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Lazlosdead
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Hi. Laz here and I need the Cult to help me out.....

I was walking down the hall yesterday and noticed a sign about Columbus being a raper, pilager, horse fucker, etc. and thought that was kinda fucked up. THen I over heard a speech about how I stole the black man's culture. So I bitched at the Student Government President and he sadi people here can say whatever they want and put what ever they want on their doors.

So here's where I need help...

Never have I seen such odd and wonderful pictures as y'all seem to find on The Cult. So I want pix (or links to) borderline offensive
pictures... nothing overtly racist (I dont wanna get killed) but funny and yet.... somewhat disturbing... all in the name of freedom of speech.

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um.
yeah, Columbus was (supposedly) a "deflowerer of young girls," to quote one rather in-depth thing i read about him. didn't hear about no horse-fucking business, but.....
as for your request, well.... what?

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But just make sure you guys are aware of the guidelines here:
[url]http://chuckpalahniuk.net/community/guidelines.html[/url]

Thanks so much!

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Lazlosdead
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by izen [/i]
[B]um.
yeah, Columbus was (supposedly) a "deflowerer of young girls," to quote one rather in-depth thing i read about him. didn't hear about no horse-fucking business, but.....
as for your request, well.... what? [/B][/QUOTE]

"So I want pix (or links to) borderline offensive
pictures... "

What was unclear?

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My culture wasn't stolen.

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[url=http://images.google.com/images?q=nigger&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search]yeah...[/url]
i've run out of space on my image-hosting site & don't feel like cleaning up shit to make room. oh well.

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Hey if you are linking someone, make sure you have a description of what it says, for our friends accessing the forums at work. Check out the guidelines for details

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Lazlosdead
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B][url=http://images.google.com/images?q=nigger&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search]yeah...[/url]
i've run out of space on my image-hosting site & don't feel like cleaning up shit to make room. oh well. [/B][/QUOTE]

This will get me shot in the parking lot.

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Lazlosdead
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Fino35 [/i]
[B]My culture wasn't stolen. [/B][/QUOTE]

It's what the NAACP said... and I believe them. Sorry about all that.

ANYWAY, I'm looking for pictures of this ilk:
[img]http://disx.onestop.net/fuschnick_nam.jpg[/img]

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AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Quote:

This will get me shot in the parking lot.

yeah, i'm bad about crossing lines.
i'm sure i could dig up some stuff to post, but i really don't feel like sifting through that ftp and finding which pictures are ok to delete & which aren't.. ugh.

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Quote:

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

isn't it great? i know i posted it here once, but maybe someone else did, too.

Lazlosdead
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]isn't it great? i know i posted it here once, but maybe someone else did, too. [/B][/QUOTE]

No, you posted it....
This is the offensive, yet fun loving tone I"m searching for...
[img]http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-19-03-hygiene/Howard-Beale_whores.jpg[/img]

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in that case.
maddox is your friend.
you probably already know this.
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/personality.gif[/img]
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/bigpot6.jpg[/img]
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/twoface3.gif[/img]
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/twoface2.gif[/img]
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/twoface1.gif[/img]

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Definitely check out maddox. he'll have what you're looking for. I like the one where he's hired by some girl to beat up her grandpa. Funny shit.

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somethingawful.com definately

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Images that show male or female genitalia.
Images of women’s breasts with nipples showing.
Images of graphic torture, physical or sexual.

not exactly comprehensive guidelines with sites like rotten.com...

Anyway,
My thoughts are you stendhal them with a collage from rotten, dont worry about having to find each picture yourself, I can just post or if thats not okay here, I can pm.

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[IMG]http://www.yakresearch.com/gifs/eac/jesus.gif[/IMG]

stuff like this?

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[IMG]http://www.gumey.com/alaplaya/images/jesus.jpg[/IMG]

or this

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then there's always this
[img]http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a274/a274.gif[/img]

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]then there's always this
[img]http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a274/a274.gif[/img] [/B][/QUOTE]

If I ever see someone wearing that shirt I will shake their hand.

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[img]http://www.hotsexintheory.com/bumper1.gif[/img]

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[IMG]http://maddox.xmission.com/twoface3.gif[/IMG]

This reminds me of Six..

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Millions, millions of chances and you had to be the fastest swimmer!

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Grae [/i]
[B]Millions, millions of chances and you had to be the fastest swimmer! [/B][/QUOTE] classic.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nightrious [/i]
[B]I N0 U R, but wat am i!? [/B][/QUOTE]
I N0 U R, bu[I]t wat[/I] am i!? [I]t wat[/I]
the question answers itself

Six On The Dot
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Grae [/i]
[B][IMG]http://maddox.xmission.com/twoface3.gif[/IMG]

This reminds me of Six.. [/B][/QUOTE]

And to think I gave you my heart....

Not to mention a nice case of herpes. Get that checked out.
Wink

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[url]www.tubgirl.com[/url]

Someone's got to keep flying the nausea flag now that goatse.cx has been shut down for our own protection.

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This is for Six since he/she thinks i should kill myself.

Actually you might want to take your own advice and spare us all.

Six On The Dot
Endorfins are the fucking things on a shark's tail, dumbass
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A) Animation's not a picture
2) Are you suffering from massive PMS?
D) If not, seriously, are you drunk?

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don't bother with anything offensive. if it were me, I would just put up about three hundred MORE of whatever they are puting up. overkill rules.
but if you have to put up something else. oh man, go with that Make It Count! thing. I know it shouldn't, but that cracked me up.

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thank you

the first time I saw it I almost pissed my pants.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ladycomet [/i]
[B]thank you

the first time I saw it I almost pissed my pants. [/B][/QUOTE]

the reason it's so bad I think is because it's so reminiscent, for me, of how they made you remember the ways of folding paper. "hot dog" and "hamburger" style. it's really something that sticks in your head, so little kids won't forger the helpful hint.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ladycomet [/i]
[B]This is for Six since he/she thinks i should kill myself.

Actually you might want to take your own advice and spare us all. [/B][/QUOTE]

I cant print animations...
find me a picture of this though and it'll go up!

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Endorfins are the fucking things on a shark's tail, dumbass
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told you so, dick face.

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I learned back in college that any posters you put up with pictures of cute, fuzzy baby seals getting culled from thier herds tends to really really upset a lot of people.

I should scan one of those for you...