Oh hi. A song for you.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 03:11

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

We've got some musical culties here. I'm fairly certain I've seen Phil post a thing or two. Tony also said he'd post something (you'd better, fucker!), so if you're musical (or feel like you are), post something.

Here's a song I'm working on. Don't judge. It might not be your taste o' music.... or it just might not be good. :] Oh, and you'll be staring at my bathroom ceiling for the duration, as I am not pretty right now. Enjoy!

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 03:24

From: Champaign, IL

Joined: 09/17/2009

Holy shit, that's awesome! WOWOWOW!

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 03:25

The Gooch

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Good idea! I'll be back tomorrow!!

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 03:27

The Gooch

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From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

Oh yeah....and I really liked your song. Ohhhhh yeah...I judged you biaaatch. I might have given you a ten....but I judged. Wink Goodnight to you and Emma.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 03:28

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Thank you ma'am. :]

And I'm holding you to it, Gooch. I don't want to be the only one posting in this thread.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 03:36

The Gooch

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From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

No, I will. I'll do a cover of Black (Pearl Jam) or perhaps some Babylon by David Gray?

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 03:38

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

Nice.

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 03:43

From: Champaign, IL

Joined: 09/17/2009

I'd participate but all I can do is sing, sort of. And I'd feel odd just singing A Capella, you know? I don't play instruments or anything like that, so it'd just be me, singing... poorly... Shocked

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 03:44

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Z wrote:

I'd participate but all I can do is sing, sort of. And I'd feel odd just singing A Capella, you know? I don't play instruments or anything like that, so it'd just be me, singing... poorly... Shocked

Dude. Grab some tupperware and throw down a beat, yo.

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I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 03:52

tourist_information

yr humble narrator.

From: it's dark without a window. when i can't see the ceiling i worry about gravity.

Joined: 12/16/2008

TIMBERLY. YOU SING REAL HOT.

holy hell. that's brilliant! Smile Big

i love your lyrics too!

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 05:22

#10

From: Champaign, IL

Joined: 09/17/2009

littlemissmcrapey wrote:

Z wrote:

I'd participate but all I can do is sing, sort of. And I'd feel odd just singing A Capella, you know? I don't play instruments or anything like that, so it'd just be me, singing... poorly... Shocked

Dude. Grab some tupperware and throw down a beat, yo.

Oooooooooh, maybe... we'll see!

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 05:56

#11

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

I thought this was either gonna be awesome or embarrassing.

I'm glad that it's awesome. Timberly, I love your voice. Smile

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 07:04

#12

mikerocuts

SeRJiCaL

From: Bucketheadland Park

Joined: 01/13/2009

I uploaded this a few days ago without realizing it was the wrong take, so theres about 2 seconds where I forgot what I was playing. It's pretty embarrassing, but the rest should be okay and it's the only thing i haven't posted on here. Enjoy!

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 08:19

#13

Don_Lyabb

Joined: 10/03/2008

LittleMiss that was extremly beautiful, you're voice sent a shiver right there when you begun singing. Thank you.

I did a cover of 9 Crimes by Damien Rice a while back, I did not have a female singer to fill in the girly parts though Sad

and I also did one of the prettiest song ever, called 13 by Big Star.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 08:38

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PGoutis01

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From: Michigan

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Z wrote:

I'd participate but all I can do is sing, sort of. And I'd feel odd just singing A Capella, you know? I don't play instruments or anything like that, so it'd just be me, singing... poorly... Shocked

We'll collaborate if you want, because all I can do is play guitar.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 08:44

#15

From: Champaign, IL

Joined: 09/17/2009

PGoutis01 wrote:

We'll collaborate if you want, because all I can do is play guitar.

We should start a band.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 08:45

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PGoutis01

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From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

Oh and Timberly - you sound amazing. Are you singing in the bathroom for the acoustics?

Even with bathroom acoustics, my voice just doesn't sound strong enough. The only way my singing sounds good is through a mic with some harmony or chorus... Something has to be added to it.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 08:46

#17

PGoutis01

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From: Michigan

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Z wrote:

PGoutis01 wrote:

We'll collaborate if you want, because all I can do is play guitar.

We should start a band.

I'm pretty sure this would be the most spread out band in the country. lol. And I have no recording equipment... I could probably use the recorder on my phone? And just email it to you and then you could sing over it...

Would that work? Smile

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 08:50

#18

From: Champaign, IL

Joined: 09/17/2009

PGoutis01 wrote:

Z wrote:

PGoutis01 wrote:

We'll collaborate if you want, because all I can do is play guitar.

We should start a band.

Would that work? :)

I have no equipment either (except my voice)... We'll figure it out!

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 09:06

#19

PGoutis01

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From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

Z wrote:

I have no equipment either (except my voice)... We'll figure it out!

I was joking. I'm down. PM me about it. We need to figure out a song.

edit - I meant I wasn't joking... Wow one word totally changed that whole post!

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 09:32

#20

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

Wow, Timberly...you have a beautiful voice...

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 09:43

#21

Ritt

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Joined: 07/07/2007

You guys are all assholes. She said don't judge.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 09:58

#22

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

LEST WE FORGET
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000031/the-cult-ensemble

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 11:19

#23

HardCandy

Joined: 09/15/2008

Timberly! That was beauuuuutiful Wink

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 12:04

#24

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

i so wanna get down in here, but i still can't work out the whole video file size issue i have. fuck. imma let loose on the harmonica!

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 14:02

#25

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Guiz! Thank you. It means a lot. I rarely play in front of people because I get so nervous, so this is one of the biggest "audiences" I've ever had. :]

Mike - You play the piano so well! I've always wanted to learn, but can only play a few things by ear. My piano accolades include: The First Noel, Chopsticks, and that song Do You Hear the People Sing. My piano skills are pretty wack.

Don - Wow. I loved both of those, but the Damien Rice song was my favorite. You definitely have a voice that would fit in with my music collection.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 16:38

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The Gooch

Phucknuts McGee

From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

Finally. It sounds a little like Alvin in parts...I guess during the compression?

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 16:22

#27

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Wait, it said it was removed... ?

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 16:39

#28

The Gooch

Phucknuts McGee

From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

grrrrr!!!
I'm having issues. Try this address?

http://www.fileden.com/files/2010/4/15/2829107//TheGoochCoversBabylon.mp...

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 16:42

#29

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Oh wow, I liked that! What kind of guitar are you using? Sounds like butta'!

You guys are really making this thread awesome.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 16:55

#30

damien_mayfair

Dear Leader and Benevolent Light Bringer

Joined: 08/20/2006

good job, these are really great. gooch, i really liked your version. timberly, awesome voice.

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 17:11

#31

alex pallix

From: London

Joined: 10/31/2006

Timberley, wow what a great voice, I was really blown away by that.

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 17:18

#32

The Gooch

Phucknuts McGee

From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

Thanks guys!
Timberly, the guitar is a Gibson Hummingbird.

You should do something with that voice. Your runs sounded really nice. Natural. The songwriting was great...the raspiness was hot. Awesome. I've listened to it several times.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 17:20

#33

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

The Gooch wrote:

Thanks guys!
Timberly, the guitar is a Gibson Hummingbird.

You should do something with that voice. Your runs sounded really nice. Natural. The songwriting was great...the raspiness was hot. Awesome. I've listened to it several times.

Thank you. :] I don't really know what I could "do" with it around here, but it's nice to know you think I could/should.

But keep listening to it. And tell your friends! I'll make it big like that Beaver kid. (Haha. I said Beaver. Meant Beiber.)

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Thu, 04/15/2010 - 17:24

#34

The Gooch

Phucknuts McGee

From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

yeahhh....Freud knows what you meant.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 19:26

#35

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

Timberly, that was beautiful.

Don, my Swedish friend, that was excellent!

I haven't listened to yours yet Gooch. All this guitar playing makes me want to pick up mine again and learn it. Alas, never enough time in the damn day. GAH!

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 19:58

#36

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

GOOCH! Man, you're really good.

Y'all are really talented.

Incidentally, my mom ushered at the David Gray concert in Atlanta last weekend (she volunteers to do that and gets into some awesome concerts) and got her picture taken and he autographed a t-shirt and a program. Smile Big

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 20:38

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The Gooch

Phucknuts McGee

From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

Alecia wrote:

GOOCH! Man, you're really good.

Y'all are really talented.

Thanks

Moms sounds awesome. I need to go to a concert. It's been years.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 20:46

#38

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

Yeah, that was good Gooch. All this guitar playing is inspiring me. But it's so difficult to stay motivated. That's why I always stop doing whatever catches my interest.

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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 20:52

#39

The Gooch

Phucknuts McGee

From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

Fano wrote:

Yeah, that was good Gooch. All this guitar playing is inspiring me. But it's so difficult to stay motivated. That's why I always stop doing whatever catches my interest.

Thanks Fano...sounds like a touch of the "ADHD". Some girl gave me that in my early teens. A dose of penicillin (Oh fuck yeah!!! spelled it right the first time!) should take care of it!

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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 01:45

#40

Don_Lyabb

Joined: 10/03/2008

Fano if you learn to play the guitar, i'll keep ya motiviated...ohm...

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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 02:40

#41

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 12:51

#42

Kendrick Dougla...

Joined: 11/03/2009

littlemissmcrapey wrote:

That's really nice popcorn stucco on your bathroom ceiling.
I couldn't take my eyes off of it during your song.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 12:53

#43

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Kendrick Douglas Thurston wrote:

littlemissmcrapey wrote:

That's really nice popcorn stucco on your bathroom ceiling.
I couldn't take my eyes off of it during your song.

Oh thank you. It was an integral part of 1990 trailer fashions. When I get rid of this place, the popcorn stucco will be my main selling point.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 12:58

#44

Don_Lyabb

Joined: 10/03/2008

Smartazboy wrote:

How does a pretty girl like her end up in a swamp Sad ?

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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 13:06

#45

Kendrick Dougla...

Joined: 11/03/2009

littlemissmcrapey wrote:

Kendrick Douglas Thurston wrote:

littlemissmcrapey wrote:

That's really nice popcorn stucco on your bathroom ceiling.
I couldn't take my eyes off of it during your song.

Oh thank you. It was an integral part of 1990 trailer fashions. When I get rid of this place, the popcorn stucco will be my main selling point.

I liked the song too, by the way. Post some more.
Sorry, experiencing technical difficulties.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 13:03

#46

The Gooch

Phucknuts McGee

From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

How does a swamp end up around a skank like that?

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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 13:17

#47

Don_Lyabb

Joined: 10/03/2008

Do not call her a skank, can you not see the amount of time she spent on her hair?

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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 13:47

#48

The Gooch

Phucknuts McGee

From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

Don_Lyabb wrote:

Do not call her a skank, can you not see the amount of time she spent on her hair?

Hahahahaha

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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 13:48

#49

The Gooch

Phucknuts McGee

From: I live in Denial.

Joined: 02/23/2010

Don_Lyabb wrote:

Do not call her a skank, can you not see the amount of time she spent on her hair?

Hahahahaha and makeup!

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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 16:57

#50

Don_Lyabb

Joined: 10/03/2008

makeup too, gettin all that hotness going, out in the middle of nowhere ain't the doing of a skank.

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