Nightmare Fuel!
steve, that's sicknasty.
I have dreams about all my teeth falling out.
also found a spider on a sweater sitting on my bed and I don't know where it went
SPIDERS EVERYWHERE
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I pictured a spider wearing a sweater, which is much more pleasant. He probably just went for a stroll in the park.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Awww, that spider just wanted to say - Hello neighbor.
This^ and I really want to clean his teeth, well not personally, but they need to be cleaned,badly!
Always a classic :
OMG I love those videos. I know what I'll be doing the rest of the shift.
I've watched that video with just about everyone I know. Popping or watching someone pop a truly disgusting pimple has a pretty high ratio of effort:sense-of-deep-satisfaction.
When I watch stuff like that my chest gets all right and it gets hard to breath. Also a thread about that video was one of the first threads I ever posted in.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
When I see that I wince but I'm also pleased when the amount that comes out makes no physiological sense.
Also, I've seen that Sadler's Well / I've Got The Weirdest Boner video so many times now that it has ceased to seem strange.
That's exactly how I feel. I love botfly videos too. The fact they can extract the larvae from inside people, cows, dogs, etc, is awesome.
I still think that titty bore worm picture is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on the internets. Even knowing that it's a fake doesn't stop the nightmares.
Is that even what it was really called? Googling it doesn't bring up anything.
That's just what I called it. Maybe try something with "lotus seed breast" or something along those lines. If there is a God, maybe He has intervened and banished it from the internet, and no one, not even Google, can ever find it again.
^This.
Watch this guys, I can give Frank nightmares with one word.
That's exactly how I feel. I love botfly videos too. The fact they can extract the larvae from inside people, cows, dogs, etc, is awesome.
Shadfly
Ahhh, Ludwig! Those videos make me feel sick to my stomach. *Shiver*
That's exactly how I feel. I love botfly videos too. The fact they can extract the larvae from inside people, cows, dogs, etc, is awesome.
I love botfly videos too. The fact they can extract the larvae from inside people, cows, dogs, etc, is awesome.
I stopped being able to feel my face but you know what, I wish there were MORE.
I thought botflies and shadflies were the same thing?
Those pictures of the guy eating the raw chicken haunted me over the weekend. Blurghhh
If I saw this in real life I'd literally die of fear. Most likely have a heart attack and as I'm giving my last breath, I'll worry if I die before they take the first bite or not.
botflies are crazy and fascinating.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I adore bears. Bears are my favorite. I'd still probably have a heart attack if I saw that above in real life.
Des' post is rather funny right after Irinas post.
The scariest animal I ever met was my aunt's chihuahua, Princess. When I'd visit her as a little kid, she'd put the dog in the kitchen behind one of those baby gates and I'd just stand on the other side and watch it go crazy snarling and snapping at me. Sometimes I'd feed it cheese.
She died a few years ago (her age was somewhere between 14 and a million) and the last time I saw her she was blind, deaf, toothless and balding. She still tried to bite my face off though. It was ultra creepy because her eyes were all cloudy with the cataracts but she'd still stare right into your soul and bare the nonexistent teeth.
I hated that dog so much. I'd rather pet a bear.
She died a few years ago (her age was somewhere between 14 and a million) and the last time I saw her she was blind, deaf, toothless and balding. She still tried to bite my face off though. It was ultra creepy because her eyes were all cloudy with the cataracts but she'd still stare right into your soul and bare the nonexistent teeth.
I hated that dog so much. I'd rather pet a bear.
I'm sorry Jes but this whole post had me laughing out loud.
The day she died, I posted a seven paragraph PA about her. I hated her but I'd be different person without her. A person who likes small dogs, maybe.
Well I'm glad you don't like small dogs, if you did I probably wouldn't respect you as much as I do now, which is not a whole lot as it is
You know I love you 
She died a few years ago (her age was somewhere between 14 and a million) and the last time I saw her she was blind, deaf, toothless and balding. She still tried to bite my face off though. It was ultra creepy because her eyes were all cloudy with the cataracts but she'd still stare right into your soul and bare the nonexistent teeth.
I hated that dog so much. I'd rather pet a bear.
I'm sorry Jes but this whole post had me laughing out loud.
QFT!
Every time I see a Chihuahua (more and more unfortunately) I have to convince myself it's a real dog and not a furry Goblin.
one of the scariest things from my childhood:
floormasters and wallmasters from legend of zelda. those fuckers would just come up from the floor or fall down from the ceiling and OH GOD NO
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
I think the ocarina of time ones are the worst. so many nightmares from these.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
okay so uh...that hitler picture...
it was from a google search, and it was a screen shot from ocarina of time. when I put it on here, it turned into that picture. I don't know what just happened but it's creepy/hilarious.
what even
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Haha, that's funny. The Hitler picture, I mean. I have nothing but sympathy about those creepy killer hands. I never played Zelda but I did play an unhealthy amount of Mario on the 64. I know the Loch Ness looking thing from one of the worlds was really quite adorable but all of the water worlds freaked me out and in my real life, I had a difficult time dealing with the idea of even fish living in the same ocean that I occasionally swam in. So having to do this fucked my shit up.
I really did have nightmares about that thing suddenly biting Mario and dragging him underwater, causing him to lose his last life. Extra horrifying when he was only one red coin away from the star. Give me a break though, I was 7 and that's a motherfucking dinosaur. Like all of sudden I'm supposed to believe it's not on Bowser's side. Bullshit.
Exactly! I've never known a nice one. Also, I found my original post on my aunt's dog from hell. It was actually longer than this but like most things I wrote at the time, it turned into a rambling mess about how much my parents like, totally suck.
Yesterday my mom wanted us to eat together, which was weird. And while we were sitting there being a family and whatever, she tells us that my aunt’s dog died. I say, “Finally…” because we were all thinking it. That dog was horrible. It died last Sunday at the ripe old age of…. god, no one remembers how old she was, but it must have been more than 17 years. The dog was this enormous black chihuahua named Princess. But better know as “that bitch that almost bit [insert name of victim]’s [body part] off.” I was absolutely terrified of her years ago. When we were little, we used to go stand on the other side of the fence stopping her from ripping our throats out, and stick our fingers in the holes. That lasted until she got one of us. I think he still has a nasty scar on his finger. We’d also throw cheese at her. She liked attacking cheese even more than she liked making things bleed.
Anyway, my mom says that’s a rude thing to say because my aunt loved that dog more than her sons. It’s true, her sons are jerks that never call or visit and are always getting in legal trouble and asking for money. The worse thing Princess ever did was make her get stitches. Last time I saw Princess she was blind, deaf, toothless, wrinkled, and looked a huge black rat. A huge black rat that still wants to tear your face off even if she can’t see it. She had some sort of sense that if you got closer than a foot, her eyes would start rolling around and she growl and snap in the general area of your hand. She got me several times but she is much less frightening without her teeth.
Hahaha. I don't know why the cheese part makes me laugh.
Because it's ridiculous but also completely understandable. Everybody loves cheese.
Now admit what you're afraid of, Frankman.
Creepy old baby dolls freak me out. Most old baby dolls freak me out. If we have them at work I refuse to touch them except when I turn them over so they will stop staring at me. I know if they could they would grab little knives and slice me open.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Ack, I can't even look at my own post. Please please don't quote me.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I would imagine little old baby dolls outnumber the amount of tiny knives that are out there, so they couldn't possibly all have tiny knives.
You made me think of this (just watch it with one eye, you'll be okay).
I know I've posted about my granny's creepy ass doll collection more than once. I totally feel you on the doll thing.
I am so not watching that.
I had an MRI today. That by itself isn't so bad, as long as I cover my eyes I'm okay, but I am claustraphobic. They gave me a pair of headphones, which was new. I was rather excited about that until they put the head restraint on. It was a brain scan and with the face cover, the headphones act as pads and the whole thing makes it so you can't move your head. I immediately told them that wasn't going to work. Freaked me the fuck out. I still wasn't allowed to move during the scan, but not being allowed to move and not being able to are two different things.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I think about that sometimes. If I would have to have an MRI, drama would ensue.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
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“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
fuuuuuuccccckkkk stop with all the dolls
From work.
After taking these pictures I turned them all face down. They will haunt me as long as I'm working in this house.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
That crying doll is the ugliest thing I've seen in a long time.
yeah, that last one. Dolls don't really bug me, but that one looks exactly like it's in the kind of pain whenever I hear something about "weeping and gnashing of teeth" of people suffering in the pits of Hell.
I had an MRI today. That by itself isn't so bad, as long as I cover my eyes I'm okay, but I am claustraphobic. They gave me a pair of headphones, which was new. I was rather excited about that until they put the head restraint on. It was a brain scan and with the face cover, the headphones act as pads and the whole thing makes it so you can't move your head. I immediately told them that wasn't going to work. Freaked me the fuck out. I still wasn't allowed to move during the scan, but not being allowed to move and not being able to are two different things.
They didnt give you a valium or xanax for that. They always give me one, because I tell them I cant handle being closed in like that. And the obnoxious noise that the MRI makes....what? who? I mean?
Whatever Whore!
I didn't ask for one, I'm fine as long as I cover my eyes. But I didn't know about the head restraint, I don't think even a xanax would have helped with that.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
^ True.
Whatever Whore!
ewww that is pretty fucking gross and scary steve.