Omegle...Talk Dirty to Strangers. It is intresting.

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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 01:21

#101

writemetolife

i'm a little lovebomb!

From: North Carolina

Joined: 07/11/2008

Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: 12 ;]
Stranger: im 17
You: wan do sex?
Stranger: u horny
You: mhmmm
You: wanna see how horny?
Stranger: sure
You: http://filipmoroz.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/unicorns.jpg
You: 2 horny lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u got email
You: mhmmm
You: magic@unicrom.net
Stranger: k
Stranger: i gtg
You: bye
Stranger: bye wait wut is ur nme
You: harpy jones
You: yours?
Stranger: nice to meet u harpy im jason

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 01:23

#102

Allen Wayne

Thank you Taylor(writemetolife) for the avatar! You Rule! :)

From: LosersVille, Pop: ME

Joined: 08/07/2009

chubby chops wrote:

Ritt wrote:

chubby chops wrote:

Ritt wrote:

Stranger: hello
You: Tom?
Stranger: Jim?
You: No
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: who's Tom?
You: Could you be him just for a minute?
You: plz?
Stranger: why?
You: It'd mean a lot to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Tom?
Stranger: ?
You: Tom.
Stranger: im not tom
You: Tom!
Stranger: douche bag
You: TOM!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: tom
Stranger: hi
You: tomtomttom
Stranger: male tom?
You: tomtoom
Stranger: asl?
You: tom/tom/tom
Stranger: gtg go then asl?
You: tomtomtomtom?
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: . . . . .Tom?
Stranger: yes!
You: TOM!
Stranger: omg! yes!
Stranger: I cant believe you found me!
You: YES, TOM!
You: Come home Tom! We miss you!
Stranger: You know i Have to stay here
You: NOOOOoooooo I want you to come home!
You: We need you here! I need you here!
Stranger: I love you!
You: prove it!
Stranger: I dsont know if i can do it.
You: Prove it by coming back to me!
Stranger: All i know is that I dont wanna lose you again. That worst thing that can happen now is that we get---
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This was a lesson in dumb...

You: Tom?
You: Tom is that you?
Stranger: yes
You: Tom comehome mama's sick
Stranger: me
You: Tom!
Stranger: really?
You: This is serious
Stranger: i do not go back home
You: Tom come hom
You: home
You: Your mother is very ill
You: she has cancer
Stranger: why did you break my bat
You: To are you there?
You: The bat flew away! He crashed in through the window
You: It was an omen that I was to become...
You: The Batman!
Stranger: why did you bully me?
You: Tom are you there? Tom pick up!
Stranger: so i don't want go back
You: You were weak tom it was easy
You: Bullying the wek is easy tom
Stranger: i'm not easy
You: You're easy to bully tom
You: You have to stand up for yourself
Stranger: i want enjoy my life
You: No chance tom
You: Life is bad
Stranger: haha
You: Suicide is the way out
Stranger: hahahha
You: grow a pair and just do it
Stranger: good
You have disconnected

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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 08:53

#103

big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

the beyonce one made me lol a little bit.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 08:56

#104

big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

hey, look at my first try:

Stranger: 하이
Stranger: 나이스투미츄
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i don't like this game i quit!

Stranger: STOP!
Stranger: SPAMMER TIME!
You: collaborate and listen
Stranger: You lost the game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 09:22

#105

big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

You: 하이
Stranger: 하이
You: 나이스투미츄
You: ha! sucker!
Stranger: 나이스투미츄투
You have disconnected.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:33

#106

Jill's Tit

From: BK

Joined: 05/05/2005

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heeeeeeeeloooooooooooo
You: Yo, you better not suck.
You: I have a question.
Stranger: I never suck
Stranger: whats your quesiton
You: Does our moon have a name?
Stranger: yup
You: Other than "the moon."
You: Or any version in a different language.
You: Like, a classification name.
Stranger: yeah it does
Stranger: is this for school? lol
You: Mental sanity.
Stranger: its called Luna
Stranger: thats the "scientific" name
You: No, that's the Latin name.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and thats what it goes by
You: I'm talking about like SL7364 or some shit.
Stranger: lets see
You: ....yes.
Stranger: googling as fast as ai can haha
You: [Editor's Note:] Mental sanity has decreased 15% and counting.
You: [Editor's Note:] 20% and counting.
Stranger: sorry babe
Stranger: i think you're fucked
You: ...well shit.
Stranger: yeah
You: So, what do we do now?
You: I... I can just go.
Stranger: BANG TILL THE MOON COMES OUT!
You: Oh, okay.
Stranger: YEEAAHHHH
Stranger: hahaha
You: That's kind of fucked up. Are you assuming that when the moon comes out, I'll lose all insentive to bang further? Are you mocking my moon-issues?
You: -s +c
Stranger: Surprise
Stranger: i never thought if it that way
Stranger: I apologize
Stranger: i wasnt thinking of your feelings
Stranger: We can bang after the moon goes down too
You: SWEET!
You: YEEAAAAHHH
Stranger: mmmhmmm
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so whats your name?
You: Sally.
Stranger: I'm Karl
You: No, it's not.
Stranger: no whats not?
Stranger: your name?
You: Yeah. And, you know, I'm probably just gonna keep on lying.
You: I mean that in the long run, too.
You: We might keep talking.
Stranger: welll
Stranger: im an astronaught
You: We might get to know each other... fall in love...
Stranger: and i do kno the moon name
Stranger: haha
You: But I can't stop.
Stranger: i can lie too
Stranger: im super bored
You: Yeah, me too.
You: Also, I'm pretty
Stranger: really?
You: .
Stranger: I'm pretty hot
Stranger: or was that a lie? lol
You: No.
You: ...
You: Yeah, no.
Stranger: wanna trade pics?
Stranger: i can go first if youw ant lol
You: Listen, you know I'm not gonna send you pictures of my REAL self...
You: I mean that in regard to the future, too.
You: We might keep talking...
You: fall in love...
You: But you'll never see the real me....
Stranger: awwww
Stranger: ok well im down with falling in love with you "sally"
You: u too karl, lol
You: omg karl thats such a sexy name lol
Stranger: was that a lie?
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmkarl
Stranger: cuz you're crushin me!
You: Do you know where my mouse pointer is pointed right now?
Stranger: at your screen
You: I'll give you a hint: it's a button.
Stranger: disconnect?
You: ...Maybe.
Stranger: Do it
Stranger: DOOO ITT
You: I'm gonna Disconnect, Karl.
Stranger: peace
You: I... I'm gonna do it.
Stranger: So do it
You: I wrote down what everyone's gonna get, and I filled out all the money arrangements with the lawyer.
You: I'm gonna disconnect now, Karl....
You: Would you like to... say anything?
Stranger: looooooveeee youuuuu
You: Before I.... DISCONNECT
Stranger: bye babe
You: Hugs and kisses. <3
You have disconnected.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:52

#107

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

Ohh. That one would have won if Karl would have ended the exchange.

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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:29

#108

Adelaide.Alexa

Ultra Brawlic

Joined: 04/23/2008

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
You: i'm high
Stranger: from?
You: an illegal substance
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: so
You: soo
You: well. this is awkward...
Stranger: why is that?
You: who starts a conversation with so?
Stranger: I do
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hello. I you a male or female?
You: i'm a male!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:24

#109

writemetolife

i'm a little lovebomb!

From: North Carolina

Joined: 07/11/2008

You: do you like
You: fight club?
Stranger: first rule of fight club is we do not talk about fight club
You: i love you.
Stranger: my life is average
You: keep going.
Stranger: what's your name first
You: jack
You: or
You: tyler durden
You: or marla singer
You: or
You: bitch tits aka ROBERT PAULSON
Stranger: patterson
Stranger: i think you mean robert patterson
You: pattinson?
You: as in
You: edward cullen?
You: as in
You: sparkly vampire?
Stranger: you ever get tired of the life you live?
You: nah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:38

#110

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

You: teenager suck
You: i hope you are not one
Stranger: I agree
Stranger: no I am not
You: i am fucking tired of them
You: especially the happy ones
You: fucking Twilight
Stranger: I hate twilight
Stranger: just because they found out that there is a great thing called books, dosnt mean the first one they read is the best one ever
You: the next teenager i see with a twilight t-shirt is going to eat my shit
You: fucking eat it
Stranger: haha, what a sight that would be
You: gargle my cum and fucking munch on my turd
You: fuck them all
You: the 90s were better
Stranger: aye
Stranger: exepth from the music
You: what are you kidding me, the music was excellent
You: what music is better now?
Stranger: I didnt say its better now
Stranger: I say it was better before
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:43

#111

writemetolife

i'm a little lovebomb!

From: North Carolina

Joined: 07/11/2008

Bah humbug.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:55

#112

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Stranger: hello
You: Are you a republican?
Stranger: no sir
Stranger: i voted for Obama
You: good i hate republicans
Stranger: hate is a strong word
You: fuck yeah i hate 'em. George Bush was Hitler!
Stranger: i am in pennsylvania. and you ?
You: DC
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: i used to care
Stranger: you should only worry about the two things in life u can control
Stranger: your thoughts
Stranger: and your actions
You: well i masturbate all day and smoke weed
You: i don't feel in control
You: they control me
You: i fucking hate my dad
You: he is such a motherfucker
You: he used to beat me with a bat when i was a kid
Stranger: yeah ive been there
Stranger: well not the bat part
Stranger: but ive been smacked around
You: it's never over
Stranger: life will get better
Stranger: im 31 man
You: im 29
Stranger: oh
Stranger: loser
You: fucking wasted my youth
Stranger: well then kill yourself
Stranger: just dont leave a mess
You: i can't
You: i tried
You: the pills didn't work
You: my liver is fucked up because of it
Stranger: wow
Stranger: your making me feel so much better about my life
You: i wish i could fucking do it
You: i am so fucking alone i need to tell you this
You: i am scared of death
Stranger: ok
Stranger: haha i cant wait for my death
Stranger: i want to see the other side man
You: what if there's nothing?
Stranger: but until then ill live my life
Stranger: nothing is something
Stranger: really it dont matter
You: no it will all be meaningless
You: nothing will fucking transcend
You: it won't matter what we do
You: we fucking die and that's it
You: i want to be something
You: worth something
You: even when i die
You: don't you?

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Thu, 08/27/2009 - 03:14

#113

squashedapples

Joined: 03/24/2009

Stranger: ho
You: hi-ho
Stranger: from?
You: australia you?
Stranger: france
Stranger: paris
You: wee
You: oui
You: Smile
You: just realized i said wee wee

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 15:31

#114

Remote-control

Tova C.E

From: Gothenburg, Sweden

Joined: 08/30/2009

littlemissmcrapey wrote:

that girl is asking for a raping.

Yeah. Absolutely. That is how it works. *Sigh* Maybe it's my sense of humour not existing again.

I've met a few really nice people through Omegle actually.
Don't know how that's possible, but it is.

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Tue, 09/01/2009 - 13:10

#115

gumshoe.go

From: New York

Joined: 08/31/2009

You: have you ever pissed your pants in public?
Stranger: when i was a baby!
You: me too. i cried.
Stranger: okay
You: have you ever been punched in the face?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Before that I spoke to some Chinese girl.
She showed me a couple of her photos.
I showed her my brother.

Mon, 09/07/2009 - 01:36

#116

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: what's up
Stranger: nothing really. you?
You: under heavy rain here, you?
Stranger: wait, are you a male?
You: yes
Stranger: can you tell me something
You: what?
Stranger: ok well, this isnt me, but do you think this is hot
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/1gjehu/3
You: well is not ugly, but is not what i consider hot
Stranger: i know huh
Stranger: like ewie
Stranger: ok thank you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 01:41

#117

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: this is dixie flatline saying howdy
You: hi dixie
Stranger: you are?
You: Franko
Stranger: well franko stop touching yourself in public
Stranger: god the bug on your ceiling is very angry
You: i am not touching myself yet
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: frank god really hates when you spill your seed
Stranger: he worked hard making all those sperm have a soul
Stranger: stop it
Stranger: even now your thinking about it
Stranger: there is no hope for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 01:53

#118

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: did you like twilight?
Stranger: not the best movie ever
Stranger: but yea it was oright
You: what's your favorite movie?
Stranger: 300
You have disconnected.

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 01:55

#119

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Stranger: this girl just dced me cause i wasn't a guy.
Stranger: :{
Stranger: it's like girls cant talk to girls anymore.
Stranger: wtf.
You: did you like twilight?
Stranger: um.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 01:57

#120

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Stranger: Hi
You: did you like twilight?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its the shittyest movie ever created on the planted earth, whyÉ
Stranger: ?
Stranger: *
You: what's your favorite movie then?
Stranger: Save the Last dance and unleashed

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 02:09

#121

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Stranger: hi, i'm m from indonesia
You: Did you like Twilight?
Stranger: yes
You: was it your favorite movie?
Stranger: i'm waiting for new moon, before i can make a descision
Stranger: Smile Big
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i'm 25
Stranger: u?
You: 29
You: what's your favorite band?
Stranger: paramore, cobra starship, the used, phoenix
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: are you male / female?
You: male
You: u?
Stranger: same with you
You have disconnected.

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 02:47

#122

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: What is the meaning of life for you?
Stranger: uhmm. to live it up i guess.
You: Do you use drugs?
Stranger: no
Stranger: and nvr will
You: What is the most important item you have?
Stranger: my dildo bitch!!
You: Do you use it often?
Stranger: every chance i get!!!!
You: Do you own a vibrator?
Stranger: yes of coarse!!! a guy cant live without a vibrator up his ass every once in a while
You: Have you ever raped someone while whistling "Singing in the rain"?
Stranger: yess, of coarse. i mean who hasnt??
You: Does your wife know you chat with strangers at night?
Stranger: i dont have a wife
Stranger: but i have a sexy ass bf
You: Are you a Top or Bottom?
Stranger: a top r u kidding me????
You: Are you a Bug Chaser?
Stranger: nooooo.
You: Do you think semen withens your teeth?
Stranger: hellz yess it does ive gotten amazing results
You: Did you like Twilight?
Stranger: no i hate it
You: What's your favorite movie?
Stranger: all porn
Stranger: any porn
Stranger: gay porn
Stranger: mostly
You: Have you inserted an empty Jar up your ass?
Stranger: of coarsee
Stranger: thats the best trickk
You: Did you watch the video were a retard gets killed in a karate dojo?
Stranger: wut no
You: Do you know why Six on the Dot was banned at the Cult?
Stranger: i have no fucking idea wut ur talking about
You: Do you read books?
Stranger: hellz to the naaw.
You: Are you a Juggalo?
Stranger: yes.
You: How often do you have Anal?
Stranger: every day
You: Have you heard voices in your head?
Stranger: yess.
Stranger: wtf of coarse
Stranger: is this some kind of fucking survey or some shit????
You: Have you paid your taxes on time?
Stranger: hellz no.
You: Do you use Drugs?
Stranger: noooo.
Stranger: they pollute ur body.
You: How long does it take you to shit?
Stranger: likee 10 to 15 minutes
You: How many times do you brush your teeth?
Stranger: 5 times a day
You: Do you have a Sister?
Stranger: no im an only child
You: Have you ever dreamed of fucking your mother?
Stranger: what the fuck no
You: Have you ever posted a picture of your balls over the internet?
Stranger: yes of coarse
You: Have you ever been in a fight? Did you win?
Stranger: yes ive been in many fights and won them all
You: Have you been on a threesome?
Stranger: yess!!! i was in this amazing 3some just last week ohhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaa.
You: Do you take any medication?
Stranger: well no durr r u listening to my answers???
You: What's your favorite color?
Stranger: blue
Stranger: wow uve asked all these questions and ur just asking that one????
Stranger: wow just wow
You: If you had one wish before you die, what would it be?
Stranger: to die fucking
You: What if your dick fell off?
Stranger: id die, cuz my dick is my life
You: Have you ever wanted to be a woman?
Stranger: i had thought about a sex change operation, but then id just rather be a gay man
You: Have you ever fucked a dog?
Stranger: ive gone to second base with a dog
Stranger: as in blow job
You: Have you ever fucked a god?
Stranger: weve only gone as far as making out
Stranger: now thats a hard man to convince
You: Did you watch Clerks 2?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 02:54

#123

LeHaHi

TinTin-abulation

From: Wyoming/Seattle

Joined: 05/28/2006

You: hi
Stranger: isn't this site a weird concept..you talk to someone once and then never again
You: yup
You: i like it
Stranger: like I could tell you my whole life story
Stranger: and it wouldn't matter
You: or you could lie
You: and it wouldn't matter.
You: or we could reveal intimate details of our lives.
You: then it would matter.
Stranger: how would that matter
You: wanna swap SS numbers?
Stranger: 443-32-6378
You: because we'd know who each other are
Stranger: what's yours
You: whoa whoa whoa
You: i was kidding
Stranger: oops
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'm new at this
You: is this your first time?
Stranger: like a virgin on prom night
You: ah
You: so,
Stranger: so where are you from?
You: .....
You: the us
Stranger: me too
Stranger: maybe we're neighbors

I know it's old news, this thread, but mine was funny.

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 03:16

#124

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Stranger: heyyyy
You: supppppp!
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: you?
You: ditto
You: where you from?
Stranger: indonesia
Stranger: hbu
You: is hbu the city youre from?
You: is it nice in hbu?
Stranger: hbu is how about you?
You: your city has a weird name
Stranger: that;s not city
You: im not from hbu
You: Im from the US. Is hbu the actual name or does it stand for something?
Stranger: hbu is short of how about you
Stranger: lol
You: i dont get it
You: your city is small?
You: hbu is a small town?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: Hello
Stranger: want to text me
You: sure
Stranger: u m or f
You: technically a female
Stranger: lol
You: but I have a large clitoris
You: so it looks like a little penis
Stranger: u have a hole right
You: a few
Stranger: mmmm
You: i have two pee holes as well
You: birth defect
You: urine comes out of both of them
Stranger: can u fit a big dick in ur puss
You: yes because of the birth defect
You: I can shove just about anything up there
Stranger: mmm
You: one day i tried to see what i could fit
You: i started with a banana
You: then a large cucumber
Stranger: thats like me
You: then an old loaf of italian bread
You: it went up there with no problem
You: I then tried a hose
You: i got 7 of the 10 feet in
You: one time I forgot y purse
Stranger: u suck dick
You: and I had all these things to carry
You: so I stored it all in my pussy
You: actually its more convenient to store stuff there
You: I always keep change in there
Stranger: do u suck dick
You: one time I hid my bestfriend in there
You: her ex bf was looking for her
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 03:27

#125

LeHaHi

TinTin-abulation

From: Wyoming/Seattle

Joined: 05/28/2006

god, this is fun.

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 13:31

#126

Caligula7

Howard's boy. You know, ol' Wallace's gran'son.

From: No, I can't tell you how to get back to 85.

Joined: 02/12/2007

pepper wrote:

This is the longest convo I've had so far.... and I have to stop doing this, it is getting addicting.

You: banana
Stranger: toffe
You: letuce
You: salsa
You: beer
Stranger: banoffee
Stranger: shave
Stranger: shame
Stranger: art
Stranger: craft
Stranger: fact
You: buger
Stranger: form
You: house
You: cat
Stranger: function
You: salad dressing
Stranger: red
You: grey
Stranger: blue
Stranger: surrealism
Stranger: dada
You: necessitate
You: impressionism
You: dada sucks
Stranger: dictionary.com
You: you win
Stranger: i am a trans-automatic surrealist
Stranger: i like hundertwasser
Stranger: and bridget rilley
You: I like chuck palahniuk
You: I am boring
You: and grey
You: I am ammusing myself
Stranger: dont know him
Stranger: i am a solipsist
You: you should
Stranger: i have imagined you
You: and how do I fare?
Stranger: googleing him
Stranger: well
You: I was going to saY TO GOOGLE HIM
You: ooop
Stranger: i keep inaging that people are just disconecting instantly
You: they keep hanging up an me too
You: although
Stranger: i dont read i draw
You: I have spoken with a french guy with a web cam
Stranger: dyslexia
You: and a 12 year old looking for a singer for his band on omegle
Stranger: my last good one was a candain
Stranger: 17
Stranger: sad from small boobs
Stranger: and possibe lsbianism
You: I used to be sad from small boobs
You: then they just grew
Stranger: also her friend hated her and he worked at mcdonalds
Stranger: plablems
You: her possible lesbianism made her sad?
Stranger: problems
Stranger: seemd that way
You: hhhmmmm
You: well it could be worse I suppose
Stranger: i pointed you that if lesbians dont cane bout how di you boobs are then thos problems cansel each other out
Stranger: big*
Stranger: care*
You: a very good point
Stranger: to that she said i was hight
Stranger: think she wah mcdonald material
Stranger: oh that was a bit mean
You: so everyoine elses boobs made her happy except for her own which made her sad, twice over?
You: Do you want fries with that?
You: those are some deep problems
Stranger: yes in deedy
Stranger: got to involved
Stranger: said that at conversatins start she was gonna top her self
Stranger: but that i had cheered her up
You: it is good to be needed
Stranger: save a life
Stranger: i suspect a troll
Stranger: not you
Stranger: her
You: No, not at all.... in fact... I bet if it wern't for you she would indeed be dead!
You: You are a hero!
Stranger: and i am tall
Stranger: things ar looking up
Stranger: my sideburns are coming up nice
You: sounds like you are having a peachy day.
Stranger: it is too hot is summer though
Stranger: stupid axis of the earth
Stranger: on a slant just to get at me
You: we had 109 fahrenheit a few weeks ago for about a week
Stranger: i am ignarant of teperature scales
You: 109 F is about 42 C
Stranger: shit brick
Stranger: where are you
You: I sweated a few
You: USA, west coast
You: you?
Stranger: england
Stranger: yorkshire
Stranger: north east
You: ahhh, can't be too hot over there
Stranger: no
Stranger: but i have no tollerence
Stranger: i am big and hairy
Stranger: made for the cold
Stranger: should cut my hair
You: welll, 90f felt great after 109f
You: or move to russia
You: those side burs must be like a poncho for the face
Stranger: shaved it back from a bit tramp beard
Stranger: glutton for punnishment
Stranger: its never hot for long
You: I think you need a cold beer
Stranger: its too late today
Stranger: ill open a window
You: I guess it would be
You: just before five here
Stranger: 00:48
Stranger: got to get up tommorw
You: I should actually go start to fix dinner
Stranger: meeting the collective for cake and discusion
Stranger: shame
You: so yeah, nice chatting
You: bye bye
Stranger: peace out
Stranger: bannana
You: toffe
Stranger: word in that
You have disconnected.

I wish that I could find someone who wanted to talk about Hundertwasser and Bridget Riley.

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 15:33

#127

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The land of salt and pepper and honey and cinnamon and ginger. Peace and love for all.

Joined: 07/07/2007

Hmmm...If this brought Tom back. Maybe, just maybe...

Stranger: OI TCHUTCHUCA
You: Labelleza?
You: That sounds spanish enough or something
Stranger: CREIO Q SIM
You: So, is it you?
Stranger: q?
You: p?
Stranger: pp?
You: qq?
Stranger: pp e nenem?
You: I don't...Are you Labelleza or not?
Stranger: nao Smile Big
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I won't go any further because I just realized these weirdos could google Labelleza and end up here...

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Mon, 09/07/2009 - 18:18

#128

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

You're like a missionary or some shit!

Mon, 09/07/2009 - 20:15

#129

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

I was so disappointed!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hey
You: varroomm!
Stranger: asl
You: are you Tina?
Stranger: yes
You: How are you? Did you get the pictures?
Stranger: o yeah they were nice
You: i had to take a shower but it was worth it
You: did you shave your muffin?
Stranger: yes
You: How's Tom?
Stranger: hes good
You: Does he still have the erectile disfunction?
Stranger: yes:(
You: well i hear that if you scrape your rectum with a stiff toothbrush and you do anal it will be cured
Stranger: you want to come over
You: i can't you live in Canada, and I live in Australia
Stranger: you can fly here
You: im broke, my porn subscriptions are killing me
Stranger: guess wat im not tina
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:43

#130

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: mf ?
You: f
You: and you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: 22
Stranger: u?
You: what are you up to this fine morning?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: horny girl?
You: Nope, sorry
You: I don't roll like that.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I feel used. Sad

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Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:03

#131

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Then I had a very pleasant conversation with a Japanese person. We talked about different American cities and which one was most like Tokyo.

I like this game.

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Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:05

#132

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

Tell them Chinatown is the most like it.
Drives them mad!

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 22:29

#133

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: Bonjour
You: i hate that program
Stranger: Don't use Apple
You: I prefer a peach
Stranger: Georgia, they have peaches
Stranger: You know what else has peaches?
Stranger: Peach fields
Stranger: A bowl of peaches
Stranger: Peach pie
You: millions of peaches, peaches for me
Stranger: Peach cobbler
Stranger: Peach pudding
Stranger: Peach shakes
Stranger: Peach juice
Stranger: Bananas
You: do you want to see my banana?
Stranger: Although, I do have a lovely bunch of coconuts
Stranger: Intriguing
Stranger: But no
Stranger: I dislike over-ripened bananas
You: all this fruit talk is making me swallow some milk
Stranger: You, sir, are no gentleman
You: what do you swallow?
Stranger: Spit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Tue, 09/08/2009 - 22:40

#134

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi are you horny girl??
You: Yes!
Stranger: what is your name???
Stranger: how old you??
You: Kathy, 23
You: u?
Stranger: iam ethan 18 its ok??
You: yeah it's ok. A cock is a cock.
Stranger: i like ypu
Stranger: still virgin??
You: No, i lost my virginity when i was 16.
You: u?
Stranger: no
Stranger: tell me the story you first sex
Stranger: can you??
You: Well. My cousin and I were messing around one night, and start rubbing each other. Then one thing led to another and we were naked.
You: we didn't know how to do it, so it was quite painful.
Stranger: then??
You: there was a lot of blood
You: i was on top of him getting it in
Stranger: what he doing to you??
You: were are you from? your english is weird.
Stranger: iam from finland
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: ^___^
Stranger: its ok??
You: oh, i see. I am sorry i didn't mean anything by it.
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: so tell me the detailed sotry can u??
Stranger: *story
You: i have to be honest, i am actually 48, and i am about to be a grandma
You: my son is 19
Stranger: oh its ok mom
Stranger: ^__^
You: i just use this chat, because i can't have sex anymore
Stranger: you so nice
Stranger: why??
You: my husband has diabetes and can't get it up.
You: Not even with Viagra
Stranger: i sorry to hear that
Stranger: its ok mom
Stranger: i can do it for you...
Stranger: if you want...^__^
You: oh shit he is here!
You have disconnected.

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Tue, 09/08/2009 - 22:46

#135

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: im 14 and looking for a hot girl
You: im not hot. I am fat and ugly, but what does it matter you can't see me.
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Tue, 09/08/2009 - 22:54

#136

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

All that time he/she was typing something...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: You are wrong!
You: No, not that either!
You: Why?
You: Erase it!
You: I am not going to read it
You: sorry
You: but why?
You: You are slow
You: very slow
You: abnormally slow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Tue, 09/08/2009 - 23:00

#137

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

He was confused.

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: I'm a 18m looking for a girl to have some nice times on cam Smile
You: nice times?
You: how about awesome times?
You: no, how about splendid times?!
Stranger: Yes.
You: Fuck Yeah! Amirite?
You: but i haven't found any
Stranger: Huh?
Stranger: want to get on cam
You: Sure. Do you have AOL?
Stranger: Unsure We can use www.meebo.com its alot faster
You: I want to show you my HUGE COCK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Tue, 09/08/2009 - 23:13

#138

LeHaHi

TinTin-abulation

From: Wyoming/Seattle

Joined: 05/28/2006

Stranger: hate asl
You: hit me with your best shot.
You: tell me something good
You: interesting pleas
You: e
Stranger: wait
Stranger: where you singing the song
You: yes, of course!
Stranger: or just telling me to hit you with my best shot
You: fire away!!
Stranger: dun
Stranger: dun dun
Stranger: dun nununununu
You: thank you for knowing this.
You: and singing to me.
You: very sweet of you
Stranger: i was playing the mouth guitar
You: that sounds hot
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its like 89 degrees
You: it's only like, 60 here
Stranger: i meant in my room
Stranger: im burnin up
You: ok, enough of the weather.
You: burning up?
You: as in the jonas brothers song?
You: please tell me yes
Stranger: HELL NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

sort of a funny situation.

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Wed, 09/09/2009 - 03:32

#139

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Stranger: m,17,hawaii
fuuuuucking horny
looking for male
Sideways
You: hey is that desperation by calvin klien you're wearing?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are you? Smile
You: im super
You: you?
Stranger: im pretty good Smile
Stranger: asl? Smile
You: Smile
You: Smile
You: Smile
You: Smile
You: Smile
You: Smile
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Read this if you dare. It's hella long.

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hows things?
Stranger: fine
You: super
Stranger: do you have any problems?
You: yeah
Stranger: want to talk about them?
You: but who doesnt?
Stranger: true
You: yeah
You: you willing to listen?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im here to listen
You: thats great
You: well it seems like lately all Ive wanted to do is hook up with girls
You: i have a bf but im getting very attracted to girls
You: i pretend to get drunk just to make out with other girls
Stranger: do you think that maybe your experiencing changes?
You: possibly
You: I mean my bf is teriffic
You: he gorgeous, charming and comes from a great family
Stranger: i see
You: our sex life is pretty good too
You: but sometimes I just want to have my tongue shoved done on another vagina
You: *down
Stranger: maybe you should accept these changes
Stranger: and speak to your boyfriend about it
You: you mean to like be in a threesome?
You: i think he'd love that!
Stranger: yeah
You: its his birthday friday!
You: i'll totally do that
You: he turns 23
You: whats cool is that my birthday was last week
Stranger: wow
You: my sweet sixteen was awesome
Stranger: i see
You: it wasnt like the ones on mtv or anything
You: but it was great
You: I got a car though
You: nothing pricey
You: as soon as I get my license i get to drive it!
Stranger: thats nice
You: yeah
You: my bf has been driving me around for the last 4 years
You: i bet he's ready for me to start driving us around
Stranger: good luck with your license
You: thanks
You: wanna hear something weird?
Stranger: sure
You: we totally did it in my car LOL!
Stranger: i hope you two are having safe sex
Stranger: babies are a big responsibility
You: oh yeah we made sure the car was parked
Stranger: especially at your age
You: well we already have one baby
You: he's almost 3!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so you gave birth to him when you were 13?
You: he is getting so big
You: yeah
You: i didnt think I could get pregnant yet
You: so he didnt bother to use a condom
Stranger: anything could happen
You: i mean I was only 12 when we first did it
Stranger: oh
Stranger: when did you two first meet?
You: he is my old neighbor's nephew
Stranger: i see
You: he used to babysit us
You: so he is awesome with lil billy
You: he is big billy
You: big billy and his big willy
You: thats what I tell him sometimes hehehe Smile Big
Stranger: dont your friends ever look at your differently because you have a baby?
You: we're gonna get married next year
You: no way
You: they look up to me because Im so mature ya know?
Stranger: i see
You: i always acted older than my age
Stranger: thats good
You: two of my friends even had their own babies to be more like me
Stranger: wow
You: yeah we're super close
Stranger: are you sure thats a good influence your giving?
You: all or babies play with each other at the high school day care
You: oh yeah
You: I told them it was cool to have sex when we were pregnant
You: because it helps with development
You: my doctors told us that
You: well my old doctor
Stranger: really...?
You: he even showed me how my bf shoudl do it with me
Stranger: i see...
You: yeah
You: my doctor wasnt as big as billy
You: but i understood what he was showing me
You: he was so good to us
Stranger: i see
You: too bad he moved
You: i guess he got a better job somewhere
You: else
Stranger: that great you have a good life with your boyfriend
You: yeah
Stranger: are you managing school?
You: i dont manage anything
You: I dont even have a job
Stranger: do you even go to school?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: do you get good grades?
You: i do. my teachers help me out
Stranger: well thats good
You: like my art teacher
You: he gave me extra credit for being a model for him
You: he took a ton of pictures of me
Stranger: i see
You: he still ahs them and said he is gonna enter them in an art site
Stranger: i hope they arent naked photos
You: not all of them
Stranger: so some of them are?
You: well yeah
You: but they were so artistic
You: i looked so beautiful!
Stranger: thats great
Stranger: does your boyfriend approve of this?
You: well I havent told him
You: my teacher said not to
Stranger: i see
You: and suprise him once theyre on the site
You: i was hoping that would be before his birthday
Stranger: i think you should tell your boyfriend
You: but i guess its not gonna happen
Stranger: he might get angry when he sees the photos
You: no way
You: he always tells me I should be a model
You: he'll be all excited I bet
Stranger: i see
You: lolz
You: you say I see alot
Stranger: well thats because im listening to your situation
You: oh
You: so do you have a significant other?
You: i feel like all Ive done was talk about me
Stranger: thats alright
You: I mean you did ask me to tell you stuff
You: but im sorry if I talked to much
Stranger: i dont mind
Stranger: i like to listen to others speak
You: thats sweet
You: are you single?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i have a boyfriend myself
You: oh
You: is it cool with your folks youre gay?
You: i have a gay friend
Stranger: haha im sorry but im female
You: my bf doesnt like him much
You: oh, im sorry
You: so how old are you?
Stranger: 21
You: oh
You: how many kids do you have?
Stranger: well
Stranger: in a couple of months i would have 1
You: oh neat!
You: congrats
Stranger: thank you
You: youre gonna love it so much
Stranger: im sure i will
You: it'll be like having a doll come alive!
You: hehe
You: one that cries alot though
You: and poops
Stranger: well babies are a handful
You: i got lucky with lil billy
You: he cried alot at first
You: but I gave him nyquil at night
You: he slept thru the whole night after that!
Stranger: is that healthy?
You: you should try that if you have a baby who cries at night
You: yeah he hasnt had a cold ever
Stranger: i see
You: geez, I cant imagine how I'll be when I turn 21
You: i mean I wanna have like 5 kids by then
You: get them all at once
Stranger: are you sure you would want that many?
You: yeah
You: i do because billy does
Stranger: ive heard that a woman ages 5 years for every child they have
Stranger: appearance-wise
You: so Im like 21 right now?
You: like you!
You: OMG!!!!!!!
You: oh
You: well i already looked older than my age to
You: my bf thought I was like 14 when we first met
Stranger: wow
You: i knnow!
You: i can pass for 18
You: especially with a baby
Stranger: hah
You: sometimes i dont get carded for cigarettes if I have him with me
Stranger: wow
You: yeah
You: I bet if you take your baby everywhere with you you wont have to show ID when you buy smokes or liquor
Stranger: i look younger than my age
You: oh well the baby might help
Stranger: they would still check
Stranger: but thats alright
You: you think so?
You: when I buy booze I usually just cart my baby with me
You: and he's always crying so i think they dont card me because they just want to have him out of there
Stranger: well theres always that
You: i dont drink though
You: i just usually buy some for my little sister
You: not alwyas tho
Stranger: i buy it for my boyfriend and his friends
You: sometimes billy will buy it for her
Stranger: they always come over to hang out
You: youre so cool!
You: iim glad billy and my sis get along so well
Stranger: yeah thats great that family gets along
You: he's so sweet
You: he used to let her sleep with us all the time
You: it was greta because we'd make a sanwhich out of her
Stranger: does she like that?
You: he'd yell, Emily sanwhich!
You: and then we'd smoosh her between us
You: yeah
Stranger: how old is your sister?
You: she's 14
Stranger: i see
You: yeah
You: she's so smart
Stranger: do your parents know about your boyfriend?
You: she's always asking us stuff
You: they do
You: they love him!
Stranger: thats great
You: yeah
You: he helped my mom's brother get a job
You: and my dad's cousin
Stranger: thats very sweet of him
You: his dad owns a big tire company
You: msotly for sports cars
Stranger: do his parents mind that you are so young?
You: well they werent happy about it all at first
You: but then when they heard I was pregnant
You: they had no choice!
You: lol
Stranger: wow
You: yeah
You: I mean we are well off
You: i mean how sweet is it that billy used to babysit for free!
You: he did it because he has such a big heart
Stranger: im sure hes very nice
You: totally
You: OMG! its after midnight
You: I should go to bed
Stranger: alright
You: billy should prbably go to bed too
You: i need to see where he is
You: well have a good night
You: it was great talking to you!
Stranger: good night to you too
You: good luck with your baby
Stranger: thank you
You: remember, NYQIUL!
Stranger: ill remember that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Police

Wed, 09/09/2009 - 05:12

#140

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

I can't believe I read all of that. Frank, wow. Tongue You're great at making shit up!

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Wed, 09/09/2009 - 05:37

#141

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

Smartazboy wrote:

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Read this if you dare. It's hella long.

This is like a Master's Class in how to troll someone. Love it.

Wed, 09/09/2009 - 06:58

#142

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Oh that was hilarious. My favorite part is the doctor showing her how to have sex.

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Wed, 09/09/2009 - 14:20

#143

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

I wanna say I felt bad doing it because she wanted to hear my problems and maybe help, but I think I overwhelmed her.

I had another one where I was a 20yr old senior in high school who's 16yr old girlfriend just had a miscarriage and I was relieved I wasn't going to be a father. I asked if I should wait until next week to dump her so I can get with other chicks, since the freshman crop looked promising, etc. I also talked about my awesome job as a grocery store bagger and how not just anyone can do that job because you had to know what you were doing... you know "Like you can't put eggs in the bottom of the bag then puts cans od corn on top". I didn't wanna spam this thread with my trolling.

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Wed, 09/09/2009 - 14:22

#144

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

No, spam away! It's funny.

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Tuffy wrote:

"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Wed, 09/09/2009 - 15:49

#145

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

Smartazboy wrote:

I wanna say I felt bad doing it because she wanted to hear my problems and maybe help, but I think I overwhelmed her.

I would exchange 10 years off my lifespan for the next person to join up here just happen to be the one you were talking to in that and come in here and be all like "You son of a bitch!"

Wed, 09/09/2009 - 18:49

#146

Allen Wayne

Thank you Taylor(writemetolife) for the avatar! You Rule! :)

From: LosersVille, Pop: ME

Joined: 08/07/2009

Xk3zofrenik wrote:

Stranger: hi, i'm m from indonesia
You: Did you like Twilight?
Stranger: yes
You: was it your favorite movie?
Stranger: i'm waiting for new moon, before i can make a descision
Stranger: Smile Big

You: how old are you?
Stranger: i'm 25
Stranger: u?
You: 29
You: what's your favorite band?
Stranger: paramore, cobra starship, the used, phoenix
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: are you male / female?
You: male
You: u?
Stranger: same with you
You have disconnected.

There is no way that guy is 25!

Anyone who takes this Omegle thing seriously needs to be perscribed high doses of Paxil! If you're going to seriously talk to someone online like this, why not just go in public and strike up conversations with strangers?

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Wed, 09/09/2009 - 19:37

#147

Adelaide.Alexa

Ultra Brawlic

Joined: 04/23/2008

You: fadskjl
Stranger: lexi?
You: WHAT
Stranger: who are you?
You: ...lexi
Stranger: last name?
You: rashisdishen
Stranger: liar.
You: you callin me a liar?
Stranger: you are sooo lexi c.
You: hahaha okay you got me
Stranger: nope. i trust you
You: cool.

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Wed, 09/09/2009 - 20:26

#148

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Allen Wayne wrote:

Xk3zofrenik wrote:

Stranger: hi, i'm m from indonesia
You: Did you like Twilight?
Stranger: yes
You: was it your favorite movie?
Stranger: i'm waiting for new moon, before i can make a descision
Stranger: Smile Big

There is no way that guy is 25!

It depends on the person. I have chatted with people who are genuinely there to chat, not to fuck around like %80 of them.

and i have chatted for hours with them. It could be a character but i doubt there's that many people bored enough to have lengthy conversations with this gimmick.

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Wed, 09/09/2009 - 20:32

#149

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

Stranger: looking for a horny girl
Stranger: looking for a horny girl
You: yeah
Stranger: age?
You: 29
Stranger: fuck, im 19
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: sure but i am also looking for a horny girl
Stranger: ur aguy?
Stranger: ?\
Stranger: m/f
You: i have huge balls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Wed, 09/09/2009 - 20:39

#150

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

He didn't take Man Boobs into consideration.

Stranger: tit size?
You: a cup
Stranger: id still fuck you
You: even if i have a dick?
Stranger: errr a wait
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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