Oh man its almost Halloween and I have so much to do
But he's from the Friday the 13th series...
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I might have his giant claw somewhere, actually...
Well there you go. Now you just need some overalls and that Where's Waldo? shirt.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
And a pullstring.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Borat in a Mankini.
The very best Ritt you can!
This is why we can't have nice things.
lol
The brewery by me is having a Halloween trivia night and costume contest. I'm spending all day tomorrow sewing my boy a Night's Watch cloak with feathers and fur so he can be Jon Snow. I've got to go shopping to figure out my Arya costume. We're going to the little asian sword store to get a broadsword for him, but I'm probably just going to wear an empty sheathe because I'm not sure they're allow us to bring swords into the bar. There's also a prize for best trivia team name but I can't think of anything. There's also a party that week for all of my friend's trendy work associates. I want to just go to that dressed like nerds because fuck it, then we can play MTG at the party and just pretend we're in character.
The asian store is little. Not the swords.
Awesome.
Oh and this was my coffee today.

I have had these black silk leaves and orange paper leaves for a couple years now, every year I try to think of something to do with them but until now couldn't come up with anything I felt like putting effort into.
But then i bought this Halloween paper, and thougt of the Christmas ornaments I am making and, well, these are what i have been spending the past week playing with and making.
Wow. Can I come over?
Yes.
you are all invited.
I'll bring the wine. I had an awesome raspberry-flavoured Merlot last night for granny's birthday.
Fantastic.
I love a good red. (I love a cheap red too!)
You must let me do your Zombie makeup when you get here. We are going to be a pack, marching and limping down the road.
Also, will post pictures of all the pumpkins and pies and candy and gore and booze and apples and everything when the time comes.
Since I missed every Halloween party by going to bed at midnight dead beat, you're allowed to do whatever.
That looks really nice!
Thank You Imke 
Irina, don't tell me you are likely to pass out and am allowed to do whatever. that just spells trouble, silly. 
No, I'm not passing out. I meant you're allowed to do whatever anyway. Paint my face, dress me up as a monster, feed me pecan pie, anything.
I will be doing all of those things to you.
On second thought, I think I'd better be dressed as a goblin. Because tiny.
I like those decorations, pepper!
Prettiest Halloween decorations ever.
I missed zombie walk becuase of the stupid funeral. Yes it was stupid. Xia last minutes decided to be into halloween because she wanted to be red ridding hood and I am going to be the wolf in teh grandma clothes. And I have not carveda single pumpkin.
Hallween is kind of shot this year. And its the thing i look most forward to. Its better than christmas for me and this year it seems like I just missed something. I dunno. I got a few days maybe it will get better.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy





I hate Halloween.