newbies

you shut up

I gotta go with tryp on this one. Has anyone else ever gone at looked at the members list? It's thousands of members long, yet how many people post on here on a regular basis? A hundred or so? I think that if you're going to join you might as well post so you don't pointlessly steal a good sn that someone else might have wanted.

dang trypdwyre...some of us have to work while we post!

p.s. the word you're looking for is "converse."

i just wanted some of these people who's names i see, but never post to have at least 1 post under their belt, and thanks jane.

nope, it's conversate, it may not be real, but it's the word i wanted.

dang, I wish I had my old made-up words sig so I could add that in.

But you have a puking robot! That all but makes up for it, I think.

i heart robot puking

and you have 62 posts, we see you on the boards, i'm talking about these people who have 0-2 posts, and i see their names on the bottom of the screen saying they're logged in, but you never see them.

dont ask me why i posted this

Maybe they don't want to be attacked. Some people are really fucking rude to new people.

I see it all the time when someone just posts a tentative little question and everyone jumps all over them for not already knowing all things chuck. Or for not knowing where on the site to find the info.

Why can't we just conversate with people the way we want them to conversate with us

(Conversate rocks tryp)

Robert Puking...that is the coolest, coolest, coolest avatar ever. Everytime I see it I can imagine Strong Bad yelling "ROBERT PUKING!" as the words flash up.

Very ultra cool.

ok, so we'll just let the newbies post here, and we'll not attack them. i can be a very nice and patient guy, but i don't tolerate laziness (in case you have been readin the fight club threads). so anyway, where are the newbies?

They may not even know the boards are here...

Laziness is next to godliness, I always say.

Hey, what happened to the dead tieedy bear dude, the green man ... what are you supposed to be now? a Legoland nightmare couple in need of optomological surgeries?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by leonardshelby [/i]
[B]Robert Puking...that is the coolest, coolest, coolest avatar ever. Everytime I see it I can imagine Strong Bad yelling "ROBERT PUKING!" as the words flash up.

Very ultra cool. [/B][/QUOTE]

'ROBERT PUKING! You lazy crap-for-crap!'

I *heart*Strong Bad with all my heart.

(The End-for-crap)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]

Strong Bad[/B][/QUOTE]

YEA!!! SOMEBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT HOMESTARRUNNER.COM!!

(in strong bad voice)
YOU ARE SO STUPID!!

i like strongbad, but after a while i get a headache.
pretty much anything with a mexican wrestler mask is cool to me!

[QUOTE]YEA!!! SOMEBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT HOMESTARRUNNER.COM!![/QUOTE]

i love to make homestar say marshmellow.. thats so hilarious.
my fortune of today is; its not lazy if its hilarious.. and why not try some moldy bread. you might not vomit.

Homestar Runner is the beginning and end of all humor. I bought some ballet shoes just because they had red Trogdor-like dragons on them (albeit without the beefy arms). Also I love,
absolutely love, Teen Girls Squad.

(IT'S OVER!)

you have a point, tryp, but people don't have to post if they don't want to. how many ill Rich's are lurking among the lurkers? think about that, and be careful what you wish for.

Lurking among the lurkers? Now [i]that[/i] takes skill.

but can someone be lurking behing the lurkers that are lurking

*shit confused myself*

I'm back.

Yeah, where'd you go, psycho-boy? (said with love!)

yea you left for awhile

Well at first I was sick then I was just busy and didn't feel like catching up, then I jumped off my roof and sprained my ankle and the day after that happened my computer just fucking died on me. So the last week has been spent lying in bed all day watching TV. Good lord... it has been hell. But, it seems my computer has been fixed now. Of course, now that I've said that, just watch it crash. Blah.

all i can say is,
damn this thread, it has failed where all other threads have failed, 2 or 3 posts down and BAM, off topic already.

hello newbies, hello lurkers, i've tried my best.

Not your fault, tryp, TV has just ruined all of our attention spans.

damn that idiot box. *sigh* was it worth trying jane? or did i do it all for nothing?

look, the lego land lovers are at it again. *sigh*

It was a noble effort, my dear trypdwyre! You did your best to educate the masses and bring the newbies out of the retiring little newbie-shells. But apparently the fish aren't biting today. I salute you for your brave and valiant effort!

PS--Framstedt, wtf?

Ooh, deja vu!

are you insuating that my little plastic people are homosexuals?
well if they are i don't want any homosexual slander aimed at them.

actually, i thought they were male and female plastic lego people. i didn't realize they had feelings one way or the other about their sexuality, nor did i stop to consider that they might, in fact, be gay.

are you going to change your avatar again soon? i kinda still miss the bear, but these guys are ok, whether they're lovers or not or just senstitive pieces of plastic.

i might, depending on what silly image i come across.
unfortunately they're both crafted in the images of males, so i guess thay are in fact (if they are plastic people lovers) gay. that might push me to get new avatar up.

The plastic people are *the* gay, not gay. Sheesh.

(Sorry).

YAY! You brought back the dead bear!!!!!! Now my life is finally complete.

i caved. i guess he'll be up for quite some time.

hooray. if only you could see the little victory dance i'm dancing right now. welcome back from the dead, dead teddy bear dude!

if i feel so encouraged, animation might not be far off.
votes on what he should do? flop over dead? clutch his "x" dramatically? suggestions are welcome.

i'd like to see his eyes bug out, then have hime spin around a couple of times, clutching the x (that's good) and then he falls down dead, twitching. maybe he even mouths something, a horrible scream O perchance before flopping down dead.

It'd be neat if he kind of cocked his head to the side, and it paused like that for a second, then it just kind of keeps going in that direction and totally rolls off. No drama or anything. Just. Curious tilt of the head. Oops. Head rolled off. =D

but his head isn't severed. that would be quite inaccurate. see, he has a wound on his tummy.

you could have him stagger with his arms in front of him like frankenstein's monster, then lightening bolt on the x and voila fried bear.

It doesn't have to be severed. That's why it's an Oops. You know. Heads aren't supposed to fall off. But his does. Oops. Get it?

point well taken. and disx you get points for ensuring that it's not at a complication level beyond my grasp.

Well beauty often lies in simplicity. The teddy is good because he is not overly complicated and such. He's a simple little teddy bear, with a great expression on his big head. So let's keep it simple. You get all dramatic with it, and you lose that modesty that current teddy has, and you may come off like you're just trying way too hard to be clever or special or something, and that always sucks. Simple is good.

And to further elaborate on the idea:

His look is that of muted distress. Something's wrong, but he's not going to give you a hard time about it, or cry to you about it, he's just gonna stand there and look forlorn. But he's curious, and he's wondering why everyone's looking at him, so he tilts his head to get a better view of his audience. Then Oops. Head falls off. And as they say, curiosity killed the cat, but our cat is a bear now. So forlorn little bear is quiet and curious, and something so simple, a slight little tilt of the head, results in his demise.

So tragic, yet reassuringly serene.

Yey.

And if he slightly raised an eyebrow when he tilted his head, that'd be nifty. Or maybe not, I'm uncertain on that one.

I think there should be a before shot of him looking happy and normal, and then he gets shot with a huge gun and when the smoke clears, he looks dead like he does right now.