Omegle...Talk Dirty to Strangers. It is intresting.

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pusherman
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I am not sure if you know about this, heck I have only been here a few hours. So anyways you talk to some random (and usually horny) stranger. It is part support group, part Chinese disinformation campaign, and part airport bathroom. So tap your foot slowly and make each conversation into a piece of art.

http://omegle.com/

Example:

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from ?
You: hello, I am from Switzerland
Stranger: cool !
Stranger: iran
You: sweet....
You: hows it going over there?
Stranger: good !
You: have you achieved democracy yet?
Stranger: we are trying
You: hmm, let me think, it can't be too hard...
You: how about next election you vote for the canidate you don't want
Stranger: no i don't think iranian vote again !
You: Maybe they rig the tabulating machines to count votes for canidate a really as a vote for canidate b. Just a thought.
You: Thats how George Bush won his elections.

I come up with some much great stuff like describing ass to mouth as tossing ones salad and then eating it too. Also if the Iranian revolution ends tomorrow it wasn't me fault.

updated title to match discussions.

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writemetolife
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I've used it before and I was fairly unimpressed. Most of my conversations were like:

Stranger: Hi
You: Hey, whats up?
Stranger: LOL BYE

Imke
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Well, that was fun.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from!!?
You: Heya
You: Europe
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: do u wanna sex with me?
You: Why would I want that?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: just kidding
Stranger: yo
Stranger: m f?
You: Are there ever people that say yes?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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pusherman wrote:

You: have you achieved democracy yet?
Stranger: we are trying
You: hmm, let me think, it can't be too hard...
You: how about next election you vote for the canidate you don't want
Stranger: no i don't think iranian vote again !
You: Maybe they rig the tabulating machines to count votes for canidate a really as a vote for canidate b. Just a thought.
You: Thats how George Bush won his elections.

Nothing gets me hotter than SHAM DEMOCRACY.

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nathaniel parker
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Why go to another site? Just talk dirty to people here.

Ritt
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Hi

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big S
He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?
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from!!?

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we make the sex now?

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Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
writemetolife
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*Your conversational partner has disconnected*

writemetolife
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Hahahahaha

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My brain's doing that thing where it can not make new thoughts, only remind me of other things, and THAT reminded me of THIS

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writemetolife
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You: hey, do you like cotton candy?
Stranger: H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚Y
Stranger: nO̚̕̚
You: your E has herpes i think
You: WHAT.
You have disconnected.

big S
He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?
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i think i'm a little bit scared to try it.

writemetolife
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You: lawl
Stranger: lolzaai
You: i'm a sailboat.
You: flippyflippy.
Stranger: great
You: WHAT ARE YOU.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: im a little pony
You: gay.

writemetolife
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You: heyheyheyhey
Stranger: hi
You: what does "HERMAPHRODITE" mean to you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

writemetolife
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Hahahaha. Everyone's gonna hate me for posting so many of these.

Stranger: asl?
You: this thing deliberately says "asl is boring" and there you go having an asl party all over the place.
You: what's wrong with you?

big S
He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?
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if you guys do enough of them, you might end up talking to each other.

writemetolife
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SIX, IS THIS YOU:

Stranger: what is youtr name
Stranger: your name
You: dakota fanning
You: whats yours?
Stranger: serji

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The person I talked to wasn't weird or creepy. I tried being strange with "O hai how r u?" but he started talking about a new Arctic Monkey song and I was like, hell yes.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: oh my god, hey
You: this is my first time using this
Stranger: cool
You: i'm cradling the baby to make it go to sleep, and eating a burger. whats up?
Stranger: im cradling the burger to make it go to sleep, and eating a baby
You: THAT'S DISGUSTING. I HOPE YOU DON'T TOUCH YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT WITH THAT MOUTH
Stranger: that doesnt make sense
You: i know
You: i dont even have a baby
Stranger: i dont even have a burger
You: all i have is a dream
Stranger: aww

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Stranger: Hii Sideways
You: Hello
Stranger: love you <3
You: Awkward Response ensurign hilarity when posted later on message board.
Stranger: hm
You: second line correcting spelling of "ensuring"
Stranger: no prob
You: Question phrased vaguely to continue awkward conversation
Stranger: boring.

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Stranger: FACE DOWN ASS UP THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK
You: Face down ass? How flexible are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

monkeywright
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Last one for now, I swear...

Stranger: kikoo olol ( JLQ )
You: I've seen you before
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xec8
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You: oh my god, did you hear that michael jackson died?
You: HOW WAS I NOT ALERTED?
You: I HAVE ALL HIS ALBUMS!
Stranger: Hi, Slowbro.
Stranger: How's it goin'?
You: it's a fine day for everyone except MJ
You: how are you?
Stranger: HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
Stranger: I'm good.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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writemetolife
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You: whats your deal, pickle?!
Stranger: if you were a cricket you would make no noise
You: chirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirp

xec8
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Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: whats up
Stranger: not much
Stranger: are you a sistah or brothah?
You: i'm a sista
You: you?
Stranger: yep
You: nice
Stranger: same
Stranger: so
Stranger: what you like doing?
You: i like taking it in the nose
Stranger: wow
Stranger: personally i prefer oral
You: oral is so 18th century
You: what are you, a rhetoric professor?
Stranger: maybe
You: oooh
Stranger: can i hump you?
You: you can, sista, but im actually a guy
Stranger: wow
Stranger: are you gay or something?
You: yes
You: actually
You: and very very buff
Stranger: niceeee
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: sounds sexy ;3
You: oh yeah!
You: do you want me to blow you?
Stranger: YES
You: do you like pesto?
You: i like pesto
Stranger: o.o?
Stranger: pesto?
You: yeah, the condiment thing
Stranger: never had it.
You: well my cum tastes of it
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: how old you, anyway?
You: fourteen
You: and very very buff
Stranger: wow..
Stranger: same
Stranger: and you're gay?
You: not just gay. im also a bear.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i want you moar
You: my name is justin

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This is addicting.

You: hola
Stranger: hi
You: I'm terribly upset about this latest turn of events on Jon & Kate plus 8
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xec8
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By the way, I'm sorry, Justin.

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I get so nervous everytime I get a new chatter. Also, I have the feeling this conversation was with one of you fuckers.

Stranger: are you gay?
You: totally. luv stuff in mai butt
Stranger: i knew it that you are gay
You: how did u kno? im so fabulus and transparent.
Stranger: well i had the feeling when i started talking to you
You: well u might liek stuff in ur butt 2
You: thats what that feeling is
Stranger: you probably are a guy but i am a girl
You: girlz can like sutff in their butt 2
Stranger: i kno
You: Hahaha. But seriously, wouldn't it be fucked if I actually talked/typed like that?
You: And no. Not a guy,
You: or gay.
You: kthankxbye!
You have disconnected.

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jane s. wrote:
I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.
jane s. wrote:
Gay sex flying all about.
littlemissmcrapey
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This guy just wouldn't get with the program.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I'm Chris Hansen.
You: Why don't you sit down for a minute?
You: No, no... It's ok.
You: Take a seat.
Stranger: ok i will
You: So...
You: what are you doing here?
You: Don't be bashful. We just want to talk.
Stranger: im looking for a girl to cyber witih
You: Oh... oh... That's serious, then.
You: Why do you have champagne and condoms in that backpack with you?
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: virtual ones
You: You know these girls are only 14.
Stranger: i avoud those
Stranger: yes i know they lie about their ages too
You: Uh huh. You realize underage girls are protected by the law, correct?
Stranger: yes

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jane s. wrote:
I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.
jane s. wrote:
Gay sex flying all about.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: BLEHHHH
You: bblllew
Stranger: butchy butch
You: would you like some candy?
Stranger: pleaseee Smile
Stranger: wat kind?
You: ummm
You: very sweet, just in here... you can meet my puupy while too
You: would you like to meet my puppy?
Stranger: Yeaah
Stranger: lol
You: didn'y your mommy teach you not to talk to strangers?
You: you are very naughty
You: naughty
You: naughty
You: naughty
Stranger: well this is a talk to strangers web lol
Stranger: hbu your talking to starngers ahah
You: NO!
You: YOU'RE TALKING TO STRANGERS!
You: The puppys in the basement, just down here... common, the candy is down here too
Stranger: i am hahahah your a stranger arnt you? hahahaha that candy sounds . nice...
You: maybe I will make you a warm pie too
You: shhhh, don't tell
Stranger: hahah nice pieeee chicken?
You: I was thinking apple
You: I make a mean apple pie
You: Secret spices
You: (I have secret spice)
Stranger: ahhhh Smile that sounds greatt hahaha'
You: I am creeping myself out
Stranger: ahah are you a girl or boy
You: I thought you should know
You: Guess
Stranger: boy'
Stranger: girl;
Stranger: '
You: huh?
You: I am whatever baby
Stranger: hah i dont know a guy?
You: you will forever wonder
Stranger: trueee but f you have facebook ill know
You: how so
You: ?
Stranger: pictures haha
You: yes but how will you find me?
Stranger: i wont haha i was asking if i coulldd
You: HOW WILL YOU FIND ME!!
HOW WILL YOU FIND ME!!
Stranger: url? ill gice u mines
Stranger: Givw
Stranger: omg * give
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/Connayy?ref=profile
You have disconnected.

pepper
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Wow. I feel dirty. That was easy.

writemetolife
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You: are you...a vampire?
You: DO YOU SPARKLE.
Stranger: no
Stranger: don't be ridiculous
You: can i throw glitter on you?
Stranger: if you can find me
You: can you outrun me?
Stranger: I can outfly you
Stranger: I am a bad runner
You: !
You: can i call you edward?
Stranger: no
You: hey edward
Stranger: damn
Stranger: I'm swell
You: and sparkly?
Stranger: no
You: PLAY ALONG.
Stranger: alright fine
Stranger: yes'm I am quite sparkly
You: how old are you
Stranger: 17
You: how long have you been 17

Turns out this guy totally knows a friend of mine in Texas. They go to school together. We're friends now.

littlemissmcrapey
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that girl is asking for a raping.

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jane s. wrote:
I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.
jane s. wrote:
Gay sex flying all about.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello stranger
Stranger: Hi, male or female?
Stranger: ...? okay
You: sure
You: male or female ok
Stranger: youre a male?
You: you shouldn't just go making accuasations like that
You: you could hurt a girls feelings
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nathaniel parker
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So does it just connect you to one other person? It doesn't build up like a chatroom or anything?

pepper
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Stranger: Kikoo olol :hap: Mon nom est Cisla de chez Carglass
You: Is there anybody out there?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nathaniel parker
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#6495ED wrote:
My brain's doing that thing where it can not make new thoughts, only remind me of other things, and THAT reminded me of THIS

How does that not have one of those CSI "Yeeaaahh!"s at the end?
pepper
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It seems to only be one person. Most of them seem to be pretty hesitant to actually talk. At least everyone I talk to keeps disconnecting right away, aside from that first one that was more than eager to give me her (his?) info without me even asking for it.

pusherman
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi! I'm a marshmellow
Stranger: are you a bad girl?
You: I'm a marshmellow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Imke
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I like this thread a lot.

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User is online

Stranger: 15, female, NOT looking for cybersex
You have disconnected.

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edit: nevermind

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well, shit. That was awesome.

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You: are you there?>
Stranger: no
You: oh good
You: I was worried for a minute
Stranger: penis
You: elbow
Stranger: ahh good choice
You: Thank you
You: I was thinking of saying "nose hair"
You: but the elbow seems so much more...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: HEY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Biffb
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My first attempt at making contact.

tranger: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: MOTHER IS THE WORD FOR GOD ON THE LIPS AND HEARTS OF ALL HER CHILDREN.
You: DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Stranger: nope
You: Me neither.
You: So what does your mother look like?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nathaniel parker
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LOLCROW!

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Stranger: hi
You: my mama always said, life is like a box of chocolate
You: you never know what you're gunna get.
Stranger: true.
Stranger: m f
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nathaniel parker
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how r u?
You: not good
You: i just found out i've got tuberculosis
Stranger: i understand
You: i stepped on a rusty nail
Stranger: where u from?
You: I've got lockjaw and the only way I can communicate is by typing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pepper
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Stranger: Hello! I'm a 23 French man with webcam. Are you a Woman (+18) who like funny sexcam ?
You: Are yyou sure you are not a spam bot?
Stranger: Sure I'm not, I use a copy/past ! lol
You: I am a woman 18+, no webcam
You: Sad
Stranger: sex pics?
You: no sex pcs
Stranger: sorry !
Stranger: Sad
You: feel free to post yours though
You: I know how to copy paste too
Stranger: type a text on microsft word, copy, and past it here
You: yes, I meant, if you post sex pics, it is likely that I will copy and paste... or save image then post a link to it elswhere on the interbuz..... are you ok with that sweetie?
Stranger: ok, do it! msn adress?
You: oh, you can't post them here? bummer. This is my first day here.
Stranger: I just have a webcam
Stranger: I need your adress, or I tell you mine
Stranger: msn
You: tell me yours, please.
Stranger: and I want sex pics of you, of course Wink
You: oh... I just wanted to have fun with yours though.
Stranger: I see, you see too
You: I have to run sweetie. I hope you have better luck with the next styranger.
You: Bye, bye.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: see you
You have disconnected.