Oh all the black hearts I have missed...

[QUOTE=Thag;918163]All this attention![/QUOTE]damaged and needy.

[QUOTE=jane s.;918146]Oh honey. I'm a Christian. You think I [i]don't know[/i] about some of the stuff that happened to you? People like me? Who do you think I am? You really need to just shut up now.

And the pithy smiley face does not negate the fact that you are, in fact, a bitch.[/QUOTE]

A true christian would never tell another to shut up, or call them a bitch.
you are false
burn in hell.

[QUOTE=Lupatria]burn in hell.[/QUOTE]
Attention and love aren't the same thing. It's ok.

[QUOTE=Lupatria;918169]A true christian would never tell another to shut up, or call them a bitch.
you are false
burn in hell.
:)[/QUOTE]
I think Jesus would say "shut up" to someone.

[QUOTE=Thag;918170]Attention and love aren't the same thing. It's ok.[/QUOTE] for sure she won't be loved and hated in equal amounts

Actually Jane
I apologize
it's not my job to judge
that's for Jesus to do.
I'm just here to stimulate.

[QUOTE=Lupatria;918173]Actually Jane
I apologize
it's not my job to judge
that's for Jesus to do.
I'm just here to stimulate.
:)[/QUOTE]
Jesus can't judge, hes dead for something like 2000 years.

I have all I require in my heart
do you?

Jesus told me to write that
hehehe

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;918174]Jesus can't judge, hes dead for something like 2000 years.[/QUOTE]

you're the dead one if you truly believe that.

"Now faith is being sure of what we hope and certain in that which we do not see"Heb11.1

[QUOTE=Lupatria;918175]I have all I require in my heart
do you?

Jesus told me to write that
hehehe[/QUOTE]
you shouldn't listen so much to jesus, better listen to your parents...

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;918171]I think Jesus would say "shut up" to someone.[/QUOTE]

Jesus kicked some serious amounts of ass. "Oh you don't want to give me any figs, fig tree? DIE FIG TREE DIE!!"

Anyway, I can't say I'm terribly fussed about being condemned to Hell by a girl who uses her own picture as an avatar and doesn't use paragraph breaks. Oh and also I'M NOT JESUS. Therefore, I'M NOT PERFECT. AND YOU'RE STILL A FREAKIN WEIRDO.

enough with the titles for each post. They are not fricking books
and whats with all the silly frilly prose and fortune cookie logic?
do you talk like that in real life? in short halting one sentence jibberish
and I can gaurruntee you any story you got about a whacked out childhood isn't going to make many here twitch? have you read the Emporer Thread? I haven't but i hear it's got tons of crazy stories
stop being an anchor on humanity and get with the actual conversation and interaction

[QUOTE=Lupatria;918177]you're the dead one if you truly believe that.

"Now faith is being sure of what we hope and certain in that which we do not see"Heb11.1
:)[/QUOTE]
I don't see air but i believe in it, will it be enough?

the more I love you all.
God is my boss.
Jesus tells me what to do.
I am what I am...
where the spinach?
eheheeee

I'm going to Burger King, you guys want anything? Fries? XBox game?

[QUOTE=jane s.;918184]I'm going to Burger King, you guys want anything? Fries? XBox game?[/QUOTE]
X box game please

Isn't it crazy that they sell those there now?

... i wouldn't mind a Chicken sandwich.

[QUOTE=jane s.;918180]Jesus kicked some serious amounts of ass. "Oh you don't want to give me any figs, fig tree? DIE FIG TREE DIE!!"

Anyway, I can't say I'm terribly fussed about being condemned to Hell by a girl who uses her own picture as an avatar and doesn't use paragraph breaks. Oh and also I'M NOT JESUS. Therefore, I'M NOT PERFECT. AND YOU'RE STILL A FREAKIN WEIRDO.[/QUOTE]

Nodody's perfect girl. I use my own picture because I'm not afraid of who I am. Look into my eyes...what do you see?

[QUOTE=Lupatria;918183]the more I love you all.
God is my boss.
Jesus tells me what to do.
I am what I am...
where the spinach?
eheheeee
:)[/QUOTE]
Where the spinach? are you drunk.

[QUOTE=Lupatria;918191]Nodody's perfect girl. I use my own picture because I'm not afraid of who I am. Look into my eyes...what do you see?

:)[/QUOTE]we need a larger photo.

[QUOTE=Lupatria;918191]Nodody's perfect girl. I use my own picture because I'm not afraid of who I am. Look into my eyes...what do you see?

:)[/QUOTE]

To be perfectly honest, you look pretty sleepy.

[QUOTE=Lupatria;918183]the more I love you all.
God is my boss.
Jesus tells me what to do.
I am what I am...
where the spinach?
eheheeee
:)[/QUOTE]

nobody hates you, we're trying to understand you
you're making all these posts about yourself but not actually saying anything
can you construct compound sentences at all? If you're a writer you'll have to use them every now and then.

[QUOTE=Loopy-patria]Look into my eyes...what do you see?
[/QUOTE]
Pixels.

I wanna hear one of your stories!

[QUOTE=morey;918192]Where the spinach? are you drunk.[/QUOTE]

popeye reference my pop-culture deprived friend.
Anyone seen Olive?
she's got my oil.
muawhahah

This is like the best thread all month, I'm emailing it to everyone I know.

Edit: You still didn't answer my "old soul" query.

i like it too.

spinach and e coli are a much more recent pop culture story

[QUOTE=Vendetta;918197]Pixels.[/QUOTE]
I wanted to say that.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;918200]I wanna hear one of your stories![/QUOTE] me too but I'm afraid reality will not match to the hopes.

[QUOTE=jane s.;918202]This is like the best thread all month, I'm emailing it to everyone I know.

Edit: You still didn't answer my "old soul" query.[/QUOTE]

read back...
read between the lines
you should be used to that
if you read your bible.
Good job spreading the word
e-mailing is tedious for me.

yeah, she's built them up to impossible expectations
for someone claiming such originality all I'm seeing is a bunch of stuff I've seen 32 times before

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;918208]me too but I'm afraid reality will not match to the hopes.[/QUOTE]

Im sure it would be like story time with Charlie Manson, Im intrigued.

I'm with Nate, pretty much nothing she could say could make me "pee blood." I became jaded in about November of '04.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;918213]Im sure it would be like story time with Charlie Manson, Im intrigued.[/QUOTE]
I can wrote something like that I just need to have free day...

[QUOTE=Lupatria;918211]read back...
read between the lines
you should be used to that
if you read your bible.
Good job spreading the word
e-mailing is tedious for me.[/QUOTE]

Just one conjunction. Please. For me. Just so that I know you are aware of them and how they work.

a parody thread would be fun but i'd probably get banned right?

[QUOTE=jane s.;918214]I'm with Nate, pretty much nothing she could say could make me "pee blood." I became jaded in about November of '04.[/QUOTE]

it's like Jesus himself came down and decided there should be a most perfect and holy example of my Anything you say has been said already thread

[QUOTE=morey;918217]a parody thread would be fun but i'd probably get banned right?[/QUOTE]

anyone that makes parody threads should be banned

[QUOTE=Lupatria;917577]Did you miss me?
I'm back, recently exorcised, full of light and happier than ever. Can't wait to start having lively discussions with all of you. I'll end this on a positive note...The world is ending bitches, repent and live. [B] I've got stories for souls with strong stomachs and hearts[/B].
Love you all.[/QUOTE]

let me reiterate, I wanna hear a story that makes me pee blood or shit blood whichever!

i is of darkness
beish scared
light is in my thing
as jesus yells to you
my cometh.

I promise to post a story as soon as I have time.
Real work keeps me pretty busy.
Helping real people in real need.
Taking care of children.
Loving everyone.
Good stuff like that eh?

oh, better grammar another time, I promise.

I was just thinking earlier when me and Rents mentioned the Legally Tyler Durden thread that there hasn't been someone on here in a while that united us by being a nut.

it's nothing to do with better grammar, it's about talking like a human being and not in one sentence bursts like a dishwashing soap advertisement

i think she was pretending to channel

[QUOTE=Vendetta;918229]I was just thinking earlier when me and Rents mentioned the Legally Tyler Durden thread that there hasn't been someone on here in a while that united us by being a nut.[/QUOTE]I have a three month theory, where every 3 months someone comes along and fills the role
I bet if we looked hard enough there'd be a thread exactly like this somewhere in last October

I've found the best channel on Pandora ever. There's all this lovely ass lounge music, and it makes me want creme de menthe cocktails and a group of people not to be friends with, just to exchange knowing glances when the preformed goes off on some insane improv mania.

[QUOTE=morey;918231]i think she was pretending to channel[/QUOTE]

I do.
Destiny is unavoidable
It's your life, don't act like you don't fucking own it.
Jesus wants you on his team.

dig

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;918233]I have a three month theory, where every 3 months someone comes along and fills the role
I bet if we looked hard enough there'd be a thread exactly like this somewhere in last October[/QUOTE]

it was started by me. Although that's when I was possessed by demons, not angels. Angels have a better sense of humour anyway. God's sense of humour is the best though. It's simply sublime. Did I mention I love you all?