"Pack of Red Apples... Dollar forty"

Dude, you ever been to England?

I don't smoke, but I can see mates that do having to cut back on bread and housing to get their pack a day.

I think it is $3.49 right now for camels.

[QUOTE=Riddlegimp]Dude, you ever been to England?

I don't smoke, but I can see mates that do having to cut back on bread and housing to get their pack a day.[/QUOTE]

Man, London is insane with cigarette prices. Killed my bankroll when I was there.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Man, London is insane with cigarette prices. Killed my bankroll when I was there.[/QUOTE]

I think it's like £400 a pack! I saw a homeless guy with some Regal once - I told him to go get a fucking house on Mayfair!

[QUOTE=Riddlegimp]I think it's like £400 a pack! I saw a homeless guy with some Regal once - I told him to go get a fucking house on Mayfair![/QUOTE]

I sold my friend to drugdealers for a pack.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]I sold my friend to drugdealers for a pack.[/QUOTE]

so what did they do smoke his ass

[QUOTE=UbikRex]so what did they do smoke his ass[/QUOTE]

They filled his body with holes gee.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]They filled his body with holes gee.[/QUOTE]

fucking perverts! What kinda drug dealers you handle with B.

[QUOTE=UbikRex]fucking perverts! What kinda drug dealers you handle with B.[/QUOTE]

There's only one kind. Scum sucking scum of the earth dealers. They're the lowest of the low man, fucking scum.

Some day a real rain will come.....

...and all the dealers will buy umbrellas.

how much smokes in lets say...china.

All those Chinese cigarettes are being sold in our pubs over here. 2 quid a pack and they're filled with glass and thalidomide and vomit and aids and god knows what. I'll take three.

Will you hand me a towel Mr. Beautiful Tulip?

The cheapest ones here in Nebraska are like $2.50.

When I went to Spain it was awesome, the cigarettes said things like 'SMOKING CAUSES DEATH' in giantic shouty letters on them. I should've bought a pack just for that.

what is that pulp fiction..

I'm gonna go buy me a pack...all this conversing has got my throat wanting to be dry.

A...B, I just got that poster of OoS on my wall recently along with Copland and L.A. Confidential.

7.50

I'm lovin' it.

I loved the frankness of the fags my friend brought back from skiing in france.
Instead of 'Smoking harms your baby/the lungs', it just said 'YOU WILL DIE.'

wow, this is my 7,000 post.

congrats

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]I loved the frankness of the fags my friend brought back from skiing in france.
Instead of 'Smoking harms your baby/the lungs', it just said 'YOU WILL DIE.'

wow, this is my 7,000 post.[/QUOTE]

I've seen tobacco and alcohol ads in British magazines that are almost as blunt as the French warnings. Unlike the warnings in the States, the European warnings are larger, almost in your face

Canadian cigarette packs come with the warnigns but with pictures too, usually of rotten lungs, or tumours or "Smoking causes erectile dsyfunction..." with a picture of a limp cigarette.

In Washington a pack of Luckies ran me 5.25 at the corner grocery, the one with the ATM in the adult video section :)

The guy who worked there was a sweetheart, and I LOVED being a daily regular of his...

One time I tried to buy a six pack of Pabst at 5am, and was crushed when he wouldn't let me

Anyways, they're about 3.50 here in Kansas...

[QUOTE=succotash moon]The guy who worked there was a sweetheart, and I LOVED being a daily regular of his....[/QUOTE]

So did you find anything else good while you were there/?

god, america is so spoiled and boring. i want cigarette packs that tell me i'm going to die.

[QUOTE=big S]god, america is so spoiled and boring. [/QUOTE]
I think you are spoiled and boring.

I always liked those giant billboard ads that showed a cigarette being cut open like a vein and having all that creamy goo inside.

well i think you are boiled and sporing.

Touché.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]I think you are spoiled and boring.[/QUOTE]

well he is american.

[QUOTE=big S]well i think you are boiled and sporing.[/QUOTE]

like I said...he's american.

[QUOTE=Earthbound]I always liked those giant billboard ads that showed a cigarette being cut open like a vein and having all that creamy goo inside.[/QUOTE]
I like the adverts where it's meant to look like the cigarette is a man's willy and then it falls off.

Ha! Impotence.

What's with those ones where people smoke balloons?

[QUOTE=UbikRex]like I said...he's american.[/QUOTE]
takes one to know one.

[QUOTE=Earthbound]Ha! Impotence.

What's with those ones where people smoke balloons?[/QUOTE]

WhipIts?

[QUOTE=big S]takes one to know one.[/QUOTE]

Ouch man...very ouch...pfft. I cross the rio grande bitch!

yeah well i've been to ALASKA. so there.

[QUOTE=UbikRex]WhipIts?[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't that kill you?

For a second there I thought you meant a whippit. Y'know, like a greyhound?

[QUOTE=big S]yeah well i've been to ALASKA. so there.[/QUOTE]

Trying to hide from the faggos I take it right?

[QUOTE=Earthbound]Wouldn't that kill you?

For a second there I thought you meant a whippit. Y'know, like a greyhound?[/QUOTE]

no its those CO2 cartridges you empty into a plastic bag or a balloon breathe in quickly and shit. I had some fuckit friends that did this in highschool. It was sad to watch, the pot helped with that.

no way, there are tons up there. besides, i already mentioned how funny i think gay people are.

You're boiled and sporing!

that was completely uncalled for.

[QUOTE=big S]that was completely uncalled for.[/QUOTE]

You're not american! You're some weaker knock off like...british or somethin

[QUOTE=UbikRex]You're not american! You're some weaker knock off like...british or somethin[/QUOTE]
No. Americans is a big retarded mutation of the British.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]No. Americans is a big retarded mutation of the British.[/QUOTE]

Your brits are the ugly hair mole and rot teeth that deserved to be exorcised from our way of living! Atleast are figure head dummy is entertaining to listen to, yours just collects dust and farts 800 times a day!

[QUOTE=UbikRex]Your brits are the ugly hair mole and rot teeth that deserved to be exorcised from our way of living! Atleast are figure head dummy is entertaining to listen to, yours just collects dust and farts 800 times a day![/QUOTE]
Shut up nobber

Gas Bag!

Maybe you should shove your retarded thumb up my ass.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Maybe you should shove your retarded thumb up my ass.[/QUOTE]

Its not retarded, it just slightly aschew!

EDIT: Um...okay.

Jeez, CHILD CARE!