonde highlights! Maybe try three different shades of blondes sort of blended together!

Also, are you going to a salon or doing this yourself? Because then that changes everything

Well go for it.

Consider whether you are a summer or winter skin tone (do you look better in purple[winter] undertones or orange[summer]?) before you decide on a shade.

Jaz, go lighter. Change is yay!

and thanks to pep, imke and irina for advice too.

I can't see you as a blonde, honestly. I think your skin tone, eyebrows, eye color, etc. is too dark to go blonde. I think your natural color is gorgeous!

Don't listen to me, though, because I haven't put any chemicals in my hair since about 2001, and I think hair dye/bleach/etc. is bad for your hair.

Bleach it white and dye the roots purple.

Go two tone! Rock my old hair, only becuase I miss it to much. Or a very deep dark red.

Jaz , I too agree with Alecia. I think you should maybe get some dark red and dark brown low lights put in. Hattie is right on the two shade thing. Also, Alecia with your coloring, I think you would be unhappy with the blonde. I have about the same level of dark brown hair as you. If you went anywhere near a blonde level, you could go with a dark Carmel color, but I would stay away from platinum, whitish or yellowish blondes. Darker Carmel would be as light as I would go in the blonde range. My two cents would be a red, you could go with an auburn and if you wanted to go funky you could go with actual RED and even dark Possibly black along with the red. I think with those dark eyes of yours, that would be lookin mighty sexy Jaz! I don't know if you've seen it on Pinterest, but you can take the Chalk Pastels and apply them to your hair to add some funk. Chalk ones, NOT oil. The oil ones will not come out of your hair. Since you're an artist I thought you may have some of the chalks and you can give it a try. The girl that they had a pic of only put them on the bottom 2 to 3 inches of her hair. All different colors. I thought it looked pretty cool. Try looking it up. My Internet is down and I'm to lazy to do this on my phone right now.

black and white.

I look horrible with black hair. I've done the two tone ( Black and Red) was my first actual hair dye sesh. Then that turned into Black and blond. I've had chocolatey brown hair, auburn and reddish hair. I've had blondish hair before with reds and chocolatey browns but I really want to try out a honey blond hairstyle. If my mom can pull it off I'm pretty sure I'll look fine with blond hair. One of my friend's actually thought I had blond hair at one point.

I do love my natural hair color I just really want to so something different and have a fresh new look.

Ask a hairdresser! I think you could definitely be a blonde, it's just a matter of picking the right shade.

Well I am going to my friend who is a hairdresser so we'll see what happens.

Is there a way to send a note to/ask our upstairs neighbours (whom I have never met) to keep their kid (I assume it's a kid) from running around their apartment all day without sounding like an asshole? I wouldn't normally mind but it's like constant running around going on overhead from 12-6 every day. Sometimes starts even earlier.

Not really.

unless you just had a baby and need to rest or someone is deathly ill in your house, no matter what you say your going to sound like the jerk that doesn't understand they have a kid.

I've been on both sides of that ceiling. Noise maker and noise assaulted. Sucks.

You can still say something, but you will basically be asking them to stop their little kid from running around.

I guess if the kid is school age I'd say mention it to them, it is reasonable to ask a school age kid to keep the noise down. If the kid is younger than that, it is kinda futile and will just make their life A LOT harder and possibly make them angry with you for the request because of it.

Yeah, I figured.

I've never actually seen the kid, or the people that live there. It's just really loud and really irritating, especially when I work from 6:30am, the only thing I want when I get home in the afternoon is peace and quiet. It's not like I can say I'm a nightshift worker, but ugh. There's a park 30 seconds walk down the hill, let the child have some fresh air and run around there!