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Post Here And Tell Me Something That Happened To You Today And I'll Assign You An Episode Name From House, Deadwood, The Sopranos, or Game of Thrones.
Went to the gym. Making plans for a friend's birthday party tomorrow. Don't have any food so going out to a restaurant with a coupon.
Great thread btw.
House, S2 EP16: Whac a Mole
Great thread btw.
Deadwood, S2 EP 10: Advances, None Miraculous
Ritt is somewhere right now trying over and over again to pronounce this thread title.
I forgot to use a sixty cents off of two purchase of unsweetened almond milk at the grocery store earlier.
I only know Deadwood and The Sopranos.
Woke up with a slight hangover and realised I was being a much bigger asshole last night than I meant to come off as at all.
I went to the dollar store and bought two 2-liters of cheap, no-name brand coke and some bread.
I drew drew a sea turtle with oil pastels. First piece of artwork in ages. Will post it here later. 
I only know Deadwood and The Sopranos.
Deadwood, S2 E5: Complications
House, S2 E10: Failure to Communicate
House, S3 E19: Act Your Age
*That's French for give me some fucking cola.
You'll get your episode when we see the sea turtle.
Turtle. From the sea.
Thought about and tried to interpret my porcupine nightmare (which, if you missed my post, was about a lone porcupine in a room full of cats, lots of them, shedding it's quills into all of them because it brought the porcupine sexual enjoyment) over a stale (re-heated via microwave) coffee with vanilla creme and milk, except I forgot the milk, while watching Once Upon A Time In The West.
I went to The American Girl store with my aunt, mom, and grandma so they could buy a doll for my grandma. I was losing my shit within the last 15 minutes of being stuck in there. I got close to hyperventilating when we had already purchased the doll and clothes but they kept stopping to look at more stuff and then continued to have a day long conversation in the bathroom right in front of the sinks.
I bought a book by my favourite surrealist writer and he signed it for me.
Fat mysith tie-tie yaynf(silent)od sawgit.
House, S2 E10: Failure to Communicate
I haven't seen it, but the title nails it.
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That's what I said.
Woke up.
Shaun of the Dead.
Dying alone and unloved.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Turtle. From the sea.
Deadwood, S3 E8: Leviathan Smiles
Game of Thrones, S1 E8: The Pointy End*
*one of two Eps that Sir George RR Martin wrote himself
Deadwood, S1 E9: No Other Sons or Daughters
Deadwood, S3 E6: A Rich Find
Shaun of the Dead.
Dying alone and unloved.
House, S5 E13: Big Baby
House, S2 E10: Failure to Communicate
I haven't seen it, but the title nails it.
Without looking, I will guess it was that episode with the autistic kid. It's one of those mysteries that would be easily solved if the kid could talk.
Be right back:
Nope, journalist with garbled speech.
This Mexican at the gas station stared at me in my purple shades like he was gonna do something about it.
I had a lighter chucked at my forehead and I started bleeding.