Owen Warland's Illicit, Illegal, Without Permission Pics Thread

Actually I was making fun of your blonde hair and red complexion.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Six On The Dot [/i]
[B]I bring the pain, hardcore from the brain...let's go inside my astroplane...
Argh. I got a Mehthod Man cd and a cappacino for Christmas, so forgive me for quoting like the hyper little bastard I am. [/B][/QUOTE]

You got a coffee for christmas? Isn't that a bit... liquidy... to be wrapped up?

How does blonde hair even think of relating back to pizza.

-Bohonkie

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Bohonkie [/i]
[B]How does blonde hair even think of relating back to pizza.

-Bohonkie [/B][/QUOTE]

Maybe it looks like cheese?

Looks like mozarella cheese.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Six On The Dot [/i]
[B]Or the crust. Stuffed crust, perhaps. [/B][/QUOTE]

That shit was uh... the shit.

They stopped doing it over here.

Nahh, crust isn't that light, he's one of those Pizza Hut pizza's they dont do anymore, you pull the crust off, put it in some dip and eat. He looks like one of them after the crust has been devoured.

Wonder where he keeps the dip!

Grae, that is the most stupidly esoteric insult ever, given the number of posts it took to even [i]explain[/i] to us what you meant by it..

Do we have to discuss what kind of pizza sauce his red face reminds me of now?

well, i'd have a slice of bohonkie pizza...

I wonder what topping Robert Goulet prefers.

Thank you Rohan. I was too stunned by his stupidity to even post a comment.

-Bohonkie

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]well, i'd have a slice of bohonkie pizza... [/B][/QUOTE]

I'd hand-toss your dough any day, sister.

-Bohonkie

What activity can you NOT make into a sexual innuendo? I can think of none...

-Bohonkie

ROFL

i got called "sister" in two consecutive posts. don't know what to say about that...except that it's kind of creepy coming from someone who offered to hand-toss my dough, wink wink.

I'd sprinkle some of my gooey mozerella over you any day, fuck friend.

Better?

-Bohonkie

MUCH.

there no ambiguous role-playing with "fuck friend"

What I wouldn't give to stuff your crust with sauce...

Shit, I'm all outta names. Little help here?

-Bohonkie

damn, i'm hungry for some pizza...

I'll iron your clothes any day.

I said that to my English teacher once and she laughed and then told some kid in the class the same thing and he was really weirded out by the whole thing. Yes, I have an odd teacher.

Your teacher is normal, you are the one who is odd.

You need to make it more obvious, that innuendo is far too vague. Something like...

I'll steam your panties anyday.

-Bohonkie

Grae: Was that supposed to be an insult? Well? Can someone help me figure out if that was supposed to be clever?

Bohonkiesnoogums: It's good if it's vague if you are saying it to your English teacher.

Bohonkiesnoogums...are you making a move?

-Bohonkie

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Six On The Dot [/i]
[B]Xchuck, More pictures.
More I say.
You too, pantysteamer. [/B][/QUOTE]

Who the smeg is pantysteamer?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rohan
[B]Grae, that is the most stupidly esoteric insult ever, given the number of posts it took to even [i]explain[/i] to us what you meant by it.. [/B][/QUOTE]

i don't know, but this might just be the best use of italics ever

I think that would be me. Refer to one of my above posts...I made a sexual innuendo involving steaming panties...

Correct me if I'm wrong.

-Bohonkie

xchuck, you shouldn't be saying stuff like that to your english teacher anyway; if ya ain't got the sack to do it with panache, well, you should stick to moby dick jokes.

morning after, kids.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]xchuck, you shouldn't be saying stuff like that to your english teacher anyway; if ya ain't got the sack to do it with panache, well, you should stick to moby dick jokes. [/B][/QUOTE]

I've never made Moby Dick jokes. I always thought they were dumb.

Woah. That jacket is fucking sexy, Six.

Six: Whoa, you look a lot different like that..... I have no idea which way I like more... acutally... I think I like the short hair more. Not that it matters.

short hair is good when done right. lots of girls fuck it up, especially ones that are trying to do something 'interesting' or 'different' with it.

chin length is the best. ever.

I prefer shoulder length, straightened...Mmmmm

-Bohonkie

I select my girlfriends based on the following criteria (in order):

1) Figure
2) Length of Hair
3) IQ

So, basically, long hair rocks. I love snogging some chick when both our hair is out, and it's tangling around the both of us. That is the coolest feeling in the world.

my avatar is fucking hot. just for reference.

moooi in like febuary. i don;t wear my hair like that anymore though, and the colour's grown out a bit more, but ya get the jist.

(oh and i dont wear my laaaaaaaame school uniform anymore )

the cool thing about short hair - it shows off the neck. oh yes.

necks are hawt.

and my fave pic of myself (because i look like a complete arsehole...)

[img]http://www.geocities.com/botella_de_rubella/promity5.bmp[/img]

i like neatly trimmed hair, but i don't mind a clean shaven look on the right girl.

........we are talking about pubic hair, right?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]and my fave pic of myself (because i look like a complete arsehole...)

[img]http://www.geocities.com/botella_de_rubella/promity5.bmp[/img] [/B][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/cantseeshiitrayredx.jpg[/IMG]
Crap hosting = no hotlinks.

i'm partly at fault. what can I say? i like my neatly trimmed lawn. and like, where else could i ever talk about it but here?

*suspicious face* well i could see it.

anyhoo...

you look kinda like this chick i met a few weekends ago.
she was telling me how i reminded her of beck (when i still had my hair) and how i was so 'iconic' and such. yeh. neato.

Poetry need not be the only shirtless guy on the thread.

Ouch. I didn't know how low quality the pic was... or just how ugly I was!

My Christmas tree! Isn't it big and beautiful?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]*suspicious face* well i could see it.

anyhoo... [/B][/QUOTE]

u have huge eyes.

Which is a good thing.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by owenwarland [/i]
[B]My Christmas tree! Isn't it big and beautiful? [/B][/QUOTE]
just like my penis... picture coming soon...