Nyxxie,

You'll be back.

They always come back.

hey klOper, what's happening!?! Is this the palce for like-minded pundits to meet and greet?

No

is this the place where we grease your wheels and tell you how brilliant you are?

No

is this the place where we see how long i can ask you questions that you will answer no to?

Sure

are you wearing something that's green today?

What is this[i]?[/i] The Spanish Inquisition[i]?[/i]

[size=1][b]NO-ONE_EXPECTS_THE_SPANISH_INQUISITION[/b][/size]

yes or no please.

Mannerisms include:
Scratching genitals
Excreting gasses through mouth and/or rectum
Violent antisocial behavior towards other specimens.

a human being, right?

now i know why you want nyxxie . . . you want a shot at her pants, you sly dog, klOpper!

I want Rachel Weisz. Just saw Confidence... oh my gosh... What a sexy lady. And in the Mummy she was all classy and such, and she's british or whatever.. So yeah... awesome.

she rocked in enemy at the gate too hombre

Didn't see it, but I am now going to download it, just for her.

Oh yeah. Enemy at the Gates is a must for fans of that young lady.

whoa yeah! women in uniforms rock my world hombres!

um, hi

Hey there, nice avatar. What's it from?

thx, tonystone.com...

And I'm off.

ok, now this makes sense.

most bizaare thread ever.

but it made me realize that i want a picture of kl0pper. the real kl0pper. must put a face to the mystery. kl0pper email a real one to me, and post fake ones on here...or don't...it's entirely up to you.

i have all sorts of pix of teh kl0pper-- but id feel cheap just handing them out. gotta stay loyal to the cause you know.

I'm a figment of your collective imaginations.

You people are kinda out-there.

LOLLLOLLL!!!11111!!!!

More ironic post EVER!

'You people'?

Sometimes I think Kl0pper is a kind of user account where a bunch of people post under that name for kicks.

'user account'?

Like how a few people will share one ebay selling account to maintain high feedback.

'high'?

what?

it's magic

the gathering

my jokes are funny

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]Sometimes I think Kl0pper is a kind of user account where a bunch of people post under that name for kicks. [/B][/QUOTE]

I think all those people share the same body.

I think you're just in on it. Who is logged in to Kl0p, motherfuck, I have the 3:00 to 6:00 slot.

mirkah, that is an excellent observation. you can observe a lot by just watching.

Thank you. Is your dance card full, or can you fit me in for a polka?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]Thank you. Is your dance card full, or can you fit me in for a polka? [/B][/QUOTE]

absolutely. just so long as i don't have to suckle a tuna melt from under your arms.

everybody loves a polka.

oh, the farmer, the farmer
took another load away
hey hey farmer grey
took another load away

mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear

It was TPK that mentioned the armpit suckling of snacks. I just need that to be on record.

oh, thank god. i thought you had some weird food fetish or something. in that case, i'll lead! *grabs mirkah and starts dancing to a polka played by tuffy on the accordian*

i actually know a feeder...he gets off by fattening up his partners
i think it's more than "oh i like fuller figure woman" thing..i think it's just another manifestation for control. as in i'm-fattening-you-up-so-you-are-immobile or the i'm-fattening-you-up-so-most-men-wont-find-you-desirable thing

haha, I have never heard of such a thing. A *feeder* huh, that sounds like something out of a Palahniuk book.

Can you elaborate? More More More. Is he a great cook or does he just bring home bags of McDonalds. How many chicks has he fattened and to how obese? Do they get so fat they have to ride around in a little cart?

a feeder???? christ on a crutch, now i've heard it all.

oh you make me laugh..
it could go that way if he finds the ideal "feedee"
a feeder is just another fetish; someone who gets sexual gratification in seeing his/her partner "grow". there are usually more male feeders beacuse (ahem, this is according to him), men do NOT look attractive with more meat on their bods, whereas a women would be "softer to the touch" and curvy (i dont see how so). i think it's maternal too. the large "bob" tits.

one time i was over at his place and he was looking at feeder porn (well just naked ladies) and i dont know i dont find it attractive at all. but he thinks that it's because i've been conformed by the society to like or to want to be like calista flockharts. personally i think that's an extreme. i'm all for being healthy...but gaining 100 pounds for a love one is NOT healthy.

i'm pretty sure he tried to fatten me up with chocolates and salty foods or whatnot. cause everytime we go out for walks, he would stop by the convenience store to pick up more an d more chocolates.

and it's a big fantasy of his to fatten up a girl to obsesity..which he calls "plump" or "spherical"

oh moe-ron..you have to cover your ears..there are so much more in this world other than vanilla sex

and and surprisingly..he didnt find that blueberry girl to be sexy at all. as in charlie and the chocolate factory blueberry girl as she literally GREW to be SPHERICAL..both qualities that he finds to be extremely sexy. i guess fear of being called a pedophille got in the way?

oh his idea of "cooking" is buying curry sauce, and pour it over chicken..over rice. that's it... no veggies no nothing.. just meat and potatoes..and lots of salt (which annoys the hell outta me)