Omegle...Talk Dirty to Strangers. It is intresting.
Stranger: I'm horny
You: that's what your mom told me last night
Stranger: Little kid
You: shhh...don't tell my kids that I'm one of them
Stranger: Dumbass
You: that's what your mom told me last night
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: U just made yourself look retarded
You: that's true. but i'm not the retard that is randomly telling strangers that I'm horny.
You have disconnected.
This is the longest convo I've had so far.... and I have to stop doing this, it is getting addicting.
You: banana
Stranger: toffe
You: letuce
You: salsa
You: beer
Stranger: banoffee
Stranger: shave
Stranger: shame
Stranger: art
Stranger: craft
Stranger: fact
You: buger
Stranger: form
You: house
You: cat
Stranger: function
You: salad dressing
Stranger: red
You: grey
Stranger: blue
Stranger: surrealism
Stranger: dada
You: necessitate
You: impressionism
You: dada sucks
Stranger: dictionary.com
You: you win
Stranger: i am a trans-automatic surrealist
Stranger: i like hundertwasser
Stranger: and bridget rilley
You: I like chuck palahniuk
You: I am boring
You: and grey
You: I am ammusing myself
Stranger: dont know him
Stranger: i am a solipsist
You: you should
Stranger: i have imagined you
You: and how do I fare?
Stranger: googleing him
Stranger: well
You: I was going to saY TO GOOGLE HIM
You: ooop
Stranger: i keep inaging that people are just disconecting instantly
You: they keep hanging up an me too
You: although
Stranger: i dont read i draw
You: I have spoken with a french guy with a web cam
Stranger: dyslexia
You: and a 12 year old looking for a singer for his band on omegle
Stranger: my last good one was a candain
Stranger: 17
Stranger: sad from small boobs
Stranger: and possibe lsbianism
You: I used to be sad from small boobs
You: then they just grew
Stranger: also her friend hated her and he worked at mcdonalds
Stranger: plablems
You: her possible lesbianism made her sad?
Stranger: problems
Stranger: seemd that way
You: hhhmmmm
You: well it could be worse I suppose
Stranger: i pointed you that if lesbians dont cane bout how di you boobs are then thos problems cansel each other out
Stranger: big*
Stranger: care*
You: a very good point
Stranger: to that she said i was hight
Stranger: think she wah mcdonald material
Stranger: oh that was a bit mean
You: so everyoine elses boobs made her happy except for her own which made her sad, twice over?
You: Do you want fries with that?
You: those are some deep problems
Stranger: yes in deedy
Stranger: got to involved
Stranger: said that at conversatins start she was gonna top her self
Stranger: but that i had cheered her up
You: it is good to be needed
Stranger: save a life
Stranger: i suspect a troll
Stranger: not you
Stranger: her
You: No, not at all.... in fact... I bet if it wern't for you she would indeed be dead!
You: You are a hero!
Stranger: and i am tall
Stranger: things ar looking up
Stranger: my sideburns are coming up nice
You: sounds like you are having a peachy day.
Stranger: it is too hot is summer though
Stranger: stupid axis of the earth
Stranger: on a slant just to get at me
You: we had 109 fahrenheit a few weeks ago for about a week
Stranger: i am ignarant of teperature scales
You: 109 F is about 42 C
Stranger: shit brick
Stranger: where are you
You: I sweated a few
You: USA, west coast
You: you?
Stranger: england
Stranger: yorkshire
Stranger: north east
You: ahhh, can't be too hot over there
Stranger: no
Stranger: but i have no tollerence
Stranger: i am big and hairy
Stranger: made for the cold
Stranger: should cut my hair
You: welll, 90f felt great after 109f
You: or move to russia
You: those side burs must be like a poncho for the face
Stranger: shaved it back from a bit tramp beard
Stranger: glutton for punnishment
Stranger: its never hot for long
You: I think you need a cold beer
Stranger: its too late today
Stranger: ill open a window
You: I guess it would be
You: just before five here
Stranger: 00:48
Stranger: got to get up tommorw
You: I should actually go start to fix dinner
Stranger: meeting the collective for cake and discusion
Stranger: shame
You: so yeah, nice chatting
You: bye bye
Stranger: peace out
Stranger: bannana
You: toffe
Stranger: word in that
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Stranger: hi'
You: hello.
You: how are you?
Stranger: i dont like that question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this is communication.
You: Hey!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Great fun.
I feel bad. This guy genuinely wanted someone to talk to.
Stranger: looking to talk with anyone from california, australia, brazil, canada, france, or michigan, or a 15-16 yr old male.
You: I'm Bobby
You: I go to high school.
You: U????
Stranger: i go to high school too
You: I wanted to be a cheerleader but dad made me play basketball.
You: At least I still get to be nice and sweaty.
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Stranger: hi r u a horny 18+ girl?
You: 18-
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"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
this is fun.
Stranger: hello!
You: BONJOUR!
Stranger: comment allez vous?
You: मैं बात फ्रेंच नहीं है.
Stranger: FUCK YOU
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"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
did anyone else get the gothchatcity ad. someone should sign up for that. i would but i don't have any desire to.
I got a Runescape offer
Stranger: Hi I'am a girl and I seek a horny girl 
You: Can I tell u about Jesus Christ?
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Stranger: nazi?
You: jew?
Stranger: nazi!
You: jew!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Stranger: NIGGER
You: cracker
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME
You: I called you a Saltine
Stranger: AYO FUCK YOU
Stranger: IMA PUT 17 BULLETINS IN YO MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD.
You: I wish you would.
Stranger: I FUCKIN WILL NIGGA
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"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Stranger: Hi 
You: I am a tree.
Stranger: I am the rain
You: I am a TREE!
Stranger: *I* am the rain
You: *I* am a TREE!!!
Stranger: a TREE or THE tree?
You: I am THE TREE!
Stranger: I hope you are a grapefruit tree
You: I am a Chocolate Tree.
Stranger: yum!
You: I am THE Chocolate Tree!
Stranger: I am your biggest fan!
Stranger: may I melt a branch?
Stranger: make some brownies
You: NO!
Stranger: ouch
You: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO FEAST UPON THE LEAVES OF THE ALMIGHTY CHOCOLATE TREE!
Stranger: forbidden tree
You: Exactly.
Stranger: better gather a fig leave or two
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: *blush*
Stranger: oops leaf
You: The Sun is out today!
Stranger: you scared me
You: I AM MELTING!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
it's like trolling batting practice.
Stranger: ERROR/2537.7/stranger-talk:virus-trojanx209/injected-message:3.23.6
You: That's hot.
Stranger: Oh yeah baby
You: Talk dirty to me baby, say dirty things . . .
Stranger: Error:404 page not found
You: YES!
Stranger: Error-5740(:59953699357,!";37
You: OH YES!
Stranger: My virus is beging injected into ur micro chip
You: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!
Stranger: Ip--x500....USC-error vigana virus85379
You: Mmmmmmmmmhmrrruuuuuuuuuugggghhhhh!!!!!!
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Mine left his myspace URL 
ya'll should friend request him. He has a Fight club background are one of you him?
Stranger: look a naked boy looking for a horny girl 
You: I'm a girl
You: <16
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im 17 from australia
Stranger: wat you up to?
You: nothing much just fingering myself you?
Stranger: just jacking off 
Stranger: wat you look like?
You: I'm hott as hell
You: I have...
You: I'm a girl from new york city with a cadillac pussy and two rubber titties
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: got a pic?
You: yes you first
Stranger: www.myspace.com/jacks_soggynutts
You: cool your hott i'd like to feel your penis inside my vagina
You: I want to toss your salad and maybe finger your butthole is that cool?
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You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey babe
Stranger: how you doin' ?
You: im ok
You: how are you?
Stranger: bored
You: weird
Stranger: why ?
You: youre friendlier than most is all
You: calling someone babe
You: Im 23
You: you?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: well you're F right ?
You: I am
Stranger: i knew you were a babe
Stranger: that's why i called you like that
Stranger: sorry if i offended you
You: thats charming
You: I bet you get a lot of girlfriends
Stranger: yea i find them on omegle 
You: are you looking for more?
Stranger: wanna be my gf ?
You: it all depends?
You: have you ever been to jail?
Stranger: no lol
You: do you wanna play jail?
Stranger: how do you play jail ?
You: so you wanna play jail?
You: Ill pretend to be the new meat
You: and youre my big strong cellmate
You: and you tell me what to do
Stranger: ok so you're the new girl
Stranger: how do you look like ?
You: i have borwn hair, light brown eyes
You: full lips
You: nice chest
Stranger: thats great. so you wanna have sex?
You: you like that?
Stranger: definitely
You: Well before we start to fuck, I have to tell you something.
Stranger: whats that babe?
You: I also have a 12 inch cock and saggy balls
You: now turn the fuck over so I can fuck you in the ass
You: youre gonna be my bitch
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you were a girl remember ?
You: I remember now turn the fuck over
You: Im gonna shove my cock in your ass
You: push your stool in
Stranger: i think you should turn over and hand over the pussy
You: once im done fucking you in the ass Im going to wipe my shit covered cock on your pillow
Stranger: duded
Stranger: you're gay
You: Im the one fucking you
You: so that makes you the fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ok, this is fun.
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: do you think asl is boring?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: yes
You: I think it very telling
You: i mean those questions are going to be asked anyway
Stranger: yes
You: so we might as well be upfront about it
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Texas
You: you?
Stranger: south korea
Stranger: ^^
You: wow
You: thats neat
You: where in China is that?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: um
Stranger: korea left
Stranger: and
Stranger: up
You: what?
You: I mean is it south china?
You: are you playing a video game?
Stranger: yeah
You: are you entering moves
You: left up
You: oh neat
Stranger: have
Stranger: msn
Stranger: ?
You: what is the most popular game there in china?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im korean
You: ok
You: so whats youre favorite game?
Stranger: GTA
Stranger: you know?'
You: i do
You: have you ever played "just the tip"?
Stranger: no
Stranger: have
You: do you want to?
Stranger: msn?
You: I do
Stranger: cool
Stranger: and
Stranger: cam/?
You: oh yeah
You: do you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: yes
You: maybe I can show you how to play just the tip?
Stranger: ye
You: its easy
Stranger: yes!
You: basically all I do is just shove the tip of my dick in you
You: if you like that you tell me to put it in more
You: if you dont like it you tell me to take it out
You: if you tell me to take it out I will but then you have to suck it?
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You: What are you doing with your life?
Stranger: im killing people
Stranger: as much as i can
You: Humans?
You: good fucking man
Stranger: of course
You: I like that
Stranger: yeah
You: I plan to kill all the humans
You: All the humans, you know?
Stranger: good plan
You: That's my dream
You: You think so?
Stranger: but leave the female
Stranger: the blond ones
You: Fuck you
You: and blonde*
You: Blond is a sort of male contonation
You: I like dark hair
You: But regardless--all the humans
Stranger: and it looks godd with cum on it
You: Derek likes blondes
You: You're a sick fuck.
Stranger: whos derek
Stranger: yeah i know
You: Cujo's owner.
You: Is Cujo a good name for a cat?
Stranger: yeah, like hitler or mozart
You: I'm done with you! Nobody will remember your name.
You: You'll never be good enough.
Stranger: i done one
You: You'll never be strong enough.
You: You weren't conceived in love.
Stranger: <=== imma stranger
You: You've lived and you'll die alone.
You: IM HERE FOR YOU
Stranger: LOL.
You: YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT
You: i was sent here
You: from the future
Stranger: whats the future like
You: basically the same
You: Im only from 11 minutes in the future
You: its raining out
You: weird turn of events in the weather
Stranger: wow
You: Im here to tell you if you leave the house, TAKE AN UMBRELLA!
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Stranger: horny girl with cam?
You: heil hitler
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OK, I really got to go bed now!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: bong!
Stranger: bong!
Stranger: dong!
Stranger: pong!
Stranger: schlog!
Stranger: schlong*
You: ha you lose at this game
You: please leave now
Stranger: you just lost THE GAME
You: no maam you did
Stranger: sir*
Stranger: and no i didnt
Stranger: go suck a dick
You: i callit how I see it
You: the fact you had dong and schlong there leads me to beleive you have dick in the brain
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: and crave it in your mouth
Stranger: hangon
Stranger: lets put unplesantries aside
You: so either youre a woman or a gay
Stranger: i have something funny
Stranger: care to hear it?
You: sure
You: why the fuck not
Stranger: you can't spell amusement without spelling semen
You: you cant spell manslaguther without laughter
You: *manslaughter
Stranger: very true..
Stranger: basically, if you consider manslaughter amusement, you're gonna be laughing and cumming while u do it
You: but you can spell dyke without dick
Stranger: well played?
You: surely
Stranger: /b/?
You: good day to you then
Stranger: peace out
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Frank, you nasty!
EDIT_
Stranger: hi
You: *-ü-*
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EDITEDIT_
Stranger: HOw old are you
Stranger: ?
You: 30
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Hah, being old scared the person off.
LASTEDIT_
Stranger: hi
You: *-ü-*
Stranger: .. *-ü-*
Stranger: right.. so..
You: (>'.')>
Stranger: <:D
You: c|=)
Stranger: lol :'D
Stranger: (^___^)
You: ö_ö
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you wanna talk or what?
You: Okay =(
Stranger: lol, you don't have to :''D
Stranger: õ____õ
You: Ô.Ô
Stranger: dude you make my day
Stranger: (>w<)
You: >=D
Stranger: D:
You: >_O
Stranger: -____^
You: u_u
Stranger: Ü
You: n_n
Stranger: n___..___n
You: 6_6
Stranger: ;A;
You: -.-
Stranger: *,*
You: ;________;
Stranger: why are we doing this o_____o
Stranger: ^w^
You: =S
Stranger: @_____@
You: ~_~
Stranger: those are all that i know :'D
You: Same. I gotta go now, thanks for this wonderful talk!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.
ya'll should friend request him. He has a Fight club background are one of you him?
Stranger: look a naked boy looking for a horny girl
You: I'm a girl
You: <16
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im 17 from australia
Stranger: wat you up to?
You: nothing much just fingering myself you?
Stranger: just jacking off
Stranger: wat you look like?
You: I'm hott as hell
You: I have...
You: I'm a girl from new york city with a cadillac pussy and two rubber titties
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: got a pic?
You: yes you first
Stranger: www.myspace.com/jacks_soggynutts
You: cool your hott i'd like to feel your penis inside my vagina
You: I want to toss your salad and maybe finger your butthole is that cool?
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I believe I have found match.
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/users/donlyabb
amirite?
Stranger: lolzaai
You: i'm a sailboat.
You: flippyflippy.
Stranger: great
You: WHAT ARE YOU.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: im a little pony
You: gay.
Why can't I have this conversation tattooed on my body forever?
I am CRYING laughing at this.
There is hope, but not for us.
Stranger: im a girl
You: im a guy
Stranger: age?
You: I thought asl was boring
Stranger: it is?
You: According to Omegle it is
Stranger: yeah...age?
You: 21
Stranger: mmm well i guess im too young but i can give u a boner anyway
You: Uh....huh
Stranger: u heard me
You: Proceed
Stranger: mmkayy,,, lets seee.. im c cup, my pussy is wet, ill fuck u all night, and i just got finished masterbating
You: is that so..
Stranger: yepp thats all truee babe
Stranger: just picturee a girl masterbatinngg, it feels great and im a screamer when i orgasm
You: I'm sorry text doesn't do it for me. I'm sure you're great. Really. I thank you anyway for your time.
You have disconnected.
The best ones are when you can get the other guy to disconnect first.
Stranger: male 25
You: canine 3
You: I'm a furry
You: with a +10 staff
You: do you like wandering dog samurai?
You: I also have a lute
You: Are you too busy fapping to answer me?
You: I'm not that kind of furry.
Stranger: genmay?
You: No, Howldor.
You: That's my kingdom
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EDIT_
Stranger: hi
You: *-ü-*
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EDITEDIT_
Stranger: HOw old are you
Stranger: ?
You: 30
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Hah, being old scared the person off.
LASTEDIT_
Stranger: hi
You: *-ü-*
Stranger: .. *-ü-*
Stranger: right.. so..
You: (>'.')>
Stranger: <:D
You: c|=)
Stranger: lol :'D
Stranger: (^___^)
You: ö_ö
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you wanna talk or what?
You: Okay =(
Stranger: lol, you don't have to :''D
Stranger: õ____õ
You: Ô.Ô
Stranger: dude you make my day
Stranger: (>w<)
You: >=D
Stranger: D:
You: >_O
Stranger: -____^
You: u_u
Stranger: Ü
You: n_n
Stranger: n___..___n
You: 6_6
Stranger: ;A;
You: -.-
Stranger: *,*
You: ;________;
Stranger: why are we doing this o_____o
Stranger: ^w^
You: =S
Stranger: @_____@
You: ~_~
Stranger: those are all that i know :'D
You: Same. I gotta go now, thanks for this wonderful talk!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.
Awes.
Stranger: hey
You: TOM?
You: Tom is it you?
Stranger: ground control to majoor tom
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You: TOM?
Stranger: JERRY?
You: TOM??!
Stranger: JERRY?!!?
You: TOM?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: JERRY!?!?!?!? I LOVE YOU
Stranger: SEX NOW.
You: TOM I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK
Stranger: OMG JERRY
Stranger: MY MAN LOVER FRIEND
You: DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN EVER OK??
You: WE ALL MISSED YOU
Stranger: AWWWW
Stranger: I MISSED YOU TOO
You: WHERE DID YOU GO? I MISSED YOU AND YOUR CUTE HAIR
You: AIR GUITAR ACROSS THE WORLD?
You: WORLD TOUR?
Stranger: LOLOLOL
Stranger: OMFG YEAHHH
Stranger: WE MADE LIKE
Stranger: SO MUCH MONEY
Stranger: AND I
Stranger: BATHED IN IT
Stranger: AND GOT HORNY
Stranger: AND DRUNK
Stranger: AND I LIKE
Stranger: OHHHH...
Stranger: looking for a gay 18-23yr old guy willing to show his cock on msn or skype. are you?
You: my cock is small
Stranger: so
Stranger: msn
You: plus i am 29
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
Stranger: hello
You: Tom?
Stranger: Jim?
You: No
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: who's Tom?
You: Could you be him just for a minute?
You: plz?
Stranger: why?
You: It'd mean a lot to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
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Stranger: 19/M I want to trade pics with chicks that play volleyball
You: I play softball does that count?
Stranger: yeah that is just as hot
Stranger: I would still be your bitch
Stranger:
You: i know how to handle a bat
You: and some balls
You: boy do i love some balls
You: i like them sweat so when i scrub my face against them, the odor is all over me
You: ah wait, shit i messed up. I am not a chick
Stranger: lolll k
Stranger: bye then
You: but don't go
You: we can still swing some bats and hit some balls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
Stranger: hii
You: hi are you a hermaphrodite?
Stranger: errr, no
Stranger: im a girl
You: I want a girl that's packing like lady GaGa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
Stranger: girl?
You: Jose?
Stranger: no this is jesus
You: then this is Mary
Stranger: so ur a girl
You: im your mother!
Stranger: yes i no this but really my name is jesus pronounced (hey-soos)
You: then in that case my name is Maria. pronounced Me-ri-ah
Stranger: haha okay bye
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So...We are still going to die. Right?
You: Tom?
Stranger: Jim?
You: No
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: who's Tom?
You: Could you be him just for a minute?
You: plz?
Stranger: why?
You: It'd mean a lot to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Tom?
Stranger: ?
You: Tom.
Stranger: im not tom
You: Tom!
Stranger: douche bag
You: TOM!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Stranger: kikoo olol
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i know
Stranger: we can all see it
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Fuck you :hap:
You: Connecting to server...
Stranger: kikoo olol
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi there
Stranger: dont say it
You: what?
Stranger: god damn u u said it!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
You: Tom?
Stranger: Jim?
You: No
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: who's Tom?
You: Could you be him just for a minute?
You: plz?
Stranger: why?
You: It'd mean a lot to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Tom?
Stranger: ?
You: Tom.
Stranger: im not tom
You: Tom!
Stranger: douche bag
You: TOM!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: tom
Stranger: hi
You: tomtomttom
Stranger: male tom?
You: tomtoom
Stranger: asl?
You: tom/tom/tom
Stranger: gtg go then asl?
You: tomtomtomtom?
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ya'll should friend request him. He has a Fight club background are one of you him?
Stranger: look a naked boy looking for a horny girl
You: I'm a girl
You: <16
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im 17 from australia
Stranger: wat you up to?
You: nothing much just fingering myself you?
Stranger: just jacking off
Stranger: wat you look like?
You: I'm hott as hell
You: I have...
You: I'm a girl from new york city with a cadillac pussy and two rubber titties
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: got a pic?
You: yes you first
Stranger: www.myspace.com/jacks_soggynutts
You: cool your hott i'd like to feel your penis inside my vagina
You: I want to toss your salad and maybe finger your butthole is that cool?
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I believe I have found match.
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/users/donlyabb
amirite?
The real game of this is saying the most bizzare/perverted/depraved things you can think of and see how long before they disconnect! Longest and sickest conversation wins
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!
Ok, that was fascinating.
Stranger: pipi
You: longstocking?
Stranger: nope
You: oh
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Stranger: hey
You: Hola
Stranger: indonesa?
You: yes.
Stranger: ohh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: My name is Troy
Stranger: I'm pretty much the baddest mofo on the block
You: hmm.. i used to have a wife named troy...
Stranger: You know how I like my eggs?
Stranger: Fertilized, biatch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i'm a terrible person, in more ways than one.
You: Tom?
Stranger: Jim?
You: No
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: who's Tom?
You: Could you be him just for a minute?
You: plz?
Stranger: why?
You: It'd mean a lot to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Tom?
Stranger: ?
You: Tom.
Stranger: im not tom
You: Tom!
Stranger: douche bag
You: TOM!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: tom
Stranger: hi
You: tomtomttom
Stranger: male tom?
You: tomtoom
Stranger: asl?
You: tom/tom/tom
Stranger: gtg go then asl?
You: tomtomtomtom?
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: . . . . .Tom?
Stranger: yes!
You: TOM!
Stranger: omg! yes!
Stranger: I cant believe you found me!
You: YES, TOM!
You: Come home Tom! We miss you!
Stranger: You know i Have to stay here
You: NOOOOoooooo I want you to come home!
You: We need you here! I need you here!
Stranger: I love you!
You: prove it!
Stranger: I dsont know if i can do it.
You: Prove it by coming back to me!
Stranger: All i know is that I dont wanna lose you again. That worst thing that can happen now is that we get---
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Stranger: asl
You: 17/f/Utah
Stranger: 18/m/utah
Stranger: asl
You: In a couple of months I'll be 18 and male too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Stranger: What would you tell someone holding a gun to their temple about to pull the trigger?
You: wait, they're holding it to their own?
Stranger: yeah.
You: am i in splatter zone?
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: They're your best friend on the phone with you.
You: meh, i'd tell them if they were really gonna do it they'd have done it already.
You: but thats my friends.
Stranger: Humph.
You: we dont call for help, we follow through.
Stranger: Lol, sounds like a fucking wangster street gang wannabe.
You: no, we just arent suicidal.
You: so if we were gonna do it, we'd have done it.
You: i dont really bother with people who are gonna cry at me all the time.
You: so none of my friends are like that.
You: i'm just saying they wouldnt call me with a gun to their head, because if they had their wits enough to call they wouldnt have the gun. it would be more of a "i have to talk and get drunk and not be left alone" call than a "tell me not kill myself i need attention" call.
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: You know 1 out of 5 people has suicidal thoughts/
Stranger: 1 out of 6 has plans.
You: so? i have a plan.
You: that doesnt mean id do it. an di was going to, i wouldnt bother calling people.
Stranger: 1/16 tries it.
You: good for them.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i'm a terrible person, in more ways than one.
Stranger: whats up
You: chicken butt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i'm a terrible person, in more ways than one.
You: IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Tom?
Stranger: Jim?
You: No
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: who's Tom?
You: Could you be him just for a minute?
You: plz?
Stranger: why?
You: It'd mean a lot to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Tom?
Stranger: ?
You: Tom.
Stranger: im not tom
You: Tom!
Stranger: douche bag
You: TOM!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: tom
Stranger: hi
You: tomtomttom
Stranger: male tom?
You: tomtoom
Stranger: asl?
You: tom/tom/tom
Stranger: gtg go then asl?
You: tomtomtomtom?
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: . . . . .Tom?
Stranger: yes!
You: TOM!
Stranger: omg! yes!
Stranger: I cant believe you found me!
You: YES, TOM!
You: Come home Tom! We miss you!
Stranger: You know i Have to stay here
You: NOOOOoooooo I want you to come home!
You: We need you here! I need you here!
Stranger: I love you!
You: prove it!
Stranger: I dsont know if i can do it.
You: Prove it by coming back to me!
Stranger: All i know is that I dont wanna lose you again. That worst thing that can happen now is that we get---
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Tom?
Stranger: no
You: dammit
You have disconnected.
You: Tom?
Stranger: no
You: URGH!
You have disconnected.
You: Tom?
Stranger: Its me!
You: FINALLY!
You: Please come back to the cult
You: This isn't fun anymore
Stranger: I am currently suffering from amnesia, I'm afraid. I woke up to a haunting note saying, "I will be looking for you on Omegle .. Watch out." Can you please explain what's going on?
You: COP!
You have disconnected.
Why is this so much fun?
Stranger: Kikoo olo
You: Do you, Yahoo?
Stranger: Francais ?
You: un peut
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Vazi
Stranger: dis un truc
You: mais je parle boucoup d'anglais
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Ta gueule ?
You: you lost me. all the french I know is those two lines I typed.
Stranger: Ha okay
Stranger:
You: plus, I can't find those damned accents on my keyboard and I don't want to look like an ass to a complete stranger.
Stranger: damn i must go
You: bon fete!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Merci
Stranger: Cya
You: au revoir!
Your conversational partner has disconnected