"Pack of Red Apples... Dollar forty"

Someone bring Baris his pipe and slippers.

Don't forget the lotion for his ashy knees and elbows.

Haha he is old!

to try and get this back on track, my fags cost 2.70 euros per pack. Which why care packages to friends studying in Britain ALWAYS include cigarettes. I remember back when I was studying abroad having to smoke those vile Richmonds if my cigarettes hadn't arrived from the darling, darling Homeland.

Packs here have those big ass warnings on them "SMOKING KILLS" and such - at first people rushed to buy cigarette cases, then they got desensitised and used to them. Occasionally you get a guy who buys a pack of cigarettes and asks to be given a "cancer" warning instead of an "impotence" one, but that's about it.

[QUOTE=jane s.]The cheapest ones here in Nebraska are like $2.50.

When I went to Spain it was awesome, the cigarettes said things like 'SMOKING CAUSES DEATH' in giantic shouty letters on them. I should've bought a pack just for that.[/QUOTE]

round here they tell you SMOKING CAUSES CANCER, SMOKING IS KILLING YOU and my favourite SMOKING MAKES YOU IMPOTENT.

I think the real question is, who buys packaged apples?

Butch.

[QUOTE=scerpica]round here they tell you SMOKING CAUSES CANCER, SMOKING IS KILLING YOU and my favourite SMOKING MAKES YOU IMPOTENT.[/QUOTE]
I like how it says seriously in the warnings, but I'm reading it as someone saying it and trying hard to convince you how bad they are for you, [I]seriously[/I]!