Oktober's Pic Thread
Rosie, I love your dress!
Zoth your girlfriend may be a nightmare as you say, but those knocked out knockers gotta make it worth.
Is that suppose to make me go "Damn I just wanna shove my dick in between those massive orbs"? It ain't doing it.
My phantom cock just fell off.
can everyone collectively agree to stop quoting that picture, please? yeah, thatd be great.
remember this girl?
yeah, quote things like this.
i thought you were a man
>:3
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I'd like to take a moment to thank all of the Television shows out there that helped to raise me
They should make some sort of sticky post that says
"If you ever post a picture of your boobs, they might be turned into a lion."
second part should be
"In the case of a picture of a cute girl from romania, please quote till they close the thread."
no one would ever close a thread because of this young, apparently romanian, beauty.
sentence removed because i decided some one would find it mean/rude.
here's another good one to keep quoting. It holds 735 bubbles!
The wording on the tub reminded me of how Japanese translate English sometimes, like Kaz's Super fun bike shop number 1 all the way
I like this photo. I was so popular that night.
morey
that was my ex that was a nightmare.
this girl's a sweety-pie.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
I am from Siberia.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
I am from Siberia.
not to point out the obvious......you are....like wow.
I am fueled by filth and fury.
lofivinyl, you're beautiful!
You're just jealous 'cause the little voices only talk to me.
i'm prettier than she is. jus sayin.
I shaved my head and grew a mustache.
I am from Siberia.
You look like Bridgette Bardot there, only way more beautiful...
For Kate, and others who'd appreciate such a thing. Today, during a trip to pasadena, I went to the Mecca...the first ever Trader Joe's! Jealous! You're all Jealous!
is Trader Joe's anything like Jungle Jim's?
and their award winning bathrooms?
that's really what the parker looks like?
you lucky son of a .....
and kate, nice.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
I am from Siberia.
Kate, you're so lovely. hehe
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
you lucky son of a .....
yes. the gods seen fit to grace me with an inordinate amount of charm, charisma and good looks. I try to be humble about it but, meh, what can ya do.
>:3
Now I can tell everyone that I have kitty titties
didn't you get seethingly mad at Ironman the other day for doing that?
I thought she got mad at Ironman just for existing.
if i see that picture quoted on the next page of this thread im never looking at another picture thread. ever. and thatd be a shame because i loves perty ladies.
The mustache suits you.
I am from Siberia.
This shatters me.
We have too many beauties here.
Lofi, I love your nose and mouth. Your face is special. 
_
The boob pic is just tacky.
p.s. No one thinks you are real. You need to remedy this.
Hello again blondie. Did you know that a rats sperm is 4 times bigger than a humans?
Now everytime your playing with your toyboy you'll think of a big fat dark rat and its hairless sex organs!
HAHAHAHA!
I AM LORD IRONMAN!
I apparently got so drunk on saturday i allowed myself to hold a spider... i really need better friends...
i'm a terrible person, in more ways than one.
You didn't eat it did you??
there´s not enough booze on this planet to make me hold such a spider.
YOU ARE FUCKING BRAVE!!!!
i dont remember doing it. my friend just sent me the picture today. i feel like i have to wash my hands 1000 times now...
i'm a terrible person, in more ways than one.
i have some cool pictures to share, but the fucking thing isnt working, so you get nothing! i'll try at a library tomorrow.
¡A Taylor le gusta Nightmonkie!
¡A Taylor le gusta Nightmonkie!
I'm trying to remember how to say: El nino es muy caliente!
You don't say "caliente" the way you say hot in English, but you can say:
Esta re fuerte.
Esta re bueno.
Esta para partirlo en ocho.
Esta que se parte.
Esta pa' darle.
Esta para dejarlo seco.
Más bueno que el pan.
Más fuerte que trompada de loco.
Of course these are only a few of the things you could say, there are a lot more but I don't feel like writing a long list.
Damnit! High school spanish has failed me!
NightMonkie along with that blonde boy and many other dudes here are hot.
How's that?
(:
my friend, billy, and i went on a road trip to richmond to see my buddy zak.
i made that face and gesture a lot over the weekend.
i met some crackhead bums while i was tripping balls on shrooms. i gave them cigarettes and change. i wish i had photographic evidence of that.
love,
tom of the fjords
I wanted to photoshop this into a webcomic, but I'm too lazy, so
PANEL1: "We're on a mission to help Aphonic Messiah make good use of these fingers"
PANEL 2
(guy at door) Hey! We're the finger rape squad!
(girl on left) Haha, they're not here for me, Becky, you know what that means...
(crying girl) BRoooooooHOOOHOOO! BROOOOOOOHooHoo!
PANEL 3
(AM) Look how happy she seems to get these fantastic viking fingers!
(crying girl) BRoooooooHooHooHoo! NOOOOOO! BROOOOOOOHooHoo!
PANEL 4
(AM) Here's the wind-up...
PANEL 5 (CENSORED)
PANEL 6
(AM) Success! She stopped crying! ...and breathing. Who wants another beer?
is she saying Brooooo like "Bro?" Or like "Booo" with a Japanese accent?
No, it's a crying noise. I'll edit it to be more precise...
From now on, can we agree to have the first post of the month pic thread be photoless, or like, just one photo.
It was tolerable for a while but now everytime I check this thread I want to rip this kid's facial hair out and/or slam his head in car doors.
I second this motion.
i FIRSTED!!!1! it five pages ago.
credit where credit is due, sir. And here I thought I was independently bitching.
AND 
, we got it.
i FIRSTED!!!1! it five pages ago.
I mean it was cool when the last pic thread had me and my fake mustache at the top of every page, because, obviously, I was rocking it.
I saw Neil Gaiman read chapter 7 of The Graveyard Book last night in Santa Monica. It was amazingly good. One thing I love about readings is (with the right storyteller) the spoken story is more powerful than the written one. And he did funny accents for different characters and everything, and I got to sit next to a girl with an orange mohawk and discuss the impending Amanda Palmer concert.
Here's Neil...
And late in the evening, Satan made himself manifest, revealing where the wonderful storytelling abilities come from.
Speaking of. He told a great story in answer to a question about if he gets nightmares. He says he used to, and as a young child, he'd wake up terrified. Then, as he got older and got into writing, he'd wake up terrified and think "That's cool. I need to write that down!" He no longer has nightmares. He's convinced that whoever makes them has given up on him (and he launched into a skit...)
Demon 1: "I give up. It's not working."
Demon 2: "Did you try spaghetti face on him?"
Demon 1: "It did nothing."
Demon 2: "Did you have it make the floop noise?"
Demon 1: "Of course I did. Spaghetti face always works, what's wrong with this guy?"
Demon 2: "Let's drop it then, not worth the effort..."
etc.
Had to have been there, I suppose.
more layers
You are a devil of a man, BWAHAHA!