Pep, Pep, Pep, Yay!!!
Amber, happy birthday. I hope you have a great day and an even better year. I think you're pretty great and if you didn't know, now you know.
I love Pepper
I got you a field of flowers Pepper Am
Some machetes to get you through whatever it is you need to get through
And a cake
Happy Birthday!
Ooh dammit, I was gonna give her a field of poppies.
So I got you this instead
And a bunch of brushes
Happy birthday, you're pretty amazing!
Happy Birthday Pepper!
You are the bestest. You deserve a really special day.
:3
Happy Birthday, Amber!
I think this muffin has little bits of that flower you like...
I hope you have a happy birthday because you're great and I'm glad I've gotten to know you a little. Plus, you totally deserve it.
Happy Birthday to You Pepper! I hope it's everything you wish for!
Whatever Whore!
HapPEPy birthday! Hope you had a lovely time x
AMBER! YOU DA BEST!
Oh my goodness Amber! Happy Birthday! I'm sorry I'm late. I hope it was great!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
In Norvegica, gingerbread is called pepperkaker.
They are shaped into adorable hearts like thus:
Why, you may ask, are they all broken?
Only for the most adorable reason ever...
A heart-shaped cookie is a powerful thing.
Happy birthday, Pepperkaker.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Yay! Thank you guys so much. I love you all, loves.
As of half an hour ago it has been officially 31 years since I made my bang of an entrance and barely lived past that (just got off the phone with my mama recounting the whole story, so now I have to recount that to you all) three day labor, with my mom not eating anything for most of it, cord around my neck multiple times and needing to be whisked immediately away to have all the poo I made in protest of the event pumped out of my lungs. I ate shit and lived bitches! Take that life (or death), haven't got me yet.
Frank, I think you are wonderful too. Don't forget it. 
Mont, I have no idea who or what Tim and Eric are, but thank you for the wishes anyway.
Nate! Now I know! Thank you! Awesome.
Jazzy, Poppies! And Machetes! I was running low on both. Thank you. :)I'll drink the beer (some of my favorite brewers too) and kick lifes ass some more with them.
Irina, that cake is so beautiful. James gave me a fantastic new easel today, I'll paint all the things with those brushes. Thank you.
Rosie, No you're the best! Yellow roses are my favorite ever. They make me so happy inside. Thank you.
Taylor, pepper cake! I hope it is spicy! thank you so much.
Alecia, hell yeah. We're the same age! Cheers.
Imke, i love the butterfly on that cake. So pretty. Thank you.
Jess, yummy muffins, I'll think about flowers while I gobble them. Thanks.
Winnie, it is everything great so far. Thank you.
Number chick who's name I think is Amy, thank you. It is very lovely. We should get to know each other better. I think you seem pretty cool.
Fano! You're the best!
Mena, you aren't late at all. Thank you.
Tuff, can't wait to see the pepperkacker (whatever that is) Thanks babe *eyes the orange cones around tuffs spot* .
You guys know me. I'm not one to complain.
But how in the world is a 29th birthday considered a "Gold" one?
Well, we didn't wanna tell you, but tomorrow, you'll start shitting gold bricks. CONGRATS!!
You've been a great friend Amber. I hope this day is one of the greats for you.
Alchemy!
Rumpelstiltskin!
fix'd
Midass touch!
You guys know me. I'm not one to complain.
But how in the world is a 29th birthday considered a "Gold" one?
I'm not one hundred percent sure in this case, but usually your golden birthday is the day your age equals the day you were born on. So in this case the person was born on the 29th, therefor making it their golden birthday. Its a guess anyway.
Thanks sweet. Wasn't the best but one of the better.
Wouldn't the mid-ass be right in the stinker hole? that's gross to touch that!
but the Mid-ass touch turns shit to gold so it doesn't matter if it's gross, you shit gold!
Digestive system as the rainbow-toilet as the pot. Fuck yeah St. Patty's.
My name is Amy, yup yup!
Sorry I'm late but I hope you had a wonderful day!
I'm late too, but I'm glad that it sounds like you had a wonderful birthday, Amber. You certainly deserve it.
Thanks Hattie and Kit We like to celebrate for a whole week in my family, and the birthday person decides where in the week the actual birthday lands, so you aren't late at all, still a party!
mustve been some party.
did they get ya?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
love the land before time reference!
happpy pappy, joy joy
ooda ooda ooda,
from the old dirty bastard himself
posing as a white kid
wearing some sweatpants
a white undershirt covered in
colorful stains: origin unknown
smelling like BO and practically every cologne you'll find in his medicine cabinet
but mostly rootbeer :sassafrass:
strange drug analogues cooked up in the kitchen he forgot about and ended up burning the pot so much his buddy robert thought it would never come clean
where was I? oh yeah! the pot! i forgot to sm...
over the white shirt e's gotta pinstripe longsleeve; pins alternating blue and black.
the left sleeve is rolled up to the elbow, right sleave just the cuff is folded back
he's bald but would rather have a huge rabbinical beard with birds nesting in it.
he just took his slippers his mom gave him for christmas a long time ago off.
allen and his mom are heading to the airport to fly to a destination where Al'll finally pop the question
Dave's feet smell worse than he remembers ...
okay, here's the best part: a small amt. of purple master is sitting to his left. ;D
happy, joyous, hopefully beautiful vacation from true responsibility for as long as you can squeeze it outta yer loved ones. 
They almost got me.
Youngest people in the whole bar, by about twenty years, aside from the wait staff and owner and his girl (who we know) and one really drunk girl trying to but in on all the couples dancing. No dancing for me, I tried to dance with drunk girl, but she wasn't interested in anyone but all the old guys.
what a pity!
They are shaped into adorable hearts like thus:
Why, you may ask, are they all broken?
Only for the most adorable reason ever...
A heart-shaped cookie is a powerful thing.
Those things look a lot like ducks or geese.
well they fucking arent!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
:burstsintolaughterandeveryonethinks[ohmygod, he really is nuts!]:s
Frank are you keeping an eye on this? lol ^
Whatever Whore!
Mmmmmmmmm, pepperkaker.... Those looked like swans to me by the way.
That's what I thought when I sae them too and I asked myself why Tuffy was calling them heart-shaped. But then the next picture made it all clear.
I as hearth broke.
Um. I mean
No, you!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Look at 'em! They're even taking a lil sip at the milk when their necks hang over the glass!
Waterfoul. Don't. Drink. Milk.
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL THING! STOP TRYING TO RUIN IT!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Who are you to say what they can or can't do?
If the gays can get married then water fowl can drink all the milk they damn well want!
You know who else wouldn't let ducks drink milk? who was that? Oh yeah. Hitler!
I'm not sharing my lovely heart cookies with any of you.
Swans!
Are lactose fucking intolerant.
I thought it was a Tim & Eric reference.
None the less. Happiest of birthdays.