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Caligula7
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Y'all seen any of these yet? Videos of Russian addicts that shoot this "Krocodil" shit that's like homemade heroin, but costs a tenth as much. Apparently, it eats tissue from within. Enjoy!

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Just reading that description I'm pretty sure I can't watch this video.

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WHOA! It's like a chicken wing after you're done with it (at least with me, cuz I don't like eating the fatty ends. the irony is it's nothing like a leg). I wonder how long that guy went with a foot but no freakin' calf to go with it.

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WHAT THE FUCK

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THAT'S NOT REAL RIGHT, IT'S JUST MAKEUP RIGHT

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oh man.

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217

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I remember subby socks posted that in chat one day. I had to ask him for the link some time afterward, cuz I reaaally wanted to see everyone's reaction to that. It's pretty great.

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I literally and involuntarily just whispered "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." to myself.

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ScribblingDes wrote:
oh man.

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217


I should not have clicked on this link earlier. I am not in the proper state to be scaring the shit out of myself like that.
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Thank God it's daylight here!

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It was daylight when i scrolled down that thing. I nearly threw the computer.

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It was like 1 in the morning and I was in a dark room when Justin linked it. Would I scroll, knowing what waited for me? Nope, not once, not never.

They found a really big bug in New Zealand (three square mice in size) and this link contains a picture of it eating a carrot that's kind of scary at first but now I'm finding it almost cute. You have to picture it saying... omonomnomnomnom...

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Pretty sure you're thinking cubic mice.

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Have I posted this before?

I find it hilarious, but, you know.

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Pretty sure you're thinking cubic mice.

Yes. Dimensions are hard.

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Spans can be.

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That last one looks like it's saying "NO, F**K YOU!"

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There's a lake/dam in the mountains kinda close to my grandparents' place where divers say there are huchens reaching over 9 feet. Simple explanation: that lake has never been empty in the past few decades, since the dam broke, and it's dark and the perfect environment for them, even if they should live in rivers. This is why people who kill themselves by jumping in that lake are rarely found - divers don't like going in there anymore.

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That's MY worst nightmare.

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That show is awesome though.

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Hattie wrote:

That last one looks like it's saying "NO, F**K YOU!"


I'm never going swimming in anything other than a pool again.
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I fucking hate lakes. They creep me out more than the ocean.

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We don't have anything like that in out lakes. We have eels though. And delicious trout.

NZ just has giant bugs.

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Yeah we just have Catfish here in Texas.... than can eat small animals.

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Goddamn you Zach. I don't want to know what's in my lake. Jet skiing this summer is going to be so much more terrifying than usual.

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Did you know that people get mouth maggots?

WARNING: this link is utterly disgusting.

https://www.google.com/search?pq=oral+maggots&hl=en&cp=7&gs_id=8&xhr=t&q...

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ScribblingDes wrote:
Did you know that people get mouth maggots?

WARNING: this link is utterly disgusting.

https://www.google.com/search?pq=oral+maggots&hl=en&cp=7&gs_id=8&xhr=t&q=oral+myiasis&tok=r4AWc9bD4otr2_HWyOiPcQ&safe=off&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&biw=1262&bih=701&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=A5zuTouHNcPr0gH0ubnWCQ


My mom had to witness this during her 2-year dental hygiene program. I thought black tongue was pretty fucking disgusting but when i saw pictures of the mouth maggots and my mom had actually seen them and described it... I nearly gagged.
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I scrubbed my brain with lye after clicking on that link.

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Mouth maggots do not exist in my world. I reject that outright.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I didn't even look at the link. Ugh.

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jesus Christ, I have to stop checking this thread. I've had bear nightmares EVERY NIGHT since last Thursday. It hasn't been like this since I was 10.

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But Irina, his head is shaped like a heart!

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clearly the heart of a woman, with teeth like that!

Tongue

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Truth.

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labelleza wrote:
But Irina, his head is shaped like a heart!

The hole in my body after he mauls me will also be heart-shaped. I don't remember if I shared this, probably have, but here it is again.
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/265455/Bear-s-eating-me-girl-told-mu...
Enjoy your nightmares, y'all!

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Did you read the first comment?

BY JOVE

12.12.11, 2:00pm

That sounds unbearable. It really makes me paws for thought. The feeling of knowing you'd never see your family again would be absolutely grizzly. I really do hope the hunters had the right to bear arms though, I wouldn't want them using cubs.

• Posted by: Thornberry1 • Report Comment

That whole story was horrible. And I only read the first and last few sentences. I never have nightmares but this spell of depression will stick around for a while.

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Useless without audio!

Commentary is awesome though:

That sounds unbearable. It really makes me paws for thought. The feeling of knowing you'd never see your family again would be absolutely grizzly. I really do hope the hunters had the right to bear arms though, I wouldn't want them using cubs.

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^5 for using "y'all"

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Beatcha.

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There are other priceless comments. Dig deeper.

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I didn't even read the article again. That picture and headline are enough. Looks like I'm not seeing my grandparents this year either.

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Bumped because I can't handle all these "Cute" threads.

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Enclosed, please find one (1) photograph (aerial) of my manparts.

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When I was a little girl I used to have nightmares that everything had turned to worms. Was made of worms. The ground, the street, benches, trees, fences, people, animals. People walking around made of them all squirming. The ground, not just covered, but actually that was all it was, thousand and millions of worms. Everything. Except myself. No matter where I ran, there was nothing to touch or be near that wasn't wiggly slimy worms.



EWWWWWWW EWWWWWW EWWWWWWW

I just found THIS..

*shudder*