Oh all the black hearts I have missed...

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xec8
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[QUOTE=morey;920825]by [I]us[/I] i meant nate.[/QUOTE]
I think Squeek took her seriously too.

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[QUOTE=morey;920825]by [I]us[/I] i meant nate.[/QUOTE]

if i end up in some painting with lohan due to this obsession I'm going to be mad

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[QUOTE=corellion;920734]I'm a musician/artist/writer too.
This is a song I wrote called “Lupatria Fuck Off”

Lupatria
Lupatria
Lupatria
Fuck off

Lupatria
Lupatria
Lupatria
Fuck off[/QUOTE]

Corellion, you are the best one here. I peed laughing.

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xec8
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Seriously?

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Ok, not really. But I thought it was funny. Horse toucher was better I suppose.

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Lupatria wrote:
I have always known deep in my heart that I was engineered for a special purpose.

Um, no you weren't.

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[QUOTE=LeHaHi;921010]Ok, not really. But I thought it was funny. Horse toucher was better I suppose.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, I have occasionally laughed really loud at Corellion's posts, but not at that one.

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you're right.

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thirty one pages. THIRTY ONE PAGES!

xec. I think I think your avatar looks smug but I can't be certain.

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No way, it looks like it's saying, "Have you taken it yet?" like when someone's taking a really long time to figure out how a camera works, "So I just press this one?" "NOOOO!"

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it's obviously a picture of someone that's just let a silent but deadly go and is chuckling to himself as to how long it'll be before anyone else gets a whiff

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My song about Lupatria was inspired by an overplayed piece written by dead kennedys.

I was considering changing;

Punk ain't no religious cult
to
The cult ain't too religious punk

But decided against it. Anyway, I'm not allowed to be rude to people any more.

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did you get warned? i got in trouble once for harrassing a lucritia type.

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I've found I get warned every couple of moths. But this time it wasn't a "go easy" it was "stop"

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yeah i got banned and then permabanned, but i did other stuff too.

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You got unpermabanned?

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yeah, they needed me.

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It was just like Captain Freedom being called out of retirement in The Running Man

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Heh. Like divorced ex-cops in all those old noir films. I don't see why I'm not allowed to call someone something if it's true.

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[QUOTE=morey;921143]did you get warned? i got in trouble once for harrassing a lucritia type.[/QUOTE]

Did it start with an M and end in inuet?

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man, there was a wasted evening i'll never get back

1. you guys are hilarious - i laughed out loud like 30 times
2. i am exhausted - what a great thread

LUPATRIA
I AM SO
IN LOVE
WITH YOU

keep the peace
bring the love
all these black hearts
are here together
the light and the dark
the cult

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Dude, you're so gay.

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[QUOTE=corellion;921202]Dude, you're so gay.[/QUOTE]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaah sarcasm

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This thread is not funny. It's a festering pile of evil.
Also, Dipshit thread and this thread should go in hall of fame, because I'm not in there yet.

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My five year old nephew asked me what is a "baked potato sandwich".

I replied "I don't think there is one, you can invent it."

He looked at me, kind of shrugged and said '"I only like sandwiches with other stuff".

/Zen

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A baked potato sandwich is slang for fingering the bottom.

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[QUOTE=corellion;921206]This thread is not funny. It's a festering pile of evil.
Also, Dipshit thread and this thread should go in hall of fame, because I'm not in there yet.[/QUOTE]

dude, shouldn't you be out looking for a flat? gave you some MAD links, bro

and this thread is funny on SO many levels i can't begin to list them all

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[QUOTE=corellion;921208]A baked potato sandwich is slang for fingering the bottom.[/QUOTE]

You made that up.

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Edit you said bottom instead of "arse". You SO made that up.

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[QUOTE=wickerkat;921210]dude, shouldn't you be out looking for a flat? gave you some MAD links, bro

and this thread is funny on SO many levels i can't begin to list them all[/QUOTE]
It's four in the morning! Also - thanks for the links, they were great.
[QUOTE=mirka;921211]You made that up.[/QUOTE]
Heehee.
[QUOTE=mirka;921212]Edit you said bottom instead of "arse". You SO made that up.[/QUOTE]It's true. Heheh, I'm so impishly adorable.

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[QUOTE=corellion;921208]A baked potato sandwich is slang for fingering the bottom.[/QUOTE]

i thought that was a "Letter in the Mailbox"

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Thag:
'Tis a portrait of Giacomo Casanova. I'm reading his memoirs at the moment, and they are so fabtastically funny that I felt the need to have him as my avatar for a little while!

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[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;921254]i thought that was a "Letter in the Mailbox"[/QUOTE]

This sheds a whole new light on what Uncle Vernon really found objectionable in the first Harry Potter book.

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When is Lupatria returning? I miss her in a weird kinda way.

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do you miss a herpes flare up as well?

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This is the first thread that got me really hooked, Last week when it began there was this constant posting for a couple of hours. I only logged in for a few minutes and then hours later I was bleary eyed and hooked. If Lupatria could form a single sentence with refering to God or loving all of us I would be delighted to see her again Plus she promised me a story.

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When I see the title of this thread I say it in my head like, Oh! There are those black hearts I've been looking for. So [I]that's[/I] where I put them.

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[QUOTE=xec8;921263]Thag:
'Tis a portrait of Giacomo Casanova. I'm reading his memoirs at the moment, and they are so fabtastically funny that I felt the need to have him as my avatar for a little while![/QUOTE]
Mine is from someone that I want to have sex with, but I sort of identify it as me, because it's my avatar ... so it's sort of confusing.

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[QUOTE=meatthinker;921276]This sheds a whole new light on what Uncle Vernon really found objectionable in the first Harry Potter book.[/QUOTE]

[B][SIZE=4]!![/SIZE][/B] :speechles [B][SIZE=4]!![/SIZE][/B]

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[QUOTE=xec8;920827]I think Squeek took her seriously too.[/QUOTE]

I guess so. I was pretty drunk last time I posted in this thread. I don't remember all of what I said last time and I'm too lazy to back up a couple of pages and read it again. I'm gonna PM her and ask her my God questions, then I'll decide if I like her or not.
If this is just a game, and she isn't really like this but rather only posting here to shake people like me...well then good job.

But if that's true, then big whoop. It would be impossible to lose my head over this with Vigorous Puppy lending his genius to this thread.

And I love the poem format that this thread has spawned. I think these poems will be the newest way to tell someone, "Shut up you tool!" and they will live on here for quite some time. I hope.

I.E.
Blah blah blah in my heart,
Jesus, blah, blah, the wicked
Blah, noun, blah blah, made up word, blah Hell
LOVE YOU ALL
Smile

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You know that would have been the last time anyone ever wrote like that if I hadn't posted this message?

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there is a pain in my heart
I think it's Jesus
he kick me in my left heart chamber
HATE YOU ALL (lol:P)

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"He kick me in my left heart chamber" is fucking brilliant, Shadov. I'm not being sarcastic.

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[QUOTE=jane s.;921944]"He kick me in my left heart chamber" is fucking brilliant, Shadov. I'm not being sarcastic.[/QUOTE]
thank you, Jane. I try my best.

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its always good to be specific

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