Omegle...Talk Dirty to Strangers. It is intresting.
Did you read that one of Frank's?
Did you read that one of Frank's?
Yeah but Frank's was an obvious gimmick, he really pushed the BS meter. I wouldn't have believed him.
and for example the person he was chatting with, i doubt was a character.
and this is coming from someone who thinks half the people here are second accounts,
So...We are still going to die. Right?
You can never knoooooow! Oooooooh!
You: boobs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: m/f
You: F
Stranger: cool
Stranger: whats uo
You: not much and you?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: board
Stranger: out of my mind
You: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: do you....
You: yes
Stranger: wana have some fun 
You: sure
Stranger: aim?
You: yes
Stranger: nhxrunner48
You: bigballer44
You: let me see your balls sonny
Stranger: you sure your a girl?
You: ahem, yes
Stranger: your not online
Stranger: nhxrunner48
Stranger: let me see you
You: try this one. ScrotusMaximum88
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
Stranger: Heeey boy or girl ?
You: girl
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im a boy
Stranger: where you from ?
You: Canada
Stranger: Cool
You: where are you from?
Stranger: im from the netherlands (amsterdam)
You: do you smoke pot?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I dont smoke allways
Stranger: i smoke some sometimes
You: This is a U.S. Marshal. Stand by for IP authentication, we are processing all your statements from now on.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
alright guy, there's 168 posts in this thread and I think you have 234 of them. This is an intervention. Take a break!
and the worst part is that i post just 1/3 of what i chat!
So...We are still going to die. Right?
Stranger: Good day
You: and a good day to you, sirrah.
Stranger: ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Not that prison rape is funny or anything. He took it a little to far.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I'm a box!
Stranger: i love playing with box
You: Box says hi
Stranger: id love to sprinkle chocolate on your asshole and bite it
Stranger: meow
You: box folds down to prison rape defense mode
Stranger: ill treat you right baby
You: box doesn't appreciate ass rape...toss someone else's salad
Stranger: ill rag doll your asshole
Stranger: and then proceed to put a midgets head in it
You have disconnected.
Stranger: I'm 17, male, got a cam, wanna continue?
You: I'm a level 5 wizard looking for hot lesbian boobies!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Oh hey!
You: I'm a Level 7 Warlock, skilled in black magic. I'm looking for someone who completes me. No elves!
Stranger: What if this elf was British?
You: NO ELVES DAMMIT!!
Stranger: Fuck you chav
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: and a good day to you, sirrah.
Stranger: ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ahaha.
This thread is great. I can't believe its taken me this long to read it...
I really liked that LONG one...too funny...
Nyquill is how i go to sleep sometimes!!
On a scale of 1 to awesome I'm the sh*t.
You: I'm a Level 7 Warlock, skilled in black magic. I'm looking for someone who completes me. No elves!
Stranger: What if this elf was British?
You: NO ELVES DAMMIT!!
Stranger: Fuck you chav
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Haha...chav.
!
You: a
Stranger: b
You: c
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Call for awesome phone sex with a 19/f number: 267-670-4491
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
If anybody calls this number, let me know what happens.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Stranger: Hi there, I'm an omegle bot in testing, but instead of spamming, I play black jack with people.
Stranger: Send '!blackjack' to me to play.
Stranger: You can also leave feedback for the author with '!feedback '
Stranger: !help will bring up the help menu.'
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: hohohoho
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: '!blackjack'
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: !blackjack
Stranger:
Stranger: Blackjack started
Stranger: My cards: X 8
Stranger: Your cards: K J
Stranger: Value: 20 Type 'hit' or 'stand'
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: stand
Stranger: My cards: 3 8
Stranger: My cards: 3 8 3
Stranger: My cards: 3 8 3 J
Stranger: I bust. You win. 
Send '!blackjack' to play again.
All these messages were sent extremely quickly. I can't tell if this is real but I'm still playing with it.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Somethingawful discovered this site, too.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/chat-to-strangers.php?pa...
There is hope, but not for us.
Sweet.
Last night I was called a troll and acted stupid when he called me one, so he basically explained to me what it was to troll was. I stil pretended not to get it and accused him of calling me names. He then further tried to explain and posted a wikipedia page about trolling. I told him the link he posted wasn't and that it wasn't clickable (it was just an address not a link). He told me I had to copy and paste it in order to view the page. I told him I didn't know what that meant so he had to explain how to do that too. This went on for a bit. In essence, he trolled himself.
Post the Log!
So...We are still going to die. Right?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: have you ever played Diablo II?
You: hello freind!
Stranger: hey 
You: is that a pc game?
Stranger: yes
You: no i have friend who is startng 2 play
You: i do not though
Stranger: its' an awesome game
You: i play xbox
Stranger: wanna see my penis?
You: i do not know
You: how old r u
You: it wuld not be good if u were veryvery older than myself
Stranger: well.. are you a minor or adult
You: my family says is bad
You: almost adult in one month's time
Stranger: well.. im 18 as of November
You: r u a gay?
Stranger: so i just turned 18
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ?
You: oh sadly i cannot take part
You: it is against customs here
Stranger: aww why?
Stranger: where?
You: south afrca
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well can i see your penis?
You: i have none. have vagina
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ok I suck at these. This guy actually wanted to talk.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi freind
Stranger: hi!
You: how r u? welcome.
Stranger: goood thanks
You: today is almost chrsmas
You: very exciting. you?
Stranger: yeah!!!!!
Stranger: i loooove christmas!!!
You: what will saint nicholas bring urself?
Stranger: nothing.
Stranger: i dont need it
Stranger: how about you?
You: that is sad. were u naughty boy and girl in this year?
You: I can hope for saint nicholas to bless my family only.
You: it is poor times
Stranger: i go abroad every year, so that is my present
You: abroad to other cuntries? very exciting!
You: i wish to visit states one day
Stranger: yeah me too!!!
Stranger: i wanna go there.
You: wher u from?
Stranger: japan
You: oh!! that is exciting. my frend visited i am thinking tokyo for karate in this year past
Stranger: really??
Stranger: why TOKYO?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: yes. i think mayhaps a.... i do not know how to say... a large meeting of other karate students
You: south africa
Stranger: i live othere prefecture....
Stranger: south africa!!!
You: is good?
Stranger: do you have a gold?
You: what u mean gold?
Stranger: sorry i have to go...if you want, please send me a mail!!!!
You: i cannot have emails
You: mother steals them with looks
Stranger: thats bad....
You: yes makes sadness in me
Stranger: i wanna talk to you some day
You: mayhaps fate brings us to omegle again? xD
Stranger: do you have facebook?
You: no again mother steals looks. omegle makes no way for her looks to see.....
Stranger: ok... you are soooo kind to me!! thank you!!!
You: you are blessed hope to type with you again
Stranger: bye!!
Stranger: lolzaai
You: i'm a sailboat.
You: flippyflippy.
Stranger: great
You: WHAT ARE YOU.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: im a little pony
You: gay.
This is still so fucking funny.
There is hope, but not for us.
Hahaha, yes.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
Stranger: WHO IS ALEX NOYES??
You: que?
Stranger: 
You: espanol?
Stranger: no.. sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm glad he didn't say yes, I was running out of things I knew how to say in Spanish.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
Stranger: Hi
You: soooo
Stranger: whats up?
You: my cholesterol, you?
Stranger: the sky
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Psssh. At least my bad pun was original.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rofl
You: hey there
Stranger: hey
You: what's so funny, anyway?
Stranger: asl?
You: american sign language?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm see a video very funny
You: interesting
Stranger: you from?
You: CA
You: u?
Stranger: BR
Stranger: what years?
You: 1981 - present
Stranger: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: oh hey
You: hey man
Stranger: hey babe
Stranger: im asuming your a guy as you said man
You: you assume right
You: i'm assuming your a girl
Stranger: yeah i am
You: do you watch jersey shore?
Stranger: no what is that
You: a show on mtv about guidos
Stranger: what are guidos
You: ghetto italians!
Stranger: no are you one
You: no you are!
Stranger: no you want to flirt or what?
You: okay
Stranger: go on then]
You: pshhh just because i'm the guy?
Stranger: yeah well my pussy is wet does that help
You: dreadful whore
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from ?
You: australia
You: y0u
Stranger: do u like brazilians ?
You: i love brazilians (girls) im also a girl though lesbian
Stranger: nice
Stranger: me too
You: mm you B/G
Stranger: what ?
You: a goy or girl
You: boy*
Stranger: i'm a girl who like girls
You: we a matched made in heaven ahhaha
Stranger: yeah.
You: so what now
You: ask me a question
You: ...
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: i don't know..
Stranger: i'm shy
Stranger: you can start
You: wanna have sex
You: scissors
You: strap on dildos
You: bondage
You: get my little brother in on it and we can a three way he has a small dick so it would be like a vagina
Stranger: i like this.
You: slushies
You: i shit in your ass then cum on top and my bro sucks it out like a vacuum
your partner has disconnected
Are you a Sardine.
i fuck badgers, im a badger fucker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKqmXojzthQ&NR=1
i actually had an awesome conversation with this one girl on there about how we just come on here to mess with people, and we're legit friends on facebook now! It was cool. You find more people going on there to mess with people than you do the sex seekers.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Stranger: Bounce!
You: hello i love you wont you tell me your name
Stranger: Demi Lovato
You: demi lovato thats a heaps nioce name
You: mines franklin sharp
Stranger: Yeah. My real name is Demitria
You: are you a rusky
Stranger: Nope. I'm a celebrity.
You: really but are you russian
Stranger: I was in a movie called Camp Rock with Joe, Nick, and Kevin Jonas. I'm American.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i got a celeb !!!
Are you a Sardine.
i fuck badgers, im a badger fucker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKqmXojzthQ&NR=1
You: hello i love you wont you tell me your name
Stranger: Demi Lovato
You: demi lovato thats a heaps nioce name
You: mines franklin sharp
Stranger: Yeah. My real name is Demitria
You: are you a rusky
Stranger: Nope. I'm a celebrity.
You: really but are you russian
Stranger: I was in a movie called Camp Rock with Joe, Nick, and Kevin Jonas. I'm American.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i got a celeb !!!
i swear i had that guy today!! He started the same way and then said Jonas Brothers. I said Lady Gaga. then he said Demi Lovato. I said The Beatles. Then he said something else and I said Rolling stones. we just went on and on and on sending musicians to each other. Then he did something like Justin Beieber and i was like, Eww, no way. and disconnected. haha
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
this is pretty fun hey
Are you a Sardine.
i fuck badgers, im a badger fucker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKqmXojzthQ&NR=1
this is fucked up
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what up my nigger
Stranger: hey
You: im black so i can say that
You: okay if you aint black dont be saying that shit
You: or i chuck shit at you
Stranger: black ppl dont say that
Stranger: spic
Stranger: wet back
Stranger: beaner
Stranger: gook
You: dont forget disgustingly black fuck
Stranger: zipper head
You: thats a memorable one
You: haha clint eastwood
Stranger: kim jong il
Stranger: i dont get it
You: he says zipperhead in gran torino
Stranger: oh ok
You: to some fucked up slanty eyed cunt
You: , eys
Stranger: so are you lookin toi get touched?
Stranger: to*
You: apostrophe eys
You: whats get touched
You: like molested
Stranger: like i want to reach through the screen of yours and touch you
Stranger: and you touch me
You: oh yeah ok
You: it didnt work
Stranger: no it workes
Stranger: worked*
You: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It doesnt
Stranger: for me
Stranger: fuck you, it does
Stranger: weirdo
You: feel my mean tots
You: tits*
You: iloveyou
Stranger: i love you too
You: what you just did to me open me up sexually
Stranger: will you help me find my dada?
You: yeah son
Stranger: no not you
Stranger: my real dad
You: yeah oka
You: what do i do
Stranger: he was a part time clown
Stranger: last time i knew
You: is his name john gacy
Stranger: when is the last time you went to the circus
You: liek 4 years ago
You: or no i went to carnivale
You: the other day
Stranger: well, did you see any clown
You: nelson just said bros before hoes to miss krabaple
You: no
Stranger: ted bundy
You: sozz bra
Stranger: i think his name was
You: gotta love that guy
Stranger: he was a good looking guy
You: google him
Stranger: is he in Jail?
You: im not sure
Stranger: hhhhhmmmm
Stranger: im so lost
Stranger: with out dad
Stranger: ;(
You: wanna cyber rape each other
Stranger: yes
You: WITH KNIVES
Stranger: you just start
You: okay you little fuckhead i got a knife to your neck and slowly but ruggeredly taking off your pant and fucking your ass hard
Stranger: 46/m/US
Stranger: thats me
You: 12/m aus
Stranger: well this is gopod
Stranger: good*
You: now your time
Stranger: i want to spread your ass cheaks
You: i beating my dick raw
Stranger: put a wire hanger in the stove for like a half hour
Stranger: and then stick it in your ass
You: beating beating
You: .....
Stranger: then rip it out real fast
Stranger: and get myself off to you screaming
You: i brought these gifts for you there up in my bum
You: thats a little fucked but i kinda came all over the screen
Stranger: good
Stranger: good
You: keep it comeing
Stranger: i like that and i like you
You: i like you to
You: less than 3
You: <3
Stranger: I wanna tie you dick to a rope and tie the other end to a truck hitch and start to drive with you attached
Stranger: and keep going faster until you cant take it anymore
You: me getting grazed down to the bown
You: and im beating
You: beating my dick
Stranger: then when you start to drag
You: beating......
Stranger: ill let it go on for like 2 mins
Stranger: the put that bitch in reverse and run your ass over
Stranger: over
Stranger: over
You: beating beating beating
You: beating
You: beating
You: beating
Stranger: then get out and stick the tip of my dick in your blood
Stranger: then i guess i would take your mangled ass to the hospital
You: can i pull youe beard and for good luck
Stranger: yes
You: than come all over you face
Stranger: I like to have me eyes encrusted in jizz
You: getting stuck to your beard and theres food and nits all over it
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: you keep me up
You: ill come on you than put you in a walkin freezer and wait an hour or so
You: then chisle it off
You: and make them into cookies and eat them
You: then cut off little bits of you and make you eat them
You: nipples first swallow now
You: a bit of you knee
You: now swallow
You: where did you go you know you can just say nintendo if its getting to much fr you
You: NINTENDO!
You have disconnected.
Are you a Sardine.
i fuck badgers, im a badger fucker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKqmXojzthQ&NR=1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: It's me, Steve Buscemi
You: hey man i love you in reservoir dogs one of me favs
You: and fargo
Stranger: Thanks!
You: hows it going
Stranger: Are you enjoying the holidays?
You: yeah going to see my auntie tonight then chrissy tomorrow yay
You: you
Stranger: I'm just handing out with a few close friends
Stranger: g*
Stranger: Just got the fire started
You: cool anyone i would know
You: (actors)
Stranger: Michael Richards?
You: is that kramer
Stranger: yes
You: hey man
You: !!! you like a way better then buscemi
You: i wish you were mr pink
Stranger: No one's better than Buscemi
You: except kramer
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kramer
Stranger: Haha, agree to disagree!
You: rolls off smoothely
You: kramer
You: except hes a bit of a pussy with the whole heckler thing
Stranger: Hey it was nice talking to you
Stranger: I have to go
Stranger: Buscemi, out
You: ilove you pink
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
STEVE BUSCEMI AND KRAMER!!!!!!!
Are you a Sardine.
i fuck badgers, im a badger fucker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKqmXojzthQ&NR=1
Stranger: ey
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: horny female?
You: no you?
[10 second pause]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hey there
Stranger: hey
You: I'm Kevin Bacon
Stranger: Nice, i'm Chuck Norris
You: srlsy?
You: I could kick you ass chuck
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: NO
Stranger: Never
You: let's do this
Stranger: No
You: sissy
Stranger: Shut up.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quackquack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Sir, are you there?
You: We have the enemy surrounding.
You: Surrounded, even.
Stranger: hiii .
You: I can't type I'm so nervous.
You: Oh God.
You: What should we do?
Stranger: you a boy ?
You: Yes.
Stranger: you bi , or gay ?
You: No.
You: Sir, are you okay?
Stranger: i'm a friggin girl
Stranger: asl ?
You: 19/m/UK.
You: Since when have you been a girl?
Stranger: the whole time
You: Really?
Stranger: yeah dumm ass , you gettin an erection
?
You: No.
You: Sir, I need our orders, we're being shelled viciously.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: knock knock
You: Who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: Disco who?
Stranger: Disco Nected!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fucking brilliant, that was.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
You: I haven't used this before. What happens?
Stranger: we cyber
You: Oh. I've never cybered before.
You: What happens?
Stranger: we get naked
You: Oh. I've never got naked before. What happens?
Stranger: we take off our clothes
Stranger: you get on my dick
Stranger: just like that
You: How do I get on your dick?
Stranger: you already are
You: I am?!
Stranger: now i cum all over your face
Stranger: and leave
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: We have the enemy surrounding.
You: Surrounded, even.
Stranger: hiii .
You: I can't type I'm so nervous.
You: Oh God.
You: What should we do?
Stranger: you a boy ?
You: Yes.
Stranger: you bi , or gay ?
You: No.
You: Sir, are you okay?
Stranger: i'm a friggin girl
Stranger: asl ?
You: 19/m/UK.
You: Since when have you been a girl?
Stranger: the whole time
You: Really?
Stranger: yeah dumm ass , you gettin an erection
?
You: No.
You: Sir, I need our orders, we're being shelled viciously.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is classic.
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co2 is corellion, isn't it?
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Dude, is it?
I gotta know.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Why charlie sheen So Sexy So Hot?
You: cause I made him that way
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I'm talking with a Turkish girl about Nuri Bilge Ceylan. That kind of thing is what Omegle was meant for.
I have yet to find someone who actually wants to talk.
At least half the conversations end when the other person realizes 1) I'm not a hot european chick and 2) I don't want to talk dirty.
I hope one day to have a meaningful conversation with a complete stranger.
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They happen every once in a while. The conversations sometimes bleed into each other if you're on there for long enough. She disconnected, the girl, not abruptly, had to do something. I think the internet is a brilliant invention. Also, though, it's annoying when Americans start talking about 'Europe'. I can never handle those conversations, my genitals seize up and I wee blood. I have to hold my breath until I pass out or I go green and muscley and Bruce Bannering their stupid faces. No offence, like.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: asl?
You: 73,f,Mexico
Stranger: 73, u r by far the oldest person i have met on here
Stranger: u must have so much to share
You: yes i am. my grandson initiated me on this
Stranger: thats sweet
You: he wants me to find him a new grandpa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So...We are still going to die. Right?